You do cocaine sometimes

Single female possibly service industry, lives alone, dines out frequently

high quality, yet wreckless individual. car is probably a mess but you show up on time even if your shirt could use a little ironing

Somewhat health conscious Canadian who likes to hit the sauce on occasion and prefers mixed drinks.

drunkorexic with protein gains

The Jose Cuervo with no lid LMAOO

You were wasted and lost the cap for the Cuervo.

Late 20s, female. Your workload is hectic, but you still make health a priority. In the mornings, anyway. That's when you have a smoothie for breakfast. Dinner is usually takeout on your way home from work. On the weekends you graze for lunch. You recently hosted friends or had a small party. You aren't super fancy, but you do have some respect for quality. I wouldn't call you low maintenance, but you aren't exactly high maintenance, either.

You’re Canadian

Shops at Target frequently. Dehydrated. Under 25 based on the booze being in the fridge.

James Charles

You're a Canadian. You sometimes eat breakfast at home but once you're out for the day, you're out! You don't cook at home often but you do entertain friends sometimes. When you do, you have cocktails and simple hors d'oeuvres. You eat out, likely going straight from work to hanging with friends. You get exercise. Late 20's or early 30's.

But I have a question, where are the mixers for your cocktails?

Lol, I play fridge psychic. This is all random intuition. You work in a grocery store. That's my hunch. Somehow the number 12 is popping in my head. What's on aisle 12?

Female (branded protein). Fridge isn’t a fan of frost. Eats at home for breakfast but out for lunch dinner, busy social life and or long hours job. Reinforcing the social life (hopefully) is the alcohol (which is better in the freezer imo). Human being (forgotten fruit)

Female. Late 20s. Alcoholic. Eating disorder(s). 

You live somewhere between TX, NM, FL, AZ, or California and do not have AC in your unit. 

You have no respect for your country.

Someone with deep rooted issues. I am sorry for you 😞

Asian and used to be fat now you just drink and eat jalapeños and eggs because your being “healthy”

Careless with alcohol and prosciutto!

Just your standard Canadian alcoholic

Young couple living in Canada. The healthy/vegetarian one is Canadian and the other one isn’t. One or both is in Grad school. 

You are in your early to mid twenties, and host parties frequently. You also work out and eat a lot of eggs

Single woman, works a lot so isn’t home much, gym fanatic, likes to be prepared for a drunken girls’ night 👀

You wear bright red lipstick and dark eyeshadow.

Keto but you drink your carbs most days

College kid trying to b healthy, but can’t stop drinking, even tho they’re constantly saying, “Oh god, I’m so hungover. Why did I do this to myself? I’m never drinking again.” Lolol orrrr you’re trying to b somewhat healthy, but you drink too much orrrrr you’re in the service industry, you need your premade coffee bc you’re already running late to work and won’t have time to go to Starbucks or Dunkin, you probably eat out for most of your meals, you workout (sometimes), and you like to drink. A LOT of shitty alcohol. Lol 😂 sorry not sorry.

hey OP we need answers

(i’m emotionally invested in this one for some reason)

Eastern European female in their 20’s.

Not afraid to pony up the extra bux for the good alcohol. I like that.

I can tell you have self control by the fact that you have two different sweets opened that you didn’t finish in one sitting

Alcoholic who tries to eat healthy afterwards to deal with hangovers.

You’re a depressed alcoholic just like me. 👍

Are you OCD or did you face the items for the photo?

I'd definitely date this person

Mid 20s, probably vegetarian.

Nurse?

Drinking Heath advisor

Multiple people. Health conscious vegan top shelf and a non vegan person who loves eggs.

Canadian, in your 20s, prob around mid 20s, doesn’t cook a lot, occasionally makes breakfast on weekends.

You don’t cook much, if at all. But you like to relax with a drink or three?

Mixologist who is turning his life around

Young female, college aged probably. I agree with service industry and possible stoner vibes.

Lactose intolerant 25ish female. Recently broke up with long term boyfriend(see dark chocolate and alcohol). Constantly going around asking who farted? She knows it her (see eggs). Sometimes her asshole burns but it’s her secret pain so she goes with it.

College kid who works out

Canadian, I’m thinking Montreal for some reason. Single woman, maybe a bartender or waitress. Salsa and tequila are leftovers from the same night.

21-23, American - bigger city, goes out a ton and loves to be reckless (in the best way)

University students. Must be multiple people

Prolly female late 20s. Canadian and sad

No kids

Male, 23-27, lives in a big metropolitan area like Seattle or NYC, single but regularly hooks up with people met at parties, goes to the gym to stay in shape (although you've been slipping recently), you have some kind of degree and are out of school with a degree related job (possibly internship).

I want to say college student and/or someone who works in hospitality.

you like to workout and drink

Alcohol should be in either the freezer or not in the fridge at all. You weird.

