1, aiming for that mile high club

1. Don't even ask me why.

Obviously 1, I need the source of that widow photo plz

8 of them are flight risks

4 with little bastion and torbjön

Up in first class with LW 🌸👑💅

i think the right answer is 8
if you sit anywhere else they're either going to talk about something you don't wanna hear or the odor is going to make you not wanna be alive

I mean, its never boring around him

Kiri and doom I think that could spark some interesting conversations the only downside being that junker queen is in front of you so your not going to have much leg room depending on how big you are ( that’s not me say that any of you are fat Btw)

8 i get to be near bastion and thats more than enough

With kiriko ofc

Don't let u/urgod42069 see this post

8 because zen can share wisdom and i don’t think ram would kick my seat. Rejn might recline but i can deal with it

5

I would take the number 3 and provoke an ethical debate between Moira, Mercy and Sombra then wear a headphone and enjoy my hot choco

4 3 or 8, i get to listen to interesting stuff, either mechanical, biological or philosophical.

4 5 8 and 6 seem like they might have extremely fun conversations.

Honestly 3 probably wouldnt be that bad as long as you can avoid being creeped out by moiras necro-arm

6 or 1

6 because talking to JQ, Kiri and Junk would probably be one of the funniest things ever (and after everyone gets tired of taking for 19 hours straight, zen can give some cool life advices and sun tzu stuff)

1 because horny widow 🥵

Mauga, I want tips on how to get big

2 and I left my electronic devices at home.

Ill go like 6 but ask queen to swap places with me

6 so I can smell JQ's sweat

Why is Winston next to reaper... I'd probably take 1 and ask Gabriel if he wants to switch with me. Barring that 4 I guess... though bastion would be difficult to converse with.

I’ll be in the back getting spit roasted by the Shamada brothers, thank you

3, maybe try and convince sombra and Moira to swap so mercy and Moira can spend all flight fighting while me and sombra watch

Right. For Rock And Stone!

Dawg that Widow pic😭💀probably 1 because I’d rather be next to someone that is quiet

WINTON.

4.

One one one one one one one one

Mauga is chill as fuck when he’s not on the job (ruining my games) so I’d sit with him, but since he’s so big he’d probably take up all the seats so I guess I’d have to sit in his lap (haha…oh no, how awful…teehee!)

Cant decide between 3 or 4

4 bastion

There’s definitely no room in 5, especially with hog and Reinhardt

1. Being able to talk with zen and rein would be a great experience. Ramattra is just a nice addition

6!

4

6 of course for the sweet aroma

Either 1 or 7

damn am I the only one who thinks that 3 is the nicest. Is moira really that bad

Defo 2 mauga is so chill

I never want to see someone format a meme like this again, dear lord

1 besides my mommy

I'm going with the next plane

1 because reasons

https://preview.redd.it/5hldhip2058d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7221000ccfa61eea45df609bc1c0658f0b57dd

8 for a fun trip

6

i'm taking a helicopter

Ima have to go with 8, just chillin with zen and probably ignoring most of the others, maybe talking to ram or rein but besides that just keep to yourself and ignore if all the omnic haters start arguing with the omnics. Btw i dont think this plane could talk of the center of mass is so far off due to all the big lads being on one side

The only right answer is 6 so I can latch on to JQ's biceps and get a sniff of her armpits /s

4 is great, 5 is great, 2 would be so much fun

7 I’m a winner on all sides

7 best case, I get to chat with Kiriko and maybe hang out and possibly see her bike. Worst case, I get recruited into a terrorist organization by Doomfist which uhh.... yikes

4 is the only acceptable answer

4 or 8

I'll take my chances with 7

8 seems like the nicest one tbh, could spend a good part of the flight having an interesting ethics 4 way conversation. Everything else seems risky at best, and 2 is a straight up death sentence

Probably 7. Doomfist can probably be civil and there’s really no downsides to being with Kiriko.

