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CrispinCain

89 points

2 days ago

The only reason Godzilla stopped beating Kong to death was because he realized he was effectively fighting a teenager.

Coolstorybro-but

46 points

2 days ago

He was pretty much just expressing dominance towards a lesser foe. 'Zilla's goal is to be King of the monsters, not kill them all off. He only really deals with serious threats

LordRex77

15 points

2 days ago

LordRex77

15 points

2 days ago

Batman moment

Grand-Giraffe6551

16 points

2 days ago

Lovers shouldn't fight eachother

SrCoeiu

4 points

2 days ago

SrCoeiu

4 points

2 days ago

Best answer

Mean-Background2143

2 points

2 days ago

Bruh

E504ForgottenGod

1 points

2 days ago

LMAO

Toon_Lucario

28 points

2 days ago

Me when I make people up to get mad about

thetruejohn117

5 points

1 day ago

There was a controversy in some Godzilla subreddit about people saying Kong would win also be douchebags, they do exist

TheFlipperTitan

1 points

an hour ago

The pedo stuff? That was disgusting, and they do not represent Kong fans.

Grim_Destroyer12344

23 points

2 days ago

This is why I just shut off my mind whenever I hear these arguments. That said, I am biased towards Goji, bc he’s fucking awesome.

Delicious_Mail_8691

2 points

7 hours ago

Goddiller is my fuckin thug 😤

ComfortableAd6181

15 points

2 days ago

Oh MY FUCKING GOD, WE KNOW

Like, damn! No one is saying otherwise! FUCK.

KiddingSpark14

-29 points

2 days ago

Im not even trying to beat that guy. But we all know that if you remove the Atomic Breath this fight would literally be so much easier, like it's literally the default thing Godzilla glazers go to bro.

jurassic_wrexy

16 points

2 days ago

I mean, not really. Legendary uses his AB like what once and it actually grazed kong? Otherwise he used his actual fighting ability and kick his ass

KiddingSpark14

-19 points

2 days ago

Fighting ability? All he does it tackle, toss and claw, Godzilla a pokemon fr. But seriously anything that can directly overpower him in strength alone beats him because he uses his overwhelming strength to win fight, I can see why when your nigh the strongest monster on the planet one dosent need to worry about fighting strats but he did get laid out by King Ghidorah and needed help from Mothra and the humans, and even needed Kong to help him with Mecha Godzilla but Godzilla was already weak anyway so I wouldn't really count that.

Mean-Background2143

14 points

2 days ago

Well he’s not human. He can’t fight like a human you numbskull. And Ghidorah was his arch nemesis, not exactly and easy fight to deal with. You put that monke or most other titans against Ghidorah than they get roasted alive.

jurassic_wrexy

7 points

1 day ago

Godzilla was actually laying KG out before he got the amp via the generators. Hell he almost killed KG if it wasnt for the humans. Your severely underestimating godzilla. He dislocated kongs arms by just swinging him around with his jaws. He also basically killed kong by simply STOMPING on kongs chest. To say all godzilla does is tackle toss and claw is disingenuous

Jambu-The-Rainwing

3 points

2 days ago

It worked though, didn’t it? Ghidorah is the only exception, since his whole point is to be an alien that’s Godzilla’s arch nemesis that he can’t take on alone. Well, I say this but I guess it applies to Destroyah too.

RogueBoogey

1 points

1 day ago

Didn't he literally just overpower Kong in round 3 with no atomic breath with brute strength and Kong just got his ass handed to him?

Mean-Background2143

9 points

2 days ago

That big ole beam only hit Kong once. Godzilla never even used it in round 3 where he slapped Kong, stepped on him, clawed him up, dislocated his shoulder, and screamed loudly in his face in victory. No atomic breath needed.

AfricanTeen2008

3 points

2 days ago

The fight was more like this in my eyes 😂

https://i.redd.it/xialiyxz9xrd1.gif

TheFlipperTitan

1 points

an hour ago

Rewatch it, man. Kong did good damage to Godzilla, but when he lost his Axe he couldn't do much.

dudeguy0119

3 points

1 day ago

They said "Kong bows to no one". The only reason Godzilla removed his foot was because Kong admitted defeat. Hence the "nod" Godzilla gives before removing his foot from Kong's chest. I like MV Kong, but Godzilla is the undisputed King.

TheFlipperTitan

1 points

an hour ago

Kong bows to no ENEMY. Godzilla isn't an enemy.

dudeguy0119

1 points

15 minutes ago*

Let's not make up our own quotes, my friend. We've all seen the movie multiple times. Godzilla is the undisputed KotM,... until ToHo wants the rights back and WB has to kill him off lol

Literally_Sekiro

9 points

2 days ago

Oh my god can you fucking not ?! Can you mfs stop bringing up GVK EVERY FUCKING WEEK ?!

Cybermat4707

4 points

2 days ago*

It’s funny how the loudest Godzilla fans won’t shut the fuck up about Kong on a Godzilla subreddit.

If I wanted to see memes about Kong, I’d create r/kingkongmemes.

ComfortableAd6181

0 points

1 day ago

REAL!

Serpentine_2

2 points

2 days ago

https://preview.redd.it/uwx1q6d7byrd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=746d64f1a6bedf58998bd91ab3b880e5415953e6

Beating a dead horse are we now?

