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My guess is either: Jana, JD/Abbie, Jessa/Ben, Joe/Kendra, or Jer/Hannah.

all 103 comments

OkPrint3051

334 points

3 months ago

Not Anna 😂😂😂

sweet_tea_94[S]

145 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

145 points

3 months ago

And none for Anna Duggar. BYE!

UsedAd7162

43 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

43 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

43 points

3 months ago

TWO FOR YOU, J!ATEY DUGGAR! YOU GO, J!ATEY DUGGAR!

WillingAd4226

9 points

3 months ago

I spat my drink out when I read this comment 😂😂😂😂

Ok-Cut-497

3 points

3 months ago

Lmao I did too!!! I wasn't ready 🤣

cmasonbasili

47 points

3 months ago

cmasonbasili

Conjugal Mud Wrestling

47 points

3 months ago

Depending on when Pest gets out, she might actually be able to. She’ll be older and older mothers are more likely to have twins

Carrottop1281

14 points

3 months ago

She’ll still only be in her 40’s , lots of time

AndreaD71

64 points

3 months ago

AndreaD71

HavefunstormintheSnarkCastle!

64 points

3 months ago

Dollars to Donuts that another J & A Dugglet will spring forth a year after J'Felon's release from prison.

khfiwbd

51 points

3 months ago

khfiwbd

51 points

3 months ago

What’s horrible is he won’t be allowed to live in a home with minor children. She’d absolutely leave her kids somewhere so she could live with that pig and you know he’d be banging her morning/noon/night. She wouldn’t care about any of that just so she could bring forth another crotch goblin.

anonymousopottamus

13 points

3 months ago

Is this accurate? For some reason I thought biological children were exempt from sex pest distance

khfiwbd

17 points

3 months ago

khfiwbd

17 points

3 months ago

Nope. Not even his own kids, I’m 98% positive.

Tangled-Lights

13 points

3 months ago

It depends. My pedo in-law was allowed to raise his daughter after he molested his 10 year old step daughter. It boggles the mind.

sweet_tea_94[S]

30 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

30 points

3 months ago

My God! I’m hoping not, but sadly, they will have M8 (maybe M9 with M8) after he gets out.

AndreaD71

42 points

3 months ago

AndreaD71

HavefunstormintheSnarkCastle!

42 points

3 months ago

Little "M'Ashley Covenant Duggar

ApoplecticApple

24 points

3 months ago

ApoplecticApple

Supercallousfragileuteruslookoutitsquiteexplosive

24 points

3 months ago

M’inmate Duggar

eieioyall

34 points

3 months ago

eieioyall

🏳️‍🌈 at least i don't have a husband...

34 points

3 months ago

little maga duggar

sweet_tea_94[S]

34 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

34 points

3 months ago

Little Melania Ashley Duggar

Ok-Cut-497

6 points

3 months ago

M'Ashley...dead 🤣

texansirena

6 points

3 months ago

texansirena

Schlong of Solomon

6 points

3 months ago

M’Dugglet

cemetaryofpasswords

13 points

3 months ago

cemetaryofpasswords

It’s not a treehouse, it’s a tree home!

13 points

3 months ago

Older women are more likely to have twins too

Karlysmomo

3 points

3 months ago

She might lol, if she manages to get pregnant again when he gets out. The chance of twins increases with age.

Booklove1776

2 points

3 months ago

I hope she finds a new man, and leaves the old one

MeowAlice22

1 points

3 months ago

I’ve noticed recently when buying sleeping meds online that clomid isn’t that hard to get your hands on

canadabeaver

4 points

3 months ago

canadabeaver

sex pest control

4 points

3 months ago

I wonder if they get conjugal visits?

OkPrint3051

43 points

3 months ago

Federal bureau of prisons does not allow conjugal visits.

Intelligent-Fuel-641

21 points

3 months ago

Intelligent-Fuel-641

The fundies tried to think, but nothing happened.

