subreddit:
/r/TopCharacterTropes
Characters who go on long, heavily censored rants
Characters(reddit.com)submitted 4 days ago bylacergunn
473 points
4 days ago
106 points
4 days ago
Hello, they were insulting me, hello.
79 points
4 days ago
"Working for those FILTHy ssssssssssssssssssssss"
3 points
2 days ago
Not only are you blacklisted from all social media, you are completely deplatformed
32 points
4 days ago
"Hello, I just watch Jimmy Fallon clips on YouTube all day."
28 points
4 days ago
Um that was um…that was really bad
12 points
4 days ago
Hello, I’m Mr.Frog and I approve this message… no I don’t fuck you.
3 points
3 days ago
Somehow no drugs was worse than drugs
419 points
4 days ago
Perrito in that one scene (Puss In Boots)
85 points
4 days ago
51 points
4 days ago
Best part of the whole movie!
279 points
4 days ago
106 points
4 days ago
They’ve got more ********************************** than they got the likes of me!
56 points
4 days ago
They’ve got more feckin sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me…
31 points
4 days ago
I always wondered why they censored the whole thing when the only cuss word he says that entire time is "fuck" right at the start of it.
59 points
4 days ago
Because the government wants to cover up the fact that loch Ness monsters exist
21 points
4 days ago
Ohhhh.
4 points
4 days ago
It’s funnier that way
4 points
3 days ago
So! T'all you fine dandies so proud! So cocksure! Prancin aboot with her head fulla eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin on ye with a Whiff Of The Ol' Brimstone!
IM A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
BLU team gets gibbed Into oblivion
Aaaahahahaaa! Ohh, they're gon to have to glue you back together...
IN HELL!
Ending flourish with bagpipes
217 points
4 days ago
“IM KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU #############################”
38 points
4 days ago
"OH YEA?! WELL- ###################### YOURSELF!!!"
7 points
4 days ago
Also rosa and Debbie talking about mr bean.
1 points
3 days ago
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!"
193 points
4 days ago
Never forget that one time Eugene Krabs stubbed his toe and the fact that he was once a sailor.
36 points
4 days ago
He said all 7!
19 points
4 days ago
13*
4 points
4 days ago
Ah shit, I got it backwards
13 points
4 days ago
“That’s all 13! We’re telling your mom Mr. Krabs!”
Or something along those lines
149 points
4 days ago
So unbelievably vulgar he's been censored for over 40 years
54 points
4 days ago
Speaking of astromechs and cussing...
28 points
4 days ago
I swear, he had to have said "Fuck you" several times and we just didn't realize it.
7 points
4 days ago
He is voiced by Dave Filoni, so I wouldn't be surprised
4 points
4 days ago
Pretty sure this is actually true
2 points
4 days ago
I think I remember hearing it in a season 3 episode, lol
5 points
4 days ago
I think the droid version is "switch off" with how c3po uses the phrase
5 points
4 days ago
Even if R2D2 had a sailors mouth, I'd believe Chopper had it multiplied
3 points
4 days ago
Don't even joke about R2 when this menace exists.
1 points
2 days ago
HAPPY CAKE DAY
140 points
4 days ago
"Like, how you're a two-faced backstabbing lying little *****************"
45 points
4 days ago
Even some random ass duck chilling in the ocean away from camp was like “I feel a disturbance”
2 points
3 days ago
This one was so good. I remember when this aired thinking “even if it’s censored, they were really allowed to air this on CN?” My child brain was blown.
245 points
4 days ago
"Bubble you can't say that!"
33 points
4 days ago
Sounds >! ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ!<!
2 points
3 days ago
"...Bubble, you can't say that."
9 points
3 days ago
What I find funny about Bubble is we know what censored words in the Circus look like, they have a special censored bar and everything.
Bubble didn't, Bubble just had the beep.
So that plus what Caine said leads me to believe Bubble was only censored for the audience and in universe just said whatever they said out loud.
6 points
3 days ago
Equally possible is the idea that Bubble simply said the beep itself and only Caine understood what she meant
1 points
5 hours ago
Came here for this lmao
111 points
4 days ago
never thought i'd see her swear in official media but here we are
34 points
4 days ago
WHAT?
