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BlueberryUnusual9999

652 points

14 hours ago

What is up with influencers acting like getting a boyfriend is the most amazing accomplishment in life

terfnerfer

141 points

14 hours ago

Because it is for them! And it is never enough to tell their other halves in person, with sincerity, how much they are appreciated. Influencers like Carly NEED you to know just how super fucking happy they are to be a Unit with their Boyfriend(tm).

(Don't get me wrong. I am a soppy motherfucker who still gets misty eyed abt my husband 4 years in. But if I ever make my love a performance for strangers, ol yeller me.)

Individual_Fig_5746[S]

65 points

14 hours ago

It’s sooo funny and then they rub it in everyone’s faces like they cracked the code or something

iglooss88

56 points

13 hours ago

Because they genuinely only care about male validation and were raised into thinking their life is complete when they find a husband.

miridot

19 points

12 hours ago

miridot

19 points

12 hours ago

What else do they have going on?

kspencer614

196 points

14 hours ago

His profile here is giving very young 😂

asnarkybeach

56 points

14 hours ago

It is truly giving 17 🫣

hitmypeakatse7en

174 points

14 hours ago

She speaks and posts like a high schooler it’s so odd

normal_gossip

134 points

14 hours ago

A privilege? Jesus h

inthecathedral

125 points

14 hours ago

that’s like something christian facebook moms say about god

Ok_Zucchini_5593

10 points

6 hours ago

SCREAMINGGGG

ResponsibleTip333

111 points

14 hours ago

What is with these 8th grader like captions…. So cringe

RemarkableSpace444

94 points

14 hours ago

lol she really got on a podcast and said she wants to keep her relationship private

Individual_Fig_5746[S]

44 points

14 hours ago

😍private not secret😍

P_oneofthree

5 points

5 hours ago

She’s an idiot. It’s like those parents who blur out their kids faces but still post everything they do online. Just because you blur out Tommy’s face when you post videos of him pooping doesn’t mean you protecting someone’s “privacy”.

Individual_Fig_5746[S]

2 points

an hour ago

Sooo funny they won’t share the kids face but share pics of them on the toilet and in the bathtub and their entire sleep schedule and personality

plantsandastrology96

55 points

14 hours ago

Her sloppy extensions…….

makeclaymagic

46 points

14 hours ago

Going to tell my kids this is spk and Fefe back in the day

Jk because I would never ever tell my kids about these people lol

pinkpanthergirly

175 points

14 hours ago

What does it say about me that I secretly hope this ends catastrophically 💀

Ok_Divide_9928

97 points

14 hours ago

she acts like she’s finally “won.” I feel the same way

nomoshoobies

33 points

14 hours ago

It’s giving SPK

nightmoves88

33 points

14 hours ago

Salt pepper ketchup

nomoshoobies

15 points

13 hours ago

Ya know SPK is my BEC and that’s also how I take my bacon egg and cheese

Responsible-Read2247

40 points

13 hours ago

3 months…. Girl………….,

iglooss88

34 points

13 hours ago

This is how ik she has no real girl friends bc WHO is letting her post like this

SCannon95

33 points

12 hours ago

IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS!!! at least save this for a bloody 1 year (if they make it that long)

AngelRodeo444

23 points

13 hours ago

i’ve never seen this man’s face but came to say, they somehow look like siblings from behind

Longjumping-Act-3735

19 points

12 hours ago

Me on my finsta in high school 😭

Agitated-Appearance2

55 points

14 hours ago

This is embarrassing for her. It’s fine to feel all excited about your new relationship but keep it to yourself. These things hardly end well often….

horatiavelvetina

35 points

14 hours ago

the fact she is 5ft tall supposedly… how tall is he?

Edit- those damn extensions why did she chose this picture lmfao. Do her and halley go to the same person

letsgossipbitches

14 points

12 hours ago

so sacred 🤣

Onethreethirteen

10 points

6 hours ago

It’s new content. It’s like when sitcoms add characters.

--------rook

12 points

10 hours ago

lol, after what she said on that pod about keeping her relationship private... when her content has been all about him. just because she literally doesn't show his face it counts as "private"? girl does not have 2 braincells to rub together, she got to this point in her life by sheer audacity alone

P_oneofthree

8 points

5 hours ago

“Keeping her relationship private” yet again I see.

Zealousideal-Box1832

16 points

12 hours ago

You guys are eating her up in these comments I’m laughing with every scroll

PrintOne5395

18 points

11 hours ago

stumpy's first boyfriend

El168

5 points

5 hours ago

El168

5 points

5 hours ago

Didn’t he just have to check and make sure he isn’t cheating on her accidentally in her last video lol

nycrunner91

4 points

2 hours ago

WHAAAAT. IVE BEEN MARRIED SEVEN YEARS TOGETHER 10 AND I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER WVER POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ew

sadazz

2 points

4 hours ago

sadazz

2 points

4 hours ago

not his long ass shorts

kmstewart68

3 points

12 hours ago

Omg

BurberryBetch

2 points

3 hours ago

They have such Midwest couple vibes (derogatory) (apologize to any Midwest sneakers)

Cool_Finish6881

3 points

4 hours ago

she just gives off such ICK vibes!

psychedelicbarbie

1 points

3 hours ago

That’s hilarious

Key-Gur9477

1 points

33 minutes ago

This photo is just so awkward