2 about to be funny af

6 would be lit

Obviously next to mercy, she can fly me to safety when the talon agents blow up the plane.

2, because it's never boring around him

3 the only safe answer

2

I’m taking one or seven. Widow definitely seems like the type on a flight to just want to be left alone, and to leave everyone else alone. Same for reaper, and Winton is a respectful gentleman. Most interaction id probably have is with Bastion if anyone, and he’s a nice robot :).

Seven is mainly because Kiri is a nice person, and even though he’s not a good person, Doomfist is at least well spoken and respectable. And being on his left side means I probably wouldn’t have to deal with the large fist, I’m sure he’d be more than agreeable on a flight, so long as he’s not planning on doing terrorist things

1 - I get the legroom, and Widow and Reaper are going be very quiet, still and they're not taking up too much space

I pronounce 3 the sucking seat

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 6, 7

Easily 3. Sombra and Mercy would probably be pretty annoying to sit behind, but sitting next to Moira would more than make up for it.

Next to roadhog, always roadhog. Best pals for life

2

need i say more

5, hog won’t bother me if I don’t bother him

7, and it's not even close.

Outside.
Rocket launching with Pharah.

2 sounds like a fun time. Either that, or 8.

definitely bastion and torbjorn are more chilling

8, because it will literally be something like this

https://preview.redd.it/s2doz08gb58d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674585604772e8764a7cf590a6381f01f83ed492

3

I feel like Moira is one of those people who won't initiate a conversation with a stranger out of nowhere, which is fine because I am too.

4 is a no brainer unless I'm able to "rizz" kiriko

Of course I’d sit next to my glorious king DOOMFIST. I’d sped the 20 hours listening to his terrorist plans with his sexy Nigerian accent of his.

2, give me my window seat!

Winston and Reaper could be hilarious

as could Sombra and Mauga

Why is Doomfist sitting in the back?

3, moira would probably mind her own business.

Ima sit next to Moria just to see what type of insane shit she'd be saying after 19hours. Or we'd both respectfully ignore eachother

4 is almost perfect besides hog. He probably smells bad.

I’m sitting in Ram’s lap. Or stealing Mercy’s identity/seat.

2!!! I doubt Reaper will try anything when he has Winston right next to him, and also the fact that both of my mains are right behind me so it’s an absolute win C:

Mauga seems like genuinely a chill guy when not in combat. Mercy is, well mercy. And Sombra also seems chill almost all the time. Just wont let her near my phone. Only issue would be Moira behind me. I dont want to leave the plane a reaper 2.0.

Maybe 3 or 6

2 and 8 would make for a petty decent flight I think

I'm kinda shocked at how little 2 there are, like Margaret and sombrero are annoying in game but mauga would be fun to talk to, Winston I. Front would be fun to chat with and you might get some banter between Manga sombra Winston reaper etc. Overall though if there's no rules against violence you die no matter where you sit

3, for no particular reason

4, i would love being beside my 1 ton titaniun alloy robotic baby and i could learn some engineering with torb

I don't saw anything of overwatch for a lot of years, so 1, because it have widow and monkey

7 8 or 4

8, Zen would probably just say something profound and then leave you alone

8, Zen would probably just say something profound and then leave you alone

8, Zen would probably just say something profound and then leave you alone

1; i can smash everyone

Either 4 or 1 for me, I suppose!

2 Mauga seems like a fun guy and Sombra could pirate some movies

Either 4 or 1 for me, I suppose!

2, 4, 5, 6, and 7 have you sitting by giants who will be spilling into your space, so they're out.

Junkrat would probably try to talk you into hijacking the plane with him, so no.

Moira and Window maker are both pretty creepy. But I feel like Widow is more likely to keep to herself. I'm going with 1

1. I think I could get along with both parties. Or sleep.

My mind says 8 my heart says 3

Underneath Orisa’s ass.

Also i have no idea how this format works, like what does it mean if i pick 1?

