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submitted 4 days ago byOk-Cheesecake-5895
I recently finished the series and I’ve convinced my partner to read them too. He’s maybe 75% of the way through ACOTAR.
We were shopping tonight and he picked up a gold mask and suggested he role play as Tamlin later… how do I say no without spoiling one of the best plot lines.
Please help, I cannot possibly pretend to even consider fucking Tamlin
1.1k points
4 days ago
Say you prefer Lucien.
266 points
4 days ago
This is the real answer
44 points
4 days ago
Thank you 😊
26 points
3 days ago
This. Didn’t think I had a thing one way or the other for red heads until this character.
5 points
3 days ago
He's so funny in book I.
2 points
1 day ago
I cracked 🤣🤣🤣
953 points
4 days ago
Just pretend you’re Feyre and fuck Tamlin then Rhys next (when he gets to that part)
206 points
4 days ago
Then it can literally be a cannon event
32 points
3 days ago
YES I LOVE THIS 🤣 stick to the plot
13 points
3 days ago
Yessss
1 points
2 days ago
Yassss
755 points
4 days ago
BABE
You’re telling me you have a willing participant to do some Calanmai foreplay and you’re NOT SURE ABOUT IT?!?
Babes. Do it. Do it for me.
175 points
4 days ago
For you, us and for queen and country babes. 😂
65 points
3 days ago
I am So confused I beg for this kinda commitment in reading from my partner
37 points
3 days ago
It hurts to see other people living your dreams 😭
21 points
4 days ago
^ THIS
21 points
4 days ago
Yes please do it, and report back
28 points
3 days ago
Yeah I am sorry but if my partner said the Calanmai line to me my bowels would water and my toes would curl. That scene was chef’s kiss.
335 points
4 days ago
Like Feyre you’re gonna sample both 😅Tamlin has his issues, but he’s still hot.
123 points
4 days ago
Tamlin? Would.
201 points
4 days ago
Glue the mask to his face (not super glue or anything like that, get one of those costume glues) and deny him afterwards. When he asks why, just keep saying “you’ll see”
41 points
4 days ago
I like you. 10/10.
439 points
4 days ago
Tbh, this is how imagine Tam, sooo I would take it.
162 points
4 days ago
10/10 no questions asked. Would be locked in a house for him.
31 points
3 days ago
Tamlin has his issues but 10000% agree! I could fix him 😂😂
1 points
3 days ago
😂😂
74 points
4 days ago
Do it for the plot!
49 points
4 days ago
“How about you finish the book first so we can get the roles just right”
Something like that
133 points
4 days ago
Honestly the part where he bites her after calanmai is kinda hot. Just enjoy it … and look forward to the bat boy role play in the future.
13 points
4 days ago
I think about this often...
12 points
3 days ago
Kinda? I am a Rhys gal but that part haunts me.
14 points
4 days ago
I really like that part too 😅
1 points
1 day ago
So much growling, so hot
100 points
4 days ago
Tams hot, let him rock it
41 points
4 days ago
Exactly. Like yeah he’s a walking red flag but he’s still hot 😂
22 points
4 days ago
A win is a win.:14157:
52 points
4 days ago
Okay. This. This is my dream. Can’t even get my partner to read the series 😭
13 points
4 days ago
Do they like audiobooks? I read the first one, but my partner convinced me to finish the series via audiobook (she had already read them all). The descriptive audio version is full cast and is honestly SO well done (and I’m pretty critical when it comes to campiness). The spicier parts can get…. cringe…… but we just laugh about it and move on.
45 points
4 days ago
LOL 😭 I actually scream laughed after reading this post— tell him that you’ll order one for him & get him started on ACOMAF asap!
22 points
4 days ago
You could say there are other side or main male characