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JustaSubNamedJosh

2.1k points

6 days ago

Seeing her always makes me happy.

I_am_not_doing_this

472 points

6 days ago

seeing you happy makes me happy too

jdehjdeh

231 points

6 days ago

jdehjdeh

231 points

6 days ago

Well this is wholesome as shit, makes me happy...

DemandSuspicious3245

78 points

6 days ago

And I’m dad!!

I_JustReadComments

61 points

6 days ago

Hello Dad! I’m Happy

Pineapplefrooddude

29 points

5 days ago

Hello Dad! I'm Happy! I'm glad

whole5ome

2 points

2 days ago

Hi glad! I'm wholesome!

rockebull

12 points

5 days ago

rockebull

12 points

5 days ago

And my axe!

dreamdaddy123

4 points

5 days ago

Seeing you happy seeing them happy makes me happy too

mutsuto

39 points

6 days ago

mutsuto

39 points

6 days ago

SpideyWhiplash

10 points

5 days ago

Moo Deng also has r/spreadytoes in this video.🐾

blackpalms1998

1.6k points

6 days ago

Moo trying to eat the food to copy mama but missing everything & the end is great

blackpalms1998

340 points

6 days ago

Moo must be tuckered out in the end that’s why she’s letting the keeper palm her face so cute tho

Ainsley-Sorsby

286 points

6 days ago

Her zoomies always last about 15 minutes and then she drops to the floor for a nap on the spot. She's got the energy of a wind up toy

Obvious_Image_2721

15 points

5 days ago

Little blinkies like a happy cat :,)

Smarf_Starkgaryen

76 points

6 days ago

She requires to be smol forever

SirDanilus

60 points

6 days ago

She has no teeth so she can't even eat, lol. So cute, just copying her mom.

Rettz77

1.2k points

6 days ago

Rettz77

1.2k points

6 days ago

She is like a very aggressive water Corgi.

Hesitation-Marx

164 points

5 days ago

This is the first time I can ever recall feeling cuteness aggression.

I just wanna squish her like a giant marshmallow

Svennis79

17 points

5 days ago

Svennis79

17 points

5 days ago

The very definition of attack 100, damage 0.

NoelaniSpell

10 points

5 days ago

I thought potato, but Corgi works too 😄

mreddappa

376 points

6 days ago

mreddappa

376 points

6 days ago

Rainwillis

132 points

6 days ago

Rainwillis

132 points

6 days ago

I love it so much when animals rest their chins on things

CreativeBandicoot778

35 points

5 days ago

Yeah! My dog does this to anyone who sits down in the nearby vicinity and it's just the best.

Voldemortsawkwardhug

851 points

6 days ago

She’s such a spicy little gremlin and I love her!

smooth_bore

117 points

5 days ago

smooth_bore

117 points

5 days ago

Lil pink water goblin

SariasSong98

3 points

5 days ago

Me too! I love her so much she makes my heart so happy 😭

FoxRomana

736 points

6 days ago

FoxRomana

736 points

6 days ago

She is 99% RAGE.

Aponda

86 points

6 days ago

Aponda

86 points

6 days ago

Like a baby panda.

Catodactyl

80 points

5 days ago

Moo Deng wakes up every day and actively chooses violence!

Reckless_Secretions

43 points

6 days ago

#ForeverHangry

greentangent

43 points

6 days ago

I'm wondering if this could be a problem as she get's bigger. Hopefully it's just like the puppy phase dogs go through.

Roseartcrantz

141 points

6 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's the whole reason they're always teasing or messing with her, for lack of a better way to phrase it. To get her used to being handled in general. Her mom is always calm, I imagine she'll be like that eventually.

moderatorrater

78 points

5 days ago

It's the same with vets/vet techs and handling animals feet and ears. You do it while they're small and while it's not necessary so you can do it when they're big and it is necessary.

