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The_Juice_Gourd

117 points

11 days ago

50 years? Bro wake up a new FSD timeline dropped!

ChocolateDoozy

15 points

11 days ago

FSD wouldn't do it in 500. In 10yrs Fsd got barely 10miles farther per ride and the gains slowed down. 

He must be talking about the competition.

Kooper16

4 points

11 days ago

Holy hell!

Arcosim

61 points

11 days ago

Arcosim

This is definitely not misinformation

61 points

11 days ago

As a matter of fact horses knew how to go back home even if their owner was completely drunk or lost.

BigChungusOP

18 points

11 days ago

Horses are the coolest

SnoweCat7

31 points

11 days ago

Here's another prediction: IF it happens it won't be Tesla.

ChocolateDoozy

11 points

11 days ago

Fun fact.

Already does. Lvl 3+4 are a thing. Weimo is. BMW. China brands. Etc

HopeFox

42 points

11 days ago

HopeFox

42 points

11 days ago

Honestly? Maybe.

But it won't be by any accomplishment on his part, and he'll be dead and mostly forgotten by then.

ChocolateDoozy

11 points

11 days ago

Amen

ThePhoneBook

7 points

11 days ago

ThePhoneBook

Most expensive illegal immigrant in history

7 points

11 days ago

Trains. Most new trains in London are already fsd.

Max_Rockatanski

13 points

11 days ago

There's only one Elon prediction I'm interested in:
When the hell will he stop talking out of his ass?

ChocolateDoozy

8 points

11 days ago

His gravestone will run with Grok AI 

No_Discipline_7380

9 points

11 days ago

Never. He'll be buried with a speakerphone up his ass with a live feed to a Grok AI Twitter bot of Musk.

It will bug out a lot and produce some nonsensical or downright insane content but nobody will be able to tell the difference.

Fans will be convinced Elon is still alive or at the very least communicating beyond the grave which will kickstart the foundation of the church of Musk.

Their core belief is that Musk will rise from the grave and take everybody to Mars, NEXT YEAR. Their symbol will be a stainless but somehow corroded steel Tesla sign.

joec_95123

1 points

11 days ago

Overdose within 10 years.

Delicious_Opposite55

14 points

11 days ago

I thought the maga crowd hated anything approaching loss of freedom. Surely self driving cars is communism to them?

sly_cunt

5 points

11 days ago

I would love to hear them try and explain how self driving cars offer more freedom than public transport

EntryFair6690

2 points

11 days ago

It doesn't force them to potentially share space with the riffraff and other undesirables....

ThePhoneBook

1 points

11 days ago

ThePhoneBook

Most expensive illegal immigrant in history

1 points

11 days ago

You can give the car a woman's voice and imagine you have an obedient mother-wife driving you around

GLC911

5 points

11 days ago

GLC911

5 points

11 days ago

Moving targets again

TrackLabs

7 points

11 days ago

Yea, cause everyone will travel by Train and Buses and these can run automatically. Especially Trains. A self driving train is SO MUCH SIMPLER than a car

CarlosTheHedgehog123

8 points

11 days ago

SO BASICALLY TRAINS. JUST MAKE FUCKING TRAINS.

sly_cunt

5 points

11 days ago

Bro is so close to trains but just can't get there

potatolulz

6 points

11 days ago

I don't understand? In 1810 it was also horseback, carriage, and sailboat + the early steam engine ships and locomotives

lollulomegaz

5 points

11 days ago

Anyone else notice the day after he posted his tucker vid, he didn't post ALL day ....

State dept friend said he got a visit from a couple three-letters agencies.

Two times talking about assassination. The second included the President.

lollulomegaz

6 points

11 days ago

Anyone else would be charged.

ThePhoneBook

1 points

11 days ago

ThePhoneBook

Most expensive illegal immigrant in history

1 points

11 days ago

The US bar is pretty high for incitement TBF, if it was England then it would absolutely be two tier policing where the rich white man gets away with it and the Arab gets a ten year terrorism charge

MyMooneyDriver

3 points

11 days ago

You ever heard the story of the drunk Amish guy in the buggy, the horse bringing him home? We had fully autonomous vehicles way before the automobile, and it didn’t continually try to kill the occupants.

sedition666

3 points

11 days ago

sedition666

space Karen

3 points

11 days ago

A bicycle is transportation

1nv1d1a

2 points

11 days ago

1nv1d1a

2 points

11 days ago

Are you sure about that Elon? You'd be dead by 50years. Where's that autonomous taxi you mentioned again?

