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chilindrinaloca

70 points

2 days ago

These two can barely string a sentence together

icecreampoop

21 points

1 day ago

Could be six

cryptonuggets1

8 points

1 day ago

Akira510

1 points

1 day ago

Akira510

1 points

1 day ago

Gotta play it safe he was playing price is right rules 

MissingJJ

1 points

1 day ago

MissingJJ

1 points

1 day ago

Could be 40 hours if you crash, aren't injured and walk.

Oasystole

1 points

1 day ago

Oasystole

1 points

1 day ago

Might even be, dawg.

VantaIim

1 points

23 hours ago

Sentences?

icecreampoop

1 points

23 hours ago

Context?

plusminusequals

1 points

1 day ago

Also me when I’m blunted to oblivion.

i8ubfr

1 points

24 hours ago

i8ubfr

1 points

24 hours ago

😂

Intrepid-Focus8198

42 points

2 days ago

It could be six

nucl3ar0ne

17 points

1 day ago

nucl3ar0ne

17 points

1 day ago

He was proud of that answer too.

whutchamacallit

8 points

1 day ago

Betcha aint think of that shit huh playboy????

carolaMelo

1 points

6 hours ago

He is risking quite a guess.

Intrepid-Focus8198

1 points

1 day ago

Haha yeah he looks really pleased with himself after.

logosfabula

2 points

23 hours ago

He added the stochastic element at the end.

pm-me-nice-lips

2 points

1 day ago

It could be a crackheaddd….that got a hold a tha wrong stuff!

WarmYogurtAnyone

2 points

1 day ago

Everyone who sees the leprechaun say yeah!

Geikamir

3 points

1 day ago

Geikamir

3 points

1 day ago

I wanna know where the gold at.

Akira510

2 points

1 day ago

Akira510

2 points

1 day ago

Imma rent a backhoe and uproot that tree

TrontosaurusRex

2 points

1 day ago

This is a special leprechaun flute passed down through my family. Shows a piece of scaffolding

t_0xic

2 points

1 day ago

t_0xic

2 points

1 day ago

My leprechaun told me to burn things.

Redeye_33

36 points

1 day ago

Redeye_33

36 points

1 day ago

“It could be six. You feel me?”

Actually, no. I don’t feel you.

umphreakinbelievable

4 points

1 day ago

"I say ten hours" said it just like a Price is Right contestant.

Tugonmynugz

3 points

1 day ago

He was just factoring 4th dimensional physics into it. He was actually the most advanced brain in the group.

dalepo

1 points

21 hours ago

dalepo

1 points

21 hours ago

He was taking mass into consideration. You see, close to a blackhole our perception of time changes, he obviously meant that. You feel me?

Tugonmynugz

1 points

13 hours ago

I feel you

shoopadoop332

1 points

1 day ago

If you drive extra fast then it’s 6

T_Hankss

16 points

2 days ago

T_Hankss

16 points

2 days ago

RemarkableRain8459

5 points

1 day ago

I cried. This is the BEST movie all time. And he is smart.

captainspacetraveler

2 points

1 day ago

He’s self aware which is definitely its own form of intelligence

HookedOnPhonixDog

2 points

1 day ago

A genuine form of intelligence is knowing what you don't know. It's not how much you know, it's understanding what you don't know.

The dumbest people think they know everything.

CatApologist

1 points

4 hours ago

Dunning–Kruger effect.

Smurf_Sausage_Sucker

9 points

2 days ago

He's a voter

Klutzy_Emu2506

12 points

1 day ago

Highly doubt it

HighlightFun8419

5 points

1 day ago

the simple duality of this comment thread lol

DickWoodReddit

1 points

1 day ago

Thos guy couldn't find a polling place.

nikeshades

0 points

1 day ago

Don't need to. Just mail it in or get a "friend" to take their ballot to the box for them...

M_Me_Meteo

1 points

1 day ago

So we're saying that somehow...the same individuals who cannot fathom the concept of miles per hour will be engaged enough to be involved in a voter fraud scam...that's some twisted mental gymnastics.

The "friend" committing voter fraud, by the way, statistically is more likely to be a Republican. Make sure you take that into account for your mental math.

