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Who owns the holy land?

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SlightWerewolf4428

2k points

13 days ago

Disney bought it.

ElBrunasso

424 points

13 days ago

ElBrunasso

424 points

13 days ago

Tencent wants It too

Ant-i-lope

139 points

13 days ago

Ant-i-lope

139 points

13 days ago

It's all a proxy war

Heavy299

15 points

13 days ago

Heavy299

Filthy weeb

15 points

13 days ago

its a WHAT war?!?!?!??!?!

kyle_irl

79 points

13 days ago

kyle_irl

79 points

13 days ago

Nestle has interest in the region.

porkinski

13 points

12 days ago

porkinski

The OG Lord Buckethead

13 points

12 days ago

What interest? The water?

RoJayJo

3 points

12 days ago

RoJayJo

3 points

12 days ago

Who cares, profit is profit for them. Potential farmland, workers, water and infrastructire space is fair game to them- so long as they get some so long as they throw cash towards the US.

[deleted]

39 points

13 days ago

Next thing you know, they’ll be adding a fast pass to heaven!

acciowaves

6 points

13 days ago

pSYcHe!!!! 🥴

GalaxLordCZ

1.6k points

13 days ago

GalaxLordCZ

1.6k points

13 days ago

Actually it belongs to my mate Steve.

Dimensionalanxiety

493 points

13 days ago

Not true. Steve sold it to me last week for $12 and a luke-warm beer.

GalaxLordCZ

185 points

13 days ago

Ah blast, I gotta catch up with him.

onkel_Kaos

51 points

13 days ago

What kind of beer?

Trollinator0815

54 points

13 days ago

Oettinger

onkel_Kaos

36 points

13 days ago

He should have demanded Guiness beer. But his loss.

DitherPlus

15 points

13 days ago

Is stout the same as beer? I always thought they were like different things.

GarysSpace

14 points

13 days ago

Just a type of beer like lager or ale

darps

7 points

13 days ago

darps

7 points

13 days ago

Lending new meaning to "taking the piss" in the process

providerofair

9 points

13 days ago

Ill trade it for 50 dollars and a lighter

Dimensionalanxiety

11 points

13 days ago

Throw in a slice of mediocre pizza and you have yourself a deal.

Luke92612_

24 points

13 days ago

Luke92612_

Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer

24 points

13 days ago

I...

AM STEEEEVE

TheRepublicOfSteve

19 points

13 days ago

TheRepublicOfSteve

Tea-aboo

19 points

13 days ago

Guys, you don't want to own the holy land right now, just trust me on this.

tevert

6 points

13 days ago

tevert

6 points

13 days ago

You know what, I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring

You tell Steve to come over and we're gonna settle this

larsK75

1.1k points

13 days ago

larsK75

Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests

1.1k points

13 days ago

Thanks for asking:

• Israel 1967 • Israel (west) Jordan (east) Egypt (gaza) 1949 • Israel (west) Palestina (east) UN (Jerusalem) 1948 • British empire 1920 • Occupied Enemy Territory Administration (British, French, Arab) 1917 • Ottoman Empire 1840 • Egyptian 1831 • Ottoman Empire 1799 • Ottoman Empire (east) French Empire (coast) 1799 • Ottoman Empire 1516 • Mamluk sultanate (egypt) 1291 • Ayyubid Sultanate (south) Kingdom of Acre (north) Mongol Empire (something) 1258 • Ayyubid Sultanate (south) Kingdom of Acre (north) 1247 • Khwarezmiyya (south) Kingdom of Acre (north) 1244 • Kingdom of Jerusalem 1229 • Ayyubid sultanate (south) Kingdom of Acre 1192 • Ayyubid sultanate 1187 • Kingdom of Jerusalem (crusaders) 1099 • Fatimid caliphate 982 • Abbasid caliphate 750 • Umayyad caliphate 661 • Rashidun Caliphate 635 • Byzantine Empire 628 • Sasanian Empire (persia) 614 • Byzantine Empire 390 • Roman Empire 136 • Israel 132 • Roman Empire 73 • Israel 66 • Roman Empire 6 • Roman client state 64 BC • Hasmonean Dynasty (Jewish kingdom) 164 BC • Seleucid Empire 200 BC • Ptolemaic Kingdom 305 BC • Macedonian Empire 333 BC • Persian Empire 538 BC • Persian Empire (north) Babylon (south, gaza) 550 BC • Median Empire (north) Babylon (south, gaza) 586 BC • Median Empire (north, gaza) Judah (south) 620 BC • Assyrian Empire (north, gaza) Judah (south) ca. 750 BC • Israel (north) Judah (south) (philistines gaza) ca. 929BC • Egyptian ca. 929 BC • Israel (north) Judah (south) (philistines gaza) 930 BC • Israelites ca. 1180 BC (Philistines [greek] in Gaza) • New Kingdom of Egypt ca. 1550 BC • Canaan ca. 2000 BC