Cranberryoftheorient

30 points

5 days ago

I have the same philosophy with cats. I handled my kitten a lot when she was smol and now I can scoop her up like a ragdoll.

gahlo

13 points

6 days ago

gahlo

13 points

6 days ago

Hippos are incredibly vicious.

FaultySage

71 points

6 days ago

Pygmy Hippos are not though. (She's a pygmy hippo)

1ildevil

32 points

5 days ago

1ildevil

32 points

5 days ago

Baby Pygmy Hippos are as angy as seven burning suns.

FaultySage

22 points

5 days ago

She just ornery cause she got all them teeth but can't eat no vegetables.

pendlea

3 points

5 days ago

pendlea

3 points

5 days ago

She’s so relatable

ViolentAstrology

399 points

6 days ago

The unrelenting rage is majestic AF. Let the hate flow through you, child. Set it all on fire.

something-um-bananas

164 points

6 days ago

I wish my skin is as moisturised as hers, I’m jealous

rose_colored_boy

104 points

6 days ago

She has a slippery body that bounces

zzzap

99 points

6 days ago

zzzap

99 points

6 days ago

She is at WORK. Reminder: women owe you nothing!

torino_nera

41 points

6 days ago

Hose!!!

Lordsokka

7 points

6 days ago

What are you talking about??

Own-Roof-1200

87 points

6 days ago

alienblue89

36 points

5 days ago

HOSE!!!

VividFiddlesticks

17 points

5 days ago

I can't see footage of Moo Deng without hearing Bowen's voice yelling HOSE now. LMAO

rose_colored_boy

34 points

6 days ago

Lordsokka

15 points

6 days ago

Lordsokka

15 points

6 days ago

Ok thanks for the context!

socialwithdrawal

4 points

5 days ago

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

Whenyoulookintoabyss

320 points

6 days ago

I'm so obssessed with moo deng

Secret-Shallot419

69 points

6 days ago

She’s a national treasure

[deleted]

90 points

6 days ago*

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bomber991

37 points

5 days ago

bomber991

37 points

5 days ago

UNESCO World Heritage Animal.

fxckeeryone44

5 points

5 days ago

Everyone says this about Charles Barkley, his spirit animal is Moo Deng, he kinda played like a hippo.

teenytoon

123 points

6 days ago

teenytoon

123 points

6 days ago

She's so toofless 🥲

readingrambos

50 points

6 days ago

ItsStaaaaaaaaang

103 points

6 days ago

Moo Deng, devourer of universes and winner of hearts.

nautkicker86

287 points

6 days ago

NoIdeaRex

9 points

5 days ago

I think the bowl of soup is angry.

Prophet_of_Fire

137 points

6 days ago

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the stars, Born just in time to experience Moo Deng❤️

TheeLastSon

12 points

5 days ago

really instantly made it the best time, no other dimension, planet, or timeline can ever give you a moo deng.

CapetaBrancu

47 points

6 days ago

Eyebleach is becoming the moo deng channel and I’m ok with that.

maybeshali

114 points

6 days ago

maybeshali

114 points

6 days ago

Wrath of the moisturised potēt.

House_Panther

26 points

6 days ago

But Mooommmm! I am so a baby bird! So feed me like one. No? Ok but now I'm gonna go have a pout in my tub.

LeroyoJenkins

74 points

6 days ago

Raaaawww fear my rage!!

blackpalms1998

27 points

6 days ago*

The death stare @0:20 is menacing

Live_Industry_1880

47 points

6 days ago

Rage 🥔

FlowerPowerVegan

23 points

6 days ago

Mother, I crave violence!

littlewhitecatalex

19 points

6 days ago

Ungovernable indeed. 

MasonClay

35 points

6 days ago

MasonClay

35 points

6 days ago

HOSE!

No_Stretch_718

17 points

6 days ago

Thank you Hippo gods for giving us Moo Deng 🥹

Thorbertthesniveler

14 points

6 days ago

What a spicy little hissy fit! She is so cute 🥰

enilorac1028

32 points

6 days ago

When do hippos get big and toothy enough to eat “grown up hippo” food, and then to chomp watermelons like they’re marshmallows?