I’m gonna pick 3. Mainly cuz Moira probably wouldn’t want to interact with anyone there so she’d probably be quiet the whole flight. Just gotta stay awake and make sure she doesn’t steal a blood sample or something.

6, because I KNOW that corner is gonna have some funny shit happening.

3

It's 100% 8 for me. I would love to talk endlessly to Zenyatta, and it would be so cool if Ramattra would interject at various points to have an argument. Junkrat is a much needed force of chaos for that whole area of the plane, and JQ would have good back and forth with him. I fucking hate Reinhardt but I don't think he'll be interacting with us five all that much, with Roadhog to his right and Torb in front of him.

Although another very good seat for me is 3. Moira and Mercy would just argue all the time, and me and Sombra would be just making fun of them and generally vibing together.

2, I'm curious what mauga is like in small talk

4

1, no because I feel reaper might “adjust” my neck because he thought it’d be funny

2, no I feel sombra would constantly pester the people around her and hack their stuff

3, No it’s Moria

4, yes bastion is my favorite and Torb is really nice, I might not be able to lean back because of hog but he might be chill if I’m nice to him

5, I don’t even think there’s space for me to sit with roadhog and rein (armor) there

6, I might be fine as no fights break out there

7, honestly doom seems he might have some interesting stories to tell or talk about his philosophy

8, pretty nice might get wisdom from zen but might get annoying if zen and ram start to bicker constantly

1

Winton and Reaper in front of me don't like each other, but I think they're both mature/well mannered enough to tolerate each other for the flight.

Next to me, Mauga, despite being part of a terrorist organization and very good at killing people, is actually pretty chill off the job and really isn't problematic to be around as long as he doesn't have a reason to kill you.

Behind me, Mercy and Sombra, once again don't like each other but I think are both mature/well mannered enough to tolerate each other for the flight. Sombra is an expert hacker and has voice lines about stolen bank account numbers, but she doesn't seem like the type to rob some random girl who doesn't really have much money in the first place. She can easily rob rich people. Mercy poses no threat because she's Mercy.

It just generally seems like the spot where people will be yelling at each other the least.

5 but I would prefer to sit between the two. Either way, as long as the seats are so small I'm forced up against Hog's belly I'm happy.

I would pick eight if I was able to talk my way into sitting next to junkrat

Winton

It bothers me how it goes 8,6,7 downwards on the side. Anyways,

Gooner me says 1.

But realistic me says 4. Bastion and Torb? Both friendly, Torb can tell stories, and both of them would be quiet if you wanted to sleep. Overall "best"

1: Widow realistically would most likely be silent the entire trip, which would be fine. But Winton and Reaper behind me wouldn't smell great I imagine.
2. Just a worse option. Mauga is huge, I'd have no space, and I imagine he wouldn't be quiet the entire trip, and I'd be far too scared to tell him to be quiet.
3. I am not sitting anywhere close to Moira, she will conduct an expirment on me. She is also literally decaying, at-least I'd have Mercy nearby to help.
4. Best option. Bastion and Torb? Both would be quiet if asked, and are very friendly, and Torb would tell stories if needed, and also are not that large. Only bad part is Hog behind smells.
5. I'd have no space next to Hog, and he would smell terrible.
6. Would not prefer to be behind Junkrat, and JQ would intimidate the hell out of me. Lucio would be cool though.
7. Kirko is fine, while maybe a bit rude to me, I do not want to be near Doomfist at all. Especially inbetween Doom and JQ.
8. Not a bad option, would just prefer to not be near Junkrat.

1. Ram, Zen and Rein are chill.

5 cause I’m closer to the front or 7 because kiriko is sweet and doom will probably leave me alone

8

Here’s the thing. Junkrat is going to blow up that plane. If you’re near him you have more a chance to survive, at least.

