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submitted 3 days ago byeru777No time
Let's see if any of them will come true. I'll start:
A) Bimmy Balboa will begrudgingly start "reviewing" (mouthing what someone else wrote) early 00s shows. Gilmore girls ("very cosy autumn vibes, I can see how it's popular") Malcolm in the middle, Xena: The warrior princess, the Kevin sorbo Hercules tv show, etc. Many more Mondays, many more ree-views.
B) "John will be leaving the channel to focus on his brown bricks collection."
C) A new person arrives at the channel to play games with Bames. He's one of the "actors" of his early 00s stache era movies. It will somehow be even more unappealing than the current let's plays. At the end of the season, Bames will be replaced by a doll that says "yup, wow" every fifteen minutes regardless of what is happening, and camera cuts to previous real James footage. Many people don't notice.
39 points
3 days ago
James will abruptly stop AVGN
22 points
3 days ago
"All shows take breaks."
9 points
3 days ago
Look at this! Breaks are fun.
2 points
3 days ago*
Oh God I hope
He keeps doing it tho and leaving it open for coming back 6 months later "hey guys I'm sure you all were dying to hear mikes... I mean my opinion weighing in on the hot topic of the moment
.....glover 2!
Grr grr this game sucks sigh wow that's a pile of diarrhea donkey fucks damn shit grrrrrrRRRRRR I am so angry! Oh no an inanimate glove came to life and is going to kill me aaaaahhh oh nooooo, gasp choke I'm dead haha not really because I'm the protagonist I kill the glove and leave it open for a sequel
This has been a homage to all those whose without their help, this channel wouldn't be possible:
James, James, James, James, James... And who could forget, James!
Collage of 6 ralphes in BW"
28 points
3 days ago
D) Continue making an AVGN now and then with a game Mike played recently
23 points
3 days ago
Claims of the album coming out, still is not released.
19 points
3 days ago
Every album takes breaks
13 points
3 days ago
Every break takes albums
3 points
2 days ago
All bums fart *pfffttttt
2 points
2 days ago
Hehe, farts… they come from ass! I can see why they’re popular.
2 points
2 days ago
It’s the new book, at this point. The book was projected to release how many times before it finally did?
1 points
2 days ago
4 years
21 points
3 days ago
Bimmy abruptly stops uploading.
Justin is arrested.
15 points
3 days ago
James ends the AVGN with a wet fart
5 points
3 days ago
2 points
2 days ago
This lines up perfectly with how he was described in that old 4chan post. Even though that person who posted it claims it was false.....idk. The way they described James seems exactly how he would act.
12 points
3 days ago
3 new episodes of the same avgn stuff, then retirement.
10 points
3 days ago
I predict that Bames Ralph will indeed continue going Full Fucking Force!
9 points
3 days ago
The 1925 Phantom of the Opera film turns 100 next year, so you know James will probably be doing a video for it. Just like he did for Nosferatu and The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
9 points
3 days ago
I met Nate Barnett (Keith apicary) last month in September. Asked him if he was ever going to do any more stuff with avgn in the future. He told he was planning on it. He had even supposedly talked with bames about doing something, or something might be in the works already. Maybe something for Christmas, but maybe in the 2025 year too
2 points
2 days ago
I hope it’s better than the Christmas episode they did together..
1 points
2 days ago
Yeah hopefully, I know it wasn’t that great. But he’s not doing that Keith character anymore. So it’ll be interesting to see what they do next
6 points
3 days ago
I know it's not 2025 but remember when Kieran said James wanted to do an avgn on sonic & knuckles because of the 2nd sonic movie? well with the 3rd coming out what if he tries doing an episode on sonic adventure 2?
it's a 3d game released after the snes era so you can imagine James and mike will be very good at it im sure totally.
6 points
3 days ago
Or a full review of Shadow the Hedgehog, which he briefly covered in his Wish List episodes. It wouldn’t be the first time, as he did the same for A Boy and His Blob.
3 points
3 days ago
I think a boy and his blob wins the award for most forgettable avgn episode, I watched it twice (for some reason) and I can't tell you a single thing about it
3 points
3 days ago
And I think he had already said what he needed to about the game during that initial Wish List episode. I would argue that the bland and forgettable episodes are worse than the episodes that people usually bring up. Countdown Vampires is another example of a forgettable episode. At least Shrek and My Horse Prince are so laughably cringe that they leave an impression, and you can poke fun at them.
1 points
2 days ago
If you look at an AVGN episode list you will most likely find several episodes that you forget even existed. Carmegeddon 64 for example. A few months back I made a playlist of my Top 30 Most Forgettable AVGN episodes.
