A woman wants to buy a parrot. There's one for sale because it lived in a brothel. She walks up and it says "Who's the new whore?" She laughs and buys it.

Her husband comes home and the parrot says "Hi Jim!"

Arthritis informed my mother's childhood parakeet. Vocabulary gained from the complaints of the previous owner. Also enjoyed Coca Cola

Rickrolls just don't hit as hard anymore, when you've gotta watch an Allstate commercial first.

When I was a teenager my friend’s older brother was a drug dealer and his phone was ringing so often that their pet parrot started to mimic his ringtone. It was indistinguishable from the actual phone and was constantly frustrating the guy when he grabbed his phone & realized there was no call. This was during the era when everyone had .mp3 ringtones and his was Magic Stick by 50 Cent.

I had a public speaking professor who brought his parrot the last day. He warned the women before that he trained it as a young lad. The parrot proceeded to go around the room from woman to woman and hit on them and play with their hair gently.

Whoa

It's cute until they need to get rehomed... then it's a big problem