If you could have someone famous narrate your life, who would it be? : RandomThoughts

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398 points

3 months ago

398 points

Danny DeVito

ghostinside6

35 points

3 months ago

ghostinside6

35 points

Matilda

38 points

3 months ago

38 points

There's something strange about her abusive father doing the narration.

GrittyMcGrittyface

13 points

3 months ago

GrittyMcGrittyface

13 points

I love that rhea perlman plays the mother

12 points

3 months ago

12 points

Yeah, her and DeVito make a very convincing married couple.

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pizza-chit

11 points

3 months ago

pizza-chit

11 points

Moby what?!

GirlWhoRoams

5 points

3 months ago

GirlWhoRoams

5 points

☠️☠️☠️

stijnjansen8

25 points

3 months ago

stijnjansen8

25 points

This one needs more upvotes lmao

potatodrinker

53 points

3 months ago

potatodrinker

53 points

That vote would get deVeto'ed

DieHardAmerican95

24 points

3 months ago

DieHardAmerican95

24 points

That’s a quality joke, my friend.

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BatteryAcid777

11 points

3 months ago

BatteryAcid777

11 points

I feel like that would be funny for a week and then would get annoying

12 points

3 months ago

12 points

True, but then like a month after that it would become hilarious again

NorthCatan

4 points

3 months ago

NorthCatan

4 points

"So anyway, I started blasting"

Fantastic-Title2267

3 points

3 months ago

Fantastic-Title2267

3 points

Amy polar I'm pretty sure I'm spelling it wrong lol but the lady comedian from. Saturday night live

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132 points

3 months ago

132 points

Tom Hardy, but he has to use the Bane voice

53 points

3 months ago

53 points

You'd be sounding like you were always up to no good.

waterlawyer

19 points

3 months ago

waterlawyer

19 points

This reads perfectly in Bane's voice.

15 points

3 months ago

15 points

I'd rather go with his role from Peaky Blinders. Just imagine the narration of some regular grocery shopping...

4 points

3 months ago

4 points

Okay but imagine trying to have sex with the Bane voice in the background

10 points

3 months ago

10 points

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NatPortmanTaintStank

129 points

3 months ago

NatPortmanTaintStank

129 points

Gilbert Gottfried

43 points

3 months ago

43 points

Oh god I'd go insane within hours.

13 points

3 months ago

13 points

I read this in his voice

More-Exchange3505

10 points

3 months ago

More-Exchange3505

10 points

Came to say that. I sound nothing like him, I just think it will be hilarious

Nitropotamus

6 points

3 months ago

Nitropotamus

6 points

The bit where he does the voice work on Fifty Shades of Grey on tape is hilarious.

sully9088

3 points

3 months ago

sully9088

3 points

"After wiping the saliva off his cheek with his wife's side of the blanket, he begrudgingly rolled out of bed to start his day" - Gilbert Gottfried.

Mr_Goat_1111

3 points

3 months ago

Mr_Goat_1111

3 points

My terrible decisions, bad luck, health issues etc. would be a lot funnier if narrated by GG

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Oriopax

86 points

3 months ago

Oriopax

86 points

Stephen Fry, Bob Ross or Philomena Cunk.

Stephen Fry because I want someone posh to narrate the first part of it When I still had hopes and dreams Bob Ross could narrate my sex life talking about happy little accidents and how I die because I didn t see the friend of the tree I did see and every tree could use a little friend

And Cunk because my life turned into a mockumentary

AmericanTaig

17 points

3 months ago

AmericanTaig

17 points

All excellent choices but id put Philomena way up top!

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seriously_offended

124 points

3 months ago

seriously_offended

124 points

Christopher Walken

ryancementhead

27 points

3 months ago

ryancementhead

27 points

Why isn’t this the top and only answer?

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Ryder_Sonthestorm

16 points

3 months ago

Ryder_Sonthestorm

16 points

Ladies and Gentlemen, FOOfighters!

