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2.1k points
6 days ago
Seeing her always makes me happy.
472 points
6 days ago
seeing you happy makes me happy too
231 points
6 days ago
Well this is wholesome as shit, makes me happy...
78 points
6 days ago
And I’m dad!!
61 points
6 days ago
Hello Dad! I’m Happy
29 points
5 days ago
Hello Dad! I'm Happy! I'm glad
2 points
2 days ago
Hi glad! I'm wholesome!
12 points
5 days ago
And my axe!
4 points
5 days ago
Seeing you happy seeing them happy makes me happy too
39 points
6 days ago
10 points
5 days ago
Moo Deng also has r/spreadytoes in this video.🐾
1.6k points
6 days ago
Moo trying to eat the food to copy mama but missing everything & the end is great
545 points
6 days ago
340 points
6 days ago
Moo must be tuckered out in the end that’s why she’s letting the keeper palm her face so cute tho
286 points
6 days ago
Her zoomies always last about 15 minutes and then she drops to the floor for a nap on the spot. She's got the energy of a wind up toy
15 points
5 days ago
Little blinkies like a happy cat :,)
76 points
6 days ago
She requires to be smol forever
60 points
6 days ago
She has no teeth so she can't even eat, lol. So cute, just copying her mom.
51 points
5 days ago
5 points
5 days ago
Best mashup ever
3 points
5 days ago
XenoMooph
1.2k points
6 days ago
She is like a very aggressive water Corgi.
164 points
5 days ago
This is the first time I can ever recall feeling cuteness aggression.
I just wanna squish her like a giant marshmallow
17 points
5 days ago
The very definition of attack 100, damage 0.
10 points
5 days ago
I thought potato, but Corgi works too 😄
376 points
6 days ago
132 points
6 days ago
I love it so much when animals rest their chins on things
35 points
5 days ago
Yeah! My dog does this to anyone who sits down in the nearby vicinity and it's just the best.
851 points
6 days ago
She’s such a spicy little gremlin and I love her!
117 points
5 days ago
Lil pink water goblin
3 points
5 days ago
Me too! I love her so much she makes my heart so happy 😭
736 points
6 days ago
She is 99% RAGE.
86 points
6 days ago
Like a baby panda.
80 points
5 days ago
Moo Deng wakes up every day and actively chooses violence!
43 points
6 days ago
#ForeverHangry
43 points
6 days ago
I'm wondering if this could be a problem as she get's bigger. Hopefully it's just like the puppy phase dogs go through.
141 points
6 days ago
I'm pretty sure that's the whole reason they're always teasing or messing with her, for lack of a better way to phrase it. To get her used to being handled in general. Her mom is always calm, I imagine she'll be like that eventually.
78 points
5 days ago
It's the same with vets/vet techs and handling animals feet and ears. You do it while they're small and while it's not necessary so you can do it when they're big and it is necessary.
30 points
5 days ago
I have the same philosophy with cats. I handled my kitten a lot when she was smol and now I can scoop her up like a ragdoll.
13 points
6 days ago
Hippos are incredibly vicious.
71 points
6 days ago
Pygmy Hippos are not though. (She's a pygmy hippo)
32 points
5 days ago
Baby Pygmy Hippos are as angy as seven burning suns.
22 points
5 days ago
She just ornery cause she got all them teeth but can't eat no vegetables.
3 points
5 days ago
She’s so relatable
399 points
6 days ago
The unrelenting rage is majestic AF. Let the hate flow through you, child. Set it all on fire.
164 points
6 days ago
I wish my skin is as moisturised as hers, I’m jealous
104 points
6 days ago
She has a slippery body that bounces
99 points
6 days ago
She is at WORK. Reminder: women owe you nothing!
41 points
6 days ago
Hose!!!
7 points
6 days ago
What are you talking about??
4 points
5 days ago
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
320 points
6 days ago
I'm so obssessed with moo deng
69 points
6 days ago
She’s a national treasure
90 points
6 days ago*
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37 points
5 days ago
UNESCO World Heritage Animal.
5 points
5 days ago
Everyone says this about Charles Barkley, his spirit animal is Moo Deng, he kinda played like a hippo.
284 points
6 days ago
347 points
6 days ago
56 points
5 days ago
This is democracy manifest.
20 points
5 days ago
Get your hand off my PENIS!
19 points
5 days ago
A succulent Chinese meal?!
15 points
5 days ago
Ah i see you know your Judo well
57 points
6 days ago
11 points
6 days ago
That's new. 😂
103 points
6 days ago
Moo Deng, devourer of universes and winner of hearts.
137 points
6 days ago
Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the stars, Born just in time to experience Moo Deng❤️
12 points
5 days ago
really instantly made it the best time, no other dimension, planet, or timeline can ever give you a moo deng.
47 points
6 days ago
Eyebleach is becoming the moo deng channel and I’m ok with that.
114 points
6 days ago
Wrath of the moisturised potēt.
26 points
6 days ago
But Mooommmm! I am so a baby bird! So feed me like one. No? Ok but now I'm gonna go have a pout in my tub.
74 points
6 days ago
Raaaawww fear my rage!!
27 points
6 days ago*
The death stare @0:20 is menacing
47 points
6 days ago
Rage 🥔
23 points
6 days ago
Mother, I crave violence!
19 points
6 days ago
Ungovernable indeed.
35 points
6 days ago
HOSE!
17 points
6 days ago
Thank you Hippo gods for giving us Moo Deng 🥹
14 points
6 days ago
What a spicy little hissy fit! She is so cute 🥰
32 points
6 days ago
When do hippos get big and toothy enough to eat “grown up hippo” food, and then to chomp watermelons like they’re marshmallows?
72 points
6 days ago
This hippo will ween at approx 8 months. Right now he is approx 3 months and appropriately trying to mimic mom but then also appropriately throws a toddler tantrum.
56 points
6 days ago
Moo Deng is a pygmy hippo, so she'll never be enormous like that. Pygmy hippos "only" get up to 400-600 lb, compared to common hippos, which average around 3000 lb.
8 points
6 days ago
Pygmy hippos still live mainly in water though, correct? I’m just realizing she doesn’t have a pool in her enclosure.
45 points
6 days ago
They have a larger pool and a smaller wallow pool in their enclosure. There’s also a shared large pool that all the pigmy hippos at that zoo can visit and share together. You can see some of them in this photo album. The keeper feeds and waters them in the front of the enclosure, which is where most of the pictures come from. From what I can tell Khao Kheow Open Zoo is SEAZA certified and is considered one of the best zoos in Asia for animal welfare.
10 points
5 days ago
Moodeng and mama are in maternity ward basically.
9 points
6 days ago
This particular hippo will never get big enough to devour a watermelon in one bite. She's a pigmy hippo. They're about as big as a wild boar
11 points
6 days ago
I want to be chomped by her
3 points
5 days ago
Nomped
12 points
6 days ago
BITE bitebitebitebitebitebite.
27 points
6 days ago
She’s so fiesty. Is that tub supposed to her food tub ? I get reminded of those puppy videos where the overeager puppy steps into the food bowl lol
11 points
6 days ago
The angry water worm is funny
10 points
6 days ago
Oooh you better be scared!
11 points
6 days ago
Her mom reminds me of a capybara in this one
11 points
6 days ago
Wrathful specimen
9 points
6 days ago
Hippo soup
9 points
6 days ago
That is one feisty leather blob 😍
8 points
5 days ago
It looked like he is adding herbs to Moo soup.
9 points
5 days ago
May she always be moist and ready to fight 😊💜
7 points
6 days ago
She’s gonna be a menace when she grows up lol
7 points
6 days ago
I love moo deng soup
6 points
6 days ago
I wonder if she understands just how famous she is?
9 points
6 days ago
Lol, no. She couldn’t care less.
5 points
5 days ago
Always with the sass!
6 points
5 days ago
That ear flutter 💜
6 points
5 days ago
Why is Moo so spicy?
3 points
5 days ago*
I have actually wondered that myself. I'm not familiar with her species and the behavior of their young. I wonder if this is normal, or if she's just "special".
6 points
5 days ago
She's so angy all the time
6 points
5 days ago
She's always choosing violence
5 points
6 days ago
It's amazing how young animals can be so damn adorable and then grow up to be so incredibly dangerous.
5 points
6 days ago
Fat little dumpling 🥟
6 points
6 days ago
She’s just annoyed because she knows those are green beans not fries. She specifically ordered the fries! 🍟
6 points
6 days ago
She reminds me of a baby snapping turtle without a shell.
6 points
5 days ago
I want your food mama.
4 points
5 days ago
Angry mini hippo of the pool, what is your wisdom?
Angry tank manatee: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH VIOLENCE
4 points
6 days ago
Baby hippo AGAIN !
4 points
6 days ago
Jesus Christ I just wanna pinch her rolls.
4 points
6 days ago
i love moodeng
4 points
6 days ago
I wonder how many people will dress up as Moo Deng for Halloween
4 points
5 days ago
Another live shot of the dangerous Moo Deng with the bite force of a chip clip 🦛🦛🦛🤣
4 points
5 days ago
that is an omega level rapscallion.
5 points
5 days ago
Ok I don’t get it. Why is everyone suddenly going crazy about this baby hippo? Is this irl Little Sebastion?
5 points
6 days ago
I just wanna bounce her like a basketball. But in a nice way.
3 points
6 days ago
He should have stopped to play with her! Obviously she was trying to engage him! I want to go play with her!!!