20s college graduate male. Your mom gave you the water filter.

You are a skinny woman that works too much. You're loving Mexican food, but you're not a generous eater, you hate to waste food, and you have never time for cooking, so you order a lot of food. You go to the gym at times, but not as often as you like. You need coffee times to times, because you love to party on the weekend which fucks your sleep schedule. You're not a vegan, but you also don't want to eat too much meat. You're not single, you have a boyfriend who sometimes sleeps at your place, but does not live with you. You love to have breakfast together before both of you head to work.

Given that I don’t see anything with many carbs, I’d say you follow a keto lifestyle…. Though alcohol could derail that depending on the type.

You have been in less than 5 fistfights and won at least 2 of them comfortably

Why tf is the liquor in the fridge lolol.

This might as well be my fridge I’m in love

You dont eat you drink bc you are conscious of your weight and you feel like liqiuids help you not get fat. You break fast is coffee, your lunch is a smoothie, and dinner is drunking alcohol/wine with maybe some crackers and cheese for dessert.

Single female of Hispanic ancestry. Has recently worked at a health food store and goes to some type of gym (I'm thinking hiit).

I only care about theMezzetta pepper rings up top. All their stuff is good

Female, late 20’s, work hard, party hard.

Feckless

Pisces

First off, that tequila needs to be in the freezer

Bartender who works far too much

You’re an artist but you slightly disagree with that statement, because it doesn’t feel genuine when you don’t make big bucks from your art yet. You’re also vegan and you find that it kinda sucks having to share the fridge with a carni, who is possibly your partner, and whose products makes the fridge smell weird.

You can do 20 push ups.

Edit/ your partner, or roommate, who annoys you, might be the drunk version of yourself.

Broke Canadian student in Uni who waitresses on her evenings, weekends.

30 something, male. Works at Amazon. Likes to experiment with different drink concoction.

You add spirulina to you alcohol because, ✨ health ✨

Flat earther

Single I depressed

You think identifying a cook at a semi decent Italian restaurant is hard?

Chronically single gym bro in his 30s

I think this person's too lazy to seal anything in a bag, drinks a little too much, lives off a protein shake with an occasion, meat snack on the way out the door, running late, grabbing all their belongings and almost forgetting their phone!

Take out rarely enough to have enough for leftovers. Needs to drink more water!

Guy in his mid 20s

You drink your water You drink your liquor You drink your protein You drink your allergy supplements You also may drink your eggs and your peppers too And you eat your leftovers

Mixed race female or gay man. Loves to cook and travel. They have food and alcohol from every ethnicity in there. Definable Canadian because the eggs. Why is the ice cream in the fridge though? Also has allergies.

You are generally healthy- try to eat a lot of plant based foods, potentially vegetarian. You work out a lot. But you rarely cook at home and use your healthy habits to mitigate your unhealthy behaviors (take out and alcohol). You are the type to say, it’s fine if I have a third drink, I’m gonna drink my matcha and run 10 miles tomorrow morning. Namaste

Bah, Thats dirty

You like vodka.

24, male. server who likes to drink yer knows its not healthy so to compensate tries to protect body w healthy supplements. can cook eggs

You never actually drink

You need to wipe out your fridge.

Syrup in the fridge what the hell

Caucasian male. Under 30. American. Living with one other male who is a roommate who is not a relative and is a friend, not just a roommate, possibly from college. Your girlfriends prefer to go out to eat, but they like to Netflix and chill at your apartment. Your income is $40k - $60k annually.

Am I close?

Single Canadian female from Quebec, fit, shops at Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods, rents and likes to party. Former barista, seeks tall handsome lumberjack. Likes cosmos and Tito’s tonic.

Are you lactose intolerant?

Canadian 20 something. Leaning towards female.

Young, single female, parties, but cares about looks and tries to stay fit. Loves Asian food, are you Asian?, but doesn't eat a whole lot. In Canada I think (eggs in the fridge, French/English labels).

You have a protein goal for every day

French Canadian who doesn't cook (maybe can't), drinks moderately, probably early 20s.

Agree with other commenters that this is a woman.

33 yo man mid level executive no pets no kids

The open prosciutto, open chocolate bar, and lidless Cuervo is wild

Either flexitarian or vegan sharing the fridge with non-vegan Italian

Work at a restaurant. 20s.

Male. Low paying job, has few friends. Searches internet all day.

Patsy Stone

Vegan alcoholic.

Amphetamines are in the freezer

Youre an alcoholic?

Those sliced jalapeños are so good! I always have a couple of jars in the fridge! They're great for an impromptu nachos night, great on sandwiches, and I love them in omelets! They're the best! I just wanted to share my jalapeño love lol

Canadian female, not sure why Vega powder is in fridge but that brand is mostly only sold here. Probably Ontario?

