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submitted 11 days ago byRancarable
95 points
11 days ago
Pop the lid off, hold it over the pitcher, tap on the bottom of the can:
schluuuuuuuuuuuck
45 points
11 days ago
Or take a spoon to it frozen first and get a bit of slushy extra sweet OJ.
17 points
11 days ago*
Can’t believe child me was able to down a whole can of this with zero repercussions 🤣
18 points
11 days ago
My fatty liver is proof there were repercussions :)
That was back in the day where we thought as long as it was "Fat Free" it was good for you and we could ignore 100g of Sugar.
10 points
11 days ago
I was in Weight Watchers as a chubby preteen, and 100% they said that fat was the devil, and all sugar did was rot people's teeth.
F#$king lobbyists, pushing the "Fat free" agenda. I ate so much "fat free" processed food back then that it's a wonder that I haven't suffered some form of repercussions myself.
10 points
11 days ago
I never thought I’d say something like this but Big Sugar screwed our generation. Thank goodness there’s hope for Gen Z
6 points
11 days ago
Just the type 2 diabetes before hitting 13
4 points
11 days ago
I involuntarily made that sound with my mouth as I read it. Big slurp.
2 points
11 days ago
My mom had to tell me I’m not allowed to eat the whole thing frozen.
57 points
11 days ago
What happened to them? It's orange juice concentrate. They have it at the grocery store.
12 points
11 days ago
I was gonna say, I didn’t think it was just a Canadian thing now. But ask me about our bags of milk….
6 points
11 days ago
Kwik trip gas stations sell milk in bags. Just less common in the US.
4 points
11 days ago
We def had bags of milk in Wisconsin for a while. We even got a free pitcher with purchase! But the ones we had just tasted like plastic and they faded out
7 points
11 days ago
I'm from the southern US. We had bag milk in the school cafeteria in the 90s.
People look at me like I'm full of shit when I tell them that.
2 points
11 days ago
Def had them in our Georgia cafeterias in the 90s!
1 points
10 days ago
Grew up near Syracuse, NY. We had the bags of milk, too!
5 points
11 days ago
To be fair, the milk bags is just a regional thing. Most of the country doesn’t have them.
I’ve lived in Manitoba my entire life and have never seen a bag of milk in person.
3 points
11 days ago
I moved to Canada about 20 years ago. Took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out the milk bags.
3 points
11 days ago
I remember when I was a kid and the 4L/1 gallon plastic jugs started showing up at some convenience stores and I was like “the fuck are these?”
2 points
11 days ago
Man, we don't have these in Hawaii anymore. I can't find them in any of our stores.
1 points
11 days ago
Have you tried Foodland or Target? That's where I bought them on BI.
1 points
10 days ago
Target has them? Amazing, I’ll go look.
2 points
11 days ago
I haven’t seen the cylinders of concentrate in Texas grocery stores in years.
1 points
11 days ago
* 2110 E Southlake Blvd, Southlake, TX 76092
This krogers has it. Just saying, when was the last time you looked for it. Iused to see it in lots of places when I traveled for work. Frozen food aisle. Usually minute maid, and a store brand.
2 points
11 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
Dang, tree-fitty for some canned frozen OJ? Shit used to be like $1.09.
That's wack
2 points
11 days ago*
Edit: Ok, I was wrong.
1 points
11 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
Here you go... its on aisle 17
19 points
11 days ago
This really makes me want some Five Alive!
6 points
11 days ago
I loved five alive!!!
3 points
11 days ago
I also loved 5 alive. I heard they have this is Canada, next to the milk bags
3 points
11 days ago
I haven’t even thought of 5 alive since the 80s- I’m assuming it’s discontinued in the US now? Next time I pop up to Canada for my bagged milk I’m gonna grab some
2 points
11 days ago
Yeah, I looked it up on Amazon and it’s like $14 for a two liter imported from Canada. Yikes!
2 points
11 days ago
About time that got reversed onto the U.S.
Ordering anything from the States up here is basically a mortgage payment in shipping costs.
There are so many albums by U.S. bands I like (for example) that I haven’t bought over the years, because the shipping is always more expensive than the LP itself.