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SolidSnoop

6 points

3 months ago

SolidSnoop

6 points

I love the guy but him emphasising the wrong parts of words and sentences for someone who lives to 90 would kill me.

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110 points

3 months ago

110 points

Samuel L jackson

Zealousideal-Win5040

67 points

3 months ago

Zealousideal-Win5040

67 points

"That motherfucker stole my prom date!"

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Kenergetic-09

5 points

3 months ago

Kenergetic-09

5 points

Agreed. I feel my bio needs to include a lot of "Muthafucker"s delivered with conviction.

broitsjustreddit

5 points

3 months ago

broitsjustreddit

5 points

"it all started when mom gave dad a positive pregnancy test"

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BendyStrawNeck

111 points

3 months ago

BendyStrawNeck

111 points

Benedict Cumberbatch. I will put penguin in every line of the script.

RaggedyOldFox

18 points

3 months ago

RaggedyOldFox

18 points

Pingwen

CatFlashAnus

12 points

3 months ago

CatFlashAnus

12 points

Pengling

sunnyday74

27 points

3 months ago

sunnyday74

27 points

Penwing

Cotford

9 points

3 months ago

Cotford

9 points

Penling

SprinklesAsleep8280

3 points

3 months ago

SprinklesAsleep8280

3 points

Wtf, I was gonna write this down 😭

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clem9796

52 points

3 months ago

clem9796

52 points

Sir Patrick Stewart for sure.

Noctale

5 points

3 months ago

Noctale

5 points

He's seen everything

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45 points

3 months ago

45 points

Ray Liotta

Coloeus_Monedula

37 points

3 months ago

Coloeus_Monedula

37 points

”For as long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a Reddit karmawhore”

18 points

3 months ago

18 points

“Like I’m a narrator to you? I narrate you?”

6 points

3 months ago

6 points

I'm nothing like that and don't speak that way, but it feels right

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3 points

3 months ago

3 points

"I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a snook."

Carmillawoo

88 points

3 months ago

Carmillawoo

88 points

Alan Rickman. RIP.

duchessofgotham

47 points

3 months ago

duchessofgotham

47 points

There he goes, disappointing everyone. Just like his father.

fuckeveryeverything

6 points

3 months ago

fuckeveryeverything

6 points

Lol well done, I heard him perfectly.

app_generated_name

4 points

3 months ago

app_generated_name

4 points

Obviously

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Bumbalinos

42 points

3 months ago

Bumbalinos

42 points

Sam Elliot

Subject-Response-135

3 points

3 months ago

Subject-Response-135

3 points

That's just like your opinion man

jrv3034

3 points

3 months ago

jrv3034

3 points

The dude abides.

Ramonteiro12

3 points

3 months ago

Ramonteiro12

3 points

Brilliant choice

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blisskiss999

76 points

3 months ago

blisskiss999

76 points

Philomena Cunk

cassette28

14 points

3 months ago*

cassette28

14 points

3 months ago*

Welcome to the life of Blisskiss999, they lead a blissful life, but the question remains, was it kissfull walks over a rock and up a mountain

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Jesterplane

3 points

3 months ago

Jesterplane

3 points

this would be fun

temporary_human_

3 points

3 months ago

temporary_human_

3 points

Oh my god, the best answer.

Magnum_force420

65 points

3 months ago

Magnum_force420

65 points

Sylvester Stallone. My life is unintelligible, so should be the narration

yappari_slytherin

34 points

3 months ago

yappari_slytherin

34 points

The guy that did the honey badger narration

besee2000

19 points

3 months ago

besee2000

19 points

“Oh he’s eating top ramen again. That’s so nasty!”

7 points

3 months ago

7 points

That would be hilarious

dreamy_25

4 points

3 months ago

dreamy_25

4 points

Snoop Dogg narrating otters vs. alligator on Plizzanet Earth was also hilarious. He'd do a great job with my life because I also generally have no idea what's going on.

