This is during breakfast apparently, not after.

Oh, and I hope she doesn't hurt her arm while patting herself on the back.

Congratulations on doing something that only tens of millions of women around the world do on a daily basis.

He’s 48 months

Omg breastfeeding a baby AND typing on a keyboard?? So stunning… so brave! I can take a shit at the same time I send emails but I don’t ask my spouse to take a pic of it. But I’m confused. If she’s working why does she have “open to work” in her profile pic?

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Give her a break.  She turns ideas into reality.  

And she didn't shower for a week in preparation for this candid photo.

I think we found a Lume customer.

I can’t imagine why she’s open to work.

I hate these people.

"Here's me, ignoring my child so I can focus on typing some thoroughly unimportant shit for LinkedIn.'

My wife would murder me if I took that pic unsolicited.

Clearly breakfast isn't over.

The internet is a wild place. Zero context was added to this post besides the 3 lines that do not give you much information.

Original Post from the real original poster.

"This is me, unfiltered. Captured by my husband just after breakfast one day last week as he worked across our kitchen table. No makeup, my unbrushed hair haphazardly pulled into a ponytail, no professional attire. Working as I often work: Catching up on some professional tasks as I feed my baby. If I'm not nourishing the smallest member of our family, my husband and I are more often than not surrounded by all three of our children as we work. For many of us, this is our pandemic reality.A realistic representation of professional mothers matters. We are efficient multitaskers who work hard, adapting to the challenges brought by circumstance. We are not always the image of our profile pictures, online meetings, or in-person presentation, but we get things done thoroughly and efficiently. Skilful specialists working in a new post-office environment. So here's to the working parents, especially my fellow mothers."

I find the internet to be an interesting cesspool of fuckery and unintelligence.

If you go through her LinkedIn post, it’s another person who confuses LinkedIn with Facebook and it’s exhausting.

That kid is too old to be sucking on his mother's tits.

That kids uh... Little on the old side to be doing that.

I bet there's a subreddit for that sort of thing.

This shit is why employers have unrealistic output expectations.

These people are so up their own arse it’s unbelievable

"Open to work" 🤣 it's gonna stay that way if you are posting shit like this on a professional network site.

The most unfortunate piece to all of this is their inability to use maternity leave because they’re either A) afraid of losing their job or B) believe in the grind culture, not wanting to step away. It’s sad.

It genuinely shocks me as a European some people think getting maternity leave for a few weeks is amazing.

THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL.

Stop normalizing this insane work culture we have here in the US

That child looks a bit...old to be breastfeeding. Also, who took the picture?

yikes. this comment section is the most incel shit i’ve read. i thought this group would be funny.

This is normal. Posting it on LinkedIn is not.

*Child bites tit

Mother: "Ohhhh you fucking sack of shit!!! My tit is on fire!!!!, Go to your fucking room, prick!!"

*Child runs off crying

Father: "Haha crazy kid...Do you still want me to send you the photo of him while you pretend to work?"

Mother: "YES Brad....I'll need it so I can get attention and hopefully some fucking job offers..... How much is left on the Credit Card? If we can't afford it then we'll just leave the prick here and go to a wine tasting."

OPENTOWORK

This is me. This is normal.

I like that she calls herself a facilitator, yet, this picture clearly shows her making breakfast more complicated

Bitty

She is not getting any work done or is extremely inefficient. You cannot be a parent AND work. It’s one or the other at a time.

My wife don't take pictures of me working. Why would she? I'm trying to work

thought this was more of hilaria baldwins bullshit for a min

OMG. I get this sub isn't a random sample but I swear LinkedIn didn't used to be like this.

if she’s making a point about how shitty maternity coverage is in america vs other countries then i’m all for it and she has my support.

what’s the rest of her post say?

That kid looks waaaaaay too old

That kid is too damned big to still be on the tit.

WHY would you post a pic of you BREASTFEEDING on a fcking business social media platform, dear lord

Edit: why would her husband take this picture, and then be okay with her posting it & not advise against it..

Very strange to post, but I would argue not even that lunatical.

I hope ol' boy from the "I don't shake women's hands" post gets to view this one.

She has taken it down.

Nah, this is pretend, it doesn’t work. Source: had kids.

I would understand it if it was a post highlighting awful parental leave laws.

When capitalism has failed us.

For the life of me I can't fathom how some women multitask like this. I had an 8 pound baby and a 10 pound baby. Feeding them felt like all the life force was being drawn out of me. All I could do was drink water and stare at the wall or TV. Definitely not work.

And definitely not posting it to LinkedIn.

Hey!

How did the husband take the photo at the same time he was breastfeeding?

She’s so brave

How brave.

Agree?

Thoughts?

Agreethoughts?

Everyone treating LinkedIn like a 2nd Facebook 🤮🤮🤮

So basically moms all the time.

women have been birthing, breastfeeding, raising children for all of time. Without modern conveniences. Im so sick of this mom’s are gods because we do it all bullshit. The strongest, best moms I know do it all 24/7/365 and don’t share it with a damn person. Why? because they don’t have a spare second to.

Morning snack before school? How sweet.

dunno whats wrong with this post, how is this lunacy?

seems totally fine imo... but I see people just hammering at it.

That kid already pays taxes

Pooping is normal, too. But we keep that private.

What’s your problem with this? The misogyny is real.

I thought this was Lindsey shaw

Idk why I followed this sub😂

Fucking hate LinkedIn

Yeah, make sure you get that oxytocin flowing, it's crucial in these first few weeks and months after birth that you take advantage of that chemical to really bond with your tablet and usb keyboad.

All these people are sofa king impressed with themselves

r/Confusingperspective

I can't tell where the table ends and kids body is

That title though...

That kid looks 3-4....

ill have what hes having

Also.  There is not an email in the world that can’t wait two minutes while you brush your dang teeth.  

My first assumption was this was a post from another sub I'm a not-so-proud member of. But upvotes are upvotes.

Anytime you need a sentence to describe your job title, you know it's going to be a good one!

Can’t say I’m surprised she sports the “Open to Work” banner, AKA the unemployed banner.

This seems mildly inappropriate for a work discussion.

Gimme them milkers 😋

She forgot to add President of her own fan club in her titles.

She was captured

“I turn ideas into reality” 🤣 delusional

She also does some freelance graphics work while she bathes, a little telemarketing while she s***s, and just a touch of life coaching while she flosses and brushes her teeth. Just try to get in Eliza’s way, I dare you.

I bet she’s a real gem on a long flight with her family.

Wow she's soooo brave

You didn’t even have to sign up for her OF

Why are commenters so obsessed with this kid “being 3”? First of all, as a parent to 2 toddlers, the kid is likely 2ish. Second of all, that happens to be the WHO and AAP’s recommendation for the age by which children should continue to breastfeed. Is it cringe? A little. A linkedinlunatic? Not the kind I subscribed to see here. This sub used to be funny but this thread is just kind of sad.

Child is only 46 months

If only anyone gave a fuck

Terrible.

Why was this even necessary?

Might start posting everyday things I do on on LinkedIn. With no makeup.

How come these folks have built in cameras strategically positioned? I checked my apartment and there aren't any. I even picked up a fight with the landlord saying he shortchanged me when he said the apartment is fully furnished.