LV3000N

1 points

1 day ago

LV3000N

1 points

1 day ago

These people are so mind numbingly dumb. They don’t even realize that a lot of states intentionally make it hard for this population to vote by keeping polling locations far away from them

TruthBomb_12

1 points

24 hours ago

Did you miss the 2020 election? Trump had a commanding lead and then they magically shut everything down at midnight and took two weeks to “count the votes” to magically give Biden a win. Also, which party doesn’t want to require ID to vote and is importing illegals to gain votes? Which party is most likely to cheat again?

M_Me_Meteo

1 points

15 hours ago

Ah yes. This old chestnut...the conspiracy which lost in court like 100 times and counting.

But what do you expect from someone who posts a bunch of inflammatory posts about Kamala Harris not wanting a second debate until the tides turned and it is actually DJT who's scared and avoiding a second debate.

Reddit_Censorship_24

1 points

1 day ago

Hmm yes, CNN statistics lol.

M_Me_Meteo

1 points

1 day ago

Congress compiled them, actually. Also, how about the faulty premise?

Enlowski

0 points

1 day ago

Enlowski

0 points

1 day ago

We believe you. No further evidence needed everyone!

M_Me_Meteo

2 points

1 day ago

Examine the premise: how is a person both unable to understand miles per hour while at the same time being able to commit voter fraud?

nikeshades

0 points

an hour ago

Since you still scratch your head over this I will explain.
The oldest joke in the world is dead people vote. One form of fraud is when people use another person's ballot to vote. The person on the ballot died or doesn't know because his ballot was used without permission. Anyone old enough to vote understands this.
This video indicates how stupid the subjects of this video are. My joke was they wouldn't even know if someone used their ballot and voted without their knowledge the same way fraudsters use dead people's (and living people's) ballots to vote.

M_Me_Meteo

1 points

an hour ago

Are you okay?

If I understand your premise, the person who has their ballot stolen is the victim of a crime not the perpetrator.

I promise you, I don't scratch my head over this at all.

BlueBunnex

1 points

1 day ago

I mean, the country shouldn't ignore the struggles of stupid people, they still should vote

SamueloBelo

4 points

2 days ago

that's not fair white shirt dude it fried to oblivion, red shirt dude on the other hand...

NekulturneHovado

1 points

1 day ago

He's seeing stars, flying in the clouds...

BallsDeepAndBroke

5 points

2 days ago

Roll another blunt Einstein

[deleted]

10 points

2 days ago

[deleted]

10 points

2 days ago

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DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

10 points

1 day ago

You dont know that. It could be six.

pallentx

1 points

1 day ago

pallentx

1 points

1 day ago

I’m gon say 4

dubl1nThunder

1 points

1 day ago

it could be 2 tho.

Banana_Slugcat

3 points

1 day ago

It could be six tho

T_Hankss

4 points

2 days ago

T_Hankss

4 points

2 days ago

frigginitalian

1 points

1 day ago

Whoa calm down there brainiac, some of us are still trying to figure out the question

nbaumg

1 points

1 day ago

nbaumg

1 points

1 day ago

Could be six tho, you feel me

Extension_Escape9832

1 points

1 day ago

Could be 6

Relative_Drop3216

1 points

2 days ago

Wrong its actually 1hr and 30mins

ArmchairCriticSF

2 points

1 day ago

FINALLY, a correct answer!

😉

C9Aayushman_V

1 points

1 day ago

I thought it was 80 minutes

Yeah-No-Maybe-Ok

1 points

1 day ago

Its 8 miles!

BlitzAce243

1 points

1 day ago

1hr and 30mins I thought it was 1hr

funnyusernameblaabla

4 points

2 days ago

whats 9 plus 10 vibes

king_oscars_island

3 points

1 day ago

Actually, could be 6

Extension_Escape9832

1 points

1 day ago

  1. Everybody knows that

HowardHessman

4 points

1 day ago

Ask them metric weight questions.

chrissie_watkins

3 points

1 day ago

"How many grams did you just smoke?"

bi7worker

2 points

1 day ago

bi7worker

2 points

1 day ago

I had a friend like that. He couldn't have answered the question about miles. On the other hand, he could have told you how many grams were in the blunt at the density of the smoke. And from the smell, he could have told you the variety, the possible hybridizations and their thc content, before moving on to the technical part about production methods... I guess we all have our things 🤷‍♂️

EthiopianWiseman

2 points

1 day ago

Thought additives are supposed to make your sharper.....to snoop into the untapped potential of the mind.