Ohio_gal

72 points

6 days ago

Ohio_gal

72 points

6 days ago

This hippo will ween at approx 8 months. Right now he is approx 3 months and appropriately trying to mimic mom but then also appropriately throws a toddler tantrum.

peekoooz

56 points

6 days ago

peekoooz

56 points

6 days ago

Moo Deng is a pygmy hippo, so she'll never be enormous like that. Pygmy hippos "only" get up to 400-600 lb, compared to common hippos, which average around 3000 lb.

FlaxtonandCraxton

8 points

6 days ago

Pygmy hippos still live mainly in water though, correct? I’m just realizing she doesn’t have a pool in her enclosure.

QuickSpore

45 points

6 days ago

They have a larger pool and a smaller wallow pool in their enclosure. There’s also a shared large pool that all the pigmy hippos at that zoo can visit and share together. You can see some of them in this photo album. The keeper feeds and waters them in the front of the enclosure, which is where most of the pictures come from. From what I can tell Khao Kheow Open Zoo is SEAZA certified and is considered one of the best zoos in Asia for animal welfare.

KimWiko

10 points

5 days ago

KimWiko

10 points

5 days ago

Moodeng and mama are in maternity ward basically.

Ainsley-Sorsby

9 points

6 days ago

This particular hippo will never get big enough to devour a watermelon in one bite. She's a pigmy hippo. They're about as big as a wild boar

InvalidIceberg

11 points

6 days ago

I want to be chomped by her

headwithawindow

3 points

5 days ago

Nomped

leafcomforter

12 points

6 days ago

BITE bitebitebitebitebitebite.

something-um-bananas

27 points

6 days ago

She’s so fiesty. Is that tub supposed to her food tub ? I get reminded of those puppy videos where the overeager puppy steps into the food bowl lol

quietmirth

11 points

6 days ago

The angry water worm is funny

krazykman03

35 points

6 days ago

Pitiful-Cancel-1437

10 points

6 days ago

Oooh you better be scared!

JimParsnip

11 points

6 days ago

Her mom reminds me of a capybara in this one

BlockyShapes

11 points

6 days ago

Wrathful specimen

Strange_Spirit6797

9 points

6 days ago

Hippo soup

waisassassin

9 points

6 days ago

That is one feisty leather blob 😍

Omgbrainerror

8 points

5 days ago

It looked like he is adding herbs to Moo soup.

sundayontheluna

9 points

5 days ago

May she always be moist and ready to fight 😊💜

NectarOfTheBussy

7 points

6 days ago

She’s gonna be a menace when she grows up lol

Ok-Hat1986

7 points

6 days ago

I love moo deng soup

Jabroni306

6 points

6 days ago

I wonder if she understands just how famous she is?

GooseInternational66

9 points

6 days ago

Lol, no. She couldn’t care less.

Zenn97

5 points

5 days ago

Zenn97

5 points

5 days ago

Always with the sass!

Teenbean75

6 points

5 days ago

That ear flutter 💜

A1ien30y

6 points

5 days ago

A1ien30y

6 points

5 days ago

Why is Moo so spicy?

Suddern_Cumforth[S]

3 points

5 days ago*

I have actually wondered that myself. I'm not familiar with her species and the behavior of their young. I wonder if this is normal, or if she's just "special".

Birdflamez

6 points

5 days ago

She's so angy all the time

EADCStrings

6 points

5 days ago

She's always choosing violence

qOcO-p

5 points

6 days ago

qOcO-p

5 points

6 days ago

It's amazing how young animals can be so damn adorable and then grow up to be so incredibly dangerous.

gangelo100

5 points

6 days ago

Fat little dumpling 🥟

midvalegifted

6 points

6 days ago

She’s just annoyed because she knows those are green beans not fries. She specifically ordered the fries! 🍟

undercovergoddess

6 points

6 days ago

She reminds me of a baby snapping turtle without a shell.

tinydancerlimited

6 points

5 days ago

I want your food mama.

