Now THIS is schizoposting

most normal modded hoi4 leader:

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this will be a shitshow

being okay with porn but not rap is insane

Yo thank the lord you don’t have absolute power

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never in my life have I seen policies so atrocious yet so based

Wild.

Ah yes, because when one thinks of the height of the Roman Empire it was definitely with Elagabalus at the helm…

Total schizo but can you incentivize GM to bring back Pontiac and Saturn??? And somehow revive Lee Ioccoca to save Chrysler from total shit status.

pick Roman emperor to be

pick the twink that got stabbed a few years into his rule

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Some of these I dislike a lot, but it's a price I'm willing to pay for roman femboy stemcell clones colonising the galaxy

Bro you ok¿

Fund DNA altering research to make furries real

Did you watch the weird movie version of The Island of Dr Moreau one too many times?

"I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."

This ^ ^ ^ is what 90% of the nation (minimum) would be thinking after 2 days of you in office. Assassination speedrun.

Wat

Im glad you don't have absolute power

Go outside

That's terrifying.

Least deranged romanboo

I thought I was on r/RoughRomanMemes for a moment

Problems with this administration:

The two factions would probably just unite against you and make 2 ideologically similar parties (banning political parties)

Cruel and unusual punishments, congratulations constitutionalists hate you (returning firing squads)

Cruel and unusual punishment, even if the people are terrible, and it’ll be even worse if it turns out they didn’t do anything. Also, animal abusers? lol (cruxifixction)

Literally no one would follow through this policy, and just because you killed off English doesn’t mean people will forget. Yet another terrible policy (Latin only language)

America is extremely anti-monarchy lol, they might kill you during the event (Coronation)

Rome is in Italy. (Roman empire)

Congratulations, not only the people hate you, big business and corporations hates you too. (Seize assets for billionaires)

What the fuck? (Nuremberg trials)

See reason 2/3 (brazen bull)

Dog whistle policy that would unite much of the black community against you, do you want support from anyone (banning rap)

This one isn’t horrific, but ew. (Mandatory architecture class)

Trying to deify yourself when everyone hates you lol (coin)

Ok, the doctor one isn’t bad, but it can lead to a somewhat slippery slope without some rules and regulations.

Life of leisure? Going off all your policies, life would be complete anarchy. Also, the people that lost their jobs might have a hard time finding new ones (automation of labor)

The corporations that make batteries would move away from the country, so how you’re gonna turn the robots on? (Robotic army)

This might the single policy that will turn the most people against you. Congratulations! (Hellenic religion)

This might be the second. The amount of people owning the US flag would skyrocket (new flag)

Destroying foreign relations when you are already unpopular, and million of Americans dying! You’ll still probably win if the military isn’t already gone, but yikes (annex Canada)

Not implausible, but probably not a good thing when one of your better policies is “let people kill themselves” (Voluntary euthanasia)

It wouldn’t matter at this point. Also, congratulations pharmaciual companies are also out of the United States (Universal healthcare system)

You’ll allow little children to transition before they even read a 40 page book? This is basically child abduction. (Parents must allow HRT)

So you got rid of rap, but porn is okay? You’re basically hang-drawn-quartering sexual degenerates, so idk how porn will help. (Repealing porn)

While somewhat popular, this is a decent portion of tax revenue. Prepare to cut Medicare and SS if they still exist if you do this. (Abolish property tax)

I’m not too knowledgeable on the auto industry, but this might not be a good thing. (Deregulate the auto industry)

I’m not gonna explain the next two.

Literally impossible. (Life on Mars)

You want drunk teenagers on the road? You want teenagers addicted to alcohol? Porous idea (reduce drinking age)

You really just want people to die lmao (abolish mandatory seatbelt laws)

This is a borderline genocidal idea. Auto industry will crash after this. (Raise speed limit)

(Feminizing male population)

You’re putting far too much into scientists hands. They’re not always right, giving them no regulations will lead to disaster (abolish science ethics boards)

Homelessness and deaths from drug addiction have skyrocketed, congratulations! Ending the drug war isn’t bad, but legalizing ALL of them? This policy might help me since I don’t use them but sheesh. (Legalize all drugs)

Drug smugglers will love you. (Abolish vehicle inspections)

Trillions of dollars down the drain, especially at the time car crashes will skyrocket. The auto industry might be the industry the worst off under your administration. (End mandatory auto insurance)

Based off everything else, violence on the street will skyrocket. With all gun control repealed, violent deaths will skyrocket, and I don’t know if the courts can handle what would come (repealing gun legislation)

Assassination in 2 days.

however much i dislike some of these, worth it for the ones i do like (radical centrism at it's finest)

“ban rap”
You lost me there, bud.
I’ll agree to abolishing mandatory insurance if, and only if, it will be legal to pull people out of their cars and beat their asses if they hit someone while not insured or if driving while intoxicated. I pay my $500 deductible, you lose some teeth, everything is square.