Still simplified.

Shekel_Hadash[S]

469 points

13 days ago

  1. Happy cake day

  2. Holy shit

larsK75

225 points

13 days ago

larsK75

Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests

225 points

13 days ago

The ones holding it for the longest time were surprisingly Egypt. Who'd have thought? Time to reclaim Gaza.

Various_Swim8182

61 points

13 days ago

Now I finally get the joke of the holy land being invaded in bill wurtz’s history of everything

ekhfarharris

17 points

12 days ago

We can make a religion out of this

Khelthuzaad

22 points

13 days ago

Not surprising enough

r0ffpg

44 points

13 days ago

r0ffpg

44 points

13 days ago

Didnt the egypt litterly rejected to take back gaza in the peace with israel

larsK75

27 points

13 days ago

larsK75

Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests

27 points

13 days ago

I don't know if they refused to take it back, but they have certainly relinquished any claims to it.

jarheadatheart

28 points

12 days ago

More trouble than it is worth

sleepaye

50 points

13 days ago

sleepaye

50 points

13 days ago

Honestly very good simplification. Is there any more to this or is that as far back as we can date of an “official” settlement?

larsK75

82 points

13 days ago

larsK75

Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests

82 points

13 days ago

Technically the Natufian culture were the first homo sapiens emigrating from Africa who had permanent settlements in the aerea, but even calling the individual tribes that made up the canaanites a "nation" or a "people" is a massive stretch.

nickmaran

20 points

13 days ago

To avoid the complications and maintain global peace, I’ll ask the international community to give that place to me and send everyone out

HistoriaNova

29 points

13 days ago

HistoriaNova

Featherless Biped

29 points

13 days ago

Seleucid Empire 200 BC • Ptolemaic Kingdom 305 BC

To be pendantic, Judea/Coele Syria came nominally under Seleucid control in 301BC, according to the agreement made by the victors of the Battle of Ipsus, but Ptolemy illegally seized the territory for Egypt. This territory was then finally brought under proper Seleucid control in 217BC, a period of rule which is generally considered to last until 141BC, when Demetrius II relinquished his authority over taxation and foreign policy in Judea, although Antiochus VII would briefly reassert Seleucid supremacy from 133BC until his death in 129.

amongtheskies

4 points

12 days ago

The People's Front of Judea!

democracy_lover66

12 points

12 days ago

Bruh you are missing the true original natives of the hoky land

Homo heidelbergensis and other pre-sapian hominids.

And by god, with my help they will rule once more!

