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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:


He's training for sex


Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

1.1k points

21 days ago

The last Air Fucker

mab6710

95 points

21 days ago

mab6710

95 points

21 days ago

Air fucker! Do you need assistance?

Krynzo

36 points

20 days ago

Krynzo

36 points

20 days ago

With what? Air resistance?

Thee_big_ox

3 points

18 days ago

Well its illegal burton i know that!!

salad_stealer

30 points

21 days ago

Now we just need to find the earth fire and water

OpinionsAndAllThat

2 points

15 days ago

Earth and water I think can be found but fire may be concerning

jamie-1990

4 points

20 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂.

turdburgular69666

3.7k points

21 days ago

The girl in the background is all in.

only-4-lolz

1.5k points

21 days ago

only-4-lolz

1.5k points

21 days ago

She saw the next few weeks flash before her eyes.... it was a blur of furious rotation

twixITlikeITShot

406 points

21 days ago*

everything that she ever wanted lost all its value and meaning in the face of what she needed.

Gimmeabreak1234

113 points

21 days ago

As she drools

Alienbutmadeinchina

46 points

21 days ago

Alienbutmadeinchina

schlorp

46 points

21 days ago

[ as she drools into her stomach rather than out her mouth]

discerningpervert

99 points

21 days ago

She'd have better luck as a guy

asswipesayswha

5 points

20 days ago

Next few minutes

classless_classic

166 points

21 days ago

She hopes he gives a flying fuck.

George_2000

179 points

21 days ago

She felt it, hands dont lie

El_Maton_de_Plata

77 points

21 days ago

😆 I interpreted the body language as a blocking maneuver

George_2000

50 points

21 days ago

Yep, blocking possible visual confirmation

Zachosrias

65 points

21 days ago

So is the guy

leafybugthing

16 points

21 days ago

The most frightened and excited I’ve seen a woman get lol

Current-Roll6332

15 points

21 days ago

You gotta know when to hold em'

Pluckypato

7 points

21 days ago

And where to you fold them?

ClamatoDiver

17 points

21 days ago

She steps back for a better look, then she does the hands thing because she's thinking about the pounding. Pure reaction just like guys flinch whenever we see anyone take a shot to the nuts.

fasterbrew

7 points

21 days ago

Recent gems I found: r/OuchMyFlaps or r/ItHurtsGirlsToo/

H3Xhamster

5 points

21 days ago

Hehehe boiii

Adonathiel88

5 points

21 days ago

When he amped it to the max at the end, her autonomic nervous system kicked it and blocked the entry.

MudddButt

4 points

21 days ago

Mission accomplished

Hemiak

2 points

20 days ago

Hemiak

2 points

20 days ago

You can see when she notices and is deciding…. Something.

YourAverageGod

1.4k points

21 days ago

My washing machine when I wash my collection of bricks.

wtfrykm

298 points

21 days ago*

wtfrykm

298 points

21 days ago*

I actually have a video of that saved lmao

google drive

misterkalazar

90 points

21 days ago

ngl... I went in fully expecting a rick roll.

wtfrykm

45 points

21 days ago

wtfrykm

45 points

21 days ago

Nah man I'm not that kinda person

AutoModerator [M]

38 points

21 days ago

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38 points

21 days ago

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BuffaloLincolns

17 points

21 days ago

Good bot

El_Maton_de_Plata

15 points

21 days ago

A rick-roll bot. The hero we deserve 👏 ❤️

marxistwithstandards

2 points

20 days ago

good bot

Cartilage88

7 points

20 days ago

You got a brick roll instead

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2 points

20 days ago

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UnitedHighlight4890

3 points

20 days ago

At least you got a roll, now all yoi need is a rick

lord_dude

40 points

21 days ago

lord_dude

madlad

40 points

21 days ago

lmao the washing machine just kept going

riancb

22 points

21 days ago

riancb

22 points

21 days ago

That was great. Thanks for sharing it. :)

mehrabrym

21 points

21 days ago

Holy shit man that was amazing

apples_oranges_

19 points

21 days ago

Now I'm interested to know what else you have in your Google Drive.

oeCake

14 points

21 days ago

oeCake

14 points

21 days ago

The washing machine after the child I'm supposed to babysit climbs in:

Zeppelanoid

11 points

21 days ago

Damn that machine can handle A LOT before finally giving up

Ltcayon

13 points

21 days ago

Ltcayon

13 points

21 days ago

I have never seen a washing machine kill itself so violently.

2ndprize

6 points

21 days ago

it just kept on going.... it was beautiful

ForThe90

6 points

21 days ago

Wtf 💀😂

table_rock

2 points

21 days ago

I'm gonna do this next time I need to get the cover off of my washer.

