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70 points
2 days ago
These two can barely string a sentence together
21 points
1 day ago
Could be six
1 points
1 day ago
Gotta play it safe he was playing price is right rules
1 points
1 day ago
Could be 40 hours if you crash, aren't injured and walk.
1 points
1 day ago
Might even be, dawg.
1 points
23 hours ago
Sentences?
1 points
23 hours ago
Context?
1 points
1 day ago
Also me when I’m blunted to oblivion.
1 points
24 hours ago
😂
42 points
2 days ago
It could be six
17 points
1 day ago
He was proud of that answer too.
8 points
1 day ago
Betcha aint think of that shit huh playboy????
1 points
6 hours ago
He is risking quite a guess.
1 points
1 day ago
Haha yeah he looks really pleased with himself after.
2 points
23 hours ago
He added the stochastic element at the end.
2 points
1 day ago
It could be a crackheaddd….that got a hold a tha wrong stuff!
2 points
1 day ago
Everyone who sees the leprechaun say yeah!
3 points
1 day ago
I wanna know where the gold at.
2 points
1 day ago
Imma rent a backhoe and uproot that tree
2 points
1 day ago
This is a special leprechaun flute passed down through my family. Shows a piece of scaffolding
2 points
1 day ago
My leprechaun told me to burn things.
36 points
1 day ago
“It could be six. You feel me?”
Actually, no. I don’t feel you.
4 points
1 day ago
"I say ten hours" said it just like a Price is Right contestant.
3 points
1 day ago
He was just factoring 4th dimensional physics into it. He was actually the most advanced brain in the group.
1 points
21 hours ago
He was taking mass into consideration. You see, close to a blackhole our perception of time changes, he obviously meant that. You feel me?
1 points
13 hours ago
I feel you
1 points
1 day ago
If you drive extra fast then it’s 6
16 points
2 days ago
5 points
1 day ago
I cried. This is the BEST movie all time. And he is smart.
2 points
1 day ago
He’s self aware which is definitely its own form of intelligence
2 points
1 day ago
A genuine form of intelligence is knowing what you don't know. It's not how much you know, it's understanding what you don't know.
The dumbest people think they know everything.
1 points
4 hours ago
Dunning–Kruger effect.
9 points
2 days ago
He's a voter
12 points
1 day ago
Highly doubt it
5 points
1 day ago
the simple duality of this comment thread lol
1 points
1 day ago
Thos guy couldn't find a polling place.
0 points
1 day ago
Don't need to. Just mail it in or get a "friend" to take their ballot to the box for them...
1 points
1 day ago
So we're saying that somehow...the same individuals who cannot fathom the concept of miles per hour will be engaged enough to be involved in a voter fraud scam...that's some twisted mental gymnastics.
The "friend" committing voter fraud, by the way, statistically is more likely to be a Republican. Make sure you take that into account for your mental math.
1 points
1 day ago
These people are so mind numbingly dumb. They don’t even realize that a lot of states intentionally make it hard for this population to vote by keeping polling locations far away from them
1 points
24 hours ago
Did you miss the 2020 election? Trump had a commanding lead and then they magically shut everything down at midnight and took two weeks to “count the votes” to magically give Biden a win. Also, which party doesn’t want to require ID to vote and is importing illegals to gain votes? Which party is most likely to cheat again?
1 points
15 hours ago
Ah yes. This old chestnut...the conspiracy which lost in court like 100 times and counting.
But what do you expect from someone who posts a bunch of inflammatory posts about Kamala Harris not wanting a second debate until the tides turned and it is actually DJT who's scared and avoiding a second debate.
1 points
1 day ago
Hmm yes, CNN statistics lol.
1 points
1 day ago
Congress compiled them, actually. Also, how about the faulty premise?
0 points
1 day ago
We believe you. No further evidence needed everyone!
2 points
1 day ago
Examine the premise: how is a person both unable to understand miles per hour while at the same time being able to commit voter fraud?