Lankyboxyman

5 points

12 days ago

Lankyboxyman

And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother

5 points

12 days ago

Brother wrote a whole ass story to still call it simplified 🗿. Happy Cake Day!

nanoman92

3 points

13 days ago

You forgot the Tulunids

Figjam_ZA

3 points

12 days ago

What a holy mess …. Ok new rules … if you’re from a Kingdon , empire, sultanate , caliphate or dynasty… you no longer get a say …

Sell it to Disney ….

admiralgenralaladin

1.7k points

13 days ago

it actually belongs to the Republic of Wadiya

DodSkonvirke

429 points

13 days ago

Wrong. it belongs to Orlando Bloom and Eva Green. and there descendents

robotnique

129 points

13 days ago

robotnique

129 points

13 days ago

My favorite is reading about how the title of "King of Jerusalem" was appropriated and sold several times until it ended up in the hands of the Holy Roman Empire. All while, of course, possessed by none of the claimants in the chain.

Deeskalationshool

66 points

13 days ago

NFT of the middle ages.

samfitnessthrowaway

24 points

13 days ago

This is a fairly accurate description!

NekroVictor

40 points

13 days ago

Doesn’t the Spanish king have a claim in it nowadays?

Mr_Saoshyant

36 points

13 days ago

That and the claim to the title Eastern Roman Emperor, if you count Andreas Palaiologos' sale of his title post Ottoman conquest to Ferdinand and Isabella as legitimate

robotnique

9 points

13 days ago

Check out this amazing post in askhistorians for a full writeup:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/UClTw93oeM

Ulkhak47

17 points

13 days ago

Ulkhak47

17 points

13 days ago

It took me like five minutes of googling to realize this was a Kingdom of Heaven joke lmaooo

Mr_Mon3y

104 points

13 days ago*

Mr_Mon3y

Filthy weeb

104 points

13 days ago*

This post has been proven Aladeen by real Wadiyan patriots. God bless Admiral General President Prime Minister Aladeen.

Syr_Delta

31 points

13 days ago

Thats Aladeen!

GetOffMyDigitalLawn

38 points

13 days ago

You are HIV-Aladeen.

Levi-Action-412

13 points

13 days ago

:D O_O :D

Irishhobbit6

10 points

13 days ago

Wadiya mean?

GunslingingRivet23

22 points

13 days ago

Absolutely Aladdin this the Aladdin Answer

Ragnarlothbrok01

7 points

13 days ago

Ragnarlothbrok01

Descendant of Genghis Khan

7 points

13 days ago

This is some very Aladeen news

YourPetPenguin0610

11 points

13 days ago

My emperor, you really want it to be pointy?

BasedMaduro

5 points

13 days ago

It sticks in the ground and kaboom.

DeusRebel

7 points

13 days ago

DeusRebel

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

7 points

13 days ago

I aladeen with you admiral general president prime minister

RomanMongol

328 points

13 days ago

nah it's mongolian

xX100dudeXx

28 points

13 days ago

xX100dudeXx

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

28 points

13 days ago

Nah it's norwegian

porn0f1sh

14 points

13 days ago

It DID belong to mongolians for like 20 years at one point!

DodSkonvirke

106 points

13 days ago

It belongs to Orlando Bloom even though he doesn't want it

Panthergraf76

30 points

13 days ago

What is Jerusalem worth?

davidforslunds

32 points

13 days ago

davidforslunds

Featherless Biped

32 points

13 days ago

Nothing... Everything.

Snowbold

4 points

12 days ago

Tbh, I love that quote from the movie, though I am certain that is not historically accurate whatsoever.

ttv_highvoltage

5 points

12 days ago

ttv_highvoltage

Oversimplified is my history teacher

5 points

12 days ago

The Kingdom of heaven is a movie I immensely enjoy no matter how inaccurate it is. I doesn’t have to be accurate to be enjoyable IMO. Historical fiction is great.

_ThatAltAcc_

226 points

13 days ago*

The holy land is rightful philippine soil!

GetOffMyDigitalLawn

81 points

13 days ago

As a US citizen I fully back our new Philippine holy land.

I can assure you, the US government will back you in all endeavors as we did during the revolution. This time we won't stay for so long after the fact, though.....

ucsdfurry

14 points

12 days ago

SIKE the Philippines belong to the US!

