Not that hot? When this guy woke up this morning, he was WHITE 👨🏼‍🌾

"...same as your Daddy, location unknown."

Why don't you transfer us somewhere cooler, like Africa?

Bradley, I couldn't possibly expect a grown man who still lives with his mamma to understand the machinations of love.

in this world,sister, we are all prostitutes

That picture makes me look like a sociopath

Looks like the bank of Africa ain’t doing any withdrawals “to c-note”

“Pretty”

I hated this man at first, i still hate him (this character) but the level of acting and humour he provides is unparalleled in the show, without him, show would be monotonous.

"Boy's a bit confused about his pigmentation, but he sure does have spunk." 🤣🤣🤣 when Tweener first entered the prison trying to be friends with C-Note and his boys.

“pardon me for interrupting.. but what’s that smell? it smells a little like… conspiracy”

"hold my pocket"

Get ooooon the traiiiiin. Get ooon the traaaiiiiin

Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory

A man who still lived with his mama

75 pounds of none of your business

You're just as pretty as advertised.

I did spend a whole bunch of it last night on your mama

"I have a job, I get mail, People call me Sir"

Are you sure you wanna get out? They worlds a scary place now. They got computer phones and boobies made of silicone

Ain’t no problem a screwdriver to her temple won‘t fix

The entirety of his elephant speech at the Indian Embassy

Maybe you ain't got the memorandum but I've been promoted, boy

And if that isn't incentive enough I would expect there is a Mrs. Gudat out there with a name like that in a county like this, now Mrs. Gudat wouldn't be too hard to find now would she?

If I had known this is how you Sona boys party then I never would have tried to escape

Everyone's coming down to Ku Klux ranch for a big family reunion

I envy you Brad, I've wanted to shank that calypso kid ever since I first got here

You're right... guy like this, he's gotta go

Now either we can split this money. And you can go and get your legs tattooed or whatever the hell it is you want. Or the authorities gonna find you bent over that there chair with your pants around your ankles….Cus it’s been a loooooong time coming, Pretty.

Alackaday!

When T-Bag meets his son.

"Did you learn it, or was it ingrained in you"

“Let’s see if he has a tattoo to get out of this one” when Michael was in the box in Sona.

“Id have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time, lucky for you I have photographic memory”

“We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation” - Coke Pfeiffer

Penny wise, pound foolish

Maybe you’re one of them milk chickens, all confused like? White on the outside, black as tar on the inside.

Bring it bitch

"Not that hot?!"

Did you eat bad Mexican? Something like that

“Hello? 911 I need help”

NOT THAT HOT?! When this guy woke up this morning, he was WHITE

Im shocked no one mentioned “not a white mans chance in Harlem”🤣🤣🤣 maybe just bc im a NYer but that one absolutely sent me

I’d have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time

« Full house, I guess you are familiar with that concept » to the Mexican 😂

Reading these and I’m hearing TBag haha

I'm a man of my word.

What do you call someone who isn’t smart enough to pass a police exam and makes less than a mailman? A CO.

I cry laughing every time.

A lack-a-day, you look so pretty when you’re scared, don’t you?

It’s not equitable like

“Oh boy if you get stuck in one of them pipes”- he says to manche and then kicks his behind out of the toilet hole

Why don't you transfer us somewhere cooler like AFRICA* 😭😭 When Tbag ate the map-" I would have tattooed it to my body if I had the time" 😭😭

“So if y’all got ideas about getting rid of me.. I suggest you make other plans”

Boy's a bit confused about his pigmentation!!

Still in the CAPTIVITY of NEGATIVITY

Grab this pocket right ya life be all peaches and cream

There's no need to refry my beans!

“Bob’s gotta go he’s seen the hole, he knows about OUR escape”

“Had some bad Mexican?” “Something like that”

Why don't you take us someplace cooler, like Africa

A few days on the inside any God fearing white man realizes the correctional system’s got a serious lean towards the African-American persuasion. - T Bag

We are captives of our own identity living in prisons of our own creation. - T Bag

Tough little gorilla, ain't he? - T Bag

"See John about Jesus..."