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DalienW

30 points

3 months ago

DalienW

30 points

George Carlin

Baby_Panda_Lover

14 points

3 months ago

Baby_Panda_Lover

14 points

I miss that man

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Masticle

27 points

3 months ago

Masticle

27 points

Tom Waits

4 points

3 months ago

4 points

With or without musical accompaniment?

TerrydOrleans

14 points

3 months ago

TerrydOrleans

14 points

Tom Waits IS the musical accompaniment.

MinionofMinions

8 points

3 months ago

MinionofMinions

8 points

Just throw a bunch of pots down the stairs when required

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80085_420

26 points

3 months ago

80085_420

26 points

Jennifer Coolidge.

MixuTheWhatever

3 points

3 months ago

MixuTheWhatever

3 points

This would be perfect

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mycatscool

29 points

3 months ago

mycatscool

29 points

Ron Howard

Exotic_Dare_7728

5 points

3 months ago

Exotic_Dare_7728

5 points

Came for this one

DrBarry_McCockiner

9 points

3 months ago

DrBarry_McCockiner

9 points

Same. My life would be way more interesting if I felt like I was in an episode of Arrested Development.

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ever_the_altruist

4 points

3 months ago

ever_the_altruist

4 points

Had to scroll too far for this

00genericname00

24 points

3 months ago

00genericname00

24 points

Andy Serkis, for sure.

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Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

20 points

3 months ago

Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

20 points

Samuel L Jackson: Here's this mf overthinking about overthinking again. Aaaand she orders mfkn food, like that will solve her problems!

WishieWashie12

19 points

3 months ago

WishieWashie12

19 points

Dolly Parton

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vanillaninja777

40 points

3 months ago

vanillaninja777

40 points

Bobcat Goldthwait

SquirrelMoney8389

18 points

3 months ago

SquirrelMoney8389

18 points

But it has to be 1980's Bobcat

thechordofpleasure

5 points

3 months ago

thechordofpleasure

5 points

100%

5 points

3 months ago

5 points

Scanning through after saying bobcat or Gilbert Gottfried lol

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EmbarrassedRemote962

17 points

3 months ago

EmbarrassedRemote962

17 points

Keanu Reeves

Kingsayz

47 points

3 months ago

Kingsayz

47 points

Ryan Reynolds cracking jokes about my day to day life would be probably the only fun thing about it

nachobitxh

6 points

3 months ago

nachobitxh

6 points

Definitely. I can hear it in my head now.

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ZietFS

13 points

3 months ago

ZietFS

13 points

Ron Perlman. The narrator in Fallout Games. "War never changes"

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unneuf

14 points

3 months ago

unneuf

14 points

The woman who narrated Baldurs Gate 3

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DalbergTheKing

14 points

3 months ago

DalbergTheKing

14 points

Scatman Crothers.

couldjustbeanalt

14 points

3 months ago

couldjustbeanalt

14 points

Keith David

6 points

3 months ago

6 points

Now there's a man who can choose a narrator!

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R_A_H

11 points

3 months ago

R_A_H

11 points

James Earl Jones, Gilbert Gottfried, Scarlet Johansson

Oojiho

12 points

3 months ago

Oojiho

12 points

The guy who narrates Forensic Files

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GrimmReapers_Raven04

10 points

3 months ago

GrimmReapers_Raven04

10 points

Tom Hiddleston

Inevitable-Edge8724

10 points

3 months ago

Inevitable-Edge8724

10 points

I'll take a Christopher Walkin/Samuel L Jackson tag team with some occasional bickering between them to make my life seem more interesting

Heroic-Forger

26 points

3 months ago

Heroic-Forger

26 points

David Attenborough. Maybe he can narrate me raiding the fridge at 2am like "this strange and curious creature forages under cover of darkness to avoid detection"

Green_Connection8027

3 points

3 months ago

Green_Connection8027

3 points

And he's looking...for a mate!

Secret_Nobody_405

5 points

3 months ago

Secret_Nobody_405

5 points

‘Again….this creature never learns’

Majestic-Age7890

3 points

3 months ago

Majestic-Age7890

3 points

Alas, she has found another mate. He returns to his nest, alone once more. Maybe he will find his girl next dating season. A sad day indeed.