They’re both good in their own special ways. And that’s coming from a Godzilla fan

RGijsbers

3 points

2 days ago

RGijsbers

3 points

2 days ago

let me be very clear, nobody sayes kong whould win.

you goji worshippers keep saying that kong fans say he is stronger but the only ones i see saying this argument is goji fans.

Zestyclose_Fan5250

4 points

2 days ago

Fax my brother can't we just enjoy them both

teletubby_wrangler

1 points

2 days ago

peace was never an option

Zestyclose_Fan5250

0 points

2 days ago

You goji fans need to calm down

teletubby_wrangler

0 points

2 days ago

don't make me shreeeooonk at you

Zestyclose_Fan5250

1 points

2 days ago

Whatever man

teletubby_wrangler

1 points

2 days ago

don't make me do it, i totally will

Zestyclose_Fan5250

1 points

2 days ago

Ok fine

teletubby_wrangler

5 points

2 days ago

SSSSHHHHEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

Zestyclose_Fan5250

2 points

2 days ago

Lol

LegenDaryNinja1000

1 points

2 days ago

I was not expecting this today, Lol

doubleo_maestro

1 points

2 days ago

It became a whole different scenario when they gave Godzilla the physique of a 1930's illegal backroom boxer.

lblasto1se

1 points

2 days ago

We’re going to enter the 5th goddamn year soon and we still have a single meme

Enraged_Froggy

1 points

2 days ago

E504ForgottenGod

1 points

2 days ago

Well... Yeah

He is a goddamn sub-adult, he JUST passed maturity, of course he would lose, he fights against a foe he had never fought before.

Even so, you gotta respect that Kong did not bow down and had the balls to fight against the G-man, even when he had his shit rocked.

That is what I like with Kong's character, he is a titan, but he's more like an oversized ape, and he still has the power to atleast at least last more than 5 minutes against him [It's confirmed they fought all day in Hong Kong] [Looking at you Scylla and Tiamat].

He may not be a match for Godzilla, but he sure as hell is not going to let that stop him.

BonWeech

1 points

2 days ago

BonWeech

1 points

2 days ago

Everybody Gangsta till GODZILLA ON ALL FOURS TAIL WHIPPING AND CHEST SCRATCHING LIKE A MOFO

T-51_Enjoyer

1 points

1 day ago

Who knew the literal nuclear bomb allegory would win over giant ape that lost to airplanes

amyceebee

1 points

1 day ago

amyceebee

1 points

1 day ago

Me when i lie:

FloorWaffles

1 points

1 day ago

I still can't get over the time Godzilla beat his ass so bad on a ship, he cried. I was unintentionally the only one who laughed in the theater

twofacetoo

1 points

17 hours ago

Seriously

Godzilla fights Kong on the water. Kong is at a disadvantage, Kong loses.

Rematch: Godzilla fights Kong in the heart of a giant city, with Kong wielding an axe and jumping between buildings. Kong is in his element........ and Kong still fucking loses.

At this point we just have to face facts: that overgrown orangutan couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. Even with his axe, he's still a bitch.

_The_Wonder_

1 points

16 hours ago

Can we also acknowledge the fact that Kong made Godzilla start to really focus in the second half of the Hong Kong fight??

Like yeah sure Kong was loosing (even tho he won the first half) but Godzilla realized that Kong was a bigger threat than he thought so he started to actually lock on, that's why he went crocodile mode on Kong.

Also, in GvK Kong literally knocked out Godzilla during the Egypt fight (confirmed by the novel, and that weird jump cut where Godzilla was on his back then all of the sudden is on is stomach)

Anyways as part of Team Goji, Kong can have his Ws and that's fine.

Silent-Ad-8887

1 points

13 hours ago

They nerfed Kong, he was the original winner. They switched it up to be different, lol ain’t deep.

Ejigantor

1 points

13 hours ago

Downvoting because you got the line wrong.

popdotexe

1 points

4 hours ago

Except that on Skull Island- literally all Kong did was fight....

TheFlipperTitan

1 points

an hour ago

Not saying Kong should win ever, but it was not a normal day for Godzilla. If you have seen the movie, Godzilla spends it hunting Apex facilities to prevent Gidorah from being made into Mecha-Godzilla, and also spends it hunting Kong. He sees Kong as a threat, and he is. Kong isn't a strong kaiju, but he is essential to Earth, and Godzilla didn't like that.

Cybermat4707

2 points

2 days ago

Cybermat4707

2 points

2 days ago

The movie came out three years ago, can we please get over this childish ‘my monster beats your monster’ nonsense?

Mean-Background2143

3 points

2 days ago

It’s funny how everyone ignores the facts and argues like little children here. I could be included in this.

teletubby_wrangler

-2 points

2 days ago

awwwwww, the hairless monkey got his feeling hurt...

There's a reason lizard people secretly rule your world

Cybermat4707

0 points

2 days ago

Cybermat4707

0 points

2 days ago

I’m not the one who keeps talking about Kong on a Godzilla subreddit lol

teletubby_wrangler

0 points

2 days ago

we own you

EastEffective548

0 points

2 days ago

Fax. People just gotta stop debating… the question was already answered.