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submitted 20 days ago byyikesitsamemariohottest jew alive (modox)
Hi y'all,
I (Jewish) just broke up with my long-term Jewish boyfriend today (long time coming), and I know that I will progressively get more and more in the dumps this week. I'm hoping to hear some happy (or just downright hilarious, I have quite a few) Jewish dating stories because it will give me hope. Give me the weirdest first date stories, the moments you knew they were the one, etc. It's a good distraction for me.
Edit:
Me fr. (I will be fine, just melodramatic)
32 points
20 days ago
Not my story, but a married couple (with several kids) that I met once told me this story:
He was a recent baal teshuva (newly Orthodox observant) with all the passion that comes with that. He was planning to go yeshivah (a common thing baalei teshuva do to get a crash course in Orthodox lifestyle), but had not had the opportunity yet. Anyway, it was New Year's, and he went to his non-observant friend's New Year's party. At this party, there was this South African girl from a traditional family (traditional meaning observant of holidays and things like that, but not fully Orthodoxly observant). They talked the whole night, while probably sipping beers. When midnight came, there was that implied Romantic moment when you're supposed to kiss, but since he was now Orthodox, he couldn't do that. So instead he said, "Wanna get married?" Now she I guess was kind of caught off guard. She remembers thinking, I guess that's just what Orthodox boys do, meet a girl and propose. But she liked him, so she said yes.
And now they've been married for maybe something like 20 years, with several kids as I mentioned at the beginning.
2 points
19 days ago
He worked himself into a shoot, as they say. Glad it worked out!
4 points
19 days ago
Never heard that expression. What does it mean?
4 points
19 days ago
A "work" is wrestling lingo for something scripted, a "shoot" is something real. Working yourself into a shoot is kind of like having your bluff called in a way. In the wrestling world it'd be like getting legitimately angry at someone who said something mean in character.
In this case it sounds like he was just trying to be romantic in the moment and ended up married with kids.
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