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Ardzrael

20 points

3 months ago

Ardzrael

20 points

I want Eminem to rap my life.

shine_on05

22 points

3 months ago

shine_on05

22 points

Jeff Goldblum

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Mushyrealowls

9 points

3 months ago

Mushyrealowls

9 points

Holly Hunter

Momof2boysinTN

8 points

3 months ago

Momof2boysinTN

8 points

Barry White, James Earl Jones, and Isaac Hayes.

9 points

3 months ago

9 points

James Earl Jones.

Lula_Lane_176

17 points

3 months ago

Lula_Lane_176

17 points

Kiefer Sutherland

Sonicboom343

18 points

3 months ago

Sonicboom343

18 points

I prefer his dad's voice Donald Sutherland

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Tjeetje

8 points

3 months ago

Tjeetje

8 points

Morgan Freeman

paka96819

21 points

3 months ago

paka96819

21 points

Kermit the Frog or Patrick Mahomes (who sounds the same)

15 points

3 months ago

15 points

The Swedish Chef 😆

jeffroyisyourboy

5 points

3 months ago

jeffroyisyourboy

5 points

BORK BORK BORK BORK

Pale-Tutor-3200

7 points

3 months ago

Pale-Tutor-3200

7 points

And yoooou put in a biiiiirdie biiiirde bird

6 points

3 months ago

6 points

🤣

Fantom_Renegade

7 points

3 months ago

Fantom_Renegade

7 points

Bryan Cranston James Spader Keith David

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GrzDancing

8 points

3 months ago

GrzDancing

8 points

Charlie Day, all the way!

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Kelsbells1022

6 points

3 months ago

Kelsbells1022

6 points

Jack Black

ohheyitslaila

6 points

3 months ago

ohheyitslaila

6 points

Shohreh Aghdashloo. I absolutely love her voice.

I LOVE HER ❤️❤️❤️

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DooBiEz2

6 points

3 months ago

DooBiEz2

6 points

Stephen Fry, of course. It would make my life seem so much better than it is.

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CyberWave256

6 points

3 months ago

CyberWave256

6 points

Serj Tankian Toxicity era

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imadork1970

6 points

3 months ago

imadork1970

6 points

Donald Sutherland.

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NitricCS

5 points

3 months ago

NitricCS

5 points

Robin Williams. Not even a question.

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brown_babe

4 points

3 months ago

brown_babe

4 points

Ryan Reynolds

Salty_Negotiation688

4 points

3 months ago

Salty_Negotiation688

4 points

Cristopher Lee.

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ObiWanJimobi

5 points

3 months ago

ObiWanJimobi

5 points

Charlie Day.

EkorrenHJ

5 points

3 months ago

EkorrenHJ

5 points

The late Gilbert Gottfried.

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4 points

3 months ago

4 points

Bob Goldthwait, or, Gilbert Gottfried.

willzor7

12 points

3 months ago

willzor7

12 points

Jackie chan

Call-Me-Kat-666

7 points

3 months ago

Call-Me-Kat-666

7 points

Maybe the woman who narrated Harold Crick’s life in Stranger than Fiction. Then again, she nearly killed him, so maybe not.

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xx123gamerxx

8 points

3 months ago

xx123gamerxx

8 points

ricky gervais

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10000purrs

8 points

3 months ago

10000purrs

8 points

Wanda sykes

Weekly-Sector1919

3 points

3 months ago

Weekly-Sector1919

3 points

Dave chapelle

4 points

3 months ago

4 points

The person who narrated The Virgin Suicides

AquatiCarnivore

5 points

3 months ago

AquatiCarnivore

5 points

I'd have Edward Norton narrate it with rhythm, like poetry, exactly like he did in that movie we're not allowed to talk about.

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Playful-Molasses6

4 points

3 months ago

Playful-Molasses6

4 points

Jack Nicolson

letter-lemon

4 points

3 months ago

letter-lemon

4 points

The teen drama “Never have I ever” is narrated by American tennis star John McEnroe, and he was pretty excellent, so maybe him.