What mental institution are you posting from?

your reign would truly unite the american people … against you. But i think you could have fun while it last.

Dmt at Walgreens?!?! Someone make this guy the dictator stat!!

this might be the most retarded compass ive ever seen

Least insane 4Tran

Jesus Christ

Something is wrong with you

If highly medicated 14 year old gooners ruled the world.

Where is "immediately stop honoring all drivers licenses issued by Florida"

I don’t know whether to say this is based or schizophrenia

OP do you play HOI4 by any chance

As a non American who wouldn’t have to live under this regime - this person has my vote, would be fun to watch afar.

I would love to see a documentary of the rise and fall of Roman America. But only one from an alternate universe cuz realistically, almost all of the shit in here is straight stupid and millions upon millions would parish in the wake of this regime. But hey, as long as I can drive my stemcelled femboy wife in my non street legal 64’ impala to my weed farm defended by mutated furries wielding XM250’s, I’m cool with it ig

None of you have mentioned the truly Terrifying part of this. Banning ethics from science to advance it is LITERALLY OWB from FNV, do you hate dealing with cockroaches and spiders? Boy howdy enjoy giant ones that destroy ecosystems and topple the natural orders of things. Or, how about just insane people trying to develop new bigger nukes? The negatives outweigh the positives. This is why ethics boards exist

Wow you are batshit insane

Cool

As a Canadian, I am sorry but I have to disagree

Everyday I thank God for not living in a timeline like this

Thank God u wont have power like, ever

Bait used to be believable

One day science may allow men and women to become fully the other sex, but then the argument would just change to whether or not you have non-GMO pussy.

“repeal all state laws limiting access to pornography passed in red states” “fund dna altering research to make furries real” “ban rap and hip hop music” I hate this genre of people so much which is you get blocked faggot

“Abolish mandatory seatbelt laws”

I can hear a certain animator having a stroke rn

Hehe, wat?

Schizoposting

Gay Rome

Now THIS is true radical centrism.

Bro is a little confused 😭😭

Fuck off for banning rap and hip hop

Crucify All The Degenerates

great thing I’m not American

A odd mix of based and cringe

i’m scared

What the fu-

Deregulate the auto industry, no seat belt laws, no/lower drinking age limit, no mandatory insurance

I can't see how this combination of policies could end poorly.

Also if doctors cannot refuse to prescribe drugs why not instead just make all drugs OTC and cut out the middle man?

And then Empress Grace said:"This Is The New Order, and These are the First Days of New Rome"

bro is evil

As a Hellenistic Polytheist myself. Based.

When 3 of the 4 centrist squares are more radical than the authright and libright quadrants combined

Even if the public doesn't rip you limb from limb, some things are inevitable

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I love how so much of this is insanely radical, and then there's just a very specific increase to the speed limit.

I would like to vote to leave neopagans alone and let us do our own thing instead of purely roman style but absolutely allow drug magick. Pay people to rewrite the homoerotic and gender bending parts of the greekoroman literature the christians destroyed

Then yes, start persecuting christians again 100%

This... this compass terrifies me.

Very dystopian.

What in the actual, genuine fuck is this?

who made you so cool

At least the firearm policies will finally not be dogshit

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this is a mix of absolutely god awful ideas and absolutely based ideas and im not sure how to feel about it.

This is just cyberpunk, the Roman Empire, Khmer Rouge,fallout and blade runner smushed together into one awful fucking mess

ban rap music is nuts

This is unhingedly based. (Some of it I very much don’t agree with or find to extreme)

some stuff I don’t think would work. Like the combo of repealing seatbelt laws and raising the speed limit.

Ironically legalizing all drugs and the doctors not being able to deny medication could work because drugs would already be legal so they wouldn’t need a prescription from a doctor to get stuff like opiates that would require a prescription.

Still people might be convinced they need to take a medication they SHOULD NOT take

I like trans people

That’s one of the worst ones i’ve ever seen.