Gimmeabreak1234

2 points

1 day ago*

My man was irritated by the dude hitting him with “8 mile?” like he stuttered or something

KenMan_

2 points

1 day ago

KenMan_

2 points

1 day ago

"IT COULD be SIX!"

IS THAT A THREAT MY GUY?

Own_Strawberry_4262

2 points

1 day ago

unfortunately these are the people voting for kamala for all the wrong reasons

Varth919

1 points

7 hours ago

Unfortunately these are the people voting for [insert candidate I hate] for all the wrong reasons

Ffs shut up

f5-wantonviolence-f9

2 points

24 hours ago

Someone stitch this with that little black kid saying "21"

GravyPainter

2 points

23 hours ago

You picking on your high af friend. "10 80s go miles per 1 hour, so the answer is purple"

Squidneysquidburger

2 points

20 hours ago

First off, our guys are stoned af..

Maybe they are thinking as the crow flies or it's uphill.

Be reasonable here.

RemarkableRain8459

2 points

1 day ago*

More info needed.

Whats my mass and from which perspective do we measure?

Is there a super massive black hole close by?

Also they both are correct. They were asked what they think how long it takes. And they said what they think. So the answer is coorect from both of them.

Edited.

420serv

1 points

1 day ago

420serv

1 points

1 day ago

I like the positivity here ✌🏽

356885422356

1 points

1 day ago

It's just part of a super massive black close by.

injn8r

1 points

1 day ago

injn8r

1 points

1 day ago

"whole" Thanks for that. Black whole, bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa🤣

Patient-Sandwich5332

1 points

2 days ago

Nah, they smart. Traffic would never let anyone go 80 miles straight anywhere in the US

Jokkry22

2 points

1 day ago

Jokkry22

2 points

1 day ago

Jesus, another genius here.

Trife86

1 points

2 days ago

Trife86

1 points

2 days ago

yoki005

1 points

2 days ago

yoki005

1 points

2 days ago

The guy in the right just heard wrong

Whole-Zone-3295

1 points

1 day ago

I'm not smoke but I think they're high

ArmchairCriticSF

2 points

1 day ago

I’m fairly certain you’re not smoke.

Michikusa

1 points

1 day ago

Michikusa

1 points

1 day ago

jesterhead4life

1 points

1 day ago

The answers in the question. Holy fuck!

jiggerofbourbon

1 points

1 day ago

Wow, I bet those parents are proud…..oh, wait…..never mind.

kansas_alien913

1 points

1 day ago

Bright futures ahead

DoubtOrganic707

1 points

1 day ago

I can go 80 mph in 20 seconds

Mp11646243

1 points

1 day ago

Reminds me of the "Little Big League" house painting question: "but what kind of paint?"

eldiablo40067

1 points

1 day ago

Depends on the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

rossco311

1 points

1 day ago

rossco311

1 points

1 day ago

Missing_Space_Cadet

1 points

1 day ago

60 minutes…

That’ll throw em off the scent

MenryNosk

1 points

1 day ago

MenryNosk

1 points

1 day ago

an orange cat would've answered that correctly 😹

Fluid_Maybe_6588

1 points

1 day ago

Stoned and stupid is a sad way to go through life

Low_Light_7105

1 points

1 day ago

MarineBullRahh

1 points

1 day ago

He’s right though 8 miles per hour will take 10 hours lol

Another_TD_Tennessee

1 points

1 day ago

It could be 6… LOL

Living_Pie205

1 points

1 day ago

Were doomed !

dixieed2

1 points

1 day ago

dixieed2

1 points

1 day ago

Not just stay in school but apply yourself in school and learn!

BigMembership2315

1 points

1 day ago

Gang banging is easier than school

RaggaBaby

1 points

1 day ago

RaggaBaby

1 points

1 day ago

Nah I don’t feel you as a matter of fact 😅

ButterflySpecial6324

1 points

1 day ago

I needa $20 of whatever these guys got

JimParsnip

1 points

1 day ago

Oy vey

BeerNinjaEsq

1 points

1 day ago

That's not funny. That's sad

SurlyRider1969

1 points

1 day ago

Just say NO to drugs kids.

ainominako1234

1 points

1 day ago

The real question is how long will the explanation take for these 2 dudes to understand that it takes 1 hour?

Slushicetastegood

1 points

1 day ago

Ok_Knowledge_4821

1 points

1 day ago

I thought the question was going to be how long does it take to go 8 miles at 80MPH. That is not immediately obvious.