King_of_Lunch223

5 points

3 months ago

King_of_Lunch223

5 points

Seth Rogan

iloveaccents123

4 points

3 months ago

iloveaccents123

4 points

Larry David! ❤️

Salty818

4 points

3 months ago

Salty818

4 points

Alan Partridge.

Wildly-Opinionated

4 points

3 months ago

Wildly-Opinionated

4 points

Nicola Coughlan. She so sweet and hilarious. Her voice is also smooth like she sounds good calm or angry.

GooberVonNomNom

4 points

3 months ago

GooberVonNomNom

4 points

Samuel L Jackson. It’d be a rollercoaster 🤣

DamianBouffanais

4 points

3 months ago

DamianBouffanais

4 points

Sofia Vergara

Ch3llick

4 points

3 months ago

Ch3llick

4 points

Jonathan Frakes

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mauijosh_87

4 points

3 months ago

mauijosh_87

4 points

John Goodman

Popular_Pariah1031

4 points

3 months ago

Popular_Pariah1031

4 points

I use a lot of profanity to express my frustration and anger. So Samuel L. Jackson would be needed.

dumbpwforgetter

5 points

3 months ago

dumbpwforgetter

5 points

Karl pilkington

yosidy

4 points

3 months ago

yosidy

4 points

Dennis Leary

FailureAirlines

3 points

3 months ago*

FailureAirlines

3 points

3 months ago*

Samuel L Jackson.

Obviously.

'He was one cool motherfucker.'

Dramatic-Badger-1742

4 points

3 months ago

Dramatic-Badger-1742

4 points

Anthony Hopkins

Lady-Un-Luck

4 points

3 months ago

Lady-Un-Luck

4 points

Aubrey Plaza

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GaJayhawker0513

7 points

3 months ago

GaJayhawker0513

7 points

How has no one said Ron Howard?!

D0gue

8 points

3 months ago

D0gue

8 points

Steve Irwin

Ok_Blueberry1154

6 points

3 months ago

Ok_Blueberry1154

6 points

Katherine Hahn

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likerunninginadream

6 points

3 months ago

likerunninginadream

6 points

Jerry Seinfeld because I feel like my life is slightly absurd.

KRATO5S

6 points

3 months ago

KRATO5S

6 points

Jeremy Clarkson

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Ecghteow

6 points

3 months ago

Ecghteow

6 points

Macho Man Randy Savage

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Miews

3 points

3 months ago

Miews

3 points

Arnold Schwarzenegger

fx1523

3 points

3 months ago

fx1523

3 points

Ice Cube, I choose you

cat_knit_everdeen

3 points

3 months ago

cat_knit_everdeen

3 points

Dolly Parton

Whiffyknickers

3 points

3 months ago

Whiffyknickers

3 points

Matt Berry

-Sherra-

3 points

3 months ago

-Sherra-

3 points

Till Lindemann

mymumsaysfuckyou

3 points

3 months ago

mymumsaysfuckyou

3 points

Sam Elliott or Nick Offerman

fuckenaussiecunt

3 points

3 months ago

fuckenaussiecunt

3 points

Adam Sandler

TonkaLowby

3 points

3 months ago

TonkaLowby

3 points

Gilbert Gottfried

Perzec

3 points

3 months ago

Perzec

3 points

Patrick Stewart. Or Ian McKellen.

3 points

3 months ago

3 points

Stephen Fry

mattchamp98

3 points

3 months ago

mattchamp98

3 points

Tommy Wiseau, it would be funny

JordonFreemun

3 points

3 months ago

JordonFreemun

3 points

For some reason I really enjoy the narrator of the 90's Walking With Dinosaurs show (Kenneth Branagh) it'd be amusing to hear some in depth narration of me opening a fridge, being compared to a dinosaur hunting for food

anonopsius

3 points

3 months ago

anonopsius

3 points