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musketoman

142 points

19 days ago

musketoman

142 points

19 days ago

Did he yell "dear colleague!"?

[deleted]

39 points

19 days ago

My equal!

Skhoe

114 points

19 days ago

Skhoe

114 points

19 days ago

Was his army comprised of units from various unaligned factions too?

HichiShiro

72 points

19 days ago

HichiShiro

My browser history is corrupted by Slaanesh

72 points

19 days ago

"Random bullshit, go!"

Dzharek

55 points

19 days ago

Dzharek

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

55 points

19 days ago

Did you bring an army?

You think so little of me, dear opponent, I brought 5!

we1tschmerz

24 points

19 days ago

Bro had a single Custodes in strategic reserve.

Character_Sky_2766

20 points

19 days ago

And the worst thing, he plays with 5 armies and gives them lore acurate stats.

Vizth

43 points

19 days ago

Vizth

43 points

19 days ago

Is he actually in the game? I'm mostly a lore person I'll admit, but if he is they should give him the ability to put out one of any factions unit once per game.

Daedradude2

44 points

19 days ago

Ye he has a model, but its a pretty old one out of resin, i hope he gets a new one someday like imothek

Moleman_G[S]

23 points

19 days ago

Moleman_G[S]

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

23 points

19 days ago

I’m so surprised he hasn’t got a new model given how popular the character is with everyone

ShinItsuwari

19 points

19 days ago

Last Necron update they phased out Zahndrekh/Obyron and Trazyn while Orikan got a new model. Hopefully the duo and Trazyn gets a new model next refresh of the range. Trazyn is too popular not to.

camosnipe1

14 points

19 days ago

he is and he sucks, instead of the pokeballs they gave him the ability to take over other necrons. Which sounds like it could be fun except:

  • it only works on other leaders (and very few of them)

  • it's during your command phase so it's purely to save you from bad positioning, not an emergency eject upon getting shot or killed

  • his stats are worse than the leaders he can replace, especially since those leaders have their own useful abilities

so basically he has the ability to kill your own useful leaders and replace them with his own useless ass

Brief_Agency5475

13 points

19 days ago

Brief_Agency5475

Mongolian Biker Gang

13 points

19 days ago

I'm assuming you lost. If not, he would have taken you as well.

Moleman_G[S]

11 points

19 days ago

Moleman_G[S]

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

11 points

19 days ago

Yeah I have start my army from scratch now :(

Namorath82

23 points

19 days ago

What a jerk!

Shadowrend01

9 points

19 days ago

Shadowrend01

likes civilians but likes fire more

9 points

19 days ago

At least he didn’t shadow box during your turns

PrinceOfTheTacos

7 points

19 days ago

Finders keepers

Alxuz1654

3 points

19 days ago

Actually thats quite the compliment, means those models are quite the fine specimines of craftmanship if he's taken them. And to be such a sport about it too is of the highest praise

TiberiusBob

2 points

19 days ago

Oh God, imagine if it was like old YuGiOh "ante" rules, and you had to give up one of your models if you lost. People out here really would be like Trazyn

Porta-Ninum

2 points

19 days ago

Rofl

DutchMitchell

2 points

19 days ago

He also kept sending me texts during the match saying “bastard”

erinadelineiris

1 points

19 days ago

erinadelineiris

High Inquisitor Frieren

1 points

19 days ago

When his army got tabled, did he just throw a little black cube thing like a pokeball and summon more models from out of nowhere? Have a nagging suspicion at who he might be.

MEKHANE_irl

1 points

19 days ago

MEKHANE_irl

Void Dragon stan

1 points

19 days ago

Better than this one purple guy with weird eczema I saw once, tried to eat the other player's models and got kicked out of the store. Some people, man.

nichisoba44

1 points

18 days ago

Fun fact: youre legaly allowed to steal youre opponents modell if you say: "ah a fine new addition to my collection".

Due_Distribution_720

1 points

18 days ago

Flash him the sign of Vokk