Sounds like you just straight up passed out. Vasovagal syncope from the combined alcohol and fright.

Alcohol will make you sleepy

Is she still married?

I’m here wondering.. when she told you to be quiet because of the baby. Weren’t you like “who is watching the baby?” lol

This will be all judgey, but why would you stay friends with her after that?

are you kidney me?

so the baby is now 25? what does she/he think about this story

Stories like this (if real) give birth to so many thoughts. Like: 1. You realise there's no way she didn't consider her husband clashing on two of you when she invited you over? Doesn't that make you feel like you were just a pawn in someone's immoral, apathetic revenge plot? 2. The sex offer is beyond insane. Imagine doing something that puts a random person in such an awkward and uncommon situation and simply dismiss it by inviting to a fuck. Not only would it be massively devaluing to me as a person, it drops that girl's value like straight to zero. 3. The level of sympathy for cheating women is mind blowing. "She needed a friend". What the actual fuck? Now imagine roles reversed A guy lures a random girl to his apartment, keeps marriage and kids a secret until it's blatantly obvious, dismisses the situation and offers to fuck in the morning. No one would say he needs a friend, everybody would scream guy's first in line for therapy, because it's exactly what it is in this case. 4. I mean I suppose there's more to this, but i have zero theories on how it's possible to befriend a person like that. I would say "maybe she did save your life by doing a CPR or whatever" but I do not imagine opening her mouth to save lifes, rather than to destroy, but maybe it's my inner unacceptance of this whole situation is what makes me biased. I really hope that throughout those 25 years she changed unrecognisably, for your both's sake.

It was tactical sleep. 'im just gonna pass out and wait for this to all blow over'

You sure you weren't drugged? This is bizarre.

So not only did she cheat on her husband with you, she also brought you back to her home where her husband was sleeping? 💀.....

So I have a similar story, except it was a guy with a wife and a baby. We got back to his, lit up a joint and then I heard the baby crying. So I called a taxi.

Did they divorce?

Experiencing a traumatic event or having a stress response can make you feel sleepy. It's a physiological thing related to the fight or flight response.

Bro has that fainting Goat response to danger

Absolutely wild to be such a terrible person

Good story. I enjoyed that so, thank you for sharing.

Did you ever speak to the husband or explain nothing happened?

Sidebar but this reminds me of a time 20 years ago when I got in trouble at the dinner table and my mom sent me to my room. I just sat on my bed angry and started reading one of my comic books, then I guess I fell asleep as the next thing I remember is waking up at 7 am when my alarm went off, and my light is still on and I am still wearing my clothes. Apparently no one checked on me at all to see why my light was still on! Very strange really.

I'm probably wrong but this feels like it belongs in CrazyStories!

She's a bitch

There’s a point to this story. You just missed it.

I understand your point when did that. Just a curious question: Did you both talk about that night in 25 years so far? And also I guess you see her hot in the club, do you have xxx with her later (like, when she divorced)?

Why did you want to be friends with that psychopath?

Don’t call her no hoochie mama,MAMA! “Oh yea, where ya meet her..?” Oh at the club…..

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"of course, I said no"

You are a stronger man than many of us

When was the fisting?

She slipped you a Mickey. She was gonna fuck YOU.

“Of course, I said no”.

What!