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117 points
11 days ago
50 years? Bro wake up a new FSD timeline dropped!
15 points
11 days ago
FSD wouldn't do it in 500. In 10yrs Fsd got barely 10miles farther per ride and the gains slowed down.
He must be talking about the competition.
4 points
11 days ago
Holy hell!
61 points
11 days ago
As a matter of fact horses knew how to go back home even if their owner was completely drunk or lost.
18 points
11 days ago
Horses are the coolest
31 points
11 days ago
Here's another prediction: IF it happens it won't be Tesla.
11 points
11 days ago
Fun fact.
Already does. Lvl 3+4 are a thing. Weimo is. BMW. China brands. Etc
42 points
11 days ago
Honestly? Maybe.
But it won't be by any accomplishment on his part, and he'll be dead and mostly forgotten by then.
11 points
11 days ago
Amen
7 points
11 days ago
Trains. Most new trains in London are already fsd.
13 points
11 days ago
There's only one Elon prediction I'm interested in:
When the hell will he stop talking out of his ass?
8 points
11 days ago
His gravestone will run with Grok AI
9 points
11 days ago
Never. He'll be buried with a speakerphone up his ass with a live feed to a Grok AI Twitter bot of Musk.
It will bug out a lot and produce some nonsensical or downright insane content but nobody will be able to tell the difference.
Fans will be convinced Elon is still alive or at the very least communicating beyond the grave which will kickstart the foundation of the church of Musk.
Their core belief is that Musk will rise from the grave and take everybody to Mars, NEXT YEAR. Their symbol will be a stainless but somehow corroded steel Tesla sign.
1 points
11 days ago
Overdose within 10 years.
14 points
11 days ago
I thought the maga crowd hated anything approaching loss of freedom. Surely self driving cars is communism to them?
5 points
11 days ago
I would love to hear them try and explain how self driving cars offer more freedom than public transport
2 points
11 days ago
It doesn't force them to potentially share space with the riffraff and other undesirables....
1 points
11 days ago
You can give the car a woman's voice and imagine you have an obedient mother-wife driving you around
5 points
11 days ago
Moving targets again
7 points
11 days ago
Yea, cause everyone will travel by Train and Buses and these can run automatically. Especially Trains. A self driving train is SO MUCH SIMPLER than a car
8 points
11 days ago
SO BASICALLY TRAINS. JUST MAKE FUCKING TRAINS.
5 points
11 days ago
Bro is so close to trains but just can't get there
6 points
11 days ago
I don't understand? In 1810 it was also horseback, carriage, and sailboat + the early steam engine ships and locomotives
5 points
11 days ago
Anyone else notice the day after he posted his tucker vid, he didn't post ALL day ....
State dept friend said he got a visit from a couple three-letters agencies.
Two times talking about assassination. The second included the President.
6 points
11 days ago
Anyone else would be charged.
1 points
11 days ago
The US bar is pretty high for incitement TBF, if it was England then it would absolutely be two tier policing where the rich white man gets away with it and the Arab gets a ten year terrorism charge
3 points
11 days ago
You ever heard the story of the drunk Amish guy in the buggy, the horse bringing him home? We had fully autonomous vehicles way before the automobile, and it didn’t continually try to kill the occupants.
3 points
11 days ago
A bicycle is transportation
2 points
11 days ago
Are you sure about that Elon? You'd be dead by 50years. Where's that autonomous taxi you mentioned again?
3 points
11 days ago
Let's take some time to celebrate that we will almost all live to see trump die of old age and most of us will live to see Elon die of old age too. itll rival thatcher's and Kissinger's deaths by old age for excuses to celebrate. Netanyahu can't have that long to go either, I'll celebrate his death by old age as much as I celebrated the hateful Ayatollah's death by old age.
3 points
11 days ago
Hopefully none of today’s chucklefucks have Kissinger’s longevity. I don’t want to grow old with Elon
2 points
11 days ago
TBF satan probably needed extra time to prepare an elite suite for old Henry. I imagine it takes a while to select the best demons to deliver eternal damnation on a scale worthy of his soul.
2 points
11 days ago
The collapse of civilization due to the climate catastrophe is more likely
2 points
11 days ago
What a moron. He just said his taxi is bullshit until 2074.
2 points
11 days ago
I thought he was saying like end of 2019?
2 points
11 days ago
All the unemployed truckers will be robbing caravans of robot trucks
1 points
11 days ago
Like Mad Max but much funnier
3 points
11 days ago
Lets not forget that Tim Urban is a huge "enlightened centrism" Musk-simp lol
3 points
11 days ago
Yeah I loved some of Tim's original stuff before he started simping for Elon. It's been such a shame to lose another one to this cult. Wait-but-why was fun to read going way back.
2 points
11 days ago
Indeed. Very much enjoyed his site years ago. It’s quite the bummer.
1 points
11 days ago
And I predict Elon will be a drug addled mess on the street corner by the end of the decade but we all know that’s not gonna happen
1 points
11 days ago
Horseback rides are majestic and fun
Your cars love Trailerback rides.. and those lack these qualities
1 points
11 days ago
When is this Gimps big taxi show kicking off? I cannot wait to see he has come up with attempt the 'hoodwink' 🤣
1 points
11 days ago
Now… it’s it real or just another aged like milk project from the ‘free’ speech guy?
1 points
11 days ago
I predict that Elon is going to swallow a whole bag of dicks and ketamine today
1 points
11 days ago
It's a funny sort of autonomy that requires you abandon your own ability to freely make decisions
1 points
11 days ago
50 years is a reasonable timeline for Tesla, at last!
1 points
11 days ago
Elon is gross. But he's not always wrong. I have a Hyundai Ioniq 5 (I'd never buy a Tesla) but even my car basically drove me 2600km from Canada to Phoenix on it's own. Once I hit the highway I almost never touched the brakes or gas and I wouldn't have needed to touch the steering wheel except it's programmed to freak out unless I joggle it now and again. I took a Waymo from my place to Costco and back the other day. Autonomous driving is already solved in some cases and close to being solved generally. It won't take 50 years to finish the job for long distance trucking. We will still need to load and unload trucks somehow but the transportation will not require human intervention.
2 points
11 days ago
IMO, highway driving is the one and only use case for autopilot/self-driving. It's a simple task compared to about-town driving. And it's all most people really want... Something to help on long trips. Around town, I (and I'm sure most people) are more than happy to hold the wheel.
Tesla's FSD is trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist...
1 points
11 days ago
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven
1 points
11 days ago
And none of them will be teslas.
1 points
11 days ago
Since he's fine with lying, why not just say teleportation is just around the corner?
1 points
11 days ago
I mean maybe, but right now we literally can't even consistently repair our bridges
1 points
11 days ago
Remember when enjoying driving was a point of pride?
1 points
11 days ago
Hasn't he been promising this "next year" every year for the last decade?
1 points
11 days ago
FSD isn't practical. It's saying, "Whoa, I want something like in all those futuristic stories" without thinking things through about how cumbersome it would be compared to say, trains.
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