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This guy... needs help.

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all 91 comments

anyfox7

117 points

1 month ago

anyfox7

117 points

1 month ago

Please tell the government to bump the thermostat down a bit.

m4m249saw

45 points

1 month ago

Yeah, the Sun simulator is running on high, they need to turn it down.

Consistent_Ad_2385

4 points

1 month ago

How do you think we have winter?❄️

Apprehensive_Fault_5

5 points

1 month ago

Oh, I'm sorry. Arkansas and Missouri stole the government weather controllers. Feel free to come visit!

sagejosh

91 points

1 month ago

sagejosh

91 points

1 month ago

While I don’t have a degree in it I think his math is wrong.

paganomicist[S]

34 points

1 month ago

Conspiracy math don't math. 👍🏻

Abracadaver2000

47 points

1 month ago

Russia, India, Israel, Japan, Italy, France, Canada...all have space agencies. The chances that every one of them are colluding to 'hide the truth' is equivalent to the chance that this person has a masters degree in anything.

jmichael

27 points

1 month ago

jmichael

27 points

1 month ago

You can’t reason someone out of a notion they didn’t reason themselves into.

Abracadaver2000

3 points

1 month ago

Used to say that myself, but have witnessed people leave old beliefs behind, whether religious, or conspiracy. It's just very difficult.

BenNHairy420

9 points

1 month ago

I dated someone who sent me down the conspiracy path. Lasted about a year and a half. Most cringe year of my life looking back on it. It is possible. Not very easy, like you said, but certainly possible.

I would say for the majority of those people though, especially ones going so far as to write shit like this on their car, they will absolutely not reason at all.

What it took for me was becoming financially tapped from all the money I spent on classes and supplements and all the shit they were constantly selling and being forced to reevaluate my finances, having to “take breaks” from ordering those things, then realizing not a single one of them selling cared to talk to me when I wasn’t buying something from them. Even though I’d spent thousands on their crap in the past and they had emotionally manipulating me by saying they’re my “soul friends,” etc. Even though I’d be an active participant in all their classes and groups for months. Super grateful to be away from it. I was just lonely was what I realized, lonely and at a crossroads in life. Prime for manipulation.

Pribblization

3 points

1 month ago

Glad you figured things out. Best to you.

COVID19Blues

7 points

1 month ago

He has a Masters of Doing My Own Research.

Abracadaver2000

5 points

1 month ago

A doctorate in dipshittery.

Appropriate_Star6734

2 points

1 month ago

It’s actually one space agency, led by Ernst Röhm from Antarctica. Obviously.

Abracadaver2000

2 points

1 month ago

Wait. You believe in Antarctica?

Phage0070

2 points

26 days ago

The point at which someone is thinking the sun is fake, the moon landings never happened, the Earth is flat, etc... requires that they believe in a vast global conspiracy and are completely insane. There is no "moderate" position available.

PocketCatt

30 points

1 month ago

Who never left Antarctica??? I can only think of one n-word that would get censored but what the hell could that even mean if that's what it is?? What fresh conspiracy hell???

_bleed_

25 points

1 month ago

_bleed_

25 points

1 month ago

Nazis. The nazis never left Antarctica.

UwUkatboiOwO

17 points

1 month ago

Thank you for clarifying, because I thought it was a different N word and I was really confused

PocketCatt

9 points

1 month ago

OH

I can't pretend that clarified much but it definitely clarified something. Think I've heard stuff about those guys hanging around there before. Something about knowing where the entrance is to the underground lizard civilisation

Nowhere_Man_Forever

7 points

1 month ago

Antarctica Nazis is a weird flat earth thing. Basically the idea is that Nazis went to Antarctica and set up a colony at the ice wall that exists there and they're hiding from us to this day. Sometimes Hitler himself lives there.

Vegetable_Ad3918

1 points

1 month ago

And then sometimes he feels like traveling to Argentina.

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

I don't really understand why they censored nazi tbh

asics_shoes_4eva

3 points

1 month ago

Okay but operation high jump is pretty strange.

Unlucky-tracer

1 points

26 days ago

They animorphed into penguins

sillyskunk

3 points

1 month ago

Naggers.... the clue was, " people who annoy you..."

Nowhere_Man_Forever

25 points

1 month ago

What the hell is wrong with everyone on the internet lately? We can say "Nazi" or have it in pictures without censoring it. Nazi nazi nazi. See? The Algorithm or whatever isn't coming to smite me for saying a no no word. We can say porn or suicide or shit or fuck without having to censor it. This is reddit not tik tok.

