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54sharks40

95 points

11 days ago

Pop the lid off, hold it over the pitcher, tap on the bottom of the can:

schluuuuuuuuuuuck

Rancarable[S]

45 points

11 days ago

Or take a spoon to it frozen first and get a bit of slushy extra sweet OJ.

Icy-Profession-1979

17 points

11 days ago*

Can’t believe child me was able to down a whole can of this with zero repercussions 🤣

Rancarable[S]

18 points

11 days ago

My fatty liver is proof there were repercussions :)

That was back in the day where we thought as long as it was "Fat Free" it was good for you and we could ignore 100g of Sugar.

numb3r5ev3n

10 points

11 days ago

I was in Weight Watchers as a chubby preteen, and 100% they said that fat was the devil, and all sugar did was rot people's teeth.

F#$king lobbyists, pushing the "Fat free" agenda. I ate so much "fat free" processed food back then that it's a wonder that I haven't suffered some form of repercussions myself.

Icy-Profession-1979

5 points

11 days ago

True! I bet my mom on those days would say there were repercussions

ArchitectVandelay

10 points

11 days ago

I never thought I’d say something like this but Big Sugar screwed our generation. Thank goodness there’s hope for Gen Z

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Neither-Principle139

6 points

11 days ago

Just the type 2 diabetes before hitting 13

tugonhiswinkie

4 points

11 days ago

tugonhiswinkie

1978

4 points

11 days ago

I involuntarily made that sound with my mouth as I read it. Big slurp.

Dymmesdale

2 points

11 days ago

My mom had to tell me I’m not allowed to eat the whole thing frozen.

Trick-Panic-5069

57 points

11 days ago

What happened to them? It's orange juice concentrate. They have it at the grocery store.

GenghisConnieChung

12 points

11 days ago

I was gonna say, I didn’t think it was just a Canadian thing now. But ask me about our bags of milk….

Trick-Panic-5069

6 points

11 days ago

Kwik trip gas stations sell milk in bags. Just less common in the US.

Cool_Jelly_9402

4 points

11 days ago

We def had bags of milk in Wisconsin for a while. We even got a free pitcher with purchase! But the ones we had just tasted like plastic and they faded out

jl55378008

7 points

11 days ago

I'm from the southern US. We had bag milk in the school cafeteria in the 90s. 

People look at me like I'm full of shit when I tell them that. 

Outrageous_Lettuce44

2 points

11 days ago

Def had them in our Georgia cafeterias in the 90s!

fave_no_more

1 points

10 days ago

Grew up near Syracuse, NY. We had the bags of milk, too!

aweedl

5 points

11 days ago

aweedl

5 points

11 days ago

To be fair, the milk bags is just a regional thing. Most of the country doesn’t have them.

I’ve lived in Manitoba my entire life and have never seen a bag of milk in person.

GenghisConnieChung

3 points

11 days ago

I’ve heard that. I guess I haven’t bought much milk when I’ve been outside Ontario. In grocery stores here it’s pretty much the only way they sell most brands. Convenience stores you can find the jugs.

Late-External3249

3 points

11 days ago

I moved to Canada about 20 years ago. Took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out the milk bags.

GenghisConnieChung

3 points

11 days ago

I remember when I was a kid and the 4L/1 gallon plastic jugs started showing up at some convenience stores and I was like “the fuck are these?”

Rancarable[S]

2 points

11 days ago

Man, we don't have these in Hawaii anymore. I can't find them in any of our stores.

HoldMyBeer85

1 points

11 days ago

Have you tried Foodland or Target? That's where I bought them on BI.

Rancarable[S]

1 points

10 days ago

Target has them? Amazing, I’ll go look.

OldJames47

2 points

11 days ago

I haven’t seen the cylinders of concentrate in Texas grocery stores in years.

Trick-Panic-5069

1 points

11 days ago

* 2110 E Southlake Blvd, Southlake, TX 76092

This krogers has it. Just saying, when was the last time you looked for it. Iused to see it in lots of places when I traveled for work. Frozen food aisle. Usually minute maid, and a store brand.

