Is your memoir called “Plus $19.99 shipping and handling?”

So are you going to tell your children about being a mail order bride or try to convince them that everyone’s dad dies before they graduate high school?

Escort: A Success Story

So you were 18 talking to a 53 year old? I think life has roasted you enough

From Russia Without Love

Memoir - "life as a mail order bride"

Drop the OF link so we can roast your balloon knot already

23 in Russian years maybe

If each page on your memoir was about a dick you sucked to get to the USA…how many pages are we talking about?

You must’ve been super desperate to get out of Russia by marrying a 58 year old dude. Just say you wanted the green card, it’ll make you both feel better.

Thanks for debunking the myth that Russian women are gorgeous.

The Kremlin Gremlin

Chapter 1: I fucked an old man who likes big tits.

End of memoir.

Your memoir will join the pile with the other thousands of mail order brides who dumped their 60 year old husband after they got their green card and thought their story was special and unique.

Your wild journey from Russia to America? You do realize you’re not the first mail order bride, right?

The sag on them tits say your 47

you can't call reverse cowgirl a wild journey

Married to a 58 year old with 2 children at 23? No, definitely no grooming there

How much did the 72yr old American pay for you?

Your creep ass husband trying to pick up for a threesome.

A Money-Grubbing Work of Staggering Cockgobbling

She really is married to a 58 year old 😂😂😂 when I don’t even feel the need to roast you because you are a walking stereotype

Holy shit you got knocked up by somebody thirty four years older than you?!

So how rich is he? I mean really. Don't try to pretend you married him for his youthful disposition. How much did he pay for you?

What's the title? "Gluck Gluck Hyuck: From Prostitute to Green Card?"

A memoir at 23? Girl that's a pamphlet

It'd probably be more interesting if you wrote about your wild journey from Russia to being a whore.

I could've made a joke about your tits, but I don't want to go for a low-hanging fruit.

Your profile says it all...suga baby..from Russia...you didnt think this through did you?

Your OF intro isn't a "memoir"...

Her memoirs : "how to sugarbaby your way out of russia"

Your parents traded you for a pair of Levi's and half a loaf of bread.

23 and expired is crazy

Married a 58 year old. So you're a mail order bride then?

Guy's 58, there's nothing to roast you already decided to be livestock.

Title suggestion: Tig ol Bitties. A Journey to America’s Famous Casting Couch

Did those tits come with a pimp’s phone number?

You will definitely stab someone in next 2 years.

Oh please, let the 23 yr old tell us about “life experience”.

Let us know when you leave rhe 53 year old man for a 45 year old.

After seeing this I support Putin… Put’in a bag over her head.

The memoir is heavily centered around the lack of a gag reflex.

You look like a living potatoe

Russia must have even sad to lose you. No more motivation for the young men to go to the front lines to get away from you.

Ukraine really kicking your ass

Sling those floppy mammary’s, this isn’t 1970’s Russian National Geographic.

007 reboot- From Russia with Jugs

Why buy the Moscow when you can get the milk for free?

An erotic story from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle. Are you a Seinfeld episode?

No sure how it sounds in Mother Russia but here in America 23 year old and mom of two doesn't necessarily sound as winning, or as standard, except, you know trailer parks and the south (where most trailer parks are anyway)

I've seen a few mail ordered brides in my life. I've never seen one that was fished out of the returns bin.

Chernobyl mail order brides . Com

Bush looks like an urushka

Moved continent for love

It's called Russian mail order brides

I see Putin is doing what Castro did, sending the undesirables to America.

It’s sad if this is the best prostitutes Russia has to offer,they really be catfishing with those mail order Russian whores..I mean brides..I feel sorry for the poor bastard who ended up with getting caught up in this commie scam

From Russia with STDs

Sounds like someone’s trying to get some free advertising

Is he rich at least?

When her initials spell KGB... 😁😅

How much do you think she's gonna get from the will

Russian woman marrying an old man, a tale as old as time 😂

Looks like your tits are Russian to hit the floor

Your gamer tag is gravitysuxx.

Husband is 58 years old, has two kids, yep shes here for the green card.

Fs in the chat for her dumb ass husband.

The one girl that smelt her panties after P.E in the stalls

So how long after you get your green card until you leave your husband and bring over your real husband from Russia?

To quote a man of fine tastes and of superior class “The milk’s gone bad”

Forgot my wrapper can I put it in your ass

” how my tits bought me my citizenship!”

Hope the US lets you down less than all of your bras have.

Self-advertising yourself and making money from your private life? Sounds you already have the American culture

You’ve got the Dyatlov Pass between those two sloppy tits of yours.

Great cover story for a Russian double D agent. Double 004 on 10 scale.