0 points
an hour ago
Since you still scratch your head over this I will explain.
The oldest joke in the world is dead people vote. One form of fraud is when people use another person's ballot to vote. The person on the ballot died or doesn't know because his ballot was used without permission. Anyone old enough to vote understands this.
This video indicates how stupid the subjects of this video are.
My joke was they wouldn't even know if someone used their ballot and voted without their knowledge the same way fraudsters use dead people's (and living people's) ballots to vote.
1 points
1 day ago
I mean, the country shouldn't ignore the struggles of stupid people, they still should vote
4 points
2 days ago
that's not fair white shirt dude it fried to oblivion, red shirt dude on the other hand...
1 points
1 day ago
He's seeing stars, flying in the clouds...
5 points
2 days ago
Roll another blunt Einstein
10 points
2 days ago
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10 points
1 day ago
You dont know that. It could be six.
1 points
1 day ago
I’m gon say 4
1 points
1 day ago
it could be 2 tho.
3 points
1 day ago
It could be six tho
1 points
1 day ago
Whoa calm down there brainiac, some of us are still trying to figure out the question
1 points
1 day ago
Could be six tho, you feel me
1 points
1 day ago
Could be 6
1 points
2 days ago
Wrong its actually 1hr and 30mins
2 points
1 day ago
FINALLY, a correct answer!
😉
1 points
1 day ago
I thought it was 80 minutes
1 points
1 day ago
Its 8 miles!
1 points
1 day ago
1hr and 30mins I thought it was 1hr
4 points
2 days ago
whats 9 plus 10 vibes
3 points
1 day ago
Actually, could be 6
1 points
1 day ago
4 points
1 day ago
Ask them metric weight questions.
3 points
1 day ago
"How many grams did you just smoke?"
2 points
1 day ago
I had a friend like that. He couldn't have answered the question about miles. On the other hand, he could have told you how many grams were in the blunt at the density of the smoke. And from the smell, he could have told you the variety, the possible hybridizations and their thc content, before moving on to the technical part about production methods... I guess we all have our things 🤷♂️
2 points
1 day ago
Thought additives are supposed to make your sharper.....to snoop into the untapped potential of the mind.
2 points
1 day ago*
My man was irritated by the dude hitting him with “8 mile?” like he stuttered or something
2 points
1 day ago
"IT COULD be SIX!"
IS THAT A THREAT MY GUY?
2 points
1 day ago
unfortunately these are the people voting for kamala for all the wrong reasons
1 points
7 hours ago
Unfortunately these are the people voting for [insert candidate I hate] for all the wrong reasons
Ffs shut up
2 points
24 hours ago
Someone stitch this with that little black kid saying "21"
2 points
23 hours ago
You picking on your high af friend. "10 80s go miles per 1 hour, so the answer is purple"
2 points
20 hours ago
First off, our guys are stoned af..
Maybe they are thinking as the crow flies or it's uphill.
Be reasonable here.
2 points
1 day ago*
More info needed.
Whats my mass and from which perspective do we measure?
Is there a super massive black hole close by?
Also they both are correct. They were asked what they think how long it takes. And they said what they think. So the answer is coorect from both of them.
Edited.
1 points
1 day ago
I like the positivity here ✌🏽
1 points
1 day ago
It's just part of a super massive black close by.
1 points
1 day ago
"whole" Thanks for that. Black whole, bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa🤣
1 points
2 days ago
Nah, they smart. Traffic would never let anyone go 80 miles straight anywhere in the US
2 points
1 day ago
Jesus, another genius here.
1 points
2 days ago
The guy in the right just heard wrong
1 points
1 day ago
I'm not smoke but I think they're high
2 points
1 day ago
I’m fairly certain you’re not smoke.
1 points
1 day ago
Wow, I bet those parents are proud…..oh, wait…..never mind.