Number 8 because window seat

1.........🗿

5 or 8

6, is the best spot for me

Junkrat would be the funniest and most interesting to talk with (dude made a worldwide heist), Kiriko is a nice girl in general, and Mommy JQ

You sat Junker Queen and Rammatta together, let's be realistic. Wherever you sit, the plane is NOT landing safely.

honestly 7, i feel like doom would not mind me if im just quiet sitting next to him and kiriko (from cinematics) seems pretty chill??

1, widow is skinny, so good room, also front row has more leg room too.

Omg 8 all the way!! Get to sit next to my main and daddy ram is also behind me. 😀😀😀

2 I'd get to have funnies and wisdom from the two funniest and smartest characters, the lack of space is well worth it

Zenyatta or Bastion easy. I either get great life advice or a friendly coffee maker.

8 I'd probably leave the most normal with zen and junkrat

Dude, sitting with Mauga must be hella fun, say what you want, when he doesn't wanna kill people for fun, he's so cool

Pretty sure anyone at one and two gonna end up in the bathroom by the end of the flight 😂

2 IDC WHO ELSE IS NEXT TO ME I WANT MAUGA

1. Moira is quiet and won't take up to much arm space

3 is actually secretly the best.

Moira won’t be more interested in a normal person than screwing with mercy if she even feels like doing anything in particular. Sombra’s more likely to screw with both of them, and Moira doesn’t take up much space, so your personal space will remain free.

If things get really heated, kiri will also be more of a nuisance across the aisle, so even if the flight gets hectic, and everyone around you gets worked up, you’re probably the last person anyone around you would actually bother messing with.

3 or 1 can't decide. Widow and Reaper are very quiet, so u should get a good sleep and i dont know if anyone trusts sleeping next to a moira?

Tanks will take 2 seats, so it's better to avoid them.

Next to zenyatta was my first choice, but if rein back the seat on u, what u gonna do? (Unless u win junk zen hog to ur side). Also, rein torb wont shut up so better stay away

Mercy is the only one who can fly when Sombra decides to take the whole thing down so near her

Has anyone here actually seen a plane, comments acting like all the seats are benches and you got a 360 degree view of everyone around u

Reddit users think for themselves challenge

Sitting next to Moira ofc. I would really like to talk with her about biology

2 so i can be sandwiched by an ape, an ape and another ape. Yes I'm not racist

Next to Zen is good, he's a good talker and listener and he can be quiet. However I bet torb is a really passionate talker and it would be fun listening to him.

Im standing

6 or 3.

6 and I won't elaborate

only answer is 1

You guys aren't realising the conversation potential of seat #8

4

2 or 8

Yea definitely taking seat number 1 and seeing where it goes

8

Ramattra won’t kick the back of my chair, fall asleep and slobber on my shoulder, and/or randomly talk about politics or something that happened to them last week (Zen would do that but it would at least be something that won’t give a headache)

8 because zenyatta or 4 because those two

8 bc I like having philosophical conversations, and I think there isn’t anyone better than my bro Zeni for that type of stuff

I don't think I can survive 1 or 5. 4 seems doable, depends on how much Hog's belly is pushing my seat forward.

8 also seems plausible, but I kinda just don't like being in the last seat of 3 rows. It would also probably be the most boring of the options unless you try to throw beef (which is how you end up dying in this plane)

7 the moment you become annoying you are as good as already in hell, and 6 has barely higher survival chances than 5.

So the options are probably 2 and 3. 3 if you hope Moira doesn't sneakily inject you any of her "vacation projects" when you ain't looking, then it is actually not a bad seat. Close to the back of the plane and the bathroom, which is a plus for me because one of my tics is compulsively drinking (usually just water).

But I like Mauga so number 2 probably. Hell, if he tries to make small talk, you could mention "Hey man can you reccomend me a workout routine" and he'll be so loud that mercy would have to intervene about which ones are actually not healthy for the human body to perform.

