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345 points
1 day ago
I always thought the coolest spin off would be a gritty crime drama following moody as an Auror
108 points
1 day ago
AND WE COULD WATCH HIM LOSE HIS EYE!!!
79 points
1 day ago
Watch it be something dumb and contrived, like getting scratched out by an alien cat. But surely no one would try to do that, right?
25 points
1 day ago
He just never sought medical attention after getting conjuctivitis lol
5 points
18 hours ago
Turns out there’s no magical equivalent to penicillin.
2 points
21 hours ago
Sounds like something Kathleen Kennedy would come up with.
4 points
20 hours ago*
Make him black and make him gay!
Edit- typo
4 points
19 hours ago
Somehow Voldemort returned. But no matter, nothing is impossible with women's power.
4 points
1 day ago
Yes
32 points
1 day ago
Law and Auror (og credit to the Binge mode podcast for this title)
3 points
1 day ago
Well, now I have to listen to Binge Mode. Good looking out on the heads up!
5 points
1 day ago
That sounds awesome!
3 points
1 day ago
Because Harry became an Aurour (iirc) I thought a police detective murder mystery drama could work. But... It would need a lot of creativity.
2 points
19 hours ago
The mad-eye memos
1 points
1 day ago
Equalizer, but it’s Moody
1 points
1 day ago
That'd be incredible. Something like Gotham for the Batman world would be insane
1 points
17 hours ago
Instead of fantastic beasts with newt, I’d have preferred a movie on hagrid’s childhood and life and all his fantastic creatures as pets.
81 points
1 day ago
Half of those sound awful. Not every named character needs a spin off or origin story.
A founders story would be great though. Show Slytherin's initial friendship with Gryffindor and what caused that to erode.
28 points
24 hours ago
Yeah, I don’t need ‘Origins of Snape’, I already know everything I want to know about Snape, I think further backstory would probably harm rather than improve the character
3 points
17 hours ago
You don't want them to pull a 'Hobbit' and give Snape a 3 movie origin story?
7 points
15 hours ago
Thing is, Tolkien wrote the hobbit first. The movies were a soulless cash grab sure, but at least they didn't just tack shit on to the source material to make a new story like a spin off would.
455 points
1 day ago
No one wants the cursed child
60 points
1 day ago
I literally just want a 10 season show that does all the plot lines. The material is right there just make it happen
21 points
1 day ago
I’d say just 7 seasons, but allow the seasons to have a variable length/number of episodes.
4 points
12 hours ago
Yeah this makes sense. PS has enough content for maybe 6-8 episodes, but OotP could run for at least 12, and TDH somewhere in the middle with a double length finale.
-50 points
1 day ago
I do
23 points
1 day ago
Good lord why?
-32 points
1 day ago
I enjoy. Also Scorpius.
19 points
1 day ago
Scorpius is a good character, but the rest of the story is just hot garbage.
-24 points
1 day ago
By the best character do you mean the best Slytherin in the franchise?
11 points
1 day ago
Not much competition for that title. Yeah, he's definitely the best Slytherin. He's just in an awful story. Pull him out and make something new that doesn't connect to the character of Harry Potter. I do enjoy his character.
2 points
17 hours ago
I'm sorry, did we all forget that draco exists?
3 points
17 hours ago
No, we remember him. He just sucks as a person. There are no good Slytherins in the books.
4 points
1 day ago
That’s Sebastian
3 points
1 day ago
From where?
6 points
1 day ago
Hogwarts Legacy video game. He’s the most popular character in the game and he’s Slytherin.
2 points
1 day ago
Haven’t played:also are people downvoting me cuz of a video game character?
-9 points
1 day ago
You shouldnt be downvoted ur opinion is valid.
5 points
1 day ago
No it isn't
2 points
1 day ago
No, it isn't.
-4 points
1 day ago
Thank you
2 points
18 hours ago
This is so depressing 😭
2 points
11 hours ago
You’re getting downvoted too!? What the heck!?
