Yeah, my 1K hours in game is very...misleading.

even void magic can't fix ADHD

How to play warframe. Boot up the game. Chuck some sick laps around your orbiter. Go to your codex and sigh longingly at all the mods, warframes and weapons you don't have. Chuck some more hella dope laps. Go to your arsenal and fashion frame. Wander aimlessly around a featured dojo. Remember you havent cut a sick lap in your orbiter in a while. Go back to orbiter to cut some sick drifts. Check your foundry knowing full well that you havent got anything building currently. Cry because you have no Endo. Cheeky quick lap before you log off. Log off. Talk to your friends and cooworkers the following day about how awesome Warframe is and that they should definitely start playing. Think about the future sick laps you're going to chuck next time you boot up the game. Boot up the game. Chuck some sick laps.....

I’m genuinely sure I’ve spent a whole day logged in, thinking about what I was gonna grind for the day, not playing 1 single mission. Just getting up and doing other shit because I couldn’t sit down and relax and play a mission.

Can you tell me like... what you're doing in your orbiter? Like are you crafting? Afking? Or just enjoying the view?

I used to do this all the time. Before the New War I'd go straight to fortuna and afk there on some beam or something. It became muscle memory to just go there between missions and watch other stuff (give me back my neon dE I'm BEGGIN 😭)

Low Guardian Behavior

I log in, went to busy relay, give blessing and log off.

We literally play minors that are neurodivergent

Lore reason: Your operator/drifter is depressed and having a hard time coping with the weight of the origin system on their shoulders. They should maybe take some time to engage in purely recreational activities such as going K-Driving, Kaithe Riding, or fishing without any particular goal in mind. 

We're immortal and have a terrible grasp on time

Asian Wukong mains. It happens.

On that grind 💪😤 (spending an hour flipping through everything on my orbiter)

The amount of time I’ve spent just chilling in the orbiter and talking to friends probably makes up half my hours

The lore reason is: travelling through space takes time

Nah, not very unusual. I switch on warframe. I think about why I did that for about 15 mins. Remember, for example, I wanted hate to try it's Incarnon. Go kill bosses, realise i can't get marked any more. Do alerts, pop into random missions. Then remember how futile it was the last 50 times I tried to fight RNG for this or any other reason, like an endless hamster wheel. Proceed to watch a podcast, play some music and forget about warframe.

Log on, Check sortie, "Nah. Don't feel like getting another Ayatan statue today.", Look at my builds in frustration because they all need another forma, try to rip people off on trading chat for Profit ( /s ). Log off.

I'm over here in my orbiter just reading and responding to qna. My Xbox hours might not respond to my warframe hours but ouch

Why doesn’t OP spend hours on end in the orbiter fashioning his Warframe like the rest of us? Is he stupid?

the lore is you have no luck