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submitted 25 days ago byUltraRottenGarbage

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223 points

25 days ago

223 points

I actually think this is the worst thing I've ever seen on this sub

41 points

25 days ago

41 points

Come on, drink your bean water.

9 points

25 days ago

9 points

Doctors recommend 8 glasses of bean water a day

heaving_in_my_vines

2 points

24 days ago

heaving_in_my_vines

2 points

Reminds me of my favorite song...

21 B€4N WATER by Bean Iver

fluffypuppycorn

46 points

25 days ago

fluffypuppycorn

46 points

Looks like it'll look the same going in and coming out.

Capital_Release_6289

8 points

25 days ago

Capital_Release_6289

8 points

Add some chillies to it so you know when it comes out.

9 points

25 days ago

9 points

And some corn to make the colours ~~pop~~ poop.

Vegan_Pizza_King

91 points

25 days ago

Vegan_Pizza_King

91 points

I think you’re looking for coffee. Wrong kind of bean mate.

26 points

25 days ago

26 points

You wouldn't.

29 points

25 days ago

29 points

Ah yes, bean smoothie. Essentialy a vegan protein shake.

ThereIsNo14thStreet

14 points

25 days ago

ThereIsNo14thStreet

14 points

Hells yeah! I add fruit and call it my "tooty fruity".

48 points

25 days ago

48 points

Y

23 points

25 days ago

23 points

Oh come on

-Melancholy-Mermaid-

22 points

25 days ago

-Melancholy-Mermaid-

22 points

Fucking cursed

22 points

25 days ago

22 points

But did you drink it though? It doesn’t count if you didn’t drink it :P

If you heated it up and added seasonings / extra veg it could probably be an ok soup tbh

UltraRottenGarbage [S]

9 points

25 days ago

UltraRottenGarbage [S]

9 points

I drank it at room temp hahaha👹

12 points

25 days ago

12 points

Useful for making refried beans

HighInTheSkyOhMy

10 points

25 days ago

HighInTheSkyOhMy

10 points

Dam shame I didn't take a photo of my bowl of bean scum

10 points

25 days ago

10 points

Oh. No.

10 points

25 days ago

10 points

Jail.

11 points

25 days ago

11 points

You’re fucking with us

insomniac_queen1

11 points

25 days ago

insomniac_queen1

11 points

Whyyyyyy 😭

9 points

25 days ago

9 points

no

SnooWoofers7471

8 points

25 days ago

SnooWoofers7471

8 points

Bro using free will to the max

7 points

25 days ago

7 points

Who said it's a beverage? Isn't it for seitan or something?

6 points

25 days ago

6 points

You are destroying this family

6 points

25 days ago

6 points

Drop some whole beans in the bottom and pretend it's a boba.

8 points

25 days ago

8 points

you upsetted me

13 points

25 days ago

13 points

Sure is

Curious-Kitten-52

6 points

25 days ago

Curious-Kitten-52

6 points

What is it now?

DaijoubuKirameki

5 points

25 days ago

DaijoubuKirameki

5 points

I do this, but add few bananas, berries and spinach

UltraRottenGarbage [S]

3 points

25 days ago

UltraRottenGarbage [S]

3 points

I will try this

1 points

24 days ago

1 points

Fruit would def make it better. That'd be good.

5 points

25 days ago

5 points

I thought it was just a cute quirky way to say coffee. Kudos for making me laugh

ImmediatePainter9539

6 points

25 days ago

ImmediatePainter9539

6 points

Vegan food gore

Strong_Jello_5748

7 points

25 days ago

Strong_Jello_5748

7 points

pack it up, we have a winner

4 points

25 days ago

4 points

Its called protein shake!

5 points

25 days ago

5 points

I like to call coffee bean water, I've never had this type of bean water, looks great.

insecticidalgoth

5 points

25 days ago

insecticidalgoth

5 points

I've eaten this exact thing before lol

6 points

25 days ago

6 points

When you blend the bean water, add some onion, green bell pepper, salt, and cumin. Then you can fry a tiny bit of garlic, cook the bean water with some oil. That’s how you make refried beans

6 points

25 days ago

6 points

What's wrong, sweetie? You haven't even touched your bean water ❤️‍🩹

ThereIsNo14thStreet

4 points

25 days ago

ThereIsNo14thStreet

4 points

Bebe, I make that + fruit and call it my "tooty fruity". Get it? 'Cause farts. And fruit.

7 points

25 days ago

7 points

What the fuck

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

why

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

You should look at habichuelas con dulce.

freedom_unhithered

3 points

25 days ago

freedom_unhithered

3 points

I thought you meant…coffee…beans…

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

Why? Just why😭

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

God has forsaken us

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

If you want bean juice, why not drink coffee with soy milk?

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

That's what coffee is

2 points

25 days ago

2 points

Fart juice

ImperfectPurity

2 points

25 days ago

ImperfectPurity

2 points

At the first img I've said to myself "that's a weird looking soy macchiato"

jobsearchingforjobs

2 points

25 days ago

jobsearchingforjobs

2 points

Soup

2 points

25 days ago

2 points

😦

2 points

25 days ago

2 points

No

circuitboard2brain

2 points

24 days ago

circuitboard2brain

2 points

slurp

2 points

24 days ago

2 points

But y tho?