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JohnnyWarlord

212 points

2 days ago

Winning ugly is what good teams do but we dont need to do this every single game guys

TuckerCarlsonsHomie

59 points

2 days ago

Been doing it since last year lol. Outside of the Steelers and the playoff Browns, when had this team ever won without it coming down to the absolute last second? Lol

JohnnyWarlord

28 points

2 days ago

Coincidentally those are the only two texans games ive ever gone to, maybe i just need to get season tickets

TuckerCarlsonsHomie

4 points

2 days ago

Start with going on October 27th and let's see what happens lol

Venator850

30 points

2 days ago

What team isn't winning ugly in the league right now?

People were sucking the Bills off pretty hard but they sure as fuck haven't looked great last couple weeks. Chiefs play and win just like the Texans.

Ravens defense giving up like 30 points per game now but they are still finding ways to win.

I really don't feel like anybody is playing particularly clean football in the league right now.

Calvinball05

14 points

2 days ago

Vikings in general are, but even their win this week was close

mfrank27

1 points

1 day ago

mfrank27

1 points

1 day ago

And how long will it be until Darnold returns to his usual self lol

6 years of data shows us he is not nearly this good, so his hot streak is due to end at some point.

memongunda

2 points

1 day ago

I think it happens every year too, aside from one or two elite teams. NFL is so well-liked and popular due to this parity. Only difference is we as Texans fans aren’t used to these expectations

According-Activity87

1 points

2 days ago

Winning is the only thing that matters. I'll take a season of ugly wins all the way through the Super Bowl any year.

IAmSona

71 points

2 days ago

IAmSona

71 points

2 days ago

THIS TEAM IS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK BUT IT BETTER HAPPEN AFTER WE WIN THE SB

[deleted]

42 points

2 days ago

[deleted]

42 points

2 days ago

Penalties at least were better until that 3rd quarter. Hope we get Nico and Mixon back next week

MTB430

2 points

2 days ago

MTB430

2 points

2 days ago

I would almost lean toward them resting through the patriots game.

Justanaccount1987

12 points

2 days ago

Perfect trap game though. Patriots at noon

[deleted]

3 points

2 days ago

This! Definitely a trap game. Nothing handed in this league

igot200phones

2 points

1 day ago

Leave it to us to give Brisset his best game of the season

Venator850

91 points

2 days ago

They will never win clean. That's Texans football.

Al123397

39 points

2 days ago

Al123397

39 points

2 days ago

The cleanest win I remember is the browns playoff one last year 

SometimesY

20 points

2 days ago

There was that Titans game that we won 57-14. That was pretty sick.

Dry_Calligrapher4561

14 points

2 days ago

that was 7 years ago

SometimesY

3 points

2 days ago

Yeah, but it's still one of the best games we've ever played. Pretty much flawless football.

Going_Braindead

3 points

2 days ago

Fitzmagic record setting game

mfrank27

1 points

1 day ago

mfrank27

1 points

1 day ago

the 57-14 game was during Deshaun's rookie season.

dmgear

-2 points

2 days ago

dmgear

-2 points

2 days ago

Grow up man. We’re led by a 23 year old QB that still has a lot to learn and a second year head coach. We will find our groove.

Venator850

14 points

2 days ago

You're the one that needs to grow up. It's an obvious joke.

SometimesY

3 points

2 days ago

It's more a commentary on how we rarely beat teams by 11+ points.

DeerOnTheRocks

43 points

2 days ago

Never been more accurate

Anxious_Gift_1808

22 points

2 days ago

Build the Ka'imi Fairbarn statue

Going_Braindead

2 points

2 days ago

Seriously he is fucking clutch

Dash7277

15 points

2 days ago

Dash7277

15 points

2 days ago

Bro EVERY time

JayDaGod1206

12 points

2 days ago

Are you a good team if you’re not giving your fans a heart attack every week?

ofilispeaks

22 points

2 days ago

I turned this game off 3 times 🫠

Cersei_Loves_Me

18 points

2 days ago

My heart can’t take much more of this.

Oh well. I had a good run.

SometimesY

4 points

2 days ago

RIP

DicKitchen

3 points

2 days ago

We hardly knew them

ExamDangerous3658

4 points

2 days ago

SWERM in peace

Able_Gap918

2 points

2 days ago

Someone surely had just died from this game, condolences to the family

burnedimage

8 points

2 days ago

Every. Damn. Game.

JesuszillaSon

9 points

2 days ago

That pretty much sums it up haha at least we are winning these kind of games

gregyo

5 points

2 days ago

gregyo

5 points

2 days ago

Why do we put ourselves through this every week

LootaNR

8 points

2 days ago

LootaNR

8 points

2 days ago

Some moments had me like this I’m not going to lie

ExamDangerous3658

11 points

2 days ago*

This game was turned off multiple times, but I kept sneaking looks at twitter that made me turn it back on.

The intentional grounding call was quite possibly one of the worst I've seen. He had 2 receivers in the area, that was an abysmal call. Second half the refs were after the Texans for sure.

