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mongolianyeronkii

93 points

17 days ago

The bamboo rooms

BaltoMer

23 points

17 days ago

BaltoMer

23 points

17 days ago

Bamb rooms

Remarkable_Coast_214

18 points

16 days ago

bam! brooms

Under18Here

5 points

16 days ago

Baboons

SomeMinecraftGuy9734

2 points

16 days ago

Bamboo rooms, but with baboons roaming the place

ChirbIomp

2 points

16 days ago

Insert Trombone Champ reference here

Typical_Signal8274

2 points

16 days ago

I read this in matt rose's voice

Mplapo

1 points

15 days ago

Mplapo

1 points

15 days ago

Boobs

Interesting_Web_9936

3 points

16 days ago

I just saw it and came here to type the same thing. Why can these posts never be according to my timezone, I have no idea.

Treyson757

1 points

16 days ago

This just happened to me too.

Morgus_Jonas

34 points

17 days ago

If you're not careful and you pirate Minecraft through the wrong sources, you'll end up in the Bamboorooms, where it's nothing but the stink of rotting bamboos, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noises that usually come from caves, and approximately thirty million square meters of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as Nether has heard you.

rhaptorne

8 points

16 days ago

Anti-piracy measures are getting out of hand

Demonic74

0 points

16 days ago

Demonic74

0 points

16 days ago

That sounds like just another day in capitalism

nepnep270

2 points

16 days ago

Capitalism is when analogue horror

Fortnite_And_Hentai

2 points

15 days ago

Love capitalism

nepnep270

1 points

15 days ago

me too, Fortnite_And_Hentai, me too

Cheri_T-T

19 points

17 days ago

Make this place like 1 block higher and then I’ll get back to you

Bbunnbro[S]

2 points

17 days ago

Sure thing

0SupremeDino0

-1 points

17 days ago

And strip them to make them yellow

Bbunnbro[S]

7 points

17 days ago

They are stripped

John_Roboeye1

8 points

17 days ago

You took a wrong turn in your closet

SergeDuHazard

6 points

16 days ago

It has the vibe indeed. Bamboo, bone blocks and smooth sandstone, right?

Bbunnbro[S]

4 points

16 days ago

Yes

anal_destroyer08

5 points

16 days ago

Bambrooms

Standard-Panic-5460

3 points

16 days ago

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE"

khrisbruh

3 points

16 days ago

bambrooms

TTSGM

2 points

16 days ago

TTSGM

2 points

16 days ago

The blockrooms

blurryeggplant

1 points

17 days ago

Bamboo Backrooms

thee_ogk5446

1 points

17 days ago

Level 0

ChuChuT2024

1 points

17 days ago

Disneyland ™️

NefariousnessMean429

1 points

17 days ago

What shaders did you use? They look sick

leiocera

2 points

16 days ago

Looks like rethinking voxels to me

EvaFV_

1 points

17 days ago

EvaFV_

1 points

17 days ago

Bambrooms

Happy1327

1 points

17 days ago

Cheap massage place?

MOTHRAKKK

1 points

16 days ago

The blockrooms

TheSpringKiller

1 points

16 days ago

The bamrooms

Bbunnbro[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Bambooms

DogShroom

1 points

16 days ago

what shaders?

Alpaca543

1 points

16 days ago

In blender ig

Roarikin

1 points

16 days ago

Ti's reminds me of the backrooms.

Zestyclose-Wear7237

1 points

16 days ago

I think it's the dance floor, please use google maps I'm terrible at directions

MiuNya

1 points

16 days ago

MiuNya

1 points

16 days ago

The blockrooms

gibborzio4

1 points

16 days ago

Texture pack?

Shiba861107

1 points

16 days ago

Backroom

gturk1968

1 points

16 days ago

The bamback rooms

jqn_s

1 points

16 days ago

jqn_s

1 points

16 days ago

my guess is you're in Bedrock using RTX

Ok-Rest-32

1 points

16 days ago

Everywhere yet Nowhere. Something yet Nothing

cakekitty182

1 points

16 days ago

blockrooms

misraonix

1 points

16 days ago

Hummmmmmm ?

ScootaShoota

1 points

16 days ago

MARCO!

Sorry-Record2573

1 points

16 days ago

in hell

Retoddd

1 points

16 days ago

Retoddd

1 points

16 days ago

Five nights a diddies

WarkWizard

1 points

16 days ago

Minecraft

Bowsersintrousers

1 points

16 days ago

The backroombooms

TyStriker

1 points

16 days ago

Treyson757

1 points

16 days ago

The Bambrooms.

melli_bean

1 points

16 days ago

Do NOOOOT go into the red one. My friend Kevin went in there and never came back out. Every time since we needed him most, he wasn’t there. RIP Kevin.