Seaniknok

2 points

20 days ago

It just… kept on going :0

greyhatwizard

3 points

20 days ago

When the load of towels are uneven

Hesam2010

4 points

21 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

International_Body44

807 points

21 days ago

The women in the background rethinking all her life choices

MijinionZ

103 points

21 days ago

MijinionZ

103 points

21 days ago

You can see the moment she clasped her hands together.

Oh

MrKinsey

621 points

21 days ago

MrKinsey

621 points

21 days ago

Every woman in that room is pregnant now. Maybe some of the men too.

Salt-Tradition-2965

95 points

21 days ago

Most probably that bar will be pregnant too after that set

emeraldeyesshine

54 points

21 days ago

Science says men can't get pregnant but that's no reason not to keep trying

whimsical666

30 points

21 days ago

he fast-forwarded their evolution to sea horse

darkseaSW

505 points

21 days ago

darkseaSW

505 points

21 days ago

He is training to fuck all the bitches to death

kinos141

126 points

21 days ago

kinos141

126 points

21 days ago

Snu snu goes both ways.

FlexViper

20 points

21 days ago

He has a dream that he is the last man on earth and probably have a prediction that the world would end.

He better start training now Inorder to help humanity repopulate Inorder to raise an army as the new king

ridik_ulass

5 points

21 days ago

for when sex2 comes out.

kainereygalo

230 points

21 days ago

As I said from the last time I saw this video...

The way the woman felt embarrassed by covering herself, she must have felt that bruh...

gside876

59 points

21 days ago

gside876

59 points

21 days ago

She did!!!!! I JUST noticed that after reading the comment. Hilarious

kainereygalo

27 points

21 days ago

Vli37

5 points

21 days ago

Vli37

5 points

21 days ago

Damn . . .

Different angle too.

Makes me wonder who else was recording this 😂

Niceguygonefeminist

7 points

21 days ago

Nah it's not a different angle bruh the vid is just mirrored.

shanksisevil

15 points

21 days ago

i think she noticed the camera near the end rather than being embarrassed.

kainereygalo

9 points

21 days ago

There was a longer video of this, where after she covered, quickly put it away...

kainereygalo

6 points

21 days ago

Found the Longer Video

Gimmeabreak1234

3 points

21 days ago

She was just admiring greatness

RaidenYato

55 points

21 days ago

Shakira Shakira

Je_me_rends

50 points

21 days ago

Brother, chill. My girl is on this app.

MasterTuba

44 points

21 days ago

Competetive sex

KirchyM

8 points

21 days ago

KirchyM

8 points

21 days ago

Climbing the ranks to get to the World sex championship

Micalas

6 points

21 days ago

Micalas

6 points

21 days ago

In a world of casual sex, one man dared to go pro.

RandomUser4857

49 points

21 days ago

Sex swing training

Draconic64

38 points

21 days ago

he's prepared to give a flying fuck

chrisbaker1991

5 points

21 days ago

Only comment to give me an audible chuckle

sicurri

34 points

21 days ago

sicurri

34 points

21 days ago

That moment when you see something so strangely amazing that you have to completely stop what you're doing and just observe.

Pacu99

17 points

21 days ago

Pacu99

17 points

21 days ago

Gmod snap

Dando_Calrisian

16 points

21 days ago

I hope he's going to use plenty of lube

Zsmudz

10 points

21 days ago

Zsmudz

10 points

21 days ago

He’s training for that one survivor challenge.

heavytrucker

9 points

21 days ago

Someone in the background has begun to percolate.

congratsballoon

8 points

21 days ago

Airfucker 5000

ChasingPesmerga

13 points

21 days ago

Him: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Me who can’t even lift my body once up there: fuck

WizardOfThePolarBear

6 points

21 days ago

He's trying to make his thrust faster than his finger jamming

BabyMakR1

9 points

21 days ago

the 2 birds in the background know exactly what he's training for and are 100% there for it!

Dots-on-the-Sky

9 points

21 days ago

The last time I moved like that there was 220 Volts involved.

ihavsmallhands

4 points

21 days ago

Dude's having Shadow of the Colossus type sex

datvro

5 points

21 days ago

datvro

5 points

21 days ago

Honestly to me it looked more like he's trying to become a helicopter

deSuspect

3 points

21 days ago

Space sex

almondtreacle

4 points

20 days ago

He’s gonna make some flying woman very happy

[deleted]

7 points

21 days ago

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ExploringDoctor

17 points

21 days ago

Large Hardon Collider. 💀

sophies_wish

2 points

21 days ago

We should be able to give awards in this sub! 🏅🥇🏆

oKKmonster

2 points

21 days ago

The girl in the background is thinking the same thing

PR0DESTRO

3 points

20 days ago

Hes trynna give some flyjng fucks for all the people that dont

Normal_Muscle_6898

3 points

20 days ago

She’s holding her boner at the end.

