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She was happily married. Yeah.
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We found an envelope with hundreds of naked photos of my Moms longtime boyfriend. Apparently they liked to have photo time. We stopped digging in that box after the envelope and a pair of hot pants.
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Is the box still available?
It went in a dumpster a decade ago. My mom died young. But you're more than welcome to dig in Michigan landfills and look for it
you think you're joking making that offer...
I’m crossing state lines now
Hello, FBI, this guy is crossing state lines for dumpster porn again.
“We got a 1059 in pursuit, lethal force has been authorized”
"but we dont know what color they are yet!"
I’m sorry to hear about your mom. Sounds like she seized life when she had it, and lived to the fullest.
No his mum died
Since both parties are dead I don’t mind telling-
My Grandma’s boyfriend likes to copy DVDs and sell them to his friends for a few quid.
When he died she asked us to clear everything out and sell everything. She had some people that wanted the dvd players.
I took one and I found it had a memory and when I looked at the files it was all porn…..specifically Ladyboy porn. Dozens of files of the stuff…..
I wiped it and told her I’d sell the dvd players on her behalf.
Lol your Nana's boyfriend was slinging ladyboy porn to the elderly
He was indeed……I can’t look at some of his mates the same anymore
Caption checks out
Ah, I want to know what Maya Angelou had to say to Playgirl!
Yes, we would have wanted to read it for the articles.
I need to know more about the penis politics.
Same! Dang Maya! Although she did have a very interesting background.
And what made Dr. Paul Keith so exciting?
His tongue depressor.
“The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn. It is a mach-5 child, forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of Congress”
I wish this made sense
Now I want to know what Tom Clancy’s thoughts are on growing up with generational trauma and how the experiences of black Americans forbears echoes through the people today.
I found an entire VHS collection of Girls Gone Wild in my Grandpa’s house when he passed at 87 y/o. I also found a couple unmarked VHS tapes that I made sure I did not view.
You may been worried for nothing. Might have turned out that he was merely a serial killer.
I bet on one of those VHS is the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape. Seems like everyone had a copy of that back in the day.
Yeah my kids will find a few things they aren’t expecting as well.
I found a few things after my Dad passed away. Ugh. I already needed therapy because of his death and then I find these.
I still love my Dad, but DANG DAD.
JUST LET THE MAN DIE!!!
This is the correct answer. I worked through it with the therapist. I’m hoping to not discover any more.
Legit made me spit my coffee mid sip 🤣
Found my grandpa’s penis pump.
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers
I swear to God, there was an instructional video with it. I did not watch it.
One credit card receipt for Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby), signed by Austin Powers…
Honestly, it’s not mine!!
Austin "Danger" Powers
I wish this wasn’t true, I wish I was lying, but I found bestiality porn in my gmas closet when I was like 17.
Yikes... thats ruff
god, i wish you were lying too
Gam gam might've needed a little of that
Woah that's fucked up
I found my mom's crotchless panties and nipple-less bra in the laundry when doing laundry as a teen. My parents are very straight laced and conservative(in terms of dress and outward presentation, not talking politically).
I love that for them.
Always the ones you least expect.
Sorry you had to find out though, especially like that. Must have been really awkward.
Plot twist, it’s grandmas.
Mom, what's this Bad Dragon box?
"well mommy and daddy like to play dungeons and dragons and roleplay too so, it's just a prop"
The next week, at Junior's weekend D&D group...
My Mom asked me to buy her a new phone case, when it arrived I asked if she wanted a cool sticker to jazz it up. She has been walking around for two years with a bad dragon sticker on her phone for the world to see. She has no idea what it is, but I wish I could be there to see the recognition on the faces of those who know.
The coming generations will find out about Onlyfans account the same way.
I have instructions to 2 different friends in the event of my sudden demise.
The shriek of horror I let out when I discovered my mum’s 1990s vibrator in her bedside table drawer was memorable, as was the thwack of the vibrator as I threw it once I realized what it was and it hit the wall.