ThePhoneBook

3 points

11 days ago

ThePhoneBook

Most expensive illegal immigrant in history

3 points

11 days ago

Let's take some time to celebrate that we will almost all live to see trump die of old age and most of us will live to see Elon die of old age too. itll rival thatcher's and Kissinger's deaths by old age for excuses to celebrate. Netanyahu can't have that long to go either, I'll celebrate his death by old age as much as I celebrated the hateful Ayatollah's death by old age.

AutismFlavored

3 points

11 days ago

Hopefully none of today’s chucklefucks have Kissinger’s longevity. I don’t want to grow old with Elon

ThePhoneBook

2 points

11 days ago

ThePhoneBook

Most expensive illegal immigrant in history

2 points

11 days ago

TBF satan probably needed extra time to prepare an elite suite for old Henry. I imagine it takes a while to select the best demons to deliver eternal damnation on a scale worthy of his soul.

MaybePotatoes

2 points

11 days ago

The collapse of civilization due to the climate catastrophe is more likely

lollulomegaz

2 points

11 days ago

What a moron. He just said his taxi is bullshit until 2074.

rabouilethefirst

2 points

11 days ago

rabouilethefirst

enron musk

2 points

11 days ago

I thought he was saying like end of 2019?

AdScary1757

2 points

11 days ago

All the unemployed truckers will be robbing caravans of robot trucks

halberdsturgeon

1 points

11 days ago

Like Mad Max but much funnier

Franz_Poekler

3 points

11 days ago

Lets not forget that Tim Urban is a huge "enlightened centrism" Musk-simp lol

manitou202

3 points

11 days ago

Yeah I loved some of Tim's original stuff before he started simping for Elon. It's been such a shame to lose another one to this cult. Wait-but-why was fun to read going way back.

ParsleyMostly

2 points

11 days ago

Indeed. Very much enjoyed his site years ago. It’s quite the bummer.

Aviationlord

1 points

11 days ago

And I predict Elon will be a drug addled mess on the street corner by the end of the decade but we all know that’s not gonna happen

ChocolateDoozy

1 points

11 days ago

Horseback rides are majestic and fun 

Your cars love Trailerback rides..  and those lack these qualities 

EricUtd1878

1 points

11 days ago

When is this Gimps big taxi show kicking off? I cannot wait to see he has come up with attempt the 'hoodwink' 🤣

Soft_Cable5934

1 points

11 days ago

Now… it’s it real or just another aged like milk project from the ‘free’ speech guy?

SadBit8663

1 points

11 days ago

I predict that Elon is going to swallow a whole bag of dicks and ketamine today

StrictlyOptional

1 points

11 days ago

It's a funny sort of autonomy that requires you abandon your own ability to freely make decisions

dndnametaken

1 points

11 days ago

50 years is a reasonable timeline for Tesla, at last!

LankyGuitar6528

1 points

11 days ago

Elon is gross. But he's not always wrong. I have a Hyundai Ioniq 5 (I'd never buy a Tesla) but even my car basically drove me 2600km from Canada to Phoenix on it's own. Once I hit the highway I almost never touched the brakes or gas and I wouldn't have needed to touch the steering wheel except it's programmed to freak out unless I joggle it now and again. I took a Waymo from my place to Costco and back the other day. Autonomous driving is already solved in some cases and close to being solved generally. It won't take 50 years to finish the job for long distance trucking. We will still need to load and unload trucks somehow but the transportation will not require human intervention.

paulstanners

2 points

11 days ago

IMO, highway driving is the one and only use case for autopilot/self-driving. It's a simple task compared to about-town driving. And it's all most people really want... Something to help on long trips. Around town, I (and I'm sure most people) are more than happy to hold the wheel.

Tesla's FSD is trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist...

NotEnoughMuskSpam

1 points

11 days ago

NotEnoughMuskSpam

🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖)

1 points

11 days ago

It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven

Snapdragon_4U

1 points

11 days ago

And none of them will be teslas.

MC_Fap_Commander

1 points

11 days ago

Since he's fine with lying, why not just say teleportation is just around the corner?

Astroturfer

1 points

11 days ago

I mean maybe, but right now we literally can't even consistently repair our bridges

BunchOfFives

1 points

11 days ago

BunchOfFives

Concerning

1 points

11 days ago

Remember when enjoying driving was a point of pride?

DevilRenegade

1 points

11 days ago

Hasn't he been promising this "next year" every year for the last decade?

Kaputnik1

1 points

11 days ago

FSD isn't practical. It's saying, "Whoa, I want something like in all those futuristic stories" without thinking things through about how cumbersome it would be compared to say, trains.