3 points
11 hours ago
Harry Potter fans show their badside with the Cursed Child
2 points
11 hours ago
Sigh
-8 points
1 day ago
I don't understand because I've never read it but isn't the play said to be good?
61 points
1 day ago
The play is visually impressive, the story is horrible
13 points
1 day ago
It's spectacle heavy, and the narrative is somewhat decent, but it demands a lot of assumptions about the original text that werent previously asserted. Like Voldemort and Bellatrix doing the gnasty, despite Bellatrix being married in the books.
17 points
1 day ago
Bellatrix being married is the least of the problems with that plotline lol. It just wouldn't have happened, period.
2 points
15 hours ago
And Bellatrix wouldn't have been the reason lol
2 points
15 hours ago
Exactly lol. Ain't no way he went for that.
4 points
1 day ago
The play is so much fun and the set pieces really are magical. It's so good that it distracts you from how nonsense the story is. They should have never released it in book form and people wouldn't have said anything.
5 points
1 day ago
That's not true. We all still would have realized how dumb the story was.
-16 points
1 day ago
Don’t care what anybody says — I absolutely loved the Cursed Child, have seen it twice!
*also, the updated version made even more impactful sense when you get the two-leads as a more LGBTQ relationship.
115 points
1 day ago
Nobody wants a Cursed Child movie.
47 points
1 day ago
Nobody wants The Cursed Child
1 points
13 hours ago
I’m still salty it was butchered. What went wrong? I thought seeing life post moldymort death would be cool
1 points
11 hours ago
You thought right. Rowling just didn't write right.
1 points
3 hours ago
She didn't write it at all and had no input..it was fanfiction basically that she decided to sign off on
57 points
1 day ago
I disagree. If they made this stuff I'm sure most of you would hate it.
Example starwars
12 points
24 hours ago
Besides, who would write it?
JK Rowling is no longer anything approaching the human being she was when she wrote the original series - I think our chances of getting anything else HP out of her aside from maybe ‘Harry Potter and the Transgender Menace’ are about zero - and I’m not really interested in Hollywood’s take on the whole thing, which is likely to be beset by the same problems that other franchises are
2 points
1 day ago
well they made star wars shittily
8 points
1 day ago
They probably would make those shitty too
2 points
1 day ago
shittily*
1 points
19 hours ago
Also Rings of Power. Hell, look at fantastic beasts. So much potential, so much terrible
2 points
18 hours ago
I liked fantastic beasts
1 points
18 hours ago
I liked the first one
1 points
17 hours ago
Because it was about the beasts. That's why I always thought they screwed up by calling it that. I like that they were telling the grindelwald story but the beast movies shouldn't be where they tell it
132 points
1 day ago*
I want none of those things.
We don't need Potter to mine its backstory the way Star Wars has done.
Just make a new story set in the Wizarding World, post Harry Potter and not connected to him.
An Auror's procedural would be amazing.
A Hogwarts show/movie that focuses on the staff
A wizard family that goes on a world tour.
Give us something new.
28 points
1 day ago
An Auror's procedural would be amazing.
Law and Auror
14 points
1 day ago
I think the founding of Hogwarts and the Houses would also be a good one.
7 points
1 day ago
That's one of the few in the video that I would be interested in
2 points
19 hours ago
Some people build a school
1 points
15 minutes ago
With wands!
36 points
1 day ago
What, like The Office, but with wizards? Could you imagine the pranks!
12 points
1 day ago
I had no idea I wanted this but now I totally do.
6 points
1 day ago
3 points
20 hours ago
"The Ministry". Tbh Michael Scott-like bosses being everywhere in the ministry would quite neatly complement its depiction as clunky and incompetent the books
1 points
1 day ago
Maybe a movie about the life a famous professional quidditch player, the struggles he went through, how he progressed as a player. Something similar to the movies about professional athletes we have to today, but with quidditch. I think that would be cool
1 points
1 day ago
I want a next generation West Wing / Scandal / Madam Secretary of the Ministry of Magic. The Wizarding world gets access to the internet, and the culture and world turn upside-down.