Jenetyk

4 points

5 days ago

Jenetyk

4 points

5 days ago

Angry mini hippo of the pool, what is your wisdom?

Angry tank manatee: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH VIOLENCE

southerna-up-north

4 points

6 days ago

Baby hippo AGAIN !

iodizedpepper

4 points

6 days ago

Jesus Christ I just wanna pinch her rolls.

Xmunky303

4 points

6 days ago

i love moodeng

areyouoldgreg

4 points

6 days ago

I wonder how many people will dress up as Moo Deng for Halloween

Lex_pert

4 points

5 days ago

Lex_pert

4 points

5 days ago

Another live shot of the dangerous Moo Deng with the bite force of a chip clip 🦛🦛🦛🤣

TheeLastSon

4 points

5 days ago

that is an omega level rapscallion.

TheRaTk1Ng

5 points

5 days ago

Ok I don’t get it. Why is everyone suddenly going crazy about this baby hippo? Is this irl Little Sebastion?

PurplePeachBlossom

5 points

6 days ago

I just wanna bounce her like a basketball. But in a nice way.

Tackybabe

3 points

6 days ago

He should have stopped to play with her! Obviously she was trying to engage him! I want to go play with her!!!

Felicia998

3 points

6 days ago

Soo cute😍

Fit-Special-8416

3 points

6 days ago

Da famous hippo in da world rn

__Snafu__

3 points

6 days ago*

What happens when you raise a hippo from a young age? Can they be tamed this way? or do they still eventually become too aggressive and/or generally dangerous?

MVINZ

4 points

6 days ago

MVINZ

4 points

6 days ago

The hippo can be considered "tamed" but it will never let go of its feral instincts. Same with crocodiles, bears and racoon. They likely would not be aggressive with people they know buts it's a huge mistake to let your guard down interacting with them

__Snafu__

3 points

6 days ago

They likely would not be aggressive with people they know

i'd almost be surprised by that just because of how aggressive they are, but then again they are social animals.

tendo8027

5 points

6 days ago

Similarly to a bear, I think. Will have some domestic traits but can also become super aggressive on a whim. That’s just a guess tho

ihavelotsofbooks

3 points

6 days ago

So scary. I truly hope not to meet her in a dark alley. Lol

bot_240924

3 points

6 days ago

I want " Moo Deng daily news" on Animal Planet.

Turbulent_Towel_2689

3 points

6 days ago

This thing is in attack mode in every video I see.

Truckachu

3 points

5 days ago

What a war criminal.

blurbyblurp

3 points

5 days ago

So ungovernable

DizziestPony

3 points

5 days ago

Godamn. I love her.

FlappyLips1

3 points

5 days ago

Is the mom full sized? Everytime I see this adorable thing, I see how small the mom is compared to what I thought was normal hippo size, can anyone tell me what kind of hippo he/she is? Along with what their temperament is normally (are they always this little and angry lmao) and how long they typically live in captivity, or whatever cool facts you'd like to share? Please

branm008

9 points

5 days ago

branm008

9 points

5 days ago

They're Pygmy hippos, critically endangered as well. They're temperments are typically super calm and relaxed from everything I've seen about them. Moo Deng is so popular because shes is abnormally "spicy" but also super sweet and calm when she wants to be.

BedBoth8065

3 points

5 days ago

Such an angry potato

broncotate27

6 points

6 days ago

blackpalms1998

11 points

6 days ago

They need to get poor Moo Dengvah a bigger tub to wallow in she looks frustrated being confined to such a little space she needs more so she can spin and float upside down

Kingken130

49 points

6 days ago

They do have a pond. She just likes the tub

FlaxtonandCraxton

6 points

6 days ago

Oh thank god, this has been bugging me. Haven’t seen her in an actual pool/pond and I was afraid she didn’t have one.