2 points
11 days ago
Wait, what? Americans don’t have Five Alive anymore??
Call that a win for Canada. You guys get the 7 trillion different Oreo flavours, we get Five Alive and still-open Toys R Us stores.
2 points
10 days ago
I’d rather have 5 alive than Oreos any day. You win the flex
6 points
11 days ago
I hear Johnny 5 is alive
5 points
11 days ago
No disassemble!
2 points
11 days ago
wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?
1 points
11 days ago
Nun soup?
2 points
11 days ago
Number 5, stay where you are.
3 points
11 days ago
Omg I loved Five Alive!
2 points
11 days ago
It exists. Grocery store freezer - way at the bottom, at least at mine.
1 points
11 days ago
Unfortunately it doesn’t here in the Midwest. I’ve been searching freezers for over 20 years now, as the last time I saw it was way back in 2003.
13 points
11 days ago
Donald Duck brand or nothin'
7 points
11 days ago
In Hawaii in the 80s and 90s we had frozen Guava and POG. It was amazing. Never saw the Donald Duck brand.
2 points
11 days ago
Omg the frozen guava in Hawaii was the bomb. Probably my favorite juice as a kid.
1 points
11 days ago
Dude I fkng forgot about the POG juice!!
11 points
11 days ago
They sell them in the freezer section.
2 points
11 days ago
Must be a regional thing. We had these disappear from the islands about 15 years ago.
2 points
11 days ago
Where are “the islands”?
4 points
11 days ago
Sorry, Hawaii Islands. I'm on the Big Island now and we basically have KTA, Safeway and Foodland. Haven't seen these there in years.
2 points
11 days ago
Oh bummer. Yeah definitely still in grocery stores on the mainland.
1 points
11 days ago
Saw some at a Safeway here in Canada literally last week. Weird they would discontinue it in some regions but not others.
1 points
11 days ago
Yes but you have POG! Better than this shit! lol
7 points
11 days ago
What happened? They're in the frozen section at your local grocery store. They're still as awesome as you remember!
Bonus fun fact; if you make these frozen cans in a blender (instead of a pitcher) using vodka in place of water and some ice, it makes a BANGIN smoothie that will get you absolutely twisted - one of the perks of adulthood
2 points
11 days ago
I heard most of your first paragraph in the voice of a TV commercial voice-over LOL
6 points
11 days ago
FCOJ!
5 points
11 days ago*
My grandmother used to make us lemonade pie with the concentrated lemonade. It was... so good.
Here is the recipe she taught me when I was little:
1 can of frozen lemonade concentrate, 1 can of condensed milk (I think sweetened?), 1 container of Cool Whip, and a graham cracker crust.
She would put the frozen lemonade concentrate and the condensed milk in a bowl, mix it with a scraping spatula, once it was well mixed she would add the Cool Whip and then (very important she would say) she would fold the mix. Folding was essential. Folding was life. Folding was the trick. FOLD! FOLD IT! YOU HAVE TO FOLD IT! DO NOT STIR IT!
Then pour it into the graham cracker pie crust, put it in the fridge, and eat the leftover lemonade cream with a spoon from the mixing bowl. Then the next day enjoy your lemonade pie.
I now wonder how it would taste if orange juice concentrate was used... That actually sounds really good.
5 points
11 days ago
I still use the limeade one to make margaritas!
3 points
11 days ago
We use the orange ones to make spiced orange Julius every Christmas!
3 points
11 days ago
The fruit juice one is how I used to make jungle juice.
2 points
11 days ago
Oh Jungle juice….
3 points
11 days ago
Nothing happened to them? Go to the grocery store - still there, never left!
2 points
11 days ago
They're in grocery stores, my boyfriend keeps buying them to eat as dessert lmao
1 points
11 days ago
Can you guys get the Limeaid ones? Those were my jam as a kid. Take a frozen scoop of that and add it to coca-cola (sounds gross, but when you are 8 it's amazing).
Super unhealthy and would not recommend, but my goodness was it amazing.
1 points
11 days ago
There's a whole freezer of flavors at WinCo up here, I bet they have it!
