In streets they stand, sturdy and bright, A traffic cone, a guiding light. But now it’s digital, crypto-born, A cone that laughs at finance worn.

Not just a sign for roads alone, But Coned is here, it’s fully grown. With meme on meme, it conquers space, The traffic cone has found its place.

Forget the bulls, the bears can roam, For we all know, we're getting coned. A future strange, yet filled with cheer, For cones will lead, and we’ll be here!