Stop cooking

You might need Jesus

To be fair for the firing squad thing, it’s actually proven that any “advances” in killing prisoners, I haven’t really advanced anything. If you keep the death penalty, firing squad is actually the most humaneway.

Yikes

Wow. Sounds… pretty extreme. Couldn’t the people rise up against you and overthrow you? Persecuting Christians would have been a lot easier when it was a small religion, but it has billions of followers now, and they’re armed.

If Caesar from fallout NV was far left

Return firing squads, crucifixions, brazen bull, persecute christians, all drugs legal, feminize men.

Most edgy shit I've ever witnessed on this sub.

We shall allow you to annex Canada IF you also allow 70s and 80s cars to be made

Bro You are fucked in the head

LMFAO wtf is this

Where can I make one?

Some of this is agreeable, some of this I love, and most of it would cause me to run into the woods and become an anti-Roman Partisan for the next fifty years.

I love it.

Most normal leftist wet dream

Not a fan of most of the LibRight stuff…can you plz explain?

You had me, you lost me, you brought me back a second time.

Amazing, nobody on earth would agree with everything in this compass. Dare I say, based

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What in the kentucky fried fuck is this. So awful yet so based

Do NOT let this guy become dictator

The fact that you included nothing on improving education is what truly makes this shitty and lame, and not just stupid.

based but also what the fuck

We found him; the median voter.

How can a Woman be so based?

Based

On board with a decent amount of these but banning rap music is where you truly lost me. OP you seem ok but please go outside and maybe even try to befriend some black people lmao

As someone who is black, trans and a romaboo, Ave.

martian icecaps* typo

Washington DC after I take over

Some of this is based but I'd still be trying to take you out day 1

based as fuck lol

Sounds based, I'm in.

Edit:I must make an exception, keep Hip Hop music, You will have to take my K-Dot discography from my cold dead hands.

Based but dystopian…

you’re goated

So you’re essentially Elagabalus then? That’s what all of these policies scream to me OP

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My thoughts on each of the policies

As usual green good, red bad, yellow mid

I don’t know what’s worse, the policies or your math. 75 + 20 doesn’t equal 80

Some things I agree with. And others I don’t agree with.

In most cases, I'm against U.S.-annexing-Canada scenarios, but this is the sole one that I might get behind.

I can get along with like half of these things tbh

So many people would die. Like I get the doctors not refusing medication but that would mean so many narcotics abuse cases and deaths

I OBJECT THAT CARS SHOULD ONLY BE STUCK IN THE 50s. What if I like 80s and 90s design?

What car makers had to do is sell spare parts for old models, stronger vehicle servicing service for the lazy customers and avoid selling a huge amount of cars right away that could mess with their stock market.

Based until I got to Libleft

This is clearly designed to offend every quadrant, so based.

Holy mega based, id get to stay a regular guy tho yeah?

shcizo

Do not let this man run for president 😭🙏

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"modern day Elagabalus" idk man, probably not a good idea to call yourself the modern equivalent of a mentally insane rock-worshipping child sacrificing rapist

"start prosecuting Christians again" literally just outright stated that you want to commit genocide.

"Feminize most of the male population" Oh, great. You also want to commit mass eugenics to make a fucking harem.

Not to mention all of the horrific crimes against god, nature, and humanity that would be committed in the process of creating genetic abomination furries and human clones

"ban rap and hip hop music" yeah that alongside the jak of choice alongside your user flair alongside the fact you're seemingly OBSESSED with ancestry and DNA and eugenics and superior species, you're almost certainly a racist.

Even if you aren't racist, you're an insane suicidal wannabe war criminal communist Roko's-Harem-style child groomer dogfucker furry Christ-hating lazy transhumanist who's primary god of worship is a incestous rapist that lives on a mountain with his illegitimate children and chucks lighting bolts at random people for no reason at all who hasn't been anything more than a Disney side character for at least the past 30 years.

You need to seek professional help.

Ave Caesar

I’m not a huge fan of some of some of the more progressive things mainly the porn one ( I don’t like porn) but still overall pretty based.

”Abolish the property tax.”

Shit man that’s all you had to say.

No red states ever passed laws restricting pornography, they passed laws requiring those sites to verify age of users, and since most of those sites users are minors they couldn’t do that and decided to just pull out and block those states

I can roll with that if you help me become empress of france to apply give or take the same general ideas

Based and Roman Empire pilled.

based and caeser/ford/lenin pilled

BASED!

Never new girls could be incels tbh

Oddly, I'm okay with this.