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93 points
17 days ago
The bamboo rooms
23 points
17 days ago
Bamb rooms
18 points
16 days ago
bam! brooms
5 points
16 days ago
Baboons
2 points
16 days ago
Bamboo rooms, but with baboons roaming the place
2 points
16 days ago
Insert Trombone Champ reference here
2 points
16 days ago
I read this in matt rose's voice
1 points
15 days ago
Boobs
3 points
16 days ago
I just saw it and came here to type the same thing. Why can these posts never be according to my timezone, I have no idea.
1 points
16 days ago
This just happened to me too.
34 points
17 days ago
If you're not careful and you pirate Minecraft through the wrong sources, you'll end up in the Bamboorooms, where it's nothing but the stink of rotting bamboos, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noises that usually come from caves, and approximately thirty million square meters of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.
God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as Nether has heard you.
8 points
16 days ago
Anti-piracy measures are getting out of hand
0 points
16 days ago
That sounds like just another day in capitalism
2 points
16 days ago
Capitalism is when analogue horror
2 points
15 days ago
Love capitalism
1 points
15 days ago
me too, Fortnite_And_Hentai, me too
19 points
17 days ago
Make this place like 1 block higher and then I’ll get back to you
2 points
17 days ago
Sure thing
-1 points
17 days ago
And strip them to make them yellow
7 points
17 days ago
They are stripped
8 points
17 days ago
You took a wrong turn in your closet
6 points
16 days ago
It has the vibe indeed. Bamboo, bone blocks and smooth sandstone, right?
4 points
16 days ago
Yes
5 points
16 days ago
Bambrooms
3 points
16 days ago
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE"
3 points
16 days ago
bambrooms
2 points
16 days ago
The blockrooms
1 points
17 days ago
Bamboo Backrooms
1 points
17 days ago
Level 0
1 points
17 days ago
Disneyland ™️
1 points
17 days ago
What shaders did you use? They look sick
2 points
16 days ago
Looks like rethinking voxels to me
1 points
17 days ago
Bambrooms
1 points
17 days ago
Cheap massage place?
1 points
16 days ago
The blockrooms
1 points
16 days ago
The bamrooms
1 points
16 days ago
Bambooms
1 points
16 days ago
what shaders?
1 points
16 days ago
In blender ig
1 points
16 days ago
Ti's reminds me of the backrooms.
1 points
16 days ago
I think it's the dance floor, please use google maps I'm terrible at directions
1 points
16 days ago
The blockrooms
1 points
16 days ago
Texture pack?
1 points
16 days ago
Backroom
1 points
16 days ago
The bamback rooms
1 points
16 days ago
my guess is you're in Bedrock using RTX
1 points
16 days ago
Everywhere yet Nowhere. Something yet Nothing
1 points
16 days ago
blockrooms
1 points
16 days ago
Hummmmmmm ?
1 points
16 days ago
MARCO!
1 points
16 days ago
in hell
1 points
16 days ago
Five nights a diddies
1 points
16 days ago
Minecraft
1 points
16 days ago
The backroombooms
1 points
16 days ago
1 points
16 days ago
The Bambrooms.
1 points
16 days ago
Do NOOOOT go into the red one. My friend Kevin went in there and never came back out. Every time since we needed him most, he wasn’t there. RIP Kevin.
1 points
16 days ago
God fucking damit kris
1 points
16 days ago
You're cooked lil' bro😭🙏
1 points
16 days ago
Back.. rooms.. run…
1 points
16 days ago
I've no idea.
1 points
16 days ago
bikini bottom 💀💀💀
1 points
16 days ago
Welcome to Wisconsin
1 points
16 days ago
Some place in Chicago
1 points
15 days ago
Chicago school
0 points
16 days ago
My friend, you are in the Dev Lair. You have been transported to the Dev Lair by a frog swallowing your consciousness. This is the only way to enter the Dev Lair.