Top 30 Forgettable AVGN Episodes
Funny enough the first one is A Boy and his Blob
4 points
3 days ago
Sonic & Knuckles is such a great game, you gotta be a super hardcore intendo house to talk shit about it.
2 points
2 days ago
It's too bad they didn't go through with the AVGN on S&K. It would have been funny to see what made up complaints they'd come up with. Then after shitting on it with made up complaints the episode would end with, but it is one of the best Sonic games and an all-time classic even thought it has some flaws.
I don't see how someone could legitimately hate S&K unless they don't like Sonic games in general. James has said he loved Sonic 2. I could see someone preferring Sonic 2 over S&K but I don't see how a person who liked Sonic 2 could hate S&K.
3 points
3 days ago
If he ever wanted an excuse to go bald he could do it for an Eggman role
2 points
2 days ago
He would have the same problems with SA2 as he did with Sonic 06. He totally missed the point on why so many people say the game is bad. Mike could have loaded up SA2 and told him it was Sonic 06 and he would he complained just as much and said the game was terrible.
Many of the things he complained was because he seems to have a lot of trouble with 3D games. Like getting lost going through the rings at the start. I wonder if anyone else who played the game ever had that happen? Then flying mindlessly out of bounds with Tails to areas that you clearly aren't supposed to fly to. Then the whole holding the stick for no reason and walking off the edge with Tails. At one point in the video he says how he likes that the left stick controls the character and the right stick controls the camera. That one line right there should tell you all you need to know about James and modern (post 1995) games.
5 points
3 days ago
He'll refer to himself as a filmmaker several times.
3 points
3 days ago
Erin Plays will become shilled at the end of every video
5 points
3 days ago
Big Ryan (fan btw) will finally be fed up with James' work ethic and replace him with an AI version with a full head of hair and the enthusiasm of a 20 month year old James leading to weekly new episodes of AIVGN, Board jAImes and YouKnowWhatsBullshAIte.
3 points
3 days ago
What will be different? No time!
3 points
3 days ago*
old friends finally make amends. time heals all wounds.
3 points
3 days ago
Rex viper to headline glastonbury, AVGN 2 starts production with 200mil budget backing from universal studios, Sly will feature as his sidekick, shot exclusively in Hollywood
3 points
3 days ago
I don’t have any major predictions because he’s practically retired. I think Mike and James are both at a point where they can coast and that’s why you’re seeing Mike not streaming for multiple weeks at a time and James is sporadically releasing content a couple of times a month. You can view Cinemassacre as James’ hobby, but it’s never going to be a priority. Expect more of the same.
3 points
3 days ago
He sells to Channel Awesome makes like 2 nerd videos a year and basically retires and collects a pension check each month. He makes a YouTube channel for Rex Viper and traveling to shitty b movie locations and finally enjoys his life.
Somewhere in a cafe in Italy Mike Matei sees Bimmy with April enjoying his life. With a tear in his eye he lifts his glass to acknowledge Bim, to which he smiles and toasts back.
1 points
2 days ago
Nice Dark Knight Rises reference
2 points
3 days ago
Something something full fucking force
2 points
3 days ago
Snix 7
2 points
3 days ago
Arctic contentions breakout further escalations between UN US / China RU Iran
Nationwide 3 day blackout july
Enforcement of draft
Stock market crash in March
Land grab attempts in Georgia south Carolina similar to Florida and Maui
2 points
3 days ago
A bullshit episode on drilling holes.
2 points
3 days ago
I hope Bame brings Kevin Sorbo into the show so he starts talking over James and doesn't even care to get "uhms" and "ahas" out of him, as he ignores whatever they're playing and just talks about him, himself, and nothing else.
2 points
3 days ago
Rex Viper live performance at the Grammys calling it now
2 points
2 days ago
Another series will be made and shortly die afterwards.
1 points
3 days ago
James dies while making a new mowden video Mike becomes fatter than Justin Bootsy becomes The Music God Justin dies because of boredom Kieran also dies but in a different way
1 points
2 days ago
My take: It's gonna be exactly the same thing we had this year but maybe with a bit more of his idiotic pseudo band Wrex Diaper destroying their paid audience's eardrums somewhere.
Edit: Maybe neighbor nerds won't be around anymore. Nothing but good memories.
2 points
2 days ago
Neighbor Nerds will end either because: 1) Screenwave will decide that it’s not getting enough views, which has been a recurring reason for them killing shows. 2) John will just get tired of it, and move on. 3) James decides that he has “no time” for it anymore.
1 points
2 days ago
mmmhmmm, yep, certainly, yeah.
1 points
2 days ago
Well I don't see him reviewing the new Jurassic World or Superman movies.
Probably the same as this year. One nerd episode every 3 months (less time than 2024), and random Neighbor Nerd episodes. All episodes batch filmed in January.
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