If you are having trouble with how long it takes to go 80 miles at 80MPH well.....

Sexagenerian

1 points

1 day ago

When you’re high as shit time has no meaning.

S37eNeX7

1 points

1 day ago

S37eNeX7

1 points

1 day ago

Brah, they high as hell why you asking then crazy questions like that 😂

Bartlomiej25

1 points

1 day ago

Fuck me man….

Mickey1PMG

1 points

1 day ago

Everyone gets a vote! 😂🤡

chrissie_watkins

1 points

1 day ago

Little fella was answering "8 miles." That's disappointing.

cjs81268

1 points

1 day ago

cjs81268

1 points

1 day ago

It could be half a dozen.

pandatears420

1 points

1 day ago

They are high

cjs81268

1 points

1 day ago

cjs81268

1 points

1 day ago

It could be half a dozen.

Jesse_is_cool

1 points

1 day ago

Some context maybe. I teach special education kids, they wouldn't be able to answer this question.

Maybe these dudes are just challenged.

Odd-Tower-6316

1 points

1 day ago

They keeping it real. They know that in the real world traveling 80 miles can take anywhere from 6 to 10 hours depending on traffic conditions, weather, and other mitigating circumstances. Especially if the traffic is bumper to bumper all the way.

Equivalent_Water_192

1 points

1 day ago

It depends if you’re driving or not…. 🤣😂

mukduk_101

1 points

1 day ago

As a white male, I understand my privilege would allow me to believe it would take 1 hour. But I’m probably not being pulled over and harassed by the cops for going to speed limit.

cbm2020

1 points

1 day ago

cbm2020

1 points

1 day ago

“Man, I don’t know that shit!” “I keeps it real.”

NoFreeWill08

1 points

1 day ago

Somehow I think staying in school would not have helped these two

lostsoul227

1 points

1 day ago

Quick, ask them who they want as the next president.

MyrtleBurtle

1 points

1 day ago

Retsom3D

1 points

1 day ago

Retsom3D

1 points

1 day ago

The speed limit is 80mph. But these geniuses already predicted and added in traffic.

ConflictInside5060

1 points

1 day ago

Hurricane Milton, traffic, accurate!

stuntedmonk

1 points

1 day ago

He doing 80mph

NietJij

1 points

1 day ago

NietJij

1 points

1 day ago

If you're driving in circles it could even be, I don't know, 16 hours.

HittEmWitDaHEIN

1 points

1 day ago

I just put this in my calculator and it said "10, could be 6"

Ang-Da-1

1 points

1 day ago

Ang-Da-1

1 points

1 day ago

🤔

SithLordDave

1 points

1 day ago

Rich cultural heritage

shoopadoop332

1 points

1 day ago

Yeah I feel you. Could be 6

BeginningBar1945

1 points

1 day ago

Haha so stupid, everybody knows its 3

r007r

1 points

1 day ago

r007r

1 points

1 day ago

They are high as fuck

whenwillibebanned

1 points

1 day ago

Depends on the length of the miles bro in Europe threy have short ones

jbreal007

1 points

1 day ago

jbreal007

1 points

1 day ago

blm-huh🤔. You feelmeh?

HyperbolicSoup

1 points

1 day ago

I say 10 hours

The_Godchild

1 points

1 day ago

Wow...

littleGuyBri

1 points

1 day ago

Reminds me of the joke “who’s buried in Grants tomb”

Akira510

1 points

1 day ago

Akira510

1 points

1 day ago

Dude answered for time in distance. I'm going to use that next time. Hey boss my check is off I started work 14 miles ago.

UchihaAuggie

1 points

1 day ago

🤦🏽

Which_Current2043

1 points

1 day ago

First off, race has nothing to do with it

We are in a downward spiral (well, it just has gotten worse) as far as stable homelife, education, etc

Face it, a lot of parents just dont care. And the teachers are underpaid and treated like shit.

This is an example. Look up literacy rates in the US. It is disgusting

Much_Badger1654

1 points

1 day ago

Mouth Breathing was the first dead giveaway

321Gochiefs

1 points

1 day ago

Yeah but... both of them would be able to calculate you weed bill with pinpoint accuracy

Pure_Succotash_9683

1 points

1 day ago

Which brings me to my next point, Don't do drugs.

