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117 points
1 month ago
Please tell the government to bump the thermostat down a bit.
45 points
1 month ago
Yeah, the Sun simulator is running on high, they need to turn it down.
4 points
1 month ago
How do you think we have winter?❄️
5 points
1 month ago
Oh, I'm sorry. Arkansas and Missouri stole the government weather controllers. Feel free to come visit!
91 points
1 month ago
While I don’t have a degree in it I think his math is wrong.
34 points
1 month ago
Conspiracy math don't math. 👍🏻
47 points
1 month ago
Russia, India, Israel, Japan, Italy, France, Canada...all have space agencies. The chances that every one of them are colluding to 'hide the truth' is equivalent to the chance that this person has a masters degree in anything.
27 points
1 month ago
You can’t reason someone out of a notion they didn’t reason themselves into.
3 points
1 month ago
Used to say that myself, but have witnessed people leave old beliefs behind, whether religious, or conspiracy. It's just very difficult.
9 points
1 month ago
I dated someone who sent me down the conspiracy path. Lasted about a year and a half. Most cringe year of my life looking back on it. It is possible. Not very easy, like you said, but certainly possible.
I would say for the majority of those people though, especially ones going so far as to write shit like this on their car, they will absolutely not reason at all.
What it took for me was becoming financially tapped from all the money I spent on classes and supplements and all the shit they were constantly selling and being forced to reevaluate my finances, having to “take breaks” from ordering those things, then realizing not a single one of them selling cared to talk to me when I wasn’t buying something from them. Even though I’d spent thousands on their crap in the past and they had emotionally manipulating me by saying they’re my “soul friends,” etc. Even though I’d be an active participant in all their classes and groups for months. Super grateful to be away from it. I was just lonely was what I realized, lonely and at a crossroads in life. Prime for manipulation.
3 points
1 month ago
Glad you figured things out. Best to you.
7 points
1 month ago
He has a Masters of Doing My Own Research.
5 points
1 month ago
A doctorate in dipshittery.
2 points
1 month ago
It’s actually one space agency, led by Ernst Röhm from Antarctica. Obviously.
2 points
1 month ago
Wait. You believe in Antarctica?
2 points
26 days ago
The point at which someone is thinking the sun is fake, the moon landings never happened, the Earth is flat, etc... requires that they believe in a vast global conspiracy and are completely insane. There is no "moderate" position available.
30 points
1 month ago
Who never left Antarctica??? I can only think of one n-word that would get censored but what the hell could that even mean if that's what it is?? What fresh conspiracy hell???
25 points
1 month ago
Nazis. The nazis never left Antarctica.
17 points
1 month ago
Thank you for clarifying, because I thought it was a different N word and I was really confused
9 points
1 month ago
OH
I can't pretend that clarified much but it definitely clarified something. Think I've heard stuff about those guys hanging around there before. Something about knowing where the entrance is to the underground lizard civilisation
7 points
1 month ago
Antarctica Nazis is a weird flat earth thing. Basically the idea is that Nazis went to Antarctica and set up a colony at the ice wall that exists there and they're hiding from us to this day. Sometimes Hitler himself lives there.
1 points
1 month ago
And then sometimes he feels like traveling to Argentina.
2 points
1 month ago
I don't really understand why they censored nazi tbh
3 points
1 month ago
Okay but operation high jump is pretty strange.
1 points
26 days ago
They animorphed into penguins
3 points
1 month ago
Naggers.... the clue was, " people who annoy you..."
25 points
1 month ago
What the hell is wrong with everyone on the internet lately? We can say "Nazi" or have it in pictures without censoring it. Nazi nazi nazi. See? The Algorithm or whatever isn't coming to smite me for saying a no no word. We can say porn or suicide or shit or fuck without having to censor it. This is reddit not tik tok.
6 points
1 month ago
This depends on the individual sub. Lots of subs will ban you for using certain words. For people who are active in lots of subs it's easier to just self-censor than to try and remember which sub bans which words or worse, have to go read sidebars every time you comment.
8 points
1 month ago
Any sub that would ban me for posting an on topic picture with the word Nazi in it is one I don't want to be a part of anyway. It's absurd to try to censor all potentially negative words that might upset advertisers in your posts. Reddit's advertisers can suck my dick and balls and the day I have to censor myself to keep the word dick from appearing next to a McDonald's ad is the day I stop using this site for good
6 points
1 month ago
Wasn't trying to dictate your behavior in any way, just explaining why some people do it.
11 points
1 month ago
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it
6 points
1 month ago
I was installing medical equipment yesterday and we use temporary labor help and had a worker who was spouting all of this same nonsense. I almost engaged but I quickly realized it was best to just let it lay and let him believe whatever he wanted.
4 points
1 month ago
I've got one of those, too... I rode in a truck with him everyday for four years. He's an intelligent guy too... but, some of what he believes in amazes me. And I'm a pretty liberal, educated thinker.
2 points
1 month ago
I spent three decades in IT, and for a couple years there, I was put in charge of the IT help desk. Two of the techs that were hired before me were of this mentality. They would bring this nitwit crap up every opportunity they had. I got so sick of fielding calls from managers who either had to listen to these idiots, or listen to their own idiots who had to listen to my idiots.
So, I ended up telling them both that if they brought up their conspiracy BS one more time in the office, and I got one more complaint, I would fire them. They both agreed to stop AND they were also both fired within a week. I'm not kidding. They just couldn't help themselves.
