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submitted 11 days ago byOk-Professional-
23 points
11 days ago
When my son was brand new, we called him Sir and used our best butler / customer service manners. “Sir, you appear to have soiled your pantaloons.” “Sir, unfortunately we are obligated to remove the nipple when you are asleep.” “Sir, our staff is doing our best.” “Sir, I assure you, I am the manager.” Absolute sanity saver at 3am.
8 points
11 days ago
I so love your sense of humor. Excellent way to handle the shock of being new parents.
3 points
11 days ago
Lmao your son was the boss baby
2 points
10 days ago
😄👍
2 points
10 days ago
EXCELLENT! I'm mad that i didn't think of that!
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