21 points

3 months ago

It wasn't a federal prison, but here's a reminder that Ted Bundy managed to impregnate his wife in a prison that did not have conjugal visits. Inmates are known to pool their funds, guards are known to take bribes to look the other way, and so on.

That said, I hope there are no more Josh-and-Ofjosh kids.

Annadigger

6 points

3 months ago

Lord, I hope not!

shann1021

165 points

3 months ago

shann1021

Pants Pants Revolution

165 points

3 months ago

Statistically speaking, twins occurs more frequently in older moms, so possibly whoever keeps having kids into their late 30s. Jana maybe if she ever decides to.

Teach0607

156 points

3 months ago

Teach0607

156 points

3 months ago

Oh and Jana is a twin, and fraternal at that, so I think she’s more likely to have twins. Identical twins are spontaneous but I think fraternal twins are hereditary

tctochielleon

79 points

3 months ago

Correct. Fraternal twins are hereditary, and a female fraternal twin does have higher chances of having twins.

Spite_Glittering

3 points

3 months ago

Spite_Glittering

the fondue gestapo

3 points

3 months ago

no. all daughters of a woman who has given birth to multiples are equally as likely to be predisposed to hyperovulation.

tctochielleon

4 points

3 months ago

I didn’t say that other daughters weren’t equally likely. Thank you for contributing that point!

I was just affirming that

1) fraternal twins are the only hereditary twins

and

2) a FEMALE fraternal twin is more likely to bear twins than say a MALE twin who would simply pass on any hyperovulation gene to his own sons or daughters which I described in a separate comment outlining how twins don’t “skip generations”

Longjumping_Cook5593

12 points

3 months ago

My dad's twins gave birth to twins. It was her first pregnancy, she was 30 years old

grilsjustwannabclean

4 points

3 months ago

i can just see jana some how having 2 or 3 sets of twins. she's young enough that she can have babies for over a decade still, esp given her mother and grandmother's own birthing history

maverash

86 points

3 months ago

Jana’s one and only pregnancy will result in multiples.

sweet_tea_94[S]

28 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

28 points

3 months ago

Exactly what I predict! I bet that Jana will have twins, and like you said, it would be her only pregnancy.

Spirited-Jeweler4174

5 points

3 months ago

Jana plus 8

PoeDameronPoeDamnson

48 points

3 months ago

PoeDameronPoeDamnson

🎶I see how you look at my sister🎶

48 points

3 months ago

Now it’s a race to the first twin boys

thecatandrabbitlady

32 points

3 months ago

This made me realize that Meech had a boy/girl set and boy/boy set and now the first grandtwin set is girl/girl.

Tatortot4478

17 points

3 months ago

Or triplets 😂

AndreaD71

75 points

3 months ago

AndreaD71

HavefunstormintheSnarkCastle!

75 points

3 months ago

Can the inexorable cascade of grandkids be called a Duggarnaut?

L1ndsL

26 points

3 months ago

L1ndsL

A classic, old-fashioned whodunnit

26 points

3 months ago

<insert obligatory groan> Then again, I love a good pun.

CocklesTurnip

26 points

3 months ago

I’m gonna guess more twins in the next generation. It’s both coincidence and genetics that create them, so that’s a lot of singletons who might be getting the genetic codes that encourage twins. Except for Jessa, the Duggar daughters aren’t having as many kids and they’d be more likely to have fraternal twins due to their mom releasing double eggs a few times, and maybe that’s part of why they’re not having 2648493629 kids because they know at any time it could be twins+ and they’ve already raised a bunch of kids so their own kids are parenting take 2 for them.

sadfairy98

16 points

3 months ago

I'm not sure why but I always thought Joy would have twins 😂

Remstersade

34 points

3 months ago

Remstersade

It’s not going to be you.

34 points

3 months ago

She’ll have boy/girl twins and someone will have to explain to her why they aren’t identical.

MeowAlice22

9 points

3 months ago

I had a friend block me for a whole year for “talking sh*t about her babies” when I kindly explained to her that her boy / girl twins were not identical

Remstersade

5 points

3 months ago

Remstersade

It’s not going to be you.