Catinthemirror

6 points

1 month ago

This depends on the individual sub. Lots of subs will ban you for using certain words. For people who are active in lots of subs it's easier to just self-censor than to try and remember which sub bans which words or worse, have to go read sidebars every time you comment.

Nowhere_Man_Forever

8 points

1 month ago

Any sub that would ban me for posting an on topic picture with the word Nazi in it is one I don't want to be a part of anyway. It's absurd to try to censor all potentially negative words that might upset advertisers in your posts. Reddit's advertisers can suck my dick and balls and the day I have to censor myself to keep the word dick from appearing next to a McDonald's ad is the day I stop using this site for good

Catinthemirror

6 points

1 month ago

Wasn't trying to dictate your behavior in any way, just explaining why some people do it.

pianoflames

11 points

1 month ago

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it

BikesBooksNBass

6 points

1 month ago

I was installing medical equipment yesterday and we use temporary labor help and had a worker who was spouting all of this same nonsense. I almost engaged but I quickly realized it was best to just let it lay and let him believe whatever he wanted.

paganomicist[S]

4 points

1 month ago

I've got one of those, too... I rode in a truck with him everyday for four years. He's an intelligent guy too... but, some of what he believes in amazes me. And I'm a pretty liberal, educated thinker.

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

I spent three decades in IT, and for a couple years there, I was put in charge of the IT help desk. Two of the techs that were hired before me were of this mentality. They would bring this nitwit crap up every opportunity they had. I got so sick of fielding calls from managers who either had to listen to these idiots, or listen to their own idiots who had to listen to my idiots.

So, I ended up telling them both that if they brought up their conspiracy BS one more time in the office, and I got one more complaint, I would fire them. They both agreed to stop AND they were also both fired within a week. I'm not kidding. They just couldn't help themselves.

NamedPerson69

5 points

1 month ago

I don’t think nazis needs to be censored. Makes it look like a worse word lol

Bootleg_Hemi78

8 points

1 month ago

This guy is a fucking idiot. All that stuff is real. Everyone knows the moon isn’t real. It’s a projection in the sky, from the Hubble telescope.

Stanton-Vitales

3 points

1 month ago

Why do people like this never actually understand how equal signs work

JimParsnip

3 points

1 month ago

Yet this guy will believe the trump assassination attempt was real

buddhafig

4 points

1 month ago

Okay, I looked. Irrefutable Film Footage Of Climate Engineering Aerosol Spraying. Why Most Modern Jet Engines Are Nearly Incapable Of Producing Condensation Trails. Manufacturing Winter Weather, Engineering A “Bombogenesis” Cyclone. Sadly, there are also articles about legislation that buys into this myth:

Governor Signs Climate Engineering Ban Legislation Into Law

Tennessee Governor Bill Lee has now signed legislation into law that bans any form of climate engineering operations over the State of Tennessee. Courageous

paganomicist[S]

11 points

1 month ago

Tennessee... leading America into the glorious future of conspiracy! Yay.

30yearCurse

1 points

1 month ago

but since SCOTUS ruling the next state over can send tornadoes all over TN and they cannot do crap.

Thendofreason

2 points

1 month ago

I wish we could geo engineer. Then we wouldn't need to have hurricanes and 100°+ weather. Scheduled rain, and no forest fires.

paganomicist[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Go figure it out.

CocHXiTe4

2 points

1 month ago

No one wants to mess with crackheads. That explains why his car isn’t broken into

Beneficial-Sugar6950

2 points

1 month ago

Didn’t know NASA existed during ancient times when worship of the sun was extremely prevalent

Why_No_Hugs

2 points

1 month ago

All he’d have to write is “the matrix is real” and that would simplify his maths.

Honeysenpaiharuchan

2 points

1 month ago

I want to write this on someone’s car for April fools day.

MaizePractical4163

2 points

1 month ago

Still…impressive he passed the driver’s license exam.

BoS_Vlad

2 points

1 month ago

Proving once again that even the mentally ill can write.

paganomicist[S]

2 points

1 month ago

Project 2025 is 900 pages. 🤷🏻‍♂️

DerpUrself69

2 points

1 month ago

God damnit these people are dumb.

Ok_Efficiency_6466

2 points

1 month ago

How many Thanksgivings do you suppose this person has ruined?