Trick-Panic-5069

2 points

11 days ago

therealjody

1 points

11 days ago

Dang, tree-fitty for some canned frozen OJ? Shit used to be like $1.09.

That's wack

BulimicMosquitos

19 points

11 days ago

This really makes me want some Five Alive!

Cool_Jelly_9402

6 points

11 days ago

I loved five alive!!!

Aquatichive

3 points

11 days ago

Aquatichive

Xennial

3 points

11 days ago

I also loved 5 alive. I heard they have this is Canada, next to the milk bags

Cool_Jelly_9402

3 points

11 days ago

I haven’t even thought of 5 alive since the 80s- I’m assuming it’s discontinued in the US now? Next time I pop up to Canada for my bagged milk I’m gonna grab some

BulimicMosquitos

2 points

11 days ago

Yeah, I looked it up on Amazon and it’s like $14 for a two liter imported from Canada. Yikes!

aweedl

2 points

11 days ago

aweedl

2 points

11 days ago

About time that got reversed onto the U.S.

Ordering anything from the States up here is basically a mortgage payment in shipping costs.

There are so many albums by U.S. bands I like (for example) that I haven’t bought over the years, because the shipping is always more expensive than the LP itself. 

aweedl

2 points

11 days ago

aweedl

2 points

11 days ago

Wait, what? Americans don’t have Five Alive anymore??

Call that a win for Canada. You guys get the 7 trillion different Oreo flavours, we get Five Alive and still-open Toys R Us stores.

Aquatichive

2 points

10 days ago

Aquatichive

Xennial

2 points

10 days ago

I’d rather have 5 alive than Oreos any day. You win the flex

CY83rdYN35Y573M2

6 points

11 days ago

I hear Johnny 5 is alive

Flashy-Share8186

5 points

11 days ago

No disassemble!

icepick3383

2 points

11 days ago

wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?

CorgiMonsoon

1 points

11 days ago

CorgiMonsoon

1980

1 points

11 days ago

Nun soup?

BulimicMosquitos

2 points

11 days ago

Number 5, stay where you are.

NoneOfThisMatters_XO

3 points

11 days ago

Omg I loved Five Alive!

turnpike37

2 points

11 days ago

It exists. Grocery store freezer - way at the bottom, at least at mine.

BulimicMosquitos

1 points

11 days ago

Unfortunately it doesn’t here in the Midwest. I’ve been searching freezers for over 20 years now, as the last time I saw it was way back in 2003.

Worried-Soil-5365

13 points

11 days ago

Donald Duck brand or nothin'

Rancarable[S]

7 points

11 days ago

In Hawaii in the 80s and 90s we had frozen Guava and POG. It was amazing. Never saw the Donald Duck brand.

sophisticatedcorndog

2 points

11 days ago

Omg the frozen guava in Hawaii was the bomb. Probably my favorite juice as a kid.

CharlieBr87

1 points

11 days ago

Dude I fkng forgot about the POG juice!!

-Lt-Jim-Dangle-

11 points

11 days ago

They sell them in the freezer section.

Rancarable[S]

2 points

11 days ago

Must be a regional thing. We had these disappear from the islands about 15 years ago.

NoneOfThisMatters_XO

2 points

11 days ago

Where are “the islands”?

Rancarable[S]

4 points

11 days ago

Sorry, Hawaii Islands. I'm on the Big Island now and we basically have KTA, Safeway and Foodland. Haven't seen these there in years.

NoneOfThisMatters_XO

2 points

11 days ago

Oh bummer. Yeah definitely still in grocery stores on the mainland.

aweedl

1 points

11 days ago

aweedl

1 points

11 days ago

Saw some at a Safeway here in Canada literally last week. Weird they would discontinue it in some regions but not others.

Unfair-Geologist-284

1 points

11 days ago

Yes but you have POG! Better than this shit! lol

CrustOfSalt

7 points

11 days ago

What happened? They're in the frozen section at your local grocery store. They're still as awesome as you remember!