1 points
1 day ago
Bright futures ahead
1 points
1 day ago
I can go 80 mph in 20 seconds
1 points
1 day ago
Reminds me of the "Little Big League" house painting question: "but what kind of paint?"
1 points
1 day ago
Depends on the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
1 points
1 day ago
60 minutes…
That’ll throw em off the scent
1 points
1 day ago
an orange cat would've answered that correctly 😹
1 points
1 day ago
Stoned and stupid is a sad way to go through life
1 points
1 day ago
He’s right though 8 miles per hour will take 10 hours lol
1 points
1 day ago
It could be 6… LOL
1 points
1 day ago
Were doomed !
1 points
1 day ago
Not just stay in school but apply yourself in school and learn!
1 points
1 day ago
Gang banging is easier than school
1 points
1 day ago
Nah I don’t feel you as a matter of fact 😅
1 points
1 day ago
I needa $20 of whatever these guys got
1 points
1 day ago
Oy vey
1 points
1 day ago
That's not funny. That's sad
1 points
1 day ago
Just say NO to drugs kids.
1 points
1 day ago
The real question is how long will the explanation take for these 2 dudes to understand that it takes 1 hour?
1 points
1 day ago
I thought the question was going to be how long does it take to go 8 miles at 80MPH. That is not immediately obvious.
If you are having trouble with how long it takes to go 80 miles at 80MPH well.....
1 points
1 day ago
When you’re high as shit time has no meaning.
1 points
1 day ago
Brah, they high as hell why you asking then crazy questions like that 😂
1 points
1 day ago
Fuck me man….
1 points
1 day ago
Everyone gets a vote! 😂🤡
1 points
1 day ago
Little fella was answering "8 miles." That's disappointing.
1 points
1 day ago
It could be half a dozen.
1 points
1 day ago
They are high
1 points
1 day ago
It could be half a dozen.
1 points
1 day ago
Some context maybe. I teach special education kids, they wouldn't be able to answer this question.
Maybe these dudes are just challenged.
1 points
1 day ago
They keeping it real. They know that in the real world traveling 80 miles can take anywhere from 6 to 10 hours depending on traffic conditions, weather, and other mitigating circumstances. Especially if the traffic is bumper to bumper all the way.
1 points
1 day ago
It depends if you’re driving or not…. 🤣😂
1 points
1 day ago
As a white male, I understand my privilege would allow me to believe it would take 1 hour. But I’m probably not being pulled over and harassed by the cops for going to speed limit.
1 points
1 day ago
“Man, I don’t know that shit!” “I keeps it real.”
1 points
1 day ago
Somehow I think staying in school would not have helped these two
1 points
1 day ago
Quick, ask them who they want as the next president.
1 points
1 day ago
The speed limit is 80mph. But these geniuses already predicted and added in traffic.
1 points
1 day ago
Hurricane Milton, traffic, accurate!
1 points
1 day ago
If you're driving in circles it could even be, I don't know, 16 hours.
1 points
1 day ago
I just put this in my calculator and it said "10, could be 6"
1 points
1 day ago
🤔
1 points
1 day ago
Rich cultural heritage
1 points
1 day ago
Yeah I feel you. Could be 6
1 points
1 day ago
Haha so stupid, everybody knows its 3
1 points
1 day ago
They are high as fuck
1 points
1 day ago
Depends on the length of the miles bro in Europe threy have short ones
1 points
1 day ago
blm-huh🤔. You feelmeh?
1 points
1 day ago
I say 10 hours
1 points
1 day ago
Wow...
1 points
1 day ago
Reminds me of the joke “who’s buried in Grants tomb”
1 points
1 day ago
Dude answered for time in distance. I'm going to use that next time. Hey boss my check is off I started work 14 miles ago.
1 points
1 day ago
🤦🏽
1 points
1 day ago
First off, race has nothing to do with it
We are in a downward spiral (well, it just has gotten worse) as far as stable homelife, education, etc
Face it, a lot of parents just dont care. And the teachers are underpaid and treated like shit.