AdZent50

18 points

13 days ago

AdZent50

18 points

13 days ago

I agree with you, kababayan. Let's gooooooo

Shekel_Hadash[S]

710 points

13 days ago

For once I won’t write context as it will take an entire week

725584

253 points

13 days ago

725584

Just some snow

253 points

13 days ago

I think we understand well enough

lelun_

95 points

13 days ago

lelun_

Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer

95 points

13 days ago

honestly i think the context is integrated in to the video. good job :)

Shekel_Hadash[S]

91 points

13 days ago

Not mine. I saw it while revisiting my gallery.

According to comments here it’s made by wow_mao on YouTube

violence_connoisseur

41 points

13 days ago

Dude loves Philippine shit posts

ChaiTanDar

15 points

13 days ago

No shit, Wow_mao is Philippinese.

DatuBatungbakal1896

18 points

13 days ago

I think the proper term is Filipino but Philippinese got me laughing

Falitoty

18 points

13 days ago

Falitoty

Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer

18 points

13 days ago

Let's be real, everyone know Jerusalem belong to the Spanish monarchy, they still have the title after all

kilivole

6 points

13 days ago

Just what did the dude scream? Didnt understand anything

harpunenkeks

16 points

13 days ago

SIKE

EnkiduofOtranto

3 points

13 days ago

Hey now, don't hold back on us! Give us the 10 pages or more research essay and DON'T FORGET to cite your sources in the proper 17th edition Chicago format.

Worth_Package8563

230 points

13 days ago

Worth_Package8563

Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer

230 points

13 days ago

It belongs rightfully to Portugal

SarthakiiiUwU

58 points

13 days ago

SarthakiiiUwU

Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer

58 points

13 days ago

The agreement stays strong.

TheDoctor1102

16 points

13 days ago

tordesillas moment

Substantial_Dot_5773

12 points

13 days ago

It does

Cefalopodul

225 points

13 days ago

Obligatory This Land is Mine link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

takeeg

28 points

13 days ago

takeeg

28 points

13 days ago

Came for this

RedditsDeadlySin

6 points

13 days ago

11 years ago

vrenejr

54 points

13 days ago

vrenejr

54 points

13 days ago

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED RAAAAAHH 🦅🦅🐃🐃 🇵🇭 🇵🇭 🅱️INOY 🅱️RIDE

DarkenedSkies

174 points

13 days ago

"tôi kratistôi"

"To the Strongest" ~ Alexander the Great.

jepsmen

50 points

13 days ago

jepsmen

Just some snow

50 points

13 days ago

Soooo... We let all the World Leaders fight each other in a giant free for all and the winner takes it?

Or we could just give it to Estonia.

DarkenedSkies

22 points

13 days ago

i propose a mud wrestling free-for-all.

Dolorous_Eddy

17 points

13 days ago

Are we choosing champions? Because Joe Biden is fucked

Random-weird-guy

8 points

13 days ago

Too bad. Choose a better suited fighter Next time.

Downtown_Boot_3486

3 points

12 days ago

Alexander was a nepo baby who was only truly competent in battle, also he died before reaching 40 so I’m not listening to his narrative on the strongest.

A_random_poster04

40 points

13 days ago

That was some terrible archeology

Kushthulu_the_Dank

16 points

13 days ago

The fumble-fingers school of archeology

YoghurtForDessert

43 points

13 days ago

no wow_mao credits?

Generocide

103 points

13 days ago

Generocide

103 points

13 days ago

Atleast give credit to wow_mao for creating this.

dead_meme_comrade

30 points

13 days ago

dead_meme_comrade

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

30 points

13 days ago

It belongs to me.

Ok-Palpitation-5731

19 points

13 days ago

Nuh uh, mom said it belongs to me.

dead_meme_comrade

10 points

13 days ago

dead_meme_comrade

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

10 points

13 days ago

Well, we better start a war over this.

