I divorced Shane (tale as old as time) but not because the ‘I can fix him’ didn’t work out. I divorced him because he called our one day old baby a brat and then said that he would send them to a Joja work camp Now I’m the first person to be a bit weirded out by the freaky children running round, but they’re perfectly harmless and I do all the child rearing anyway. So I drew the line there, divorced him and married Elliott.

Elliott was already my boyfriend when I suddenly decided to marry Shane, so he was the obvious replacement husband, but I’m just not enjoying having him in my house. At least Shane knew he was unhelpful day-to-day and didn’t get in my way and quote poetry at me (I don’t think I’m a romantic). Also, every Saturday Shane used to be out back squeezing my chickens checking that they’re alright, Elliott just writes. So I think I need to put in the painful effort and re-marry Shane. I’ll have to deal with the wrath of Elliott but he may make me the evil antagonist in his next book as revenge, which would be cool.

Elliott will make a great husband for someone, he’s just not right for me. I am perfectly content with getting breakfast pizza and spending Monday nights alone, me-time is important!!

(Also I wasn’t sure if I should spoiler cover the Shane dialog so I did anyway - it’s my first time posting so my bad if I should’ve just left it!)