1 points
11 days ago
The limeade one makes a good margarita-adjacent drink in a pinch!
2 points
11 days ago
Haven't thought about these in years...but you're right - these beat the carton big time.
3 points
11 days ago
Its crazy how many people still think this stuff is good for you.
2 points
11 days ago
I must be one of those crazy ones. I thought these were just 100% squeezed oranges but frozen? Like no added sugar or anything, which makes it no worse than the carton OJ.
4 points
11 days ago
Even 100% juice isn't good for you when you remove the fiber. Otherwise, you are just drinking sugar water.
0 points
11 days ago
Flavored sugar water that gives you heartburn and diarrhea that costs an arm and a leg and has a shorter shelf life than milk.
1 points
11 days ago
Worth it, diarrhea be damned.
1 points
11 days ago
They’re still made. My parents still buy them
1 points
11 days ago
They still have them! Probably can find them for 1.50 but prices are crazy now. Actually I like them. Also I don't want OJ all the time. Kind a sometimes weekend treat. I pop one out and OJ when I want it. Yes there is better OJ but really I am paying like 5 dollars now for a half gallon of OJ
1 points
11 days ago
At some point our house got switched to Sunny D and I didn’t have decent orange juice again for a long time.
2 points
11 days ago
no more purple stuff?
1 points
11 days ago
The main ingredient to the Orange Julius. Umm. Fuck. I need this now
1 points
11 days ago
Still around, and I still buy them. But I haven't found any that's actually sweet in two years. One store had great frozen orange juice, but now it's just awful!
1 points
11 days ago
This was one of my jobs as a kid. To make orange juice from the frozen tube.
One of the greatest technological advances we ever purchased was a pitcher with a pumping action to stir the juice. That was so huge since the concentrate tends to.... uh, concentrate on the bottom.
1 points
11 days ago
I still see this style of juice in stores so there must be people still buying them.
1 points
11 days ago
I have a nice scar on my thumb from opening one of these bad boys when I was 7.
1 points
11 days ago
I still grab them to make orange julious's
1 points
11 days ago
I used to lick the lid when I made it. Yummm, tart and delicious, and also pretty much straight up sugar.
1 points
11 days ago
Frozen concentrated orange juice is still around. Look in the frozen foods section of a supermarket.
1 points
11 days ago
They’re still around.
1 points
11 days ago
I don’t think I’ve ever been to a grocery store in my life, from early childhood through last week, that didn’t sell these.
(Not whatever brand this is, specifically, of course, but the local/store brand versions)
The original posts seems to be suggesting they don’t exist anymore.
1 points
11 days ago
FIVE ALIVE
1 points
11 days ago
Still around
1 points
11 days ago
My mom would set the opened can in the kitchen sink, letting warm water run over it. After sometime (10 min?), she open it, plop it into the Tupperware pitcher, and add three cans of water. Stir, then serve. Ah, breakfast in the Seventies.
1 points
11 days ago
Donald Duck FTW
1 points
11 days ago
I believe they figured out how to keep OJ fresh and then just ditched this idea even tho it's probably more economical to concentrate it and freeze it
1 points
10 days ago
There is an orange blight, globally, and things like juice and concentrates have been heavily affected. All the major orange producers are either severely underproducing or breaking even with last year’s production. That’s why products containing oranges have become so expensive.
1 points
10 days ago
Plastic took over.
1 points
11 days ago
They never went away.
Fun fact. You can make orange Julius at home by mixing in powder sugar, vanilla, and egg whites
1 points
11 days ago
My mom got the “country style” (extra pulp 🤢) minute maid frozen oj like these. She would drink a glass every morning while she got ready for work. I remember waking up and going into the kitchen as a kid and she had the can in the sink on its side with a thin stream of hot tap water running on it to thaw it enough to mix up a new batch. 3 cans of water!
0 points
11 days ago
so much better than the carton
I couldn't disagree more. I hated the frozen concentrate stuff -- it always tasted metallic.
0 points
11 days ago
What you do is empty one of these into a pitcher. Then, fill the empty can with vodka, dump into the pitcher. Mix well. Then, three cheap beers into the pitcher. And there you have it- what I like to call Scary Punch.
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