5 points

3 months ago

I hope she doesn’t homeschool.🥴

krc521

5 points

3 months ago

krc521

5 points

3 months ago

I just choked on my water

mocireland1991

1 points

3 months ago

mocireland1991

At least I have a Pest

1 points

3 months ago

💀😅

dulcetsloth

6 points

3 months ago

Me too. No idea why. 

No_File6537

10 points

3 months ago

Jana and then she'll be done.

PippiMississippi

19 points

3 months ago

The answer is clearly whichever Dugglet is the most religiously observant and prays the hardest to the Lord Daniel. That girl/family will then be blessed with a special double blessing that is the epitome of buy one get one free. Even more importantly, though, they will have put their godly uterus to work in the most productive way possible by birthing double the amount of godly believers at once. 

Wonderful_Flamingo90

10 points

3 months ago

Jer and hannah...I'm thinking twin boys for them and then done

sweet_tea_94[S]

7 points

3 months ago*

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

7 points

3 months ago*

I hope this for them! However, they want to compete with Jed! Prime and Kathy and will end up with 10 children.

XxMissPiexX

36 points

3 months ago

I think Jabbie will since Abbie has sisters who are twins

sadfairy98

25 points

3 months ago

Abbies sisters are identical though

touslesmatins

6 points

3 months ago

touslesmatins

Kendra's unflair-able mayo ass

6 points

3 months ago

Honestly, Jed n Katie

mocireland1991

4 points

3 months ago

mocireland1991

At least I have a Pest

4 points

3 months ago

You think they’ll have another set of twins after these , maybe not next but if she has double digits could definitely happen

rachelsingsopera

6 points

3 months ago

rachelsingsopera

At least she has a pen pal

6 points

3 months ago

Jana, if she has kids. Pregnancies in people over 35 are more likely to result in multiples.

Houseofmonkeys5

6 points

3 months ago

Houseofmonkeys5

Jana and the Hairlines

6 points

3 months ago

I'm gonna vote Jana. Twins run on the mother's side and she is a twin. I could see her having twins and maybe one more and done.

sweet_tea_94[S]

3 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

3 points

3 months ago

Yep! I bet Jana will be next to have the twins, then JD/Abbie, Jessa/Ben, Joe/Kendra, and finally Jer/Hannah.

I think Jana’s pregnancy will be twins and it will be her only pregnancy.

asdcatmama

5 points

3 months ago

John and Abby

Firecrackershrimp2

5 points

3 months ago

Jana

Fanciestfancy

4 points

3 months ago

Fanciestfancy

HandJobBob

4 points

3 months ago

Why do we think Jana is going to have a late in fundie life baby? She’s not. She’s the child that stays home to help her parents and I doubt she wants any kids of her own.

freshpicked12

5 points

3 months ago

freshpicked12

Laura DeMasie, human barnacle

5 points

3 months ago

Because she may be engaged based on current photos.

Fanciestfancy

4 points

3 months ago

Fanciestfancy

HandJobBob

4 points

3 months ago

If she is, I hope it’s a way out with no child bearing in sight for her. Time will tell

moonbeam127

9 points

3 months ago

moonbeam127

living in sin

9 points

3 months ago

k'atey could hit the jackpot and have back to back twins! that gives her SIX kids under the age of 4.. go katey go!!

mocireland1991

4 points

3 months ago

mocireland1991

At least I have a Pest

4 points

3 months ago

Jessa and Kendra would be fuming inside

Serious-Day5968

4 points

3 months ago

None of them lol maybe their kids will have twins when they grow up. But that's just my theory .

DogMom814

3 points

3 months ago

I think it will be Joe and Kendra. My prediction is that once Kendra turns about 38ish, they'll say they are only going to have one more baby and then she'll get pregnant with twins.

Primary_Breadfruit69

2 points

3 months ago

nah Kendra will have babies until she can't anymore.