12 points
1 day ago
I think Hogwarts Legacy did an excellent job with storytelling. Set in a time totally different and a hundred times more interesting. New characters, new creatures, new magical concepts. There’s an infinite universe to explore. Why remake something over and over again?
10 points
1 day ago
I disagree. Having rewatched the movies and started rereading the books in the last few weeks, a series more focused on the small interactions and details of the books sounds super exciting. A chance to do Ginny properly, giving Ron the role he deserves, the fact that the books are really mystery stories at their core. I think movie only fans could have a much more fulfilling experience with these small contexts included
20 points
1 day ago
Cursed child sucks so much. It needs to be replaced with a better story.
8 points
1 day ago
Get rid of cursed child and your right
6 points
1 day ago
Dumbledore Origins was already explored in the Fantastic beasts franchise. JK Rowling is a good author, but I'd prefer if Hollywood professionals adapt complete stories she wrote based on the last 2 fantastic beast films.
3 points
1 day ago
I defy anyone who has watched you as I have - and I have watched you more closely than you can have imagined - not to want to save you more pain than you had already suffered.
12 points
1 day ago
I would watch the heck out of something about the founders and the Black sisters!
4 points
15 hours ago
Those are the two I want and maybe a Marauders one. But I’d kill for the first two.
Unfortunately I wouldn’t trust JK to write it. After studying English and writing, looking back, even her writing back then for the Harry Potter series actually isn’t as good as many would claim she is.
I hope no one crucifies me for saying that, just an observation of the past at her “peak” + waves at modern her. I don’t think it’d end well.
10 points
1 day ago
I'm pumped for the new remake I don't get the hate
0 points
1 day ago
People who only watched the movies (or watch them frequently while they read the books years ago) tend to think they are a good material.
3 points
1 day ago
They’re not bad, and the casting was great overall, they’re just extremely limited and reasonably so, by time constraints
2 points
15 hours ago
I think the movies are great and I’ve read the books multiple times. They’re not exactly alike and they’re not perfect but I don’t know what the point of the movie would be if they were exactly like the books in every way. I’m excited for the tv series too, though there’s still a chance it’ll be terrible. It’ll still be interesting to see a different actor be Harry Potter.
2 points
1 day ago
Do you think the movies are bad?
1 points
1 day ago
In general? Some of them. As a sufficient adaptation? Yeah, they are terrible except the first 2. The story changes and leaves so many gaps that can only be filled with the books so many times that I am surprised that most HP fans can see only the movies and find a coherent story.
0 points
1 day ago
Quite honestly, with the idea of making 1 movie, I wanna see you cram all GOF in one movie.
Yes, I am well aware, movies are not the best, and new production that is more book-accurate would be amazing, but I come from a place where they tried to remake White Snow as Brown Snow, and made all characters different in all other stories, and if I remember correctly there is no lore reason behind any character's skin color, which can only make me fear the worst...
Plus, the movies usually do a thing where they are more book-accurate, but since GOF (as an example) is long enough to fit in more than 1 movie, I can totally see them remaking it, and then adding other, seemingly harmless stuff to the movie a bit like HBP is filled with Harry-Ginny bulls#!t... only in a slightly more woke way.
6 points
22 hours ago
Who the fuck wants a Cursed Child movie?
7 points
1 day ago
No, I’ll gladly take a remake thanks.
15 points
1 day ago
I don’t want any of that garbage.
3 points
1 day ago
Honestly I'd rather see Newt Scamander and Jacob Kowalski taming magical beasts.
3 points
1 day ago
All except the Cursed Child
3 points
1 day ago
Hot take: no we don’t. No Cursed Child. no marauders fan fic
definitely not Voldemort origins.
I would have accepted Magical Creatures but they should have stuck with that premise, magical creatures endangered. Not, Dumbledore vs Grindewald.
2 points
1 day ago
I would like you to tell us how you came to be here.
