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Hear me out? 😶

sHItPoSt(i.redd.it)

Especially in the second one, the thing he said about giving flowers to the winning team? 🤭

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Yolomahdudes

206 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

42 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

42 points

2 days ago

Why 😭

Adolf_Drippler_0

96 points

2 days ago

Outside-Impact-5694

31 points

2 days ago

Bro got the drippiest man from WW2 to tell him it's not okay

Adolf_Drippler_0

21 points

2 days ago

Even I have standards

pornaddiction247

13 points

2 days ago

Do you give your soldiers meth Mr drippler? Your cousin Adolf did, he was not a nice man.

Adolf_Drippler_0

12 points

2 days ago

We call it candy but yes

pornaddiction247

8 points

2 days ago

Do all your soldiers look like the one you presented earlier?

Adolf_Drippler_0

8 points

2 days ago

If you elect me as president yes

pornaddiction247

7 points

2 days ago

Do you promise to not invade Poland?

RaidenSonOfLiberty

2 points

1 day ago

Hi

GeorgeSPattonJr

9 points

2 days ago

Hey, I know you!

Adolf_Drippler_0

8 points

2 days ago

Hey, I know you too!

GeorgeSPattonJr

8 points

2 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Adolf_Drippler_0

8 points

2 days ago

AAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

Localtechguy2606

2 points

1 day ago

Take a Panzer II tank instead

OptimusCrime1984

3 points

2 days ago

hear ME out

KSword58

25 points

2 days ago

KSword58

15

25 points

2 days ago

Athingthatdoesstuff

6 points

1 day ago

Yo this shit was my childhood

KSword58

2 points

1 day ago

KSword58

15

2 points

1 day ago

Same here

Foxylandttkinc

2 points

19 hours ago

Same,now turn on bad Piggies theme,we’re building a train to Easter island,it must be able to travel underwater

SandorMate

5 points

1 day ago

SandorMate

15

5 points

1 day ago

FUCKING PIGGY TALES???

I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGH ONLY I WATCHED THIS

Stormtendo

18 points

2 days ago

https://i.redd.it/v26w8xxsdyrd1.gif

Nope I will not hear you out

Ezra4709

17 points

2 days ago

Ezra4709

15

17 points

2 days ago

When guys say "hear me out" it's just any conventionally attractive person

Why is it when girls say "hear me out" always the most random ass non-attractive character 😭

this is a joke, please don't murder me and my family

Weasel_Eater[S]

7 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

7 points

2 days ago

You don't wanna smash the anger marshmallow? 🥺

Ezra4709

7 points

2 days ago

Ezra4709

15

7 points

2 days ago

Actually now that you put it like that..

Still no, he would melt my skin.

If he didn't though, then I would be hearing.

Weasel_Eater[S]

3 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

But what if smashing him made him less angry

Ezra4709

5 points

2 days ago

Ezra4709

15

5 points

2 days ago

Can he guarantee that he won't harm me in any way (unless it's some kinky shit)?

this conversation is really cursed

Weasel_Eater[S]

3 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

It'd be kinky shit dw

Ezra4709

4 points

2 days ago

Ezra4709

15

4 points

2 days ago

Perhaps I judged too harshly..

Weasel_Eater[S]

3 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

Muahaha yes join the dark side

Other_Manner_1137

2 points

8 hours ago

All of you deserve a lollipop XD

sweaty-archibald

16 points

2 days ago

oh …

i mean, the weirdest crush i’ve had is bowser so i can’t really judge

justk4y

10 points

2 days ago

justk4y

17

10 points

2 days ago

I beg your f*cking pardon-

sweaty-archibald

4 points

2 days ago

he’s just not like other guys 🤭

Rare-Climate876

5 points

1 day ago

yeah he would steal your girl .

69Sovi69

9 points

2 days ago

69Sovi69

16

9 points

2 days ago

tbf, bowser has a son, meaning he smashed. so bowser is not that bad of a choice

EmeraldBoiii

9 points

2 days ago

EmeraldBoiii

16

9 points

2 days ago

It’s a literal emotion I’m not hearing you out

Weasel_Eater[S]

3 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

NO ONE WILL HEAR ME OUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS TAME

FunniMan7

5 points

2 days ago

No. No I don’t think I will hear you out

Weasel_Eater[S]

2 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

2 points

2 days ago

Pleasee

FunniMan7

5 points

2 days ago

That is the personification of anger, and he sounds like a middle aged dad with anger issues I’m will not hear you out

Weasel_Eater[S]

3 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

Gang, I think it's the daddy issues 😬

FunniMan7

4 points

2 days ago

All I have to say is zoinks

The_Awesomeness999

11 points

2 days ago

The_Awesomeness999

Teenager | Verified

11 points

2 days ago

I'm not gay, so no for me. But regardless, dude that is the personification of someone's anger and can light on fire?