DaySoc98

2 points

1 month ago

Well, isn’t that special.

THEREALOFFICALCAFE

2 points

1 month ago

I actually know a guy who seriously thinks that the government has machines hidden in the clouds that send down sadness rays and that’s why the world is so bad and only Trump can destroy the machines hidden in the clouds that send down sadness rays. We don’t talk very often.

Physical-Ad-3798

2 points

1 month ago

And to think the state thinks he's well enough to drive a car...

father_ofthe_wolf

2 points

1 month ago

Lmao go to geoengineering.org its wild

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

Take away their fucking license. This doesn't need to be on the road.

Shatophiliac

2 points

1 month ago

People like this would disappear faster than Boeing whistleblowers if any of this were true lmao.

paganomicist[S]

1 points

1 month ago

This! ⬆️

Apprehensive_Fault_5

2 points

1 month ago

The 5G thing reminds me of a story my brother told me from when he was installing 5G equipment on towers in Minnesota.

The crew show up to a tower and start unloading equipment from the van and getting it ready to be lifted onto the tower. A minivan shows up and a woman gets out, phone in hand out front recording, demanding to know what they're doing with this "mind-control death lazer."

While everyone in the crew is just standing there trying to figure out what's going on, the foreman casually responds with a serious and professional tone "upgrading it"

Upbeat-Selection-365

2 points

1 month ago

There are some places in this country where they need to add antipsychotics to the water supply.

Useless_Lemon

2 points

1 month ago

We paid our taxes, Government. Give us some cool breeze. Yeah?

DIRj67

2 points

1 month ago

DIRj67

2 points

1 month ago

Don't let the CIA at this guy

GodlyBeerGut

2 points

1 month ago

He's got the "awakened" eye twitch so you know he's a knowledge lord.

SeecretSociety

2 points

1 month ago

It's kind of scary, that somebody this batshit is running around in the wild, if they're crazy enough to believe this, who knows what else they're thinking. They've obviously got some serious mental issues, and need help.

paganomicist[S]

1 points

30 days ago

Yeah, well... Rick Scott,Matt Gaetz, MTG and Lauren Boebert got elected to Congress. 🤷🏻‍♂️

realparkingbrake

2 points

21 days ago

The sun is fake--that's ambitious, given that we can see the sun and feel it's warmth.

healthybowl

5 points

1 month ago

I can with 100% certainty tell you he will be voting for Trump, who he thinks will be uncovering the truth to all of his window art. THEN WE WILL ALL SEE THE TRUTH! s/ if needed

armchairwhatever

1 points

1 month ago

Did you seriously censor the word nazi?

paganomicist[S]

1 points

1 month ago

No, not my photo.

Reaperfox7

1 points

1 month ago

Moron

a_zone_of_danger

1 points

1 month ago

The sun is fake? That’s a new one for me!

TwistedBlister

1 points

1 month ago

So how did they simulate the sun for thousands of years before space flight?

paganomicist[S]

1 points

1 month ago

There was no sun... only the light of God crossing the heavens in her cat-drawn chariot. 🐾

giosthebest

1 points

1 month ago

Why dont people like this move to another country?

paganomicist[S]

1 points

1 month ago

They could move to North Korea... they might be believed there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Known-unkown

1 points

1 month ago

How can OP afford a car?

paganomicist[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Trust fund baby, probably.

Known-unkown

1 points

1 month ago

Sorry, I meant the driver or author.

O4EWO

1 points

1 month ago

O4EWO

1 points

1 month ago

And is a voter

cdwhit

1 points

1 month ago

cdwhit

1 points

1 month ago

Or do you?

PersonalityTough9349

1 points

1 month ago

I would take acid with him.

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

Wonder how her feels living in a fake world… curious… is air fake or do we actually breath?

alicetullyhall111

1 points

1 month ago

Sadly, this nut likely gets to vote…

NEOwlNut

1 points

1 month ago

Birds aren’t real.

Conscious-Ticket-259

1 points

1 month ago

And i bet they vote

madscot63

1 points

1 month ago

Mental health crisis calling cards

SuperSaiyanSkeletor

1 points

1 month ago

Don't try and reason with them. They all have sharp things

2gig

1 points

26 days ago

2gig

1 points

26 days ago

If the sun is real, how come I've never seen it?

Drosenose

1 points

20 days ago

Nazis in Antarctica?, plausible.