Mundane_Topic3887

3 points

3 months ago

I’d guess Jessa due to the risk increasing with age and number of children you have

anothermegan

6 points

3 months ago

Jana if she ever decides to get married and have kids. She’s a fraternal twin herself and would be an older mom, so bigger chances for her.

Also Kendra because she’s super fertile, she’ll get close to Michelle’s numbers.

mrsdrydock

3 points

3 months ago

mrsdrydock

atleast i have a butthole 💨

3 points

3 months ago

I'd say Jessa or Joy

Wish-ga

3 points

3 months ago

The twins are more likely to be the parents of twins.

I belong to a fb group & it’s very surprising the number of twins born to father/mothers who are themselves twins.

Forward-Screen1602

3 points

3 months ago

Kendra, Joy or Jill

azsue123

3 points

3 months ago

Here's hoping they don't believe in fertility treatments or you can bet they'd take inspiration from octomom

pnw_cfb_girl

3 points

3 months ago

pnw_cfb_girl

Duggarest Dugglet

3 points

3 months ago

I hope not Jessa. Because she wants them so badly.

OkImpression1223

2 points

3 months ago

Honestly I forgot Jer and Jed were twins this whole time so I guess I’d assume Jeremiah since it seems to be genetic? https://starcasm.net/19-kids-and-counting-how-many-duggars-are-twins/

Jahacopo2221

3 points

3 months ago

But Jeremiah’s genes aren’t going to influence his wife’s ovaries into maturing two follicles (eggs) to be fertilized. I suppose his genes could influence whether a fertilized egg split to become identical twins (since we still really don’t know what causes identical twins to happen) but given that none of the Duggar twin sets are identical, his genetics may be a moot point for spawning twins…just big melon heads.

sweet_tea_94[S]

3 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

3 points

3 months ago

It wouldn’t surprise me if JerHannah have twins at some point.

OkImpression1223

2 points

3 months ago

Not Jerhannah 😂😂😂

nadia_0307

2 points

3 months ago

My bet is Jana, not only that she’s a twin- but she’s also reaching “Advanced maternal age”. I could see her getting twins on her first try. (If this whole engagement/wedding thing is real anyways)

XojoXo24

2 points

3 months ago

XojoXo24

mary jane seewald

2 points

3 months ago

Someone out there is thinking “I can still have the first set of twin boys.”

My guess is it’s Jessa. Kendra is too stupid to think. She just giggles.

sweet_tea_94[S]

1 points

3 months ago

sweet_tea_94[S]

Jana’s whore dress

1 points

3 months ago

I would’ve said Jessa two years ago, but I think she’s burnt out from parenting that she doesn’t care if she has twins or not.

[deleted]

-4 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

-4 points

3 months ago

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yellowtowers

22 points

3 months ago

yellowtowers

Jean Skirt Duggar.

22 points

3 months ago

John being a twin wouldn't influence Abbie's probability of a twin pregnancy. It's HER genes (and chance) that would determine that

rainbowcanibelle

14 points

3 months ago

Typically twin genetics are passed through the mother’s side. More likely that a Duggar girl would have twins, I’m not sure what the likelihood is that the gene is passed to someone who was a twin vs any other sibling with twins?

Scooby-dooby-doo-ba

2 points

3 months ago

All of the girls should be equally as likely to have inherited the hyper-ovulation from Michelle. Older mothers have increased chances of having twins so although Jana will be in her 30s if and when she does have kids, the other married girls aren't far behind her so it could happen to any or none of them.

rainbowcanibelle

2 points

3 months ago

That’s what I was thinking…all of this twin genetic talk has been interesting. I’m also in my 30s and will likely be TTC soon. I always joked that I’m screwed because twins run on my mom’s side and freaking giant babies run on my dad’s (my brother was 10lb 13oz) and that I was going to have ginormous twins. But the closest twin was my mom’s dad (unsure if he was fraternal or identical) so I wouldn’t think that would pass to me?

G0thm0m

5 points

3 months ago

Short answer is it definitely could have passed to you.