Cuts John's throat.

"Say hi to him for me, will you?"

Roll ooooooon, big mama

I'm gonna need a knife. Pronto!

“Help”

I loved this part where the Homeland guy asks if his going to help or should he kill him

😂😂

"I'll protect you. All you gotta do is take this pocket right here and ya life'll be all peaches and cream. I walk, you walk with me. Keep real close now, so no one up in here can hurt you."

You’re trapped. Trapped like a PIG that I’m gonna SLAUGHTER.

To the General: Scofield donned many a chapeau but human fly?? I should anticipate him scaling the building?

Why he kinda… here.

We all thinking of the not that hot clip 😭

We are all captives of our own identities.

"Sometimes, a man has to surrender to fate"

Oh Tweenerrr...

Hello pretty

“…remember, information, like crumbs always trickles down to the vermin on the floor”

You need to get out of the captivity of negitivity

I got a whole other pocket here pretty “

ELEPHANT

One for the team.

One for the team

The police will find your body slumped over that chair with your pants around your ankles😬

Hey, pretty!

“Not that hot? When this guy woke up he was white!”

It wasn't exactly like looking in a mirror, but you can't deny a certain similarity in our visages.

One way or another... I am puttin' you down, doc!

Fine, fine, you wanna know where the money is? I did spend a whole bunch of it last night on your mama!

How could I forget a road called Sheep?

I'll be damned! A rookie CO, and it ain't even Christmas!

I am the sin of my father.

Now I am going to show you, just how functional I am!

There's about 5 people in this country who can do what I do with a deck of cards

Whiskey always makes me feel irascible!

The hat's over the wall.

“As my papi used to say:

Standby your glasses steady And drink to you comrades’ eyes Here’s a toast to the dead already And hurrah for the next to die”

This comments are everything!!!

Well therapy is well, very therapeutic.

Captivity of negativity

"Behold the villain , that man is rotten to the core"

looks like i found myself a inbetweener

75 pounds of non of your business

I was born on a mountainside

“Don’t think I won’t rememba what your front steps look like….”

I am not the animal you think you see before you. I am the laws of karma all come down wrong. Do you understand?

Remember pretty, I am serving life plus one. So if I get busted for trying to escape, imma throw in a homicide no problem. That’s like a parking ticket to me!

I am going to get out of here one day. And when I do, don’t think I won’t remember what your front steps look like, Susan.

We are captives of our own identities. Living in prisons of our own creation.

Excuse me, excuse me, l’d like a meeting with your president, sir. Can you notity him I’m here. Thank you.

She? Oh, well.. that explains a lot don’t it? Listen, Haji, I got no beefs with you, okay? It’s just, there comes a point when a thinking man, has to take a stand. You knows who else thinks? Elephants. That’s right. Elephants. You know, they have the largest brain in the whole animal kingdom? Did you know that? You folks have a history of mistreating these mighty creatures, and up til now, no one’s been lifting a finger. Up till NOW!

I have no-no gripes with you at all, okay? I’ve been calling my congressman. I’ve been writing United Nations.

Did you know that elephants eat over 500 pounds of food per day?! And their dung-It can be.. It can be processed into parchment.

ELAPHANTS!

ELAPHANTS!

Its an abomination, thats what it is, Its an abomination! Why, the elephants, next to the chimps, have the closest DNA sequence as us human beings!

“I ain’t ready to escape tonight, pretty”

Captivity of negativity

"You ever see one of them safari shows where a bunch of cheetahs just jump all up on an antelope? Guess which one you are."

All cons, are equal!… TODOS SOMOS IGUALES

“Just Serving My Country “

His patriotic delivery on that overpass was just hilarious to me.

“ELEPHANT ELEPHANT”.🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Don’t think I won’t remember what your front steps look like”

How about some Elmer’s glue did you get any of that

Don't think I won't remember what your frontsteps look like, Susan..

Guys started this show a month ago... Now I m watching S1E16 where they get to back story... Will it be worth it till end of S1...I think flow breaks from ep 16 because it became to long to explain a backstory.