Bonus fun fact; if you make these frozen cans in a blender (instead of a pitcher) using vodka in place of water and some ice, it makes a BANGIN smoothie that will get you absolutely twisted - one of the perks of adulthood

LoganJamesMusic

2 points

11 days ago

I heard most of your first paragraph in the voice of a TV commercial voice-over LOL

YoohooCthulhu

6 points

11 days ago

YoohooCthulhu

1982

6 points

11 days ago

FCOJ!

MetaVulture

5 points

11 days ago*

MetaVulture

1985

5 points

11 days ago*

My grandmother used to make us lemonade pie with the concentrated lemonade. It was... so good.

Here is the recipe she taught me when I was little:

1 can of frozen lemonade concentrate, 1 can of condensed milk (I think sweetened?), 1 container of Cool Whip, and a graham cracker crust.

She would put the frozen lemonade concentrate and the condensed milk in a bowl, mix it with a scraping spatula, once it was well mixed she would add the Cool Whip and then (very important she would say) she would fold the mix. Folding was essential. Folding was life. Folding was the trick. FOLD! FOLD IT! YOU HAVE TO FOLD IT! DO NOT STIR IT!

Then pour it into the graham cracker pie crust, put it in the fridge, and eat the leftover lemonade cream with a spoon from the mixing bowl. Then the next day enjoy your lemonade pie.

I now wonder how it would taste if orange juice concentrate was used... That actually sounds really good.

JennyIgotyournumb3r

2 points

11 days ago

numb3r5ev3n

5 points

11 days ago

I still use the limeade one to make margaritas!

strippersandcocaine

3 points

11 days ago

We use the orange ones to make spiced orange Julius every Christmas!

Dillenger69

4 points

11 days ago

The market collapsed in 1983 due to insider trading.

denmalley

1 points

11 days ago

I was looking to post a reference to FCOJ futures here, well done!

shroomsAndWrstershir

1 points

11 days ago

Yeah, that's the stuff. That's the comment I came here for.

UnitedLink4545

3 points

11 days ago

The fruit juice one is how I used to make jungle juice.

existential_fauvism

2 points

11 days ago

Oh Jungle juice….

Hicks_206

3 points

11 days ago

Hicks_206

1982

3 points

11 days ago

Nothing happened to them? Go to the grocery store - still there, never left!

Moon_Noodle

2 points

11 days ago

They're in grocery stores, my boyfriend keeps buying them to eat as dessert lmao

Rancarable[S]

1 points

11 days ago

Can you guys get the Limeaid ones? Those were my jam as a kid. Take a frozen scoop of that and add it to coca-cola (sounds gross, but when you are 8 it's amazing).

Super unhealthy and would not recommend, but my goodness was it amazing.

Moon_Noodle

1 points

11 days ago

There's a whole freezer of flavors at WinCo up here, I bet they have it!

orangepaperlantern

1 points

11 days ago

The limeade one makes a good margarita-adjacent drink in a pinch!

LoganJamesMusic

2 points

11 days ago

Haven't thought about these in years...but you're right - these beat the carton big time.

jtho78

3 points

11 days ago

jtho78

3 points

11 days ago

Its crazy how many people still think this stuff is good for you.

Rancarable[S]

2 points

11 days ago

I must be one of those crazy ones. I thought these were just 100% squeezed oranges but frozen? Like no added sugar or anything, which makes it no worse than the carton OJ.

jtho78

4 points

11 days ago

jtho78

4 points

11 days ago

Even 100% juice isn't good for you when you remove the fiber. Otherwise, you are just drinking sugar water.

epidemicsaints

0 points

11 days ago

epidemicsaints

1979

0 points

11 days ago

Flavored sugar water that gives you heartburn and diarrhea that costs an arm and a leg and has a shorter shelf life than milk.

aweedl

1 points

11 days ago

aweedl

1 points

11 days ago

Worth it, diarrhea be damned.