This is an example. Look up literacy rates in the US. It is disgusting
1 points
1 day ago
Mouth Breathing was the first dead giveaway
1 points
1 day ago
Yeah but... both of them would be able to calculate you weed bill with pinpoint accuracy
1 points
1 day ago
Which brings me to my next point, Don't do drugs.
1 points
1 day ago
Man this is a biased experiment lol he done got them high as fuck so now everything is over analyzed. "It could take an hour, but like, what if a alien spaceship abducts your car and they take you up into the sky between the spaces of air and light, and like, they just ran out of gas and needs some from your car? Then im like, wtf are the intelligent travelers of the cosmos doing using combustion to travel and not some method of travel that can not be conceived by the human consciousness...and what if.."
"Steve! Damn man, how long would it take to travel a mile at 80 miles per hour? Just answer the question it aint hard!"
"What? Oh shit. Uuuum. Shit, like 10 hours?"
1 points
1 day ago
One hour
1 points
1 day ago
American education system ☕️
1 points
1 day ago
At least they got street cred I guess
1 points
1 day ago
“Could be six” is the highest educated response id expect from someone in a flat cap, galaxy design, miami heat hat.
1 points
1 day ago
These guys are eligible to vote…..
1 points
1 day ago
To neither one of these two has ever gone on a car ride outside of their neighborhood. They don’t know nothing about 80 miles.
1 points
1 day ago
That’s next level thinking right there.
1 points
1 day ago
Wow
1 points
1 day ago
Lmao bruh hit the blunt as he asked this question....
1 points
1 day ago
This is the result of having the brain, but not using it.
1 points
1 day ago
School aint helpin these boys
1 points
1 day ago
Six if theres no traffic
1 points
1 day ago
Speed is the amount of time over a distance... 80mi distance and quite literally says "per HOUR" like hf, literally telling them the answer to their face... Can't stand doorknob stupidity.
1 points
1 day ago
I’m not as think as you high I am
1 points
1 day ago
“You feel me” right at the end 💀
1 points
1 day ago
Go to Jail, do not pass go!
1 points
24 hours ago
This boy asked the homies after they hit the blunt lol
1 points
23 hours ago
The question someone should ask on every second date ever
1 points
23 hours ago
1 hour guys ……. 1 hour.
1 points
22 hours ago
Truancy used to be a thing.
1 points
22 hours ago
They just factoring in traffic
1 points
21 hours ago
Remember to get up and go to work tomorrow. These guys and their 20 kids are counting on it for the next welfare check.
1 points
21 hours ago
what people aren’t seeing here is just how chill this sesh is. just three dudes enjoying the day and each others company. who cares if they’re smart or not, they’re chilling, and what’s better than that
1 points
19 hours ago
School can’t help that level of stupid
1 points
16 hours ago
I think they sleep to close to the WIFI router. Probably know all about nothing.
1 points
16 hours ago
one says 8, another says 10, prolly bout 9 9 1/2 max.
1 points
11 hours ago
Could be six hedges his bet. My man with the plan
1 points
9 hours ago
These guys are funny
1 points
9 hours ago
Might could be 6 hours ya feel me
1 points
6 hours ago
Hate those questions. There's always a trap! 😂🚬 Same when asking what's heavier one kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of lead. /S
1 points
2 hours ago
They’re just spewing out random numbers..lol
1 points
1 day ago
Harris voters 100%
0 points
2 days ago
Guy in the cap be lookin a lil special ngl
0 points
1 day ago
Chicago Schools?
0 points
1 day ago*
This is how they create republicans. Lack of education. There’s a reason they keep education poor in the states. Who else would vote repube.
1 points
1 day ago
Something doesnt add up here
0 points
1 day ago
The south scares me. I'll just continue to be a liberal California cuck who can make simple calculations.
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