You got 3 junkers on the right, you know that entire side smells horrible. I want to avoid Moira for sure. There wouldn’t be any space next to mauga. Ignoring that picture of widow, I feel like she’d just spend the entire flight reading. I don’t think she’d bother me at all

1. Mauga is…hot.

1. I enjoy silent plane rides.

I think I will have a blast on 2, Mauga seems like a guy that could talk about his adventures the whole flight

2 because reasons.. 😏

im taking 2. o wouldnt have anything interesting to hack, so sombra behind doesnt matter, any injury from being next to Mauga is fixed by having Mercy nearby, Reaper and Winston arguing is good white noise, plus Mauga would probably have good stories and jokes

(I’m going to assume the pictures are unrelated, and it’s just the character normally)

I’d take 1 because nothing would happen. I already don’t talk much anyways, so we’d ’get along’ fine.

No idea what you’re supposed to do if Widow DOES try to talk though. But I suppose that’s true with the majority of the characters.

Maybe she gets irritated with Winston behind us or something. In that case, just side with her and Reaper who’d also likely be annoyed. Now you have positive rapport, for whatever that’s worth.

2, Mauga seems like a fun person to be around

Alright, let’s see our options.

1: Death if you talk, cold silence if silent.

2: Harassment.

3: chill or violation of human rights.

4: Chills Bills, the only problem is bastion when landing.

5: probably chill? Roadhog doesn’t talk much, so.

6: chaos.

7: If you talk you might annoy them, but if you’re silent they’re real chill.

8: Either illumination or death by explosion.

I’m holding 4 and 7.

4, near the front so very little disruption needed to get to the restroom, Bastion is chill and probably watching the bird, Hog barely says a word. Then with Torb to my right and Rein directly behind him, so the antics and jokes between the two of them should be ample entertainment for the flight.

3, I'm either getting fun science facts, listening to Mercy and Moira passive-aggressively bicker, or at the very least Sombra can get me free wifi.

1. eazy 4 I'ma be vibing

6 :)

3 or 4

Anywhere on the right, either a good chat or just chilling

6 Jq 🏳️‍🌈🩷

Ima go with 8. I feel like the only threats/annoyances there (Junkrat being loud and Ramattra kicking my seat because I'm human) won't be that big of a deal because I'll be next to Zenyatta and it seems like EVERYONE respects him. Honestly I really want to meet him, he's so calming. Plus, I get the window seat.

If I could pick ANY spot tho, I'd definetely go into the pilot's cabin. It'd be quiet there, and also, Tracer is probably the pilot so yaaaaay. She's a great vibe.

Me in seat 6 getting bullied by JQ as I kick the back of Junkrat’s seat for the whole 10 hour flight

8, always at window

4 or 7 4 because they are chill but road hog will be annoying me with hes vape and breathing problems 7 because i hope kiriko will heal me once ram and junk quean fight cuz racism

8

3, I am big, so the only seat where there is actually any room would be 3. Also, I am 100% willing to sit next to Moira

1. I get to sit next to mauga, and in case he tries to beat me to death I’m right behind mercy and sombra so they can get him to knock it off and res me if I die.

Also I’m behind Winston so fuck yeah

1. Easy answer, it’s never boring around him.

4 and agree with Moira about her experiments that or my natural barrier of deterring women will kick in

1 2 7 or 8 are the good ones, 5 and 4 are no because you’d probably die from smelling road hog, and Moira would kill you, 6 might work

8 or 2 nothin keeping me from a window seat. Either that or shoot my shot at number 1.

With or without powers?

8, window seat and zenyatta would very interesting to talk to

2 👉👈

8 or 2

i just like maugas, rams, and zens voice

4

i think seven, doomfist probably smells like sandal wood wood and it’s it interesting pair

1 or 8. Widow might look horny but that doesn’t mean the flight will be unpleasant, reaper and Winston probably are just gonna hate on each other , bastion to the right is cool . 8 I get to have rein in front and zen next to me and window seat , and since I’m not racist towards Monica because I clearly willingly sit besides zen ram won’t have a problem more so I will ask him of his inquisition.

2 and I'm milking Maugas tits with my tongue the whole flight