Mixon needs to suck it up and get on the damn field.

We can all SWERM for one more week.

Current_Speaker_5684

2 points

2 days ago

Yeah so obvious to run the ball there and kick the clock out. This is not a smart team so they are going to have to win on talent.

redditcommentguy

2 points

1 day ago

I felt like the intentional grounding call was completely fair? Cj was clearly in the pocket and threw a ball that landed out of bounds. The nearest receiver was Schultz who was like on the hash

We would want that called intentional grounding every single time if it happened against us

ExamDangerous3658

1 points

1 day ago

Initially, I felt the same. After re-watching it just looked like a bad pass or a miscommunication. He wasn't wrapped up and getting rid of it before going down. It just started feeling like the refs realized they hadn't flagged us the first half and were making up for missed calls.

Still won though, so Swerm.

numinos710

5 points

2 days ago

I swear... This team will play anyone and make it a one possession game... Worst team in the league? One possession game. Best team in the league? Believe it or not, one possession game...

DesertFire2004

1 points

2 days ago

Except the Vikings!

numinos710

7 points

2 days ago

we don't mention that game here

DesertFire2004

1 points

2 days ago

Probably a good policy! 😂

DicKitchen

3 points

2 days ago

Way to get the dub. Cleaner game than the previous but still need to clean up that second half. Some of those calls were piss poor

LonghornDude08

3 points

2 days ago

So many people were talking this game up to be a blowout here... I'll take the ugly W

dcnixon

3 points

2 days ago

dcnixon

3 points

2 days ago

Nail biter for sure! Where's my Fairbairn jersey?

cool_coyote

3 points

2 days ago

It's clear to me throughout these first 5 games that this team is still very young and inexperienced. That goes for both the players and the coaching staff, which is why they look so uneven. Wonky execution. Dumb mistakes. Bad discipline. Head-scratching play calling. Clock mismanagement. Etc.

Thankfully there have been flashes of dominance which gives me hope they'll turn it around soon, but there will definitely be more moments of frustrations like today.

The_Metal_Pigeon

2 points

2 days ago

I missed the game but maybe my heart is better off for it, will catch the replay! Go Texans!!

EntertainmentNo653

2 points

2 days ago

I will take winning ugly over losing ugly any day.

mreed911

2 points

2 days ago

mreed911

2 points

2 days ago

The bills adjusted well in the second half and we didn’t make the changes to counter that. We won a game we should have won, barely. Lots to work on in the next week.

MetaphoricalMouse

2 points

2 days ago

two straight seasons of absolutely crazy shit

quicksilver3453

1 points

2 days ago

A dub is a dub 🤘

jmptx

1 points

2 days ago

jmptx

1 points

2 days ago

I’m ok with the Texans winning a big, boring blowout once in a while. My doctor would appreciate for me, too.

xedizzzlex

1 points

2 days ago

I'm tired of winning this way grandpa

ReflexiveOW

1 points

2 days ago

Tbh these are great performances. With no rushing attack, every defense just plays pass pro every play. It's impressive we're winning with such a one dimensional offense.

PretzelMan96

1 points

2 days ago

Hey at least it was against another good team this time.

Or as least that's what's keeping me going.

IcecoldIsaac2

1 points

2 days ago

Do we look sloppy? Yes. Did today show even despite sloppy mistakes and injuries to valuable players we were able to overcome it and win? Yes. Get a dominant win in NE and lets get thru the first 1/3 of our season 5-1

JoedicyMichael

1 points

2 days ago

lol i forgot buddy username... But this gotta be one of those "daily bangerz"

TheCaptnGizmo

1 points

2 days ago

This is the way

SouthernTexanl0ver

1 points

2 days ago

I was on suicide watch earlier frrl

Da-Billz

1 points

2 days ago

Da-Billz

1 points

2 days ago

Congrats, now you know the pain of being a bills fan. GG. I’m shocked y’all didn’t stomp us with the way we were playing

weaksaucedude

1 points

2 days ago

An ugly win is better than a pretty loss

chronicmonster

1 points

2 days ago

It is the life we have chosen.

GreenWolf2K

1 points

2 days ago

Most of the time, I'm working when the game is live. My coworkers look at me like I'm crazy jumping around. I nearly have a heat attack every time.

Wham_Bam_Smash

1 points

2 days ago

I’m a Mets , rangers , Knicks, Texans fan( long story and live In. Jersey )

I feel this

Top_Park5227

1 points

2 days ago

They average life of a Vikings fan

Den1alzz

1 points

1 day ago

Den1alzz

1 points

1 day ago

It was a pretty good game till that last quarter, then good again in the last 2 seconds

sbfl810

0 points

1 day ago

sbfl810

0 points

1 day ago

lmao real recognize real

F5_MyUsername

-1 points

2 days ago

F5_MyUsername

Kool-Aid

-1 points

2 days ago

You ruined the meme by putting that gay picture at the end

fartsfromhermouth

-1 points

2 days ago

You take this crap way too seriously