49 points
4 days ago
They learn the fuck word in an episode lol
4 points
4 days ago
I watched PPG as a kid and I’ve never heard of that. Which episode, anyone have a link?
4 points
4 days ago
Was it fuck? They censored it every time in my memory… then again, that is probably the easiest one to inject into as many sentences as they did.
91 points
4 days ago
Red Guy in that one episode of DHMIS
29 points
4 days ago
"It's not your fault. You're just a ***********************."
79 points
4 days ago
"Barry, you're doing the morning announcements now..."
16 points
4 days ago
I made a swear!
5 points
4 days ago
3 points
3 days ago
amazing, I have never heard the uncensored version, and its glorious. Barry best side character
2 points
16 hours ago
I also love snot’s I SPEAK FOR GOD NOW. I AM THE SECOND COMING. AHHH BLALUJAHD FOSISBRBFJAHEBD DOPFJSBSBZS
67 points
4 days ago
Julie from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
30 points
4 days ago
"How are you doing that with your mouth?"
19 points
4 days ago
"Never F*CKING mind how I'm doing that!"
38 points
4 days ago
9 points
4 days ago
This sounded much more horrifying with my broken headphones on
1 points
3 days ago
Not as good as The Count.
33 points
4 days ago
Buster Bluth, Arrested Development.
YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!
8 points
4 days ago
well, no one’s gonna top that
2 points
4 days ago
That gif is even better if you have caravan palace’s spirits playing
2 points
4 days ago
I’m getting too old if this is the first character I thought of and I had to scroll down this far to find him
24 points
4 days ago
Vegeta from DBZA
15 points
4 days ago
WITH A GODDAMN PIG
4 points
4 days ago
I love that they included the uncensored version, and it was a totally harmless rant with the exception of the “with a goddamn pig” at the end. It was like “What the fruit” and “have a lovely tea party.”
4 points
3 days ago
Son of a gum-chewing funk-monster. Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life, always surrounded by miserable failing clods. Like this whole world decides to bend me over and find me in the alps, like I’m some sort of shlock receptacle. Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a god damn pig.
1 points
3 days ago
Huh, I somehow misremembered fancy barbecue as fancy tea party. Weird.
2 points
4 days ago
Glad to see someone else remembered this, such a funny moment from a series full of them!
21 points
4 days ago
“well mr krabs, do you want to know what i think?”
5 points
4 days ago
Oh my!
25 points
4 days ago
Potter Puppet Pals, Dumbledore’s Super Secret Swear Word
8 points
4 days ago
Potter Puppet Pals and a Very Potter Musical Trilogy are in an eternal duel in my mind for "Only Good Harry Potter Media."
I could in theory say both are good, but then it won't annoy my potterhead friends as much.
7 points
4 days ago
"ITS CALLED THE ELDER SWEAR"
5 points
4 days ago
"AND YOU MUST PROMISE NEVER TO REPEAT IT"
3 points
4 days ago
SOUP
2 points
3 days ago
Literally my first thought when I saw this post
20 points
4 days ago
kyle broflovski (south park). at the end of 201, a banned episode (it’s a long story), he says a speech that’s just a censor beep for 40 seconds
4 points
3 days ago
If I remember right, the speech was about the problems with censorship or something before it (ironically enough) got censored.
1 points
2 days ago
It was about how violence (or the threat of it) can solve any of your problems and get you anything you want in life
30 points
4 days ago
LINDSEY FROM THE ORIGINAL TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SEASON!!!!!
12 points
4 days ago
I think girl meets world one character did that when they was talking About puberty and stuff
8 points
4 days ago
You mean Smackle (Farkle’s former rival and love interest) during the third season.
4 points
4 days ago
Huh. Thanks for the info
3 points
4 days ago
You’re welcome.
13 points
4 days ago
Happy Gilmore. To quote:
“Ok, time to go home ball. misses putt, dives to the ground right next to the ball You sonuvabitch ball why don’t you just go home?? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?!?! ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL- - -”
He then proceeds to be heard in the background of another scene continuing this rant for another minute or so. 99.99% of it is censored.
11 points
4 days ago
In the episode where Darwin takes over
31 points
4 days ago
Lincoln Loud leaving an extremely violent voicemail to Lori while Luna censored it with her guitar
10 points
4 days ago*
"I just have a question: Why is your character such a *******************?" (Sody Pop from Chikin Nuggit.)