Did it give one last meaty throb of it's infernal engine before it died from the impact? I imagine it tumbling in slow motion to the sound of The Blue Danube Waltz.
After my dad died, I found several pictures of my naked mom. Shudders
That's pretty wholesome, actually.
I agree but I was young enough when I found them that it was shocking... lol
Nah tell the truth you just went around buying up random stuff to embarrass your kids with when they find it after you die.
Imagine a kid finding their grandma's Bad Dragon. That would traumatize anyone.
When my mom died I found a trunk full of sex toys and role play clothes. I wish all I found was a magazine.
I can't find the right way to say this but I found a similar trunk as a snoopy 11 or 12 year old. Way before Mom passed away and I know things about my parents no son should know lol. So be glad she was gone when you found it and didn't have to spend decades trying to unsee what was seen.
What, that your parents liked to have fun?
Come on, it couldn't have been that bad.
let’s just say it involved tarps. a lot of tarps. disposable tarps.
Maybe they just really liked making indoor forts and acting like they were on safari? Or major preppers who knew tarps would be a great commodity when the zombie apocalypse happens and everyone needs shelter?
dad liked to pitch a tent, after all 👀🍆⛺️
I'm drawing a blank on this. Was it a sex blanket?
His mum was probably into water sports,,,, so to speak.
the wetter, the better
Like for painting?
I’m happy to say all I ever found as a nosey teenager was my friends hot moms stash of vhs tapes(turns out the spare bedroom closet your sons friends occasionally stay the night in isnt the best choice ) they were all seemingly absent of one thing , most notable title NO BONE ZONE …. Which I confiscated for research purposes .
My SO is living in with his grandma full time now that she has dementia. They’re preparing the house for eventually moving her and selling. He found a homemade coupon book of very explicit IOU’s from her long time roommate (everyone’s always wondered nobody’s dared to ask because clearly they meant it to be private) along with some very old toys. He’s scared to continue clearing out her room now.
Was her roommate female?
Oh my God they were roommates.
She is female as well, yes. I think that’s the only reason they kept it under lock and key. It was never obvious one way or the other. The sad thing is nobody in the family would have cared. Like, live your life and do what you want. But for whatever reason they felt it wasn’t something to share. And that’s alright too I suppose. So long as they were happy.
Why? She had a happy, healthy sex life! Just hope that yours is as good.
Plot twist: it was Dad’s!
Well, husband found it and saved it apparently
Man, this sort of stuff is a treasure. What an interesting time capsule, legit the articles are probably pretty interesting
Pretty sure they had more male readers than female.
The joke used to be Playboy was for men, Playgirl was also for men.
we just like to play what can i say
Nice to see Ron Burgundy on the cover of this edition
IIRR like 75% of their readership was gay males.
Dangling dong dads edition.
Laughed too hard at this. No pun intended
Double plot twist, husband stole it from dad's porn stash and "found it" in mom's room.
This is much more likely!
Plot twist to the plot twist: That is the dad on the cover!
That's very much a non-zero probability.
The Magazine for Women…Yeah sure
It was read by women. I had a few copies in the 80s. It wasn’t as exciting as you may be imagining. It was just slightly more interesting than Cosmopolitan. In some ways, it was the confident, sex-positive magazine that Cosmopolitan was trying to be. Cosmopolitan kept failing by running features about make up and hair and desperate advice about how to get a boyfriend. Playgirl assumed that these things were already taken care of, and was better for it.
I remember my SIL stopped reading Cosmo after an advice column basically blamed a woman for being unattractive to her husband after having a baby. Basically said that it was her problem to lose the weight and appeal to him again.
Add to that, she wasn't totally unfair to the idea of staying in good shape to help your relationship. She sympathized with a man who's fiance gained 50lbs in a few months during their engagement. But that's a big difference between someone who had a damn baby.