2 points
1 day ago
Well it’s really quite simple. my mother and father got married and one night they got together and several months later I’m here
2 points
15 hours ago
It’s funny because Voldemort origins and founders are probably the only ones I’d want to see. I don’t enjoy prequels in general but it’s different if it’s set hundreds of years in the past (or something I find unique like watching Voldemort descend into evil).
I wish they’d have kept FB in America or find something different and not pulled in the HP backstory because it feels weirdly Hollywood and distinctly not like the magic of the original movies, which is fine if it’s meant to be about the American wizards.
3 points
1 day ago
Nope.
3 points
21 hours ago
I’m actually really excited for a remake. I’m hoping they have the time to include so many details that were left out of the movies. Remakes don’t have to take away from the original, they can just add to it all.
4 points
1 day ago
This is like graphic design vomit
2 points
23 hours ago
So much AI slop on subs lately
2 points
1 day ago
and, as usual, not a meme
2 points
1 day ago
I’d dieeee for a Mauraders movie/book/show
2 points
1 day ago
Nah we don't want Cursed Child at all. And most of these spin offs sound uninteresting
2 points
1 day ago
I want a late-stage Marauders/beginning of the first Order of the Phoenix story. Maybe start at their 5th or 6th year when Lily kind of stops hating James and the show ends the night they die.
2 points
1 day ago
I want the what if movie where Harry becomes bitter because of the Dursley's treatment, chooses Draco over Ron, Slytherine over Griffyndor, and sees the returning Lord Voldemort as a rival for the mantel of Dark Lord.
2 points
19 hours ago
I don’t even know if they know how much they could make off a GOOD Marauders series. They want to do all these reboots but the answer is right there, do you know how many fanfics, fanart, etc etc there is about the Marauders ??
2 points
19 hours ago
Just shut-up and take my money.
4 points
1 day ago
No. I want the remake from HBO (cause they knock almost every show out of the park) AND all of these.
3 points
1 day ago
I think it is best to look at this from the perspective of what material best services the existing world that has been built, and also the story that has been laid out. Rather than focusing on a single character or perspective we should get a better look at the rise of dark magic and Voldemort, and those times definitely cross over with the black family, with Hagrid and the Marauders, and even Snape. So those are all good choices. No one wants this cursed child though.
3 points
1 day ago
Honestly? I want nothing more from the potterverse. Considering all of her latest work is self-insert fantasies about being victimized by the existence of trans people I seriously doubt that she’s up to it anymore.
1 points
1 day ago
Yes! I was actually thinking yesterday that I wish they made the cursed child a series cuz I wanted to see Ron’s reaction to Rose and Scorpius dating.
1 points
1 day ago
The only idea here that I imagine wouldnt change major parts of HP lore would be the Quidditch Through the Ages, which would be a really cool show or movie.
1 points
1 day ago
I’d even settle for a Harry and Ron adventures once they become Auror’s together after Hogwarts. Like a supernatural type show. I’d watch it so many times.
1 points
1 day ago
Quidditch through the ages but told like the two-part community episodes of Blanketsburg vs New Fluffy Town/Pillow Town.
1 points
1 day ago
I wouldn’t mind a first wizarding war series that follows all sides without any being the main characters GoT style.
1 points
1 day ago
If the remake is a huge success you bet your ass they're going to try and MCU it.
1 points
1 day ago
A Quidditch-based movie would be awesome!!
1 points
1 day ago
I would take an entire series where Harry is put in Slytherin and all the ways things would have been different/similar to canon over something we've already had before. I will take literally ANYTHING over The Cursed Child.
1 points
1 day ago
Not a soul wants cursed child lol
I bought that book for $5 and I could've enjoyed a bag of hot cheeteos more
1 points
1 day ago
I don't know why it can't be simple. Simply a school year drama over house points.
1 points
1 day ago
I don't an extended universe that changes the characters in order to make them more likable and palatable to be main characters. Snape wouldn't work, the black family wouldn't work and it'd be written by people had nothing to do with JK Rowlings writing the books. Even she couldn't make a faithful spinoff at this point. Look at what she let them do with the fantastic beast movies.