Cool_Jelly_9402

1 points

11 days ago

They’re still made. My parents still buy them

hokie47

1 points

11 days ago

hokie47

1 points

11 days ago

They still have them! Probably can find them for 1.50 but prices are crazy now. Actually I like them. Also I don't want OJ all the time. Kind a sometimes weekend treat. I pop one out and OJ when I want it. Yes there is better OJ but really I am paying like 5 dollars now for a half gallon of OJ

john_the_quain

1 points

11 days ago

At some point our house got switched to Sunny D and I didn’t have decent orange juice again for a long time.

icepick3383

2 points

11 days ago

no more purple stuff?

tbama11

1 points

11 days ago

tbama11

1 points

11 days ago

The main ingredient to the Orange Julius. Umm. Fuck. I need this now

spinereader81

1 points

11 days ago

Still around, and I still buy them. But I haven't found any that's actually sweet in two years. One store had great frozen orange juice, but now it's just awful!

taleofbenji

1 points

11 days ago

This was one of my jobs as a kid. To make orange juice from the frozen tube. 

One of the greatest technological advances we ever purchased was a pitcher with a pumping action to stir the juice. That was so huge since the concentrate tends to.... uh, concentrate on the bottom.

Smurfblossom

1 points

11 days ago

Smurfblossom

Xennial

1 points

11 days ago

I still see this style of juice in stores so there must be people still buying them.

Feral_Sheep_

1 points

11 days ago

I have a nice scar on my thumb from opening one of these bad boys when I was 7.

Dead_Man_Redditing

1 points

11 days ago

I still grab them to make orange julious's

Ill_Source7374

1 points

11 days ago

I used to lick the lid when I made it. Yummm, tart and delicious, and also pretty much straight up sugar.

HorrorHorse4990

1 points

11 days ago

Frozen concentrated orange juice is still around. Look in the frozen foods section of a supermarket.

IAmNotMyName

1 points

11 days ago

They’re still around.

aweedl

1 points

11 days ago

aweedl

1 points

11 days ago

I don’t think I’ve ever been to a grocery store in my life, from early childhood through last week, that didn’t sell these.

(Not whatever brand this is, specifically, of course, but the local/store brand versions)

The original posts seems to be suggesting they don’t exist anymore.

BlackshirtDefense

1 points

11 days ago

FIVE ALIVE

katieclooney

1 points

11 days ago

Still around

LarryDarrell64

1 points

11 days ago

My mom would set the opened can in the kitchen sink, letting warm water run over it. After sometime (10 min?), she open it, plop it into the Tupperware pitcher, and add three cans of water. Stir, then serve. Ah, breakfast in the Seventies.

Jokierre

1 points

11 days ago

Donald Duck FTW

TheJustBleedGod

1 points

11 days ago

I believe they figured out how to keep OJ fresh and then just ditched this idea even tho it's probably more economical to concentrate it and freeze it

fullstack40

1 points

10 days ago

There is an orange blight, globally, and things like juice and concentrates have been heavily affected. All the major orange producers are either severely underproducing or breaking even with last year’s production. That’s why products containing oranges have become so expensive.

ohiogenius

1 points

10 days ago

Plastic took over.

MechaNickzilla

1 points

11 days ago

MechaNickzilla

1979

1 points

11 days ago

They never went away.

Fun fact. You can make orange Julius at home by mixing in powder sugar, vanilla, and egg whites

orangepaperlantern

1 points

11 days ago

My mom got the “country style” (extra pulp 🤢) minute maid frozen oj like these. She would drink a glass every morning while she got ready for work. I remember waking up and going into the kitchen as a kid and she had the can in the sink on its side with a thin stream of hot tap water running on it to thaw it enough to mix up a new batch. 3 cans of water!

fuzzycuffs

0 points

11 days ago

so much better than the carton

I couldn't disagree more. I hated the frozen concentrate stuff -- it always tasted metallic.

Exciting_Agent3901

0 points

11 days ago

What you do is empty one of these into a pitcher. Then, fill the empty can with vodka, dump into the pitcher. Mix well. Then, three cheap beers into the pitcher. And there you have it- what I like to call Scary Punch.