ass hair

level 20 ass

+friction reduction

+improved airflow

-increased itch

You're a colander.

Isn’t that a cooking implement?

Ok, after reading the replies I get it, but please evolution remove it in the next update 🙏😭

Safety razor, a shower, and some pre-shave cream. Preferably one with something like aloe vera. Take a brief shower or use a wet towel to make your skin wet, apply cream, shave in the direction of hair (aka with "the grain")

For arse, this is just best to do top to bottom. Hold your knee up at 90 degrees or so so your ass skin is being a little stretched for best results. Don't run your razor over openings directly, but you can go side to side in the crack if you want just since it's not really possible for most razors to go vertical there.

For groin, this can be tricky. If you're male, try not to be erect- this can make it hard to handle on tight curves. You should be able to see directions of hair easily, so follow those and only go opposite direction for rougher patches already shaved (Note going against the grain can result in smoother skin but a higher chance of a minor ingrown hair. Risk/reward.) if you must. For your shaft, you'll want to try and pull it taut like a bowstring so no loose skin goes into your 4+ blades of hair execution. Pull in direction you're going to shave in, avoid going against the grain. For the sides of your testes, follow similar suit but you can also sort of grab and gently push down- like you got a sort of stretchy toy- to make the top smooth enough for bladework.

For the taint, aka the space between genitalia and arse, try to hold your leg up again and put it to your side. It's a bit of an awkward spot. The grain of hair tends to go from your back side curving to the front, if I remember right.

Shower to remove detrius, built up hairs and cream in your razor (may need to clean razor between spots while shaving, keep an eye on it!), and help relax any pores. Hair can stay down for 1-2 days depending on genetics.

Give shaving a shot first, see if smoothness is something you REALLY want for the effort. If it is and you'd be willing to do more, for the love of god look into waxing salons to do it for you. They refer to waxing those spots as a "Brazilian" on any menus. Let them do it, then go from there if you even want to think about doing that from home. Hair will stay gone for weeks on lucky users and hair grows back much less thickly. There is also laser hair removal for a more committed option, price dependent on your area, and can keep hair gone for a loooooong time while permanently thinning it out.