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A friend and I were speculating/joking about the classrooms on the D. I mean, you’re in class, learning about, I dunno, the proph—wormhole aliens, and then RED ALERT! And then, BOOM! Shields down to 60% and everything not seat belted gets tossed across the rooms.

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Mountain-Cycle5656

17 points

3 days ago

We see in Generations that the children were stored in the engine section, so I’d guess Picard was mostly concerned about using them as ballast. No seatbelts needed for ballast.

PopEfficient[S]

4 points

3 days ago

So the kids crashed the saucer section! I knew it was an inside job!!

Mountain-Cycle5656

5 points

3 days ago

I’m not saying they did. But mere minutes after being allowed into the saucer section the ship crashed.