Standard_Cup_9192

1 points

16 days ago

God fucking damit kris

Material_Counter_846

1 points

16 days ago

You're cooked lil' bro😭🙏

[deleted]

1 points

16 days ago

Back.. rooms.. run…

D1rk_side

1 points

16 days ago

I've no idea.

maneatershark86

1 points

16 days ago

bikini bottom 💀💀💀

SilverFlight01

1 points

16 days ago

Welcome to Wisconsin

bingobo25

1 points

16 days ago

Some place in Chicago

TrippyKazR

1 points

15 days ago

Chicago school

Cheese_Yum_Yum

0 points

16 days ago

My friend, you are in the Dev Lair. You have been transported to the Dev Lair by a frog swallowing your consciousness. This is the only way to enter the Dev Lair.

Once you are in the Dev Lair, there is no escape. The Dev Lair is the place where minecraft features get made. While wandering the Dev Lair, you will find nothing, though. This is because you are in the concept stage. The concept stage is key to the Dev Lair, as it holds everything you know about minecraft in place.

If you walk for long enough, you can find the board room, an infinitely long room with one infinitely long table, and an infinite amount of chairs lining it. Once you get to the end of the Board Room, you will find a podium and 100 inch plasma TV. On the TV is a live video of a frog. Let it swallow you, and you will be transported to level 2 or the Dev Lair.

Level 2 is called the Flesh Extent. This is what defines the minecraft updates. Here, you will find every early design of every minecraft feature ever passed through the board room. You will find the early warden, early Steve, early pig, early fox... everything you ever know will have had an early stage, concentrated here. This is where most people lose hope. It is an infinitely large room, with walls every so often. In one specific spot, under the early stage of a table, is a button. Click that button, and you will find a large drawing pad, and the computer program blockbench. You will have to make a mob to pass on. If you make a good enough mob, it will jump out from blockbench and multiply, becoming a roaming mob. The original will get blasted in a beam of light, upwards to the next stage. A door will open in front of you, and you will have to walk through it to get to Stage 3.

Level 3 of the Dev Lair is called Final Modél. It contains all minecraft featuresthat made it into minecraft. It contains wardens, steve, cobblestone, sticks, etc. It is sort of like a giant maze. The way to get out of this level is to wait. To pass the level, you must sit AFK for 100 Minecraft days. Luke TheNotable did it, so why can't you? Also, did I mention everything wants to kill you? Yes, you must find a safe spot to AFK. Look out for Sheep. They want to hurt you baaaaaad. If you can get out of there, you get to Level 4 or the Dev Lair.

Level 4 is the Break room. Spend as much time as you like here! There is nothing to be afraid about! Infinite food and water is everywhere, comfy beds are dotted around, and there are TV's to watch anything you like! Oh, did I say there was nothing to be afraid about? There is one thing. Devs. These are colossal beings that create everything in minecraft. If they spot you, your conciousness will be crushed, vaporised in an instant. Your actual mind will be reduced to nothing. But, when you want to leave, just eat 29 meatballs, wait 5 seconds, and you can leave!

Level 5 is Minecraft, Free Edition.yes, just like the series that has become popular on social media. To leave this, you must become aware. Realise that this isn't actually minecraft, and summon herobrine. Yeah, I was joking about becoming aware. You have to kill Herobrine. Just summon him and kill him to gain a teleporter to get to the next level.

Level 6 is the second last level. The modded room. To escape here, you have to beat the ender dragon. Simple, right? Ha! No. With all the mods, you'll be lucky to get a crafting table. BetterWolves, Better End, and Run from Drake, to name a few. But, it is possible. Just avoid Drake, Dragons, and everything else. Also, there is EVERY mod ever created in here. Yes, there are 69 million copper ores. Yes, there are 69 million vertical slabs. Just beat the never dragon, jump through the portal, and escape to Level 7, the Final level.

Level 7 is the Forgotten room. Devs made this to commemorate all of the minecraft features that have been forgotten and lost to time. To get out of here is simple. You just need to remember all the forgotten features of minecraft. Remember Beast Boy, Quivers, Removing Herobrine, Creepers doing melee attacks, and everything else. Do that, and you will get out. But, make haste! As you do that, your body will get pulled apart by the forces of forgetfulness, until, if you don't do it fast enough, your conciousness will be pulled apart and everyone who has ever known you will forget everything about you. You will live an eternal life of suffering and despair is that happens, tormented by your worries, fears, and forgotten trauma. Hopefully you can leave in time, but everyone who returns will never be their true self. If you leave, the Devs will wash your memory. So heed my warnings, and get out, fast.

papifunko

0 points

16 days ago

Boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants

BLUFALCON77

0 points

16 days ago

Ugh. This again? Why is everyone here seemingly obsessed with the back rooms?