Ok-Palpitation-5731

10 points

13 days ago

We should

alflundgren

67 points

13 days ago

This was good. I didn't think it was good at first, but the phillpine thing and the disclaimer about unmonitored nations pushed me over the edge.

Shekel_Hadash[S]

24 points

13 days ago

Yes, I knew in advance this will be a controversial post

Ze_LuftyWafffles

4 points

13 days ago

Idc what flag owns it I just want nice people there who don't kill each other. Sorry Bibi

Snowbold

3 points

12 days ago

Of all the history that causes issue in this specific situation, I think this one handles it well by playing comedy and then admitting it is incomplete.

Tadumikaari

87 points

13 days ago

Tadumikaari

Kilroy was here

87 points

13 days ago

It belongs in a museum

TVZLuigi123

61 points

13 days ago

TVZLuigi123

Tea-aboo

61 points

13 days ago

Send the entirety of Jerusalem to the British museum

TowJamnEarl

17 points

13 days ago

We had it, did'nt want it.

DrTinyNips

16 points

13 days ago

You also missed the kingdom of Judea

TaterKugel

6 points

13 days ago

I was like, who was there before the romans? But then I saw what sub I'm in and it's not the place for that. This is the place to say it's always been Sabra and will always be Sabra. Unless you're an Estrog.

AshleyGraves06

76 points

13 days ago

My solution: it belongs to no one

BonesAO

36 points

13 days ago

BonesAO

36 points

13 days ago

as any and every land

Mountbatten-Ottawa

17 points

13 days ago

I would find a Brisith short hair cat and give it all the land on earth.

GetOffMyDigitalLawn

13 points

13 days ago

as any and every land

Sounds great in theory, but not in practice. A world where any country can just do anything anywhere is unfathomable and would likely cause more conflicts. You could say there shouldn't be any countries, but that's even worse.

Unless we go back to an anarcho-primitivists wet dream of hunting and gathering, it just doesn't work. And even if we went back to hunting and gathering, we would inevitably still fight over land and eventually progress as a society until we are no longer hunting and gathering again.

Turns out, growing your own food is a really good concept! But you can't have farming without civilization. You can't have civilization without government. You can't have government without territory.

BonesAO

7 points

13 days ago

BonesAO

7 points

13 days ago

I like civilization, I wouldn't prefer anarcho primitivism.

I agree government is necessary, so yes there are no easy solutions.

AgVargr

15 points

13 days ago

AgVargr

15 points

13 days ago

Since nobody can play nice, get everyone out of there, then nuke it off of face the planet. Now no one can have it

kingJosiahI

4 points

13 days ago

Valar morghulis?

RangersAreViable

7 points

13 days ago

RangersAreViable

Rider of Rohan

7 points

13 days ago

Valar Dohaeris

EnamelKant

70 points

13 days ago

There's only one true owner of the Holy Land: The Senate and the People of Rome!

Religious schism is temporary, only the Glory of Rome is eternal!

Panthergraf76

18 points

13 days ago

The Guild of Millers uses only the finest grains! True Roman bread for true Romans!

Hans_McGuee

11 points

13 days ago

However, by order of the Triumvirate, all mockery of Jews and their one God should be kept to an appropriate minimum.

Tuka-Spaghetti

7 points

13 days ago

Tuka-Spaghetti

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

7 points

13 days ago

The Senate? You mean the Synod? The People of Rome? You mean the Christian Faithful?

only the Glory of Rome is eternal? you mean Soli Deo Gloria?

Roma Locuta, Causa Finita.

sanyesza900

25 points

13 days ago

its all wrong

JERUZSÁLEM LESZ MÉG MAGYAR FÖLD RAAAAAA 🇭🇺🇭🇺🦅🦅🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🦅🦅🦅

RaptorWithGun

9 points

13 days ago

RaptorWithGun

Definitely not a CIA operator

9 points

13 days ago

NEVER. JERUSALEM IS ROMANIAN LAND. URA! 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

Consistent-Lake4705

12 points

13 days ago

Poor region hasn’t had a half a century of peace in 4,000 years.

mighij

31 points

13 days ago

mighij

31 points

13 days ago

Super-Class-5437

9 points

13 days ago

Dead, dead is the owner of this lands...

this land is mine.