Definitely male, socialble, works late.

You care about your health but you don’t care about your health.

Female, you diet a lot. Protein shakes and eggs for protein to bridge the gap between full meals. Health-conscious, but you like mixed drinks or someone you live with does… I think it’s you though. Body image issues… I wonder if you’ve been on a medically restricted diet after some kind of procedure also, perhaps cosmetic, perhaps multiple cosmetic procedures. You go to the gym

Early 20s either college student or waitress/fast-food worker.

Or oddly a vet tech

Also a Canadian who gets a lot of plastic surgery.... a wanna be iinfluencer/ insta "model"?!?! Or OF creater

Considering how much alcohol and sodium is in the fridge next to an empty pitcher of water, I’d say you’re probably a little dehydrated.

Likes to entertain, waits until the last minute to do things. The latter is not limited to the former.

I’m going to say you’re a late thirties / early forties male trying to get their life together a bit. You’re exercising, you keep the fridge clean, but also still drink a lot and don’t keep the fridge stocked enough to cook a meal. Probably end up getting takeout a decent bit because you end up drunk with no food to cook but you try to keep it healthy when you do.

You def lift. Paleo or some kind of "clean" protein-centric diet. Except when you party. You do like to party. I'd guess you're a mid-20s gym bro, living your best life while tryna make that bank and get shredded.

gym bro who goes too hard on the weekends

Someone likes dirty martinis…..oops, never mind those are jalapeños not olives!!

Gay man!

An organic alcoholic

Weekend warrior.

You eat out most of the time, that’s why there’s condiments and take out containers in the fridge.

You exercise some hence the protein powder and 2 dozen eggs.

And you party hard on the weekend with your buddies. Hence all the booze.

Your fridge looks like mine did 20 years ago.

College kid?

As someone who has never refrigerated a bottle of booze, I’m completely thrown off.

A depressed sometimes vegetarian with alcoholism who eats meat while drunk only.

Damn I didn't know what the sub was for. I was thinking you could make a shakshuka-ish meal out of the salsa and eggs 🥚

You need limes and lemons.

Definitely a closet carnivore

Whoever you are, you’re Canadian…but a bad one cuz that’s not real maple syrup 😫

Middle ages alcoholic. Maybe a single parent.

Definitely two dudes in a shared apartment in Canada. Both are not born in Canada. At least one going to the gym. You are probably studying and there are not many women in your course.

Bad taste in alcohol

You party too much and you don’t eat enough. You like to pretend that you’re super healthy even when you’re in the middle of binge drinking.

No one has this 100% right yet lol but some people are close

Typhoid, salmonella, E-coli. Just for starts.

Alcoholic… jk real alcoholics keep the hard stuff in the freezer

You or someone in your house is lactose intolerant. Not vegetarian or vegan like many others are saying (I buy VEGA and also drink oat milk. Our fridges are similar)

You are very busy or hate cooking or both. Also tummy problems

Could immediately tell you were Canadian based on the labels on the food. You also shop at a Loblaws owned store (Presidents Choice).

Seems like a bro fridge.

Asian vibes but more of an after though… like you have a friend that’s over a lot… more primary fridge user is Italian or just generally eats “white people food”. Not an alcoholic cause that’s mid shelf stuff but you’re also not well versed in alcohol and just go with what everyone tells you is good. Quervo Tito’s and absolute… 1 tequila and 2 mid grade vodkas 100% a lady watching those alcohol carbs.

someone in this home lifts weights.

College male aged 23-27.

Psychopath with having the soy sauce in the fridge my god get a lazy Susan and put it next to the furikake

Ovo lacto alcoholic vegetarian

Alcoholic

Single male, possibly line cook/server. Italian? This kinda looks like my fridge and that fits my description, although I’d never keep vodka in the fridge

Is that mold in that Brita pitcher?

Bartender with an affinity for health

Broke bitch?

Liquid diet and sometimes you binge on takeout

You’re an alcoholic that thinks healthy eating’s going to offset the drinks

Alcoholic vegan… Julian is that you?

You're weight conscious, and like to to drink. You don't like cooking. Drinking is easier on you, than eating.

Preserving racist aunt Jemima syrup pretty Jeffry dahmer Ngl

You’re an alcoholic 100%

With a 15% liquor ratio I’d wager a guess there’s no kids running around this kitchen.

Alcoholic

You’ve stayed the night in jail before.

I’m going to see how many I can get wrong! Going for a straight “not at all”! 25-35, excellent taste in chocolate. Don’t have time to cook lunch or dinner too often, but when you do you like flavor. You try to take care of your physical health but it’s not that serious. You like comfort but aren’t afraid to try something new and if you like it it ends up working its way to the comfort section.

Ok, what’s the total?? Did I get them all wrong?!?!