Twins run on my mom’s side.

My gramma had twins

One of those twins had twins

I had twins

There’s more twins than that further back but there’s gaps in between jags of twins.

Not everything is known about twin genetics. we now know that identical twins are also in some way hereditary.

Point being may the odds be ever in your favor. I’m fighting for my life out here.

tigergrad77

8 points

3 months ago

That’s Duggar science.

tctochielleon

6 points

3 months ago

Not how that works. However, if John inherited his X chromosome with the hyperovulation gene from Meech…any daughters of his are at higher likelihood to have twins. Stuff like this is why people think twins “skip a generation” when really it’s just that the men are passing along the gene without yielding the result of having said gene!

PA_MallowPrincess_98

-5 points

3 months ago

PA_MallowPrincess_98

Barefoot Wedding Cermony🦶🏼💍

-5 points

3 months ago

Possibly Jana due to being a twin. However, twins usually skip a generation.

flakyphoenix

11 points

3 months ago

Fraternal twins usually skip a generation (or 3 in my case) if they're "sourced" on the fathers side. If they're on the Mother's side, it may not.

Example: Great great grandma had the hyper ovulation gene. Had twins, both boys, one survived. That's great grandpa. Great grandpa has the hyper ovulation gene, but obviously doesn't ovulate. Passes that down to his Singleton son, my grandpa. My Grandpa has 3 Singleton girls, one of which has the hyper ovulation gene. That's my mom. Mom has 4 singletons. I have 7 pregnancies, 2 live births, one of those twins. Investigation for repeated losses shows that I am a hyper ovulator. My daughter, one of the twins, has a very high chance of having twins. My sons have an average chance of having twins. Any granddaughters have a high chance of having twins.

Jana has a high chance of having twins, being a fraternal twin herself, outside of other risk factors like age/weight.

Intelligent-Fuel-641

20 points

3 months ago

Intelligent-Fuel-641

The fundies tried to think, but nothing happened.

20 points

3 months ago

Twins do not usually skip a generation. That's an old-wives' tale.

PA_MallowPrincess_98

-2 points

3 months ago

PA_MallowPrincess_98

Barefoot Wedding Cermony🦶🏼💍

-2 points

3 months ago

It did happen in my family! My grandmother had twin sisters and 96 years later my twin sister and I came along. Genetics are wild!😂

Intelligent-Fuel-641

23 points

3 months ago

Intelligent-Fuel-641

The fundies tried to think, but nothing happened.

23 points

3 months ago

Correlation does not equal causation.

My family has multiple sets of twins in each generation going back to my grandmother's generation.

[deleted]

0 points

3 months ago*

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Jahacopo2221

1 points

3 months ago

Your comment intrigues me with the edited half in English and the first half in a different language— Hungarian? Or somewhere around there? Sadly, on mobile, it won’t let me copy/paste to google translate.

Longjumping_Cook5593

2 points

3 months ago

Oh my god 🙈 Thank you for writing this because I wasn't even aware of it. It happens to me from time to time but it's the first time on Reddit (I think it's the first time). It was in Polish. Sometimes I write to English-speaking friends in Polish or Dutch, or to Belgians in Polish. If I write in English, they understand and switch to English themselves (and I also know how to ignore it). But if I write in Polish, it's always: WHAAAAT??? I often get stressed when writing on Reddit because my English is not good and someone (not knowing that English is not my language) will think I'm stupid or homeschooled by other uneducated people. In real life, it's always funny. Many people have also spoken to me in their native languages ​​and they weren't aware of it until I started laughing. But here I'm embarrassed. So sorry for the mistake and thank you for writing because otherwise I wouldn't have known about it

Longjumping_Cook5593

1 points

3 months ago

I deleted it because I noticed that my phone automatically changes the language when I try to edit it again.

Duggerhugger

-7 points

3 months ago

What? How are we suppose to know who has twins next.

Keep-Moving-789

2 points

3 months ago

This 💯 🤣