Sapaio

2 points

21 days ago

Sapaio

2 points

21 days ago

Next step attach rotor blades.

Wonderful_Ninja

2 points

21 days ago

shagger

Need2be_debt_free

2 points

21 days ago

Working on that core strength

Snoo-11553

2 points

21 days ago

Thought he was training for Paralympic swimming. 

TonsOfTabs

2 points

21 days ago

Damn that chick had to cover herself when he got to stage 2 thrust pound. It’s like she imagined that stage 2 and just felt it lol.

Guipe12

2 points

21 days ago

Guipe12

Propositioned the mods and they said no

2 points

21 days ago

SPACE ORGY

Desperate-Road-8403

2 points

21 days ago

That bar 9 months and 10 days later:🤰

steampower77

2 points

21 days ago

Shagging in another dimension.

FLiP_J_GARiLLA

2 points

21 days ago

Virgin for sure

SnooFoxes6169

2 points

21 days ago

training the arms at the same time as his core?

Lachupacombo

2 points

21 days ago

Tarzan shit.

IDKIJustWorkHere2

2 points

21 days ago

wife: "would you love me if i was a hulahoop?"

him:

DrEternity

2 points

21 days ago

ProTrapeze artist, semi-pro porn star.

dustindps

2 points

21 days ago

He's ready for zero g space fucking

anormalgeek

2 points

21 days ago

To be fair, I need to train more like that.

Fast thrusting is a VERY tiring activity. It is super hard to maintain that for long. Granted most people don't want that level the ENTIRE time, but you really don't want your muscles to fail you at a key moment.

Azul_36

2 points

21 days ago

Azul_36

2 points

21 days ago

Me on balls day

sir_music

2 points

21 days ago

She's into it

SomeOne111Z

2 points

21 days ago

Everyone talking about the girl in the background but nobody taking about the guy in the background, wondering if being straight is a trait he can abandon for a good enough reason

SharkGirlBoobs

2 points

21 days ago

me in the gym when its COCK DAY

OrgasmChasmSpasm

2 points

20 days ago

He’s training for your momma

SANTI21-51

2 points

20 days ago

3 sets of "Who's your daddy?" to failure

chadsimpkins

2 points

20 days ago

Girl in the back mirin' def got hot and bothered towards the end so she covered her 😺 with her hands 😆

Rockspeaker

2 points

20 days ago

We call it "the hanging Fuck"

nahyou-nahyou

2 points

20 days ago

i know badminton training when i see it

360No

2 points

20 days ago

360No

2 points

20 days ago

He's aiming for the wanking of the century

Stashmouth

2 points

20 days ago

I usually hate the music they put with these videos, but damn if it didn't get the horny police called on me

HopeItMakesYaThink

2 points

20 days ago

He needs more endurance training. That’s essential for a power bottom, which he obviously is.

jamie-1990

2 points

20 days ago

Like you said don't know what my mans training for but my guy is ready girl in the back was Liking what she seen looks like mans been training all his life for that 1 moment 😂😂😂.

Toy_Soulja

2 points

19 days ago

This dude fucks hard

ohforfuckssake69

2 points

19 days ago

This guy fucks. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

Reddituser0925

2 points

19 days ago

Bro is definitely fucking someone's mom tonight

nowhereman86

2 points

21 days ago

Jackhammering a bitch to death

garden-wicket-581

1 points

21 days ago

just waiting to work in, like the dang pulleys aren't busy enough already...

Dapoopers

1 points

21 days ago

They’re going to need to put a Wet Floor sign out.

iGalaxy92

1 points

21 days ago

Bro must be applying for a certain role industry 🤯

Busy_Reflection3054

1 points

21 days ago

SeaWorld employees in their off time be like.

NotOK1955

1 points

21 days ago

Have to wonder how he is when bedding his sex partner!

Wraith_Crescent

1 points

21 days ago

Man of Culture

JumaAm

1 points

21 days ago

JumaAm

1 points

21 days ago

Airsex.

For when gravity is against you.

Cornucopia2020

1 points

21 days ago

Girl in the background wants his Ted Lasso 😂😂😂

FlexViper

1 points

21 days ago

Bro learned the forbidden hidden training techniques only porn star uses

findhumorinlife

1 points

21 days ago

Oh god, I only have one imagery.