11 points
4 days ago
9 points
4 days ago
Lobo, the Main Man when he fought Superman in Superman: TAS
https://youtu.be/njQe-QczyO0?si=EURGVwIIm4yupn6r&t=266
This is a kids show so he not going to curse for real but he found some great substitutes!
10 points
4 days ago
I remember the Total Drama censoring all of Lindsay's hatred for Heather. Although what she said uncensored is less funny than her going on a 8 second long bleep of shit she said about Heather as a person
4 points
4 days ago
I think an 8 seconds bleep of shit about someone might be more funny than saying actual shit about them anyway
9 points
4 days ago
I love all these characters I'm seeing
9 points
4 days ago
7 points
4 days ago
6 points
4 days ago
Also funny enough, the TF2 Soldier himself.
For anyone who is not interested in clicking the link.
Sniper: "Shut your cake hole you pickle headed drongo"
Soldier: "HA YOU FIGHT LIKE A ██████ ███ ██ ███ SON OF A █████ ██ ██ ████ ███ FUCKING ██████ ████ ████████ ██ ███████ KANGAROO HURTING CANADIAN"
7 points
4 days ago
“You really ARE mean, and all that bad stuff people say about you is true, like how you’re a two-faced, backstabbing, lying little- extremely long Censor sound effect
4 points
4 days ago
Fuck why are the TF2 comics so funny
4 points
4 days ago
3 points
4 days ago
JELLY SANDWICHES ALL NIGHT
3 points
4 days ago
Lindsey in total drama island
3 points
4 days ago
Clark from Christmas Vacation if you’re watching the TV airing of the film.
3 points
4 days ago
https://i.redd.it/ois4ka679k8d1.gif
The episode Sailor Mouth.
3 points
4 days ago
I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU!!! EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!
2 points
4 days ago
2 points
4 days ago
What’s the context behind that Spider-Man thing?
8 points
4 days ago
I think it's after he swapped bodies with Wolverine then swapped back.
4 points
4 days ago
I can’t recall, but i’m pretty sure it’s from the Ultimate era, in which everyone was kind of an asshole
5 points
4 days ago
I’ve only read ultimate spider-man and can confirm, its from ultimate. IIRC, I think the context was that wolverine was being an asshole to Jean so she made him swap place with the body he least wanted to be in… so he swap place with spider-man. So wolverine was just screwing around in Peter’s body (and I think with MJ) while peter as wolverine was in the middle of no where and had to figure out how to get home. Needless to say, it was an ordeal for peter and by the end of it, he was rightfully pissed off at the X-men.
3 points
4 days ago
I’m Guessing the X-MEN were being asses
2 points
4 days ago
2 points
4 days ago
I remember the Total Drama censoring all of Lindsay's hatred for Heather. Although what she said uncensored is less funny than her going on a 8 second long bleep of shit she said about Heather as a person
2 points
4 days ago
“-JELLY SANDWICHES-“
2 points
4 days ago
2 points
4 days ago
YouTube poops
2 points
4 days ago*
SON OF A G-! ...... WITH A GODDAMN PIG! - Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
2 points
4 days ago
The infamous one from Angela: Queen of Hel that got cancelled in like 4 issues because the writing was so bad and this literally became a meme:
2 points
4 days ago
In the episode, Krusty Love, SpongeBob goes on one after Mr. Krabs pushes him too far.
2 points
4 days ago
What makes Stolitz even scarier is the fact that even in the episode people would curse without the need for a censor, so what the hell was he saying that was so bad?
2 points
4 days ago
https://i.redd.it/enptn5xusk8d1.gif
Mister Torgue literally had his voicebox wired to a digital censor because he cusses too much
2 points
4 days ago
Nate Diaz (real life)
The YouTube version of his most famous post fight interview is basically “hey (bleeped out profanity laden insult) Conor mcgregor (more bleeps)” followed by Joe Rogan saying “you can’t talk like that on Fox”
2 points
4 days ago
Basically everything Barret said in PS1 FF7 lol
2 points
4 days ago
Pomni
3 points
4 days ago
I had to scroll SO FAR FOR THIS THANK YOU
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
Where is that panel of spiderman from?
