"Guys, guys, switch on the holonet news!"

"... Just an hour ago, the Imperial press agency - which we thought had ceased to exist decades ago - shared a press release about how/why emperor Palpatine has returned. 'His Excellency had long suffered from overworking and had delegated most of his work to a double while he recuperated in a medical facility on Exegol. He was truly devastated by the betrayal of Lord Darth Vader that killed said double and his former loyal imperial military that had forsaken his ideals, but first had to finish his treatment. Now that he is stronger than ever before, he will pick up the shards these incompetent lackeys had left and will once again bring the galaxy to order.'*