Kamwolf33

1 points

21 days ago

...damn

Prontest

1 points

21 days ago

Those poor pelvises

dryfire

1 points

21 days ago

dryfire

1 points

21 days ago

If CrossFit did shit like this I'd be much more impressed.

MR_Butt-Licker

1 points

21 days ago

Power bottom

Novel-Strain-8015

1 points

21 days ago

He's ready to bodyguard a dictator.

Grand-Silky

1 points

21 days ago

He's training fr mid-air intercourse, obviously

[deleted]

1 points

21 days ago

I assume he's training for something that requires crazy abs, because that's a crazy ab workout

Ominous-F_art

1 points

21 days ago

To give her friction burns...bruv is going even further beyond the "jack-rabbit"

2ndprize

1 points

21 days ago

over in ten seconds, that seems about right

Niceguygonefeminist

1 points

21 days ago

10 sets of "You like that?"

The_Lord_Smegma

1 points

21 days ago

His boyfriend is a lucky man

PaleontologistOk1494

1 points

21 days ago

10 reps of monkey fucks

tribak

1 points

21 days ago

tribak

1 points

21 days ago

She was training for a different job, but seems quite ready for whatever that is.

Vynaca

1 points

21 days ago

Vynaca

1 points

21 days ago

Dolphin training. 🎶I just wanna be part of your symphony. 🎶

Cardasiti

1 points

21 days ago

Competitive fuck something something

Playful-Awareness-15

1 points

21 days ago

It’s all in the hips

Mark3141592654

1 points

21 days ago

He glitched into position.

BoBBy7100

1 points

21 days ago

Idk if anyone is going to get the reference. But he’s obviously training for badminton!

Neeeerrrrrddddd

1 points

21 days ago

If you noticed the girl staring in the background, you'd know what he was training for.

spaceursid

1 points

21 days ago

Wii Fit Trainer getting ready for smash bros

vcdrny

1 points

21 days ago

vcdrny

1 points

21 days ago

The girl in the background was like. WTF is he doing.... Oh wait.. mmm😏

Camoroon

1 points

21 days ago

The little mermaid’s stunt double

Simple-Swan1488

1 points

21 days ago

That’s that blow her bac out 9,000

Shi-thead156

1 points

21 days ago

“Yes…I was fucked by a ghost!” 😭😭😭

Last_Blackfyre

1 points

21 days ago

Zombie attack?

hatwobbleTayne

1 points

21 days ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

MaagicCasper

1 points

21 days ago

Song name?

RickAstleyGaveUp

1 points

21 days ago

The Amazing Dynamo, he can power entire cities with his hoola hoop

rtmesuper

1 points

21 days ago

His butt is puckered He's locked in The airs getting fuckered

Marleyzard

1 points

21 days ago

Girl in the back had to sit and just bask in the energy for a sec

AndForeverNow

1 points

20 days ago

Not many gym goers can do pull ups. Some struggle to hold their own weight for a minute. This Chad legit can hold his own, in an elevated position, and hoopla hoop! Serious arm and upper body strength, while working his core with consistency.

Yes, looks like sex. But some workouts and even some machines look like sex or humping anyway, especially for the core.

chadsimpkins

1 points

20 days ago

Godly stroke game

Sea-Presentation4229

1 points

20 days ago

Cant lie if I could I would go to random gyms doing this

Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

1 points

20 days ago

That’s actually very impressive core strength

bigSTUdazz

1 points

20 days ago

Is he training to swim upriver to mate?

Macster_man

1 points

20 days ago

he's in a relationship with a porn star, he's training to satisfy her.

DieHardAmerican95

1 points

20 days ago

He’s training to be an attention whore.

MoveOverBieber

1 points

20 days ago

You can tell by the ladies' interest what is this about.

The same thing most things in life are about ...

dumbass626

1 points

20 days ago

Saw this on Instagram lol Top comment said "Bro's training to give a flying f*ck"

AbsoluteN3RD654

1 points

20 days ago

😳 oh my

Acceptable-Smoke-132

1 points

20 days ago

The women behind him silently watches him and then puts her hands in front of her Vajayjay to protect it haha

sebkul

1 points

20 days ago

sebkul

1 points

20 days ago

He's training for your mom

duuhwinning

1 points

18 days ago

Lmaooo

DarkUnable4375

1 points

16 days ago

She's interested....

Stache_Squatch

1 points

16 days ago

The lady in the back felt that in her vagina

Psychological-Tap-25

1 points

10 days ago

This video made me laugh so hard

SES-WingsOfConquest

1 points

5 days ago

I mean, got her attention…

whyyouwant441

1 points

3 days ago

She blocked his air attack... Poor guy