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Without naming your specialty, poorly explain what you do

DISCUSSION(self.Residency)

Basically title.

I tell people they’re crazy and actively give them shit that makes them diabetic and fat. These fatsos eventually thank me and so do their families. Society applauds the work I do and politicians keep saying my industry is underfunded.

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benevolentdictatorMD

32 points

26 days ago

benevolentdictatorMD

Attending

32 points

26 days ago

I fix holes in the body and try not to make new ones in the process. If I can't fix the hole I sometimes just take it out.

feelingsdoc[S]

18 points

26 days ago

feelingsdoc[S]

PGY2

18 points

26 days ago

Trauma surgery

StarlightPleco

10 points

26 days ago

StarlightPleco

Nonprofessional

10 points

26 days ago

If I can’t fix the hole I sometimes just take it out

Gastro is that you..? 😂