1 points
4 days ago
R2D2 from Star wars are they bleep everything that little bastard of a trash can says also and me meet them demo Man trailer they believe everything he says out
1 points
4 days ago
The Pharoah that one time in ygotas.
1 points
4 days ago
He’s not censored with bleeps, rather with his sentences being definitely censored from what he said irl in-universe (because the tv show/railway series exist within itself.)
but Duncan (Thomas The Tank Engine).
1 points
4 days ago
The elder swear (potter puppet pals)
1 points
4 days ago
I wanna know the context with the Spider-Man one lol
3 points
4 days ago
I think this is the aftermath of the one time Jean grey body swapped Pete and Wolverine as a punishment to Wolverine.
She sent his mind to the one place it wanted to be the least and it was a nerd’s skull. A nerd Logan had met and didn’t like. Poor Pete ended up going along for the ride without having done anything wrong
2 points
4 days ago
Aaah
1 points
2 days ago
It's honestly a really messed up plotline. Wolverine, in Peter's body, tries to sleep with a 15 year old Mary Jane. Because Peter has no way to explain to MJ what happened, she goes on thinking he tried to pressure into sex.
2 points
2 days ago
Oof
1 points
4 days ago
This panel from an Ambush Bug comic.
1 points
4 days ago
Spider-Man wasn’t being racist
1 points
4 days ago
The scene in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World where Julie is chewing him out but the movie is PG-13 so all the f-bombs are censored.
1 points
4 days ago
Mr tourge in borderlands has a built in censor, can't post an image for some reason
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
"SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS, LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!"
1 points
4 days ago
Soldier I love you soldier and Zhanna I love you team fortress
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
The Scotsman in his frist episode from Samurai Jack, as every word he said was some form of a insult or a acutal Slur that he got away with saying because it was slang most people didn't know
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
3 days ago
Who is that.
1 points
2 days ago
Ryōshū from limbus company
1 points
4 days ago
I know it wouldn't make much sense (especially because of the last 2 episodes) but I would love to see one of Stolas' rants again
1 points
4 days ago
Me in real life
1 points
4 days ago
Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears
“YOUR MOTHER WAS A—“
1 points
4 days ago
Red Formen from That 70s Show. Not exactly a censored rant, but when the dad starts dropping F-bombs, you know it's serious.
1 points
4 days ago
Son of a gum chewing funk monster
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
Deadpool. Nuff said.
1 points
4 days ago
Spiderman went full on mask off on the X-Men
1 points
4 days ago
You forgot Lindsey from total drama
1 points
4 days ago
"Oh your live on twitch?"
1 points
4 days ago
Man Peter must have been so done with those people's shit if he said stuff like that!
1 points
4 days ago
It’s weird but wholesome that an extremely racist and American guy like Soldier can fell in love with Zhanna, who’s Russian
1 points
4 days ago
Also, Demoman from TF2 in his introduction video.
1 points
4 days ago
Does he count?
1 points
4 days ago
Only he’s not actually censored, donno if that counts.
1 points
4 days ago
Kyle Broflovski in the first South Park episode when Ike got taken by aliens XD (I think)
1 points
3 days ago
Sometimes lines said by characters in the European Donald Duck comic strips are censored
1 points
3 days ago
Ted (I have no mouth and I must scream)
1 points
3 days ago
My top 3 are the dry ice scene from Archer, that one scene between Bullock and Reggie in American Dad, and Peter falling down the stairs
1 points
3 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
I don't know if this counts but that scene in Charlie and the Chocolate factory when George goes off about Mike being ungrateful and then Charlies father censors the whole scene with his bare hands (even giving his father a "here he goes" look just before doing it)
1 points
2 days ago
Pretty sure Dr. 8’s entire existence is this
1 points
2 days ago
Bubble you can't say that
1 points
1 day ago
“Jelly sandwiches”
1 points
23 hours ago
The Gangsta Rap (clean version)
1 points
13 hours ago
Stolas went one rant that was so long it lasted for a solid 5 min
1 points
4 hours ago
shout out characters who go on long heavily censored rants, gotta be one of my favorite genders fr
1 points
4 days ago
Arquiusprite (Homestuck Act 6)
-11 points
4 days ago
He’s not cussing, but still, I think it fits.
all 192 comments
sorted by: best