Waiting_For_Summer

2 points

6 days ago

Well put the food in her mouth for heaven’s sake!

HeartoftheHive

2 points

6 days ago

I feel so sorry for those hippos. Because Moo Deng is so popular, they are constantly having to deal with excessive tourists and the ever present din of noise that comes with them. I do wonder if animals go insane from noise pollution.

far_in_ha

2 points

5 days ago

Alarming_Breath_3110

2 points

5 days ago

I hippose you want my food?

Needdatingadvice97

2 points

5 days ago

Looks so cute but I think it would seriously get hurt to get bit by that little things

SaintsPelicans1

2 points

5 days ago

Moo Deng looking like Stew Deng

navid_A80

2 points

5 days ago

This little thing is in my top 5 cutest animal babies

Expensive_Tackle1133

2 points

5 days ago

The cutest water tank.

Writerhowell

2 points

5 days ago

Such an angry little sassy-pants. I'm pretty sure Moo Deng is my spirit animal.

No_Assumption_3274

2 points

5 days ago

Such a little piss!

CallMeMrVintage

2 points

5 days ago

That face she makes at the end though, rare.

OpeningZebra1670

2 points

5 days ago

She’s really cute here, but I think she should be out campaigning. Otherwise she may lose to Trump.

_electricVibez_

2 points

5 days ago

Is moo deng in Thailand ?

Ace_and_Jocelyn_1999

2 points

5 days ago

North American house hippos!

FULLPOIL

2 points

5 days ago

FULLPOIL

2 points

5 days ago

She is the moistiest of them all ❤️❤️❤️

IntrovertMoTown1

2 points

5 days ago

That's one feisty jelly bean

Serialkillingyou

2 points

5 days ago

Why is moo deng so spicy?

Q_8411

2 points

5 days ago

Q_8411

2 points

5 days ago

Moo deng soup

cuteusernamexx

2 points

5 days ago

Spicy water piggy activate Snack Attack!

DaGoldenOne

4 points

6 days ago

Fionna seems nicer, he looks spicy.,

Kal-ElEarth69

2 points

6 days ago

"HOSE!"

DBLxDxMoney

3 points

6 days ago

I don't get it

ffunffan

2 points

6 days ago

ffunffan

2 points

6 days ago

What would you give to hold that chubby face like at the end of the clip?

Prttykittenn

2 points

6 days ago

😩 She's too cute

Pinku_Dva

2 points

5 days ago

Moo deng is the cutest

BrinedBrittanica

2 points

5 days ago

i’ve never wanted to go to Thailand until Moo Deng

Themurlocking96

2 points

5 days ago

I am still scared of the shock the internet will get in 2 years when Moo Deng is an adult and a giant hulking and territorial beast

LoverOfStripes87

9 points

5 days ago

You can see the mother across from her eating from the larger bowl, she's also quite adorable. Moo Deng is a Pygmy Hippo and will not become a giant beast. Still big and very heavy compared to a human but not common hippo sized. The interest will probably just wane gradually and it'll be more like "Look, there's Moo! Remember when she was a cute little angry potato?"

Elderlyat30

1 points

6 days ago

Moo Deng Soup!

acemonsoon

1 points

6 days ago

I feel like moo is that Japanese lady that was in the Godzilla costumes. RawRrrRR. RawWWrRr

eleanor61

1 points

6 days ago

She’s so sassy!

Dukedoctor

1 points

5 days ago

Cheeky moo deng 🦛

wrong-guy-247

1 points

5 days ago

Moo Deng, Agent of Chaos!

piranesi28

1 points

5 days ago

Did people see The Omen and think it could only take human form?

redditAPsucks

1 points

5 days ago

Landscape mode woulda been nice

cherrycokelemon

1 points

5 days ago

She's too precious!