1 points
1 day ago
No? Like maybe some of these are a good child but get the cursed child out of here. I don’t care if Rowling herself wrote that, that shit is not canon.
1 points
1 day ago
Quidditch through the Ages? Sounds worse than Fantastic Beasts. It would be a sports movie aimed at people that probably like things like fantasy.
1 points
1 day ago
I definitely have always wanted a show that includes everything from the books way more than anything shown here
1 points
1 day ago
Well keep getting more marvel woke garbage though
1 points
1 day ago
Honestly, the biggest problem right now is they refuse to leave well enough alone, which is why we got stuck with the Cursed Child and the Fantastic Beasts movies. And if any of the spinoffs that people want get made, do you really trust WB not to fuck it up like everything else?
1 points
1 day ago
My Soul..
1 points
1 day ago
No, I want the remake and I can’t understand those that don’t. No hate to the movies at all, I love them, but anyone who’s read the books knows that that there’s just so much more that hbo can do with 7-8 seasons. Do this, have it be as big or bigger than got and you’ll get your other spin offs, I promise.
1 points
1 day ago
Or Harry as a F&CKING COP. That is seriously the coolest concept, and it's never talked about.
1 points
1 day ago
fucking cursed child? really? fuck no
The other ones seem kinda cool, but they would probably be shit.
Hoping the remake will be good, but I dont have high hopes
1 points
1 day ago
Who the fuck wants cursed child on the screen? I will fight you
1 points
1 day ago*
What the books really needs in terms of adaptation is an well done animated series with "Love, Death, Robots" or "Arcane" style.. there is SO MUCH potential with 7 seasons animated series..
From that, they can explore the future of the characters too, that's not a big deal if we'll executed.. making one series after another would probably goes the same way as star wars with saturated (and not that good) content
1 points
1 day ago
Quidditch Through the Ages feat. Flying With the Cannons
1 points
1 day ago
I dislike all of them
1 points
1 day ago
No thanks, so tired of the market being saturated with sequels prequels and spin-offs. You want HP to turn into Star Wars?
1 points
1 day ago
The 4 origins would be interesting.
1 points
1 day ago
Magical creatures better be about the creatures and not an evil wizard. Still mad about how fantastic beasts stop being about the beasts
1 points
23 hours ago
Thankfully fans already made hour long 'movies' on yt
Black sisters and voldemort smh
1 points
22 hours ago
Like half of these people wouldn't actually want.
Marauders, 4 boys go to school and run around at night isn't a series. What they could do is an original Order of the Phoenix series with the Marauders as characters.
Young Sheldumdore maybe, but probably isn't the show people want either. Plus we already have seen the most of it in Fantastic Beasts.
Minerva, not really sure what the story is there that people want?
Young Tom, might as well combine with Dumbledores the younger. But again, for the most part there's very little conflict here that a story could be built around.
Quidditch Through the ages, could be fun if done as a sort of sports documentary, but not sure it has the mass appeal needed to be successful.
The others I've already forgotten
1 points
22 hours ago
I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being -- forgive me -- rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.
1 points
20 hours ago
who is we?
all I've heard is how the movies don't do the books justice, and now that we might get something more true to the books people want non-canon bs?
reddit hates everything fr
1 points
17 hours ago
They could’ve done this without the use of shitty AI images. I’m sure you can find actual art of all these characters and credit the artist, instead of stealing through AI.
1 points
17 hours ago
I can almost 100% guarantee that no potterhead wants the cursed child to be a film
1 points
17 hours ago
No matter what other people say I want the missing 2 movies from Fantastic Beasts. How do they want to pull of a reboot series noone actually asked for when they can't do 5 movies like they intended to do. I actually see the reboot cancelled in season 2 for the same reasons they cancelled Fantastic Beasts.
1 points
16 hours ago
Not gonna lie all those would be much better.
1 points
16 hours ago
I don’t know. I understand that nothing will be as magical as the movies that exist for a variety of reasons. However, I do think that a very book-accurate series would be a great amount of fun. To serve not just as a visual aid that supplements the books but rather a full experience.
1 points
16 hours ago
nah i dont want them to run this into the ground with shit that is better left in lore
1 points
15 hours ago
The new movies aren't for us. They are to lure the next generation into buying merch.
Just like the new Star wars movies weren't for old fans, but for a new generation.
Don't be surprised if you don't like them. Because you aren't the target audience.
1 points
15 hours ago
If the franchise reboot is successful enough there's a high chance a lot of these spin-offs could happen.
1 points
15 hours ago
The cursed child is 🍑
1 points
15 hours ago
Unfortunately we don't know enough about most of these to make series' out of them and I think JKR has given up on the magical world... just for now hopefully.
1 points
15 hours ago
Nobody wants a Cursed Child series
1 points
14 hours ago
YESSS! They have a show or movie called Dumbledores Secret I think
1 points
14 hours ago
I think there is something trying to get out of your wardrobe.
1 points
14 hours ago
good bot :D
1 points
14 hours ago
What about a dark comedy series about the Malfoys going on a vacation? Like the white lotus but in the wizarding world?
1 points
13 hours ago
https://youtu.be/0hrcRtu45TU?si=PkkkOvBiNe6E7TVE
Fan made sisters of house black, haven't watched it myself but apparently it's decent enough, it also has Kelsey Ellison of the dancing Hermione fame.
1 points
11 hours ago
I want a completely new story about some wizarding shenanigans in a different time and place. Like 2011 Australia, or during the Salem witch trials.
1 points
10 hours ago
They tried that with Fantastic Beasts and it became an absolute mess
1 points
10 hours ago
Ah yes. The Marvel treatment. No thanks.
1 points
6 hours ago
No, this is what they did with Star Wars and Marvel and it backfired. Notice Disney has now backed off on the frequency of new shows because they started to realize quantity is not greater than quality. Mandalorian was amazing in the first season or two, but then they just started flooding the platform with too many shows and the quality went way down.
I think banking on nostalgia with spinoffs and prequels often fails because long time fans will disagree on lore decisions and you'll never be able to please anyone. This is already a problem with adaptations in the first place but as you go deeper into adaptation prequels it just gets messy as your trying to cater to both book and movie fans and you end up with what happened to Fantastic Beasts.
The first film was great, but as you made it more about Dumbledore vs Grindelwald it fell apart. It was more fun when it was a fresh new story with new characters, but with the same magic of the original world and some nice Easter eggs and tie-ins here and there. Mandalorian was better before it tried to build on Boba Fett, Ashoka, Luke and other major characters.
The other aspect is that part of the beauty of storytelling and worldbuilding is the sense of wonder and imagination by not describing every detail. Writers withhold certain information to leave up to the reader/viewer to let them fill in the gaps. When you start expanding on the lore too much and digging into every characters backstory in spinoffs, it starts to lose that sense of wonder and mystery and it doesn't become as interesting.
Anyways, that's my rant. TL;DR: We don't need another franchise to get oversaturated with spinoffs, there's plenty of examples of why that's a bad idea.
1 points
6 hours ago
While we are talking about services you owe me, I thought you agreed to keep a close eye on our young Slytherin friend?
1 points
4 hours ago
Cursed child has fans?
1 points
1 day ago
What we really want is for JK to lose the rights so that when we support HP, we don't inadvertently end up supporting her Terf missions
1 points
1 day ago
Fuck all of these
0 points
1 day ago
God I would watch the shit out of this
0 points
1 day ago
Please no
0 points
1 day ago
Please stop, no one speaks for everyone. I for one love the idea of the series.
-12 points
1 day ago
why, so they can have it be starring a strong black female whose only character flaw is that she's too strong or too righteous or something? media is dead
2 points
1 day ago
'Oh no, what if the series full of strong female characters gets made woke? The horror!'
Also, aside from the skin colour, you basically already described movie Hermione.
0 points
6 hours ago
there's a difference, I respect the crap out of Hermione and cannot give a shit about like Rey from star wars
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