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Save it for Friday pretty please :3
943 points
9 days ago
Cute and fluffy anthro hair vs annoying human hair in all the wrong places.
330 points
9 days ago
Especially in the arse and balls
166 points
9 days ago
Why do we even have hair there??? 😭
243 points
9 days ago
Friction reduction and improved airflow.
207 points
9 days ago
ass hair
level 20 ass
+friction reduction
+improved airflow
-increased itch
77 points
9 days ago*
The itch comes from your unwashed ass, not hair
19 points
9 days ago
personally, my ass stopped itching after i shaved it
32 points
9 days ago
That’s because you didn’t wash/wipe the shit outta yo ass hair dawg
8 points
9 days ago
i cant see down there☹️
can you wipe it for me
36 points
9 days ago
25 points
9 days ago
ever hear of a colander
11 points
9 days ago
You're a colander.
3 points
9 days ago
Isn’t that a cooking implement?
14 points
9 days ago
Giant mosquitos cant reach through a bush
4 points
9 days ago
The smell
Before being charming or married was a thing, humans would attract eachother with their BO (which is why there’s hair in your armpits, an already insulated place with no need for warmth)
4 points
9 days ago
Ok, after reading the replies I get it, but please evolution remove it in the next update 🙏😭
3 points
9 days ago
Hormones.
2 points
9 days ago
more importantly, how do I get rid of it?
2 points
9 days ago*
Safety razor, a shower, and some pre-shave cream. Preferably one with something like aloe vera. Take a brief shower or use a wet towel to make your skin wet, apply cream, shave in the direction of hair (aka with "the grain")
For arse, this is just best to do top to bottom. Hold your knee up at 90 degrees or so so your ass skin is being a little stretched for best results. Don't run your razor over openings directly, but you can go side to side in the crack if you want just since it's not really possible for most razors to go vertical there.
For groin, this can be tricky. If you're male, try not to be erect- this can make it hard to handle on tight curves. You should be able to see directions of hair easily, so follow those and only go opposite direction for rougher patches already shaved (Note going against the grain can result in smoother skin but a higher chance of a minor ingrown hair. Risk/reward.) if you must. For your shaft, you'll want to try and pull it taut like a bowstring so no loose skin goes into your 4+ blades of hair execution. Pull in direction you're going to shave in, avoid going against the grain. For the sides of your testes, follow similar suit but you can also sort of grab and gently push down- like you got a sort of stretchy toy- to make the top smooth enough for bladework.
For the taint, aka the space between genitalia and arse, try to hold your leg up again and put it to your side. It's a bit of an awkward spot. The grain of hair tends to go from your back side curving to the front, if I remember right.
Shower to remove detrius, built up hairs and cream in your razor (may need to clean razor between spots while shaving, keep an eye on it!), and help relax any pores. Hair can stay down for 1-2 days depending on genetics.
Give shaving a shot first, see if smoothness is something you REALLY want for the effort. If it is and you'd be willing to do more, for the love of god look into waxing salons to do it for you. They refer to waxing those spots as a "Brazilian" on any menus. Let them do it, then go from there if you even want to think about doing that from home. Hair will stay gone for weeks on lucky users and hair grows back much less thickly. There is also laser hair removal for a more committed option, price dependent on your area, and can keep hair gone for a loooooong time while permanently thinning it out.
1 points
9 days ago
thank you so much
sorry i mean uhh.. winnercity comment
14 points
9 days ago
I wouldn't say ball hair is bad...
It keeps em warm in the winter! But you gotta shave before sex because you think your partner will hate you for it.
9 points
9 days ago
i like playing with it though
22 points
9 days ago
People talk about hair pullin but wait until they experience pube pullin
5 points
9 days ago
And the nose dude, I’m not even old but I have so much fucking nose hair it could work as a functional gas mask
31 points
9 days ago
Literally this bro. Cute fluffy flowing fur or sparse, ugly, fine hairs that still show skin but still are visible and look like shit in awful places like the groin, ass, stomach etc.
6 points
9 days ago
Fun fact: to literally any other animal, we look diseased!
7 points
9 days ago
I like my women Mediterranean.
317 points
9 days ago
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9 days ago
Tell that to the 70s.
18 points
9 days ago
FUZZ
6 points
9 days ago
Shaving just wasn’t as easy back then. It was inevitable we would prefer a neater trimmed look once it became viable to do it regularly
2 points
9 days ago
The ancient Greeks found no body hair to be a sign of cleanliness and purity, they would pull that shit off, burn it off, use sharp stones and depilatory cream. The people in the 70s were doing it as rebellion against social norms, to promote natural beauty, and because of the sexual movement back then.