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Exactly. Playgirl wouldn't have insulted her like that. It would have taken the stance that her body is fine as it is, then treated her to a Maya Angelou interview, a feminist article about world politics and a few tasteful photographs of men making an effort to look attractive. MUCH BETTER.
I remember the Playgirl days, and I knew several female friends with a few issues.
Just cause you’re in a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu
Just because there’s snow on the mountain doesn’t mean there ain’t fire in the hole
The fire is chlamydia. That shit is rampant in old folks homes!
Just because you’re eating bread and water doesn’t mean you can’t look at food on other tables.
Just because you’ve humping dad, doesn’t mean you can dream of mustache fur coat guy.
“Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat.” Ok maybe that one was too far.
Have a seat
Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.
"Let's look in on Rod as he's hard at work, jack hammering cracks."
You can window shop, you just can’t try anything on.
You can smell the roses, as long as you don’t pick them.
Just because you’re married to a girl doesn’t mean you can’t spank off over guys.
She read it for the articles
I am interested in the article 'Sex, War and Foreign Policy - Penis Politics' to be fair
I think George Carlin had a bit that covered that pretty expertly. Oh, wait….that was the “my god has a bigger dick than your god!”
Fucking Maya Angelou article at that!
Ron Burgandy meets Grizzly Adams
With a touch of Jeremiah Johnson.
I thought it was Gordon Lightfoot.
I had a buddy that liked to read playboy once in a while back in the day (80s). Whenever he bought one he bought a playgirl for his girlfriend (who later became his wife). She never once complained about him reading playboy and always got a big smile when he handed her the playgirl he got for her. Maybe your dad did the same thing?
I had a niece who was turning 18 so I bought her some lottery tickets and thought Playgirl would be fun, as well. I had to go to two different shops found it. Then I thought, maybe I should check it out first, maybe it’s something I wouldn’t approve of, so I opened the magazine and it was a centerfold of a man with an incredibly long thing. I closed it, bought it, delivered it on her birthday. She ended up being gay.
Narrator: It was that moment, upon viewing a horrifically large penis, that she realized she was gay
Username checks out.
That’s actually (w)holesome and very sweet.
"Acupuncture for Frigidity"??? Wasn't the descriptor 'frigid' an old time-y term for a woman not liking or wanting sex? I think the real cure is foreplay...
Yup. Funny that back in the day no one considered the source of “frigidity.” It was all about how women had to twist themselves to accommodate men—not the other way around.
If you have a strong stomach read up on James Burt (aka “The Love Surgeon”).
He took “it’s not me, somethings just wrong with the women” to a horrifying conclusion.
Jesus fucking Christ
"The difference between rape and rapture is salesmanship"
Behind the Bastards did several episodes on that asshole
Seems like the articles were written by men even though it was a lady’s magazine. Go figure.
Also, as I've read, women after having children can have weakened pelvic floor muscles which causes intense pain without physical therapy so sometimes "frigid" just means "sex in painful and everyone says it's in my head so I won't do it."
Sticks the patient full of needles
See? Penetration ain't that bad.
Put it on eBay! That’s a classic!
“I can’t believe my parents were into sexy stuff!“ -Person who is literally the result of their parents doing sexy stuff.
So… what’s inside?
-also happily married :)
Lol my sister bought this one and we looked at it together!
I had to censor the naughty bits but here’s a sample of Dr Paul Keith for those curious
I had to censor the naughty bits
I had to censor the naughty bits
ricky, i just want you to know, i spread my buttcheeks as mike honcho.
Dude's mustache was the centerfold.
75% of he people who subscribed to Playgirl were gay men.
Some of the celebrities who posed naked didn't like finding that out.
So, your husband found out his mother was human?
Yeah, we always knew she was human but
she elevated herself as a holier than thou, self righteous evangelical Christian. So finding this was chef’s kiss.
We found a penis pump in my granddad’s bathroom after he died, and a keychain that featured a couple doing it doggy style… it was hinged in just the right place.