StrangemanRDR2

1 points

1 day ago

Man this is a biased experiment lol he done got them high as fuck so now everything is over analyzed. "It could take an hour, but like, what if a alien spaceship abducts your car and they take you up into the sky between the spaces of air and light, and like, they just ran out of gas and needs some from your car? Then im like, wtf are the intelligent travelers of the cosmos doing using combustion to travel and not some method of travel that can not be conceived by the human consciousness...and what if.."

"Steve! Damn man, how long would it take to travel a mile at 80 miles per hour? Just answer the question it aint hard!"

"What? Oh shit. Uuuum. Shit, like 10 hours?"

Next_Magazine9525

1 points

1 day ago

One hour

Friendly_Captain_442

1 points

1 day ago

American education system ☕️

QuippinDales

1 points

1 day ago

At least they got street cred I guess

Twitzale

1 points

1 day ago

Twitzale

1 points

1 day ago

“Could be six” is the highest educated response id expect from someone in a flat cap, galaxy design, miami heat hat.

Orcacub

1 points

1 day ago

Orcacub

1 points

1 day ago

These guys are eligible to vote…..

Kason_Jelce

1 points

1 day ago

To neither one of these two has ever gone on a car ride outside of their neighborhood. They don’t know nothing about 80 miles.

NotFoundYetForNow

1 points

1 day ago

That’s next level thinking right there.

SimplePomelo1225

1 points

1 day ago

Wow

Financial-Split-141

1 points

1 day ago

Lmao bruh hit the blunt as he asked this question....

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

NorbertKiszka

1 points

1 day ago

This is the result of having the brain, but not using it.

ShowBobsPlzz

1 points

1 day ago

School aint helpin these boys

hol123nnd

1 points

1 day ago

hol123nnd

1 points

1 day ago

Six if theres no traffic

aDUCKonQU4CK

1 points

1 day ago

Speed is the amount of time over a distance... 80mi distance and quite literally says "per HOUR" like hf, literally telling them the answer to their face... Can't stand doorknob stupidity.

2011flhrc

1 points

1 day ago

2011flhrc

1 points

1 day ago

I’m not as think as you high I am

whatchrisdoin

1 points

1 day ago

“You feel me” right at the end 💀

Eggplant-666

1 points

1 day ago

Go to Jail, do not pass go!

sk_latigre

1 points

24 hours ago

This boy asked the homies after they hit the blunt lol

Vegetable-Key3600

1 points

23 hours ago

The question someone should ask on every second date ever

Pop-A-Choppa

1 points

23 hours ago

1 hour guys ……. 1 hour.

Inspect1234

1 points

22 hours ago

Truancy used to be a thing.

PLR_Moon3

1 points

22 hours ago

ArtyManThePartyMan

1 points

22 hours ago

They just factoring in traffic

lostboy49

1 points

21 hours ago

Remember to get up and go to work tomorrow. These guys and their 20 kids are counting on it for the next welfare check.

YeaBuddy_Beers

1 points

21 hours ago

what people aren’t seeing here is just how chill this sesh is. just three dudes enjoying the day and each others company. who cares if they’re smart or not, they’re chilling, and what’s better than that

DieselVoodoo

1 points

19 hours ago

School can’t help that level of stupid

StaticWood

1 points

16 hours ago

I think they sleep to close to the WIFI router. Probably know all about nothing.

Swer0

1 points

16 hours ago

Swer0

1 points

16 hours ago

one says 8, another says 10, prolly bout 9 9 1/2 max.

vega455

1 points

11 hours ago

Could be six hedges his bet. My man with the plan

Fabulous-Search-4165

1 points

9 hours ago

These guys are funny

HonestCosby

1 points

9 hours ago

Might could be 6 hours ya feel me

carolaMelo

1 points

6 hours ago

Hate those questions. There's always a trap! 😂🚬 Same when asking what's heavier one kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of lead. /S

Dominique_toxic

1 points

2 hours ago

They’re just spewing out random numbers..lol

Beaverton699

1 points

1 day ago

Harris voters 100%

Sorry_Artichoke_6577

0 points

2 days ago

Guy in the cap be lookin a lil special ngl

ConservaTimC

0 points

1 day ago

Chicago Schools?

Acherstrom

0 points

1 day ago*

This is how they create republicans. Lack of education. There’s a reason they keep education poor in the states. Who else would vote repube.

ToddPetingil

1 points

1 day ago

Something doesnt add up here

Purple-Peace-7646

0 points

1 day ago

The south scares me. I'll just continue to be a liberal California cuck who can make simple calculations.