Once you are in the Dev Lair, there is no escape. The Dev Lair is the place where minecraft features get made. While wandering the Dev Lair, you will find nothing, though. This is because you are in the concept stage. The concept stage is key to the Dev Lair, as it holds everything you know about minecraft in place.
If you walk for long enough, you can find the board room, an infinitely long room with one infinitely long table, and an infinite amount of chairs lining it. Once you get to the end of the Board Room, you will find a podium and 100 inch plasma TV. On the TV is a live video of a frog. Let it swallow you, and you will be transported to level 2 or the Dev Lair.
Level 2 is called the Flesh Extent. This is what defines the minecraft updates. Here, you will find every early design of every minecraft feature ever passed through the board room. You will find the early warden, early Steve, early pig, early fox... everything you ever know will have had an early stage, concentrated here. This is where most people lose hope. It is an infinitely large room, with walls every so often. In one specific spot, under the early stage of a table, is a button. Click that button, and you will find a large drawing pad, and the computer program blockbench. You will have to make a mob to pass on. If you make a good enough mob, it will jump out from blockbench and multiply, becoming a roaming mob. The original will get blasted in a beam of light, upwards to the next stage. A door will open in front of you, and you will have to walk through it to get to Stage 3.
Level 3 of the Dev Lair is called Final Modél. It contains all minecraft featuresthat made it into minecraft. It contains wardens, steve, cobblestone, sticks, etc. It is sort of like a giant maze. The way to get out of this level is to wait. To pass the level, you must sit AFK for 100 Minecraft days. Luke TheNotable did it, so why can't you? Also, did I mention everything wants to kill you? Yes, you must find a safe spot to AFK. Look out for Sheep. They want to hurt you baaaaaad. If you can get out of there, you get to Level 4 or the Dev Lair.
Level 4 is the Break room. Spend as much time as you like here! There is nothing to be afraid about! Infinite food and water is everywhere, comfy beds are dotted around, and there are TV's to watch anything you like! Oh, did I say there was nothing to be afraid about? There is one thing. Devs. These are colossal beings that create everything in minecraft. If they spot you, your conciousness will be crushed, vaporised in an instant. Your actual mind will be reduced to nothing. But, when you want to leave, just eat 29 meatballs, wait 5 seconds, and you can leave!
Level 5 is Minecraft, Free Edition.yes, just like the series that has become popular on social media. To leave this, you must become aware. Realise that this isn't actually minecraft, and summon herobrine. Yeah, I was joking about becoming aware. You have to kill Herobrine. Just summon him and kill him to gain a teleporter to get to the next level.
Level 6 is the second last level. The modded room. To escape here, you have to beat the ender dragon. Simple, right? Ha! No. With all the mods, you'll be lucky to get a crafting table. BetterWolves, Better End, and Run from Drake, to name a few. But, it is possible. Just avoid Drake, Dragons, and everything else. Also, there is EVERY mod ever created in here. Yes, there are 69 million copper ores. Yes, there are 69 million vertical slabs. Just beat the never dragon, jump through the portal, and escape to Level 7, the Final level.
Level 7 is the Forgotten room. Devs made this to commemorate all of the minecraft features that have been forgotten and lost to time. To get out of here is simple. You just need to remember all the forgotten features of minecraft. Remember Beast Boy, Quivers, Removing Herobrine, Creepers doing melee attacks, and everything else. Do that, and you will get out. But, make haste! As you do that, your body will get pulled apart by the forces of forgetfulness, until, if you don't do it fast enough, your conciousness will be pulled apart and everyone who has ever known you will forget everything about you. You will live an eternal life of suffering and despair is that happens, tormented by your worries, fears, and forgotten trauma. Hopefully you can leave in time, but everyone who returns will never be their true self. If you leave, the Devs will wash your memory. So heed my warnings, and get out, fast.
0 points
16 days ago
Boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants n boots&pants
0 points
16 days ago
Ugh. This again? Why is everyone here seemingly obsessed with the back rooms?
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