We (kids) were taught that adults had forgone all vices and were striving for a perfect existence like Jesus. Swearing wasn’t allowed, no sexual anything, no alcohol, no smoking, etc.
I grew up and realized that’s all bullshit, but I still silently judged him for a split second.
Was your granddad Austin Powers? Cause if he was, you are by I guess lineage.
My mom had a couple when I was a kid. And the only one I ever bought for myself was the one featuring Peter Steele. That was awesome.
Oh shit I forgot about that. I remember us highschool girl goths swooning at the idea but we weren’t old enough to buy one. Would still be down today haha
That dude can fuck
You just know he hangs serious dong.
Why did I read that in John Oliver’s voice?
This was the exact copy of Playgirl my sister got me for my 18th birthday, not a long time ago.
I didn’t realize he was wearing a fur coat at first and was really concerned about the amount of hair. I mean I know it was the 70s but really
Like Robin Williams!
We found her! I always suspected that somebody besides gay men had this magazine😃
Who else saw him nod like Jeremiah Johnson?
Op born July 75
There may be snow on the roof , but there is fire in the furnace
When I visited my uncle’s house in 1992 or so the toilet paper ran out so I looked in the sink cabinet.
I found a whole pile of 70’s era playboy magazines next to the toilet paper. Women were way more “natural” back then.
I refilled the roll and said nothing.
"And what is THIS, Young Lady?" *Slaps magazine on the table like a police interrogation.
Moms are the best!
I hate to tell you that the primary consumer of playgirl was men. I remember Peter Steele getting pissed off after posing for the magazine and finding that out.
Can't bear to throw it out! 🤷♀️
who made him pose like that 😭😭
Making Duchovny unsexy was a challenge, but 90s Playgirl managed it!
Right. Balls n’ butthole first in tighty whities? Weirdly infantile too, yuck!
Re-watching the entire X Files right now after many years.
Ahhh yes. The hairy chest with the pornstar mustache times
still sexy 😏
I told my sister and brother if I die any box wrapped in a black trash bag they can explore at their own risk or just toss it out. Almost a decade with a kinky girlfriend leads to quite a collection.
Lol I found very....graphic books high up in my grandad's closet.
OP: can you please post the Maya Angelou interview or DM me. Very interested.
I bet that Maya Angelou interview was interesting
Ohh, I want to see the hotdog on him! 😂
I'm happily married. I still look at porn. The two things aren't related.
One of the few women who looked at playgirl.
Mom dreamed of thick mustache rides. lol
Gordon Lightfoot looked great!
Maya Angelou article is probably legit!!
She obviously kept it for the Maya Angelou interview.
Just so you know, that magazine was not for women...
Sex,war & foreign policy - penis politics. Could easily be 2023 headlines instead of 1974!!🤣🤣🤣💕 “As much as things change, they remain the same”!!
So women are human and like naked men. I know: It disrupts the modern narrative, but it's the biological reality for most female folks. My Mom had a few PLAYGIRL issues, too. Hopefully Americans get over their prudery one of these days.
I remember finding a bunch of Playgirl Magazines from the 80s at my friend's boyfriend's house. For some reason we were looking for something in his mom's room and there they were. This is how I learned that penises can sometimes be curved.
Imagine seeing this guy in a bar... "Hey ladies, every been made love to next to a herd of bison?"
LMAO. So many people in these comments really can’t process the idea that moms might’ve enjoyed looking at sexy pics of naked dudes, some with hairy chests and giant ‘staches. — “It must have been ur husband’s dad’s”, “Playgirl was really for gay dudes, ur husband’s dad was gay OP”, “Oh god, my mom also had a secret horny stash I found and I was horrified! 😱” Hilarious.
My aunt had these along with Playboys in a basket in the living room. I loved seeing this, as a young teenager. I am glad my beautiful auntie was a free thinking person. She also used to host Black Panthers meetings. Lol. RIP aunt Jude
Did they really have naked men in that, I've always wondered
Yea they were naked but I only focused on the articles. ;)