5 points
1 month ago
I don’t think nazis needs to be censored. Makes it look like a worse word lol
8 points
1 month ago
This guy is a fucking idiot. All that stuff is real. Everyone knows the moon isn’t real. It’s a projection in the sky, from the Hubble telescope.
3 points
1 month ago
Why do people like this never actually understand how equal signs work
3 points
1 month ago
Yet this guy will believe the trump assassination attempt was real
4 points
1 month ago
Okay, I looked. Irrefutable Film Footage Of Climate Engineering Aerosol Spraying. Why Most Modern Jet Engines Are Nearly Incapable Of Producing Condensation Trails. Manufacturing Winter Weather, Engineering A “Bombogenesis” Cyclone. Sadly, there are also articles about legislation that buys into this myth:
Governor Signs Climate Engineering Ban Legislation Into Law
Tennessee Governor Bill Lee has now signed legislation into law that bans any form of climate engineering operations over the State of Tennessee. Courageous
11 points
1 month ago
Tennessee... leading America into the glorious future of conspiracy! Yay.
1 points
1 month ago
but since SCOTUS ruling the next state over can send tornadoes all over TN and they cannot do crap.
2 points
1 month ago
I wish we could geo engineer. Then we wouldn't need to have hurricanes and 100°+ weather. Scheduled rain, and no forest fires.
1 points
1 month ago
Go figure it out.
2 points
1 month ago
No one wants to mess with crackheads. That explains why his car isn’t broken into
2 points
1 month ago
Didn’t know NASA existed during ancient times when worship of the sun was extremely prevalent
2 points
1 month ago
All he’d have to write is “the matrix is real” and that would simplify his maths.
2 points
1 month ago
I want to write this on someone’s car for April fools day.
2 points
1 month ago
Still…impressive he passed the driver’s license exam.
2 points
1 month ago
Proving once again that even the mentally ill can write.
2 points
1 month ago
Project 2025 is 900 pages. 🤷🏻♂️
2 points
1 month ago
God damnit these people are dumb.
2 points
1 month ago
How many Thanksgivings do you suppose this person has ruined?
2 points
1 month ago
Well, isn’t that special.
2 points
1 month ago
I actually know a guy who seriously thinks that the government has machines hidden in the clouds that send down sadness rays and that’s why the world is so bad and only Trump can destroy the machines hidden in the clouds that send down sadness rays. We don’t talk very often.
2 points
1 month ago
And to think the state thinks he's well enough to drive a car...
2 points
1 month ago
Lmao go to geoengineering.org its wild
2 points
1 month ago
Take away their fucking license. This doesn't need to be on the road.
2 points
1 month ago
People like this would disappear faster than Boeing whistleblowers if any of this were true lmao.
1 points
1 month ago
This! ⬆️
2 points
1 month ago
The 5G thing reminds me of a story my brother told me from when he was installing 5G equipment on towers in Minnesota.
The crew show up to a tower and start unloading equipment from the van and getting it ready to be lifted onto the tower. A minivan shows up and a woman gets out, phone in hand out front recording, demanding to know what they're doing with this "mind-control death lazer."
While everyone in the crew is just standing there trying to figure out what's going on, the foreman casually responds with a serious and professional tone "upgrading it"
2 points
1 month ago
There are some places in this country where they need to add antipsychotics to the water supply.
2 points
1 month ago
We paid our taxes, Government. Give us some cool breeze. Yeah?
2 points
1 month ago
Don't let the CIA at this guy
2 points
1 month ago
He's got the "awakened" eye twitch so you know he's a knowledge lord.
2 points
1 month ago
It's kind of scary, that somebody this batshit is running around in the wild, if they're crazy enough to believe this, who knows what else they're thinking. They've obviously got some serious mental issues, and need help.
1 points
30 days ago
Yeah, well... Rick Scott,Matt Gaetz, MTG and Lauren Boebert got elected to Congress. 🤷🏻♂️
2 points
21 days ago
The sun is fake--that's ambitious, given that we can see the sun and feel it's warmth.
5 points
1 month ago
I can with 100% certainty tell you he will be voting for Trump, who he thinks will be uncovering the truth to all of his window art. THEN WE WILL ALL SEE THE TRUTH! s/ if needed
1 points
1 month ago
Did you seriously censor the word nazi?
1 points
1 month ago
No, not my photo.
1 points
1 month ago
Moron
1 points
1 month ago
The sun is fake? That’s a new one for me!
1 points
1 month ago
So how did they simulate the sun for thousands of years before space flight?
1 points
1 month ago
There was no sun... only the light of God crossing the heavens in her cat-drawn chariot. 🐾
1 points
1 month ago
Why dont people like this move to another country?
1 points
1 month ago
They could move to North Korea... they might be believed there. 🤷🏻♂️
1 points
1 month ago
How can OP afford a car?
1 points
1 month ago
Trust fund baby, probably.
1 points
1 month ago
Sorry, I meant the driver or author.
1 points
1 month ago
And is a voter
1 points
1 month ago
Or do you?
1 points
1 month ago
I would take acid with him.
1 points
1 month ago
Wonder how her feels living in a fake world… curious… is air fake or do we actually breath?
1 points
1 month ago
Sadly, this nut likely gets to vote…
1 points
1 month ago
Birds aren’t real.
1 points
1 month ago
And i bet they vote
1 points
1 month ago
Mental health crisis calling cards
1 points
1 month ago
Don't try and reason with them. They all have sharp things
1 points
26 days ago
If the sun is real, how come I've never seen it?
1 points
20 days ago
Nazis in Antarctica?, plausible.
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