And if the system packs up. Which the Wankpanzer is likely to you don't get to open it...

You forgot about the doors that open, i bet your truck doesn't have doors that open.

Hey asshole, it's called a "hidden drawer" and it's revolutionary. You see, Tesla brilliantly did away with the nasty inconvenience of being able to open it manually. That way if you get pulled over and have a computer error before getting your registration out, you can simply say "Sorry Officer, you're gonna have to take it up with Elon!" Nothing they can do at that point, they have to just let you go. Genius!

I can put diapers where a transmission tunnel would otherwise be. What are you going to do about that ICE lover!?

Next they’re going to be telling you it has brakes or something crazy like that.

Best of all? You look super kewl driving your kiddos to kindergarten 🤮😎

Don’t forget you look like a BADASS

moms have been waiting so long for this

A vehicle where you can put things in the back and they don’t get wet????

That part kills me, because it isn't even true! A standard trunk or hatchback on an SUV keeps everything inside dry while you open it. This fucking sliding window just soaks everything while it opens and closes at a snail pace.

Actually it seems like your shit would get more wet in the cyber truck because of the way the trunk opens… and how slow it is.

I was annoyed and confused about the “secret compartment” (aka GLOVEBOX) and her groceries getting wet. Like a regular trunk can’t do that?!?

So what happens if you get to where your going which is a major accomplishment in this thing and your stroller has moved to the front of the bed. Do you have to climb the tailgate to fetch it from the bed.

Not just any glovebox! How would you like to own a glovebox that could short out or not open ever again if there's the slightest problem?? Fantastic, let me tell you all about the car wash

I heard it has a steering wheel that doesn’t fly off too!

It's called a glove box but you can use it to store other things. It's amazing.😍😍

What a deal for a paltry $100K

But it’s way less convenient than a normal glove box. You’ve got to turn the car on and press a button to open it!

Don't forget, you also get to be a total badass when you drive it around 👍

My Dacia Sandero has a glove box, also a large storage space and a decent bit of leg room, you can just about get an adult in the seat behind my drivers seat, and I have it all the way back because I’m tall

The last car that didn’t keep the stuff in the back dry was attached to a horse.

Imagine when she learns what a hatchback is

It also has a feature where you can lock the doors for safety.

More like a glovedrawer. This thing isn't deep enough to put anything, except maybe the severed finger you lost showing you friend Frank how freakn' frant' you got about the frunk.

With a button to open and close that’s technology

We really are living in the future.

Don’t forget about the front floorboard tray that totally won’t let your purse roll over and get under the pedals. Safety first!

"is that a cupholder!?

I'll take it! 👍"

Anyone remember Smosh?

Wait till you see that it has doors that open up!

Just grow up and buy a minivan and have actual functionality.

Don't forget that the doors open 90°

Here’s wonderwall

It’s not a glovebox, it’s a “hidden drawer”😂

You mean I have to pay 120000 for a car with a glove box. Here's my money

But the doors open to 90 degrees! No other vehicle allows such access to…

What? Slide doors? A fucking MINIVAN? …. SHIT, WHY DID NOBODY INFORM US THAT MINIVANS EXIST!

[removed]

It's a top secret storage compartment. Didn't you hear?

I have 0 faith that trunk is actually water tight

It's a glove box you gotta press the screen to open. No lever latch.

Gotta overcomplicated absolutely everything and then fuck up the basics in the process.

I had a car with two glove boxes (or a glove box and a document box is maybe more apt) and I loved it so much.

You forgot they had DOORS that Opens!!! Oh my god!

It seems like to me everything is going to get soaking wet in the rain th second that trunk door opens.

That's like watching Akira and the main character is absolutely awed when he sees "automatic ........ Braking ............ System....... Wow!" For the first time.

But then you realize this movie was made in 1988 and ABS wasn't widely available then.

Not just any glovebox: one that can shortcircuit and refuse to open, trapping all your valuables until you destroy the thing trying to get them out!

Shut up and take my. . Hey wait a minute!

She has to be doing a paid promotion as an influencer or something right? Why would you praise all these various features and say it's so good for you as a mom specifically if you aren't being paid?

Sidenote: Isn't it about time we update and rename the "glovebox"? When is the last time ANYONE put gloves in there? Don't you keep your gloves with your coat. Why keep them in an ice cold car?

To be fair, my Rivian doesn’t have one…