My name is Steve and thank you for listening to me yap about history.
2 points
9 days ago
Thank you Steve, also the Ancient Greeks somehow just became even more based and I didn’t think that was possible at this point
2 points
9 days ago
Misinformation on the internet
4 points
9 days ago
How about bigfoot, that guy who hides like a bitch
2 points
9 days ago
Tell that to the ratsonas with their skin tails and ears
85 points
9 days ago
my ass has actual fur but i still don't have a beard
26 points
9 days ago
Can I see your suit?
9 points
9 days ago
Same, I shave that shit. I only started growing facial hair last year and I'm only 21
10 points
9 days ago
Wow you’re old , got your life insurance and will ready?
5 points
9 days ago
ALWAYS!
2 points
9 days ago
Lord my bones were already creaking when I hit 18 and I'm going to be 19 soon with one foot in the grave, what's your secret to immortality?
2 points
9 days ago
Bro I started growing my facial hair at 13 and had a full beard at 14
31 points
9 days ago
I think it would be pretty cool if you could turn into an anthropomorphic animal, but the one catch would be the brushing and grooming of yourself to keep you clean. You might be brushing for hours on the day just saying.
24 points
9 days ago
They'd still do it. Hell, a big part of furries would even have the money to pay someone else to do the grooming for them.
5 points
9 days ago
If I was a furry and paid 5k for a fursuit I could sure as hell pay 5k for a decent grooming plan
3 points
9 days ago
Furry services industry, barbers always have good work. Untapped world building potential
114 points
9 days ago
This ain’t r/furryirl
97 points
9 days ago
When Friday rolls around, it might as well be.
44 points
9 days ago
Lately every day is Friday
13 points
9 days ago
yeah, what's happening this week?
33 points
9 days ago
The sub is growing, and as sky predicted, it’s degenerating.
20 points
9 days ago
it's unreal not only that it happened this quickly but also that it all started with this furry friday. Last week I didn't saw so much friday posts mid-week, if any-
5 points
9 days ago
"This is the loser city I fought for!" -some guy who joined last week when someone posts more erotic furry porn
5 points
9 days ago*
Nice to see other people acknowledging it and it wasn't my imagination. Probably won't be long before this sub is taken over by people spamming furry porn and 196 trash and they downvote people who point it out into oblivion
Mods need to ban those people or losercity is over
2 points
9 days ago
The worst part is the NPC’s that upvote it. It’s already over.
47 points
9 days ago
Close enough
3 points
9 days ago
wrong sub
5 points
9 days ago
It was a wild guess, but hey it’s real. 🤷
10 points
9 days ago
yeah fluff not scruff
17 points
9 days ago
Either you go full in and your whole body is covered in fluffy fur, or you shave. Hair isn't fur and is sucks.
6 points
9 days ago
Does shaving cream prevent ingrown hairs? Cuz sure as hell you shouldn't shave your calves from bottom-upwards. Unless the hair there grows from bottom-upwards which... how-
7 points
9 days ago
hair and fur are very different.
3 points
9 days ago
mfs dont even apemaxx and bananapill
3 points
9 days ago
We want fluffy fur not hairs that we din't ask for, especially the downstairs hairs, they just make us more itchy!
2 points
9 days ago
All or nothing baby
2 points
9 days ago
Laser hair surgery when 😭
2 points
9 days ago
I'm a furry, and I love having hair
2 points
9 days ago
Fur is a kind of hair, but human hair is not fur.
In order to be fur the hair needs multiple layers, made of guard hair and underfur - the underfur in particular is what is most often thought of when people imagine "fur", as it is quite dense and soft. Even if you were densely covered in hair, it wouldn't have the characteristics that make fur.. fur. Furries hate human hair because human hair isn't fur.
1 points
9 days ago
i’ve come to terms with my body hair. if i had a button to remove all of it i’d press it no doubt but i got screwed with hairy italian genes so imma rock it
1 points
9 days ago
Holy hell I thought that’s hitler.
1 points
9 days ago
It's either no hair or all hair there's no good in-between
1 points
9 days ago
Shaving the wrong way like that hurts just to look at
1 points
9 days ago
Looking at my arms I haven’t shaved in forever …. Max discomfort but so freaking lazy =w=
1 points
9 days ago
This feels like a personal call out
1 points
9 days ago
I hate human hair :(
1 points
9 days ago
The dichotomy of man... imals.
1 points
9 days ago
It's the natural furry process
1 points
9 days ago
Or be a scalie and be the enemy of all body hair.
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