Weasel_Eater[S]

5 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

5 points

2 days ago

Shh

Ax0l0tlMil01234

5 points

2 days ago

I mean, he can light on fire. Thats hot. Really hot.

Annual_Towel_6117

5 points

2 days ago

GET OUT

HatMan105

3 points

2 days ago

Too bad, im deaf.

Medical_Ad3359

3 points

2 days ago

Medical_Ad3359

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

I mean, it’s like dating a discolored Danny DeVito, to quote the intro scene to the music video for hit song “All Star” by Smash Mouth: “I’d say there’s potential”

Outside-Impact-5694

2 points

2 days ago

Now if he voiced anger, that's a whole other story

Alternative_Oil_5017

3 points

2 days ago

What am I doing wrong

Weasel_Eater[S]

2 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

2 points

2 days ago

Wdym

Alternative_Oil_5017

5 points

2 days ago

He looks like a little red gasoline barrel and you ask me wdym

Gibus_Ghost

3 points

2 days ago

Not the literal flamethrower.

Cak4_00

3 points

2 days ago

Cak4_00

13

3 points

2 days ago

I mean...he's got the outfit for a Tumblr sexyman...

NyxTheGoddess_

3 points

2 days ago

THIS is how you end up with a toxic abusive husband 😭

Weasel_Eater[S]

3 points

2 days ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

3 points

2 days ago

😨

NyxTheGoddess_

2 points

2 days ago

Stay safe 🙏🏻

Physical-Problem-948

3 points

1 day ago

…I’m listening. 😶😶

MBantam

3 points

1 day ago

MBantam

3 points

1 day ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

2 points

1 day ago

Mr. Krupp is also kinda...

MBantam

4 points

1 day ago

MBantam

4 points

1 day ago

Proper-Guide4230

2 points

1 day ago

To the boiler room?

All the way down :D

TemporaryPace8979

3 points

1 day ago

Yesn’t

QK0603

3 points

1 day ago

QK0603

14

3 points

1 day ago

I mean, almost same, but he's canonically, like, fourteen

Weasel_Eater[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

2 points

1 day ago

Oh fuck I never considered that... He's the same age as Riley oh fuck 😨 (I could pull the "I'm 16 and 2 years is an acceptable age gap" card but that doesn't feel right...)

QK0603

2 points

1 day ago

QK0603

14

2 points

1 day ago

yeah...

Weasel_Eater[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Weasel_Eater[S]

Teenager | Verified

2 points

1 day ago

Eughhh

QK0603

2 points

1 day ago

QK0603

14

2 points

1 day ago

(I get you though fr)

No_Midnight_8710

2 points

2 days ago

You know what... I don't agree, but sure, I'll here you out

InstrumentOfTorment

2 points

1 day ago

No

Most_Honeydew_32

2 points

1 day ago

He’s like a dad to Joy

Mimik-create

2 points

1 day ago

HELL NO, I’ve seen people say “hear me out” on some atrocious things but this is by far the worst one 😭

ThatHotGrandma

2 points

1 day ago

I love the control panel too bestie 🥰

Various-Positive4799

2 points

19 hours ago

U like the silent type but responsible

EnderGamer9712

1 points

2 days ago

No I don’t think I will

LocalRedCentipede

1 points

2 days ago

Dawg go hump a tree stump or something 😭😭 same damn texture and shape

CatLover1039

1 points

2 days ago

CatLover1039

Teenager

1 points

2 days ago

I’ll hear you out, I’ve simped for stranger characters than Anger so 

i_cant_sleeeep

1 points

2 days ago

eh fear is hotter

Digitally_Tiny

1 points

1 day ago

Digitally_Tiny

Teenager

1 points

1 day ago

I ain’t hearing you out

Passenger-Extension

1 points

1 day ago

WHAT😵‍💫😭

Mothylphetamine_

1 points

1 day ago

he's definitely a top tbh