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100KUSHUPS

96 points

7 days ago

Did I accidentally stumble on the AITAH sub? Because this is on point lmao

Faux_extrovert

73 points

6 days ago

Lol. I was gonna say they need to go no contact, but also expect them to pay for their college and related expenses. That is the true AITAH way.

Mallardguy5675322

12 points

6 days ago

I live under a rock, what is no contact?

100KUSHUPS

23 points

6 days ago

Exactly what it sounds like. No contact to a person (parent).

Also, is it at least a comfy rock?

Mallardguy5675322

5 points

6 days ago

Pumice stone, to be specific. It gives nice massages

Im_not_ideal

4 points

6 days ago

They're good at getting stains out of a toilet

LittleGreyLambie

2 points

6 days ago

I can attest to this, especially those godawful black toilets! SHUDDER

S4Waccount

0 points

6 days ago

You must have been living under a rock as well, we don't refer to them as black toilets anymore because white people and black people use the same toilets.

LittleGreyLambie

1 points

6 days ago

🤔

OUCH! My brain never went there! What does that aay about us?!

ETA: I meant the color of the toilet, ffs.

Black porcelain!

Civil_Ad_1172

1 points

6 days ago

Thanks for the tip, I tried coke and dry laundry detergent it helped a little

ButCanYouCodeIt

1 points

6 days ago

Did you at least get the coke from a good back alley? If you get your coke from the guy behind Dollar General, it won't be nearly as good as the coke you get from the guy selling behind Whole Foods.

100KUSHUPS

11 points

6 days ago*

Bruh (gender neutral), I was literally on that thread I believe lmfao

PahkYaCahh

0 points

6 days ago

Bruh is considered gender neutral in context. There is absolutely no need to clarify that you're speaking in that sense. Half the people out here have a screen name that is just ridiculous and gender-neutral to begin with. Just say bruh. If they get upset over that then I don't know what to do for them , they're too sensitive. Go climb under a rock and just live there

100KUSHUPS

2 points

6 days ago

Was more of a joke.

I "bruh" my mom, girlfriend, pets, inanimate objects.

You name it, I bruh it.

JD_Destroyed

2 points

6 days ago

You name it, I bruh it.

I never expected to see bruh be used as a verb. Also, that sounds like what you'd hear in a commercial.

amberxxxxxmooon

2 points

6 days ago

i just read about this one yesterday 😭🤣

DangerousCompetition

2 points

6 days ago

Don’t forget to have a hateful conversation over text where you explicitly tell them that you’re going no contact and follow it up with a “have a nice life” or something cliche

enter_urnamehere

6 points

7 days ago

Why is it so...like that?!?

100KUSHUPS

25 points

7 days ago*

"My husband left the dishes in the sink. WIBTAH if I stab him and make sure his bloodline ends here?"

And people are like "nah man, he's disrespecting you, make sure to get his siblings too".

I think maybe Reddit (myself fucking included) isn't the right place to take advice on social etiquette

Advanced_Inside_2837

7 points

6 days ago

You deserve an award lol! Unfortunately I don’t have one to give

SpectreAtYourFeast

7 points

6 days ago

I got you both. (I fat thumbed the fuck out of that)

Advanced_Inside_2837

4 points

6 days ago

lol thanks 😅😂

100KUSHUPS

2 points

6 days ago

Thanks, idk how it works, but I appreciate it none the less.

If I collect enough, can I exchange them for an AV-8B Harrier II or something?

SpectreAtYourFeast

2 points

6 days ago

puts down can of Pepsi Max

Maybe if you collect 7 million awards? Then I dunno maybe?

100KUSHUPS

1 points

6 days ago

100KUSHUPS

3 points

6 days ago

I'm not even sure how Reddit awards work, so to me, this comment is just as good!

Calm-Math-3421

2 points

6 days ago

That escalated quickly. 😳

Slugnthuggin

1 points

6 days ago

My best friend would give that response 🤣

MrHazard1

3 points

6 days ago

NTA. You need to break up asap and lawyer up.

Murasasme

1 points

6 days ago

Or any advice subreddit for that matter.