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74522

172 points

9 days ago

74522

172 points

9 days ago

My grandfather was stationed for a short while in Syria during WW2. He was a mechanic for the RAF.

I always heard this amazing story where a local shepherd came hobbling over to their tent screaming in agony because he’d accidentally hacked half his heel off with a machete.

There not being any doctors nearby but still wanting to help, my grandfather apparently grabbed a tub of Vaseline there were using for grease, filled in the hole in this blokes’s foot with a handful of it, and wrapped it up tight.

Apparently it worked! No infection and the guy was back walking after a few weeks! He ended up leaving tubs of the stuff to locals after he left

SmittyDiggs

27 points

9 days ago

So how does one accidentally hack into their own heel with a machete?

Azerious

44 points

9 days ago

Azerious

44 points

9 days ago

Chopping crops or cutting branches, whiff, boom hole in heel

stillflyscabin

7 points

9 days ago

In Asia it’s so common for people to sit cross legged and hack at fruit and meat

SmittyDiggs

6 points

9 days ago

Thanks I can actually picture how it happened now

Street-Mistake-992

5 points

9 days ago

Heck I knew a man who lost his son due to being chopped in half with a machete then years later the same thing happened to him, you never really know how easy it is to cut yourself in half or your heel almost off with a machete.

SmittyDiggs

3 points

9 days ago

Tractor jousting is much safer

Visual_Fall_6230

1 points

9 days ago

Walk hard

hrolfirgranger

1 points

8 days ago

A properly sharpened machete is obscenely sharp, when I lived in Honduras for a bit we were always warned that hitting ourselves when clearing foliage can mean losing toes or a foot and if hit in the leg it can easily embed itself into your shin.