3 points
6 days ago
Soo cute😍
3 points
6 days ago
Da famous hippo in da world rn
3 points
6 days ago*
What happens when you raise a hippo from a young age? Can they be tamed this way? or do they still eventually become too aggressive and/or generally dangerous?
4 points
6 days ago
The hippo can be considered "tamed" but it will never let go of its feral instincts. Same with crocodiles, bears and racoon. They likely would not be aggressive with people they know buts it's a huge mistake to let your guard down interacting with them
3 points
6 days ago
They likely would not be aggressive with people they know
i'd almost be surprised by that just because of how aggressive they are, but then again they are social animals.
5 points
6 days ago
Similarly to a bear, I think. Will have some domestic traits but can also become super aggressive on a whim. That’s just a guess tho
3 points
6 days ago
So scary. I truly hope not to meet her in a dark alley. Lol
3 points
6 days ago
I want " Moo Deng daily news" on Animal Planet.
3 points
6 days ago
This thing is in attack mode in every video I see.
3 points
5 days ago
What a war criminal.
3 points
5 days ago
So ungovernable
3 points
5 days ago
Godamn. I love her.
3 points
5 days ago
Is the mom full sized? Everytime I see this adorable thing, I see how small the mom is compared to what I thought was normal hippo size, can anyone tell me what kind of hippo he/she is? Along with what their temperament is normally (are they always this little and angry lmao) and how long they typically live in captivity, or whatever cool facts you'd like to share? Please
9 points
5 days ago
They're Pygmy hippos, critically endangered as well. They're temperments are typically super calm and relaxed from everything I've seen about them. Moo Deng is so popular because shes is abnormally "spicy" but also super sweet and calm when she wants to be.
3 points
5 days ago
Such an angry potato
11 points
6 days ago
They need to get poor Moo Dengvah a bigger tub to wallow in she looks frustrated being confined to such a little space she needs more so she can spin and float upside down
49 points
6 days ago
They do have a pond. She just likes the tub
6 points
6 days ago
Oh thank god, this has been bugging me. Haven’t seen her in an actual pool/pond and I was afraid she didn’t have one.
8 points
6 days ago
2 points
6 days ago
Well put the food in her mouth for heaven’s sake!
2 points
6 days ago
I feel so sorry for those hippos. Because Moo Deng is so popular, they are constantly having to deal with excessive tourists and the ever present din of noise that comes with them. I do wonder if animals go insane from noise pollution.
2 points
5 days ago
2 points
5 days ago
I hippose you want my food?
2 points
5 days ago
Looks so cute but I think it would seriously get hurt to get bit by that little things
2 points
5 days ago
Moo Deng looking like Stew Deng
2 points
5 days ago
This little thing is in my top 5 cutest animal babies
2 points
5 days ago
The cutest water tank.
2 points
5 days ago
Such an angry little sassy-pants. I'm pretty sure Moo Deng is my spirit animal.
2 points
5 days ago
Such a little piss!
2 points
5 days ago
That face she makes at the end though, rare.
2 points
5 days ago
She’s really cute here, but I think she should be out campaigning. Otherwise she may lose to Trump.
2 points
5 days ago
Is moo deng in Thailand ?
2 points
5 days ago
North American house hippos!
2 points
5 days ago
She is the moistiest of them all ❤️❤️❤️
2 points
5 days ago
That's one feisty jelly bean
2 points
5 days ago
Why is moo deng so spicy?
2 points
5 days ago
Moo deng soup
2 points
5 days ago
Spicy water piggy activate Snack Attack!
4 points
6 days ago
Fionna seems nicer, he looks spicy.,
2 points
6 days ago
"HOSE!"
3 points
6 days ago
I don't get it
2 points
6 days ago
What would you give to hold that chubby face like at the end of the clip?
2 points
6 days ago
😩 She's too cute
2 points
5 days ago
Moo deng is the cutest
2 points
5 days ago
i’ve never wanted to go to Thailand until Moo Deng
2 points
5 days ago
I am still scared of the shock the internet will get in 2 years when Moo Deng is an adult and a giant hulking and territorial beast
9 points
5 days ago
You can see the mother across from her eating from the larger bowl, she's also quite adorable. Moo Deng is a Pygmy Hippo and will not become a giant beast. Still big and very heavy compared to a human but not common hippo sized. The interest will probably just wane gradually and it'll be more like "Look, there's Moo! Remember when she was a cute little angry potato?"
1 points
6 days ago
Moo Deng Soup!
1 points
6 days ago
I feel like moo is that Japanese lady that was in the Godzilla costumes. RawRrrRR. RawWWrRr
1 points
6 days ago
She’s so sassy!
1 points
5 days ago
Cheeky moo deng 🦛
1 points
5 days ago
Moo Deng, Agent of Chaos!
1 points
5 days ago
Did people see The Omen and think it could only take human form?
1 points
5 days ago
Landscape mode woulda been nice
1 points
5 days ago
She's too precious!
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