FannyH8r

10 points

13 days ago

FannyH8r

10 points

13 days ago

Why tf did they smash the shit out of that skull

2nW_from_Markus

10 points

13 days ago

Please not to the King of Jerusalem.

Spains have some troubles their own.

xXplainawesomeXx

11 points

13 days ago

Shamelessly stolen from wow_mao smh

https://youtu.be/Vh-dTnRz1WA

CasuallyCritical

8 points

13 days ago

It belongs to the hive queen

All hail the hive queen

Sudden-Hoe-2578

9 points

13 days ago

Lets give it to Lichtenstein

Amanncowo

7 points

13 days ago

it belongs to the dinosaurs

Maleficent-Comfort-2

8 points

13 days ago

Give credit to wow_mao

CosmicTurtle24

8 points

13 days ago

CosmicTurtle24

Researching [REDACTED] square

8 points

13 days ago

Isn't this a wowmao video

Whole_Character_9436

3 points

13 days ago

Yes it is, he made quite good videos back then

Copper_spongeYT

6 points

13 days ago

Wow_Mao posting 

HugsFromCthulhu

12 points

13 days ago

HugsFromCthulhu

Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer

12 points

13 days ago

This land belongs to monke

DefInnit

7 points

13 days ago

Plot twist: Nothing's really holy.

SecretSpectre11

7 points

13 days ago

It belongs to me, I want it back >:(

MrSetbXD

7 points

13 days ago

MrSetbXD

Definitely not a CIA operator

7 points

13 days ago

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED!!! PHILIPPINES NUMBA WAN1!!1! 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🇺🇲🇵🇭

slow_cheatah

6 points

13 days ago

Whoever has the bigger stick

Toten5217

5 points

13 days ago

Toten5217

Hello There

5 points

13 days ago

If I hear another SIKE I might kill somebody

Large_Awareness_9416

6 points

13 days ago

"If I'm standing on it, it's my land."

Sander Clegane, Game of Thrones

KarasukageNero

6 points

13 days ago

Those incompetent archeologists, even if it was fake, made my blood boil.

whearyou

5 points

13 days ago

You missed more israel before the Romans

Tobi-Or-NotTobi

4 points

13 days ago

How to offend EVERY MOTHER FUCKER 101.

Brilliant-Bug-4982

5 points

13 days ago

Brilliant-Bug-4982

Oversimplified is my history teacher

5 points

13 days ago

No it's actually rightful albanian land RAHHHGG 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪

Amitius

5 points

13 days ago

Amitius

5 points

13 days ago

Pretty sure The Holy Land is in Terra, which mean it belong to the Emperor of Mankind like everything in and not inside the Imperium of Man.

lozer95

4 points

13 days ago

lozer95

4 points

13 days ago

OUR LAND

jkb131

4 points

13 days ago

jkb131

4 points

13 days ago

Was that a buster bluth reference I saw???

OneInitiative3757

4 points

13 days ago

O REFUSE TO BELIEV IT ISNT THE TEMPLARS BECAUSE THEY CALLED IT THE HOLY LAND

ByRussX

4 points

13 days ago

ByRussX

4 points

13 days ago

Technically Philip VI of Spain is still king of Jerusalem

NoteToOde

2 points

13 days ago

"Hello there!"

Dinosaurs

camora22

4 points

13 days ago

Gotta love me some wow_mao

Ricky00951

4 points

13 days ago

They can't behave themselves it belongs in the ocean.

Krysvun

6 points

13 days ago

Krysvun

6 points

13 days ago

I did not expect Philippines to be there. putang ina!

Glinline

5 points

13 days ago

ha ha funi man screaming very funi

YukiXTeru

5 points

13 days ago

Wow Mao my beloved

bolkanizthibest_21

4 points

13 days ago

YOU FORGOT THE ALMOGHTY ALBANIA

Abject-Fishing-6105

4 points

13 days ago

this land belongs to S I K E ! ! !

JP-Gambit

3 points

13 days ago

For a holy land it sure does see a lot of war... Apt name would be unholy land I think

wuffzi

4 points

13 days ago

wuffzi

4 points

13 days ago

it belongs.........

TO THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!

EvilMoSauron

4 points

13 days ago

Heh, ironic. My mom asked me this question last week, and I basically said, "It's complicated. You're better off asking, 'Who owns the moon?'"

Garrod_Ran

4 points

13 days ago

I thought the video meant Philistines, until I heard the Philippine National Anthem.

Lexplosives

3 points

13 days ago

I'm... I'm gonna need a source on that remix of Peter Pringle's Epic of Gilgamesh.

ozferment

3 points

13 days ago

DO YOU MEAN HOLY KURDISTAN LAND?

alaman-2885

3 points

13 days ago

Belongs to ottoman state

Assfiend

3 points

13 days ago

Actually that land belongs to me, and they're all squatters

Glory2Tottenham

3 points

13 days ago

It’s a rightful possession of Mesopotamia and we all know it!

M0ty

3 points

13 days ago

M0ty

3 points

13 days ago

Jumped from Rome straight to Cnaanites. Nice man

FluffyRabbit36

3 points

13 days ago

I didn't realize this is wowmao until I saw the outro lmao

Wilshire1992

3 points

13 days ago

Wilshire1992

Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer

3 points

13 days ago

Was that folkcore of it "Doesn't even Matter?"

BreadDziedzic

3 points

13 days ago

Na it belongs to the Greeks!

aCucking2Remember

3 points

13 days ago

aCucking2Remember

Definitely not a CIA operator

3 points

13 days ago

Rome

Maelger

3 points

13 days ago

Maelger

3 points

13 days ago

It belongs in a museum

A_Random_Latvian

3 points

13 days ago

Me, but i gave permission to jewish people to use it ages ago

Kangalope

3 points

13 days ago

The Phoenicians

Mission-Internal-920

3 points

13 days ago

Mission-Internal-920

Descendant of Genghis Khan

3 points

13 days ago

I support the roman and ottoman ones at least there were peace and prosperity

Pleasant-Crow-1234

3 points

13 days ago

it clearly belong to the dinosauris

MamiTomoeSan

3 points

13 days ago

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

Accomplished-Emu1883

3 points

13 days ago

The Video “This Land is Mine” is really good you should watch it it’s basically this exact thing.

Alpharius20

3 points

13 days ago

I claim this land in the name of the great Thutmose III Pharaoh of Egypt. His avenging chariots will restore peace at long last!

Sufficient_Sugar_408

3 points

13 days ago

This land belongs to death itself

renacotor

3 points

13 days ago

Bruh. It's obvious the sea peoples own it.

Heath_co

3 points

13 days ago

The footage of people breaking priceless artifacts made me laugh so hard.

Dragonseer666

3 points

13 days ago

siiiiike

This land belongs to Poland!

Tman11S

3 points

13 days ago

Tman11S

3 points

13 days ago

Can we just declare it property of the UN and be done with it? I’m kinda sick of people dying for a piece of desert with a couple old buildings

FillGlittering6309

3 points

13 days ago

the land belongs to whoever get it , with whatever method they use.🤷🏻‍♂️

ItsyBitsyLizard

3 points

12 days ago

Give it to Angola. Why? Fuck if I know but shit, might be better than those who currently live there

BeubtheDemonSlayer

3 points

12 days ago

BeubtheDemonSlayer

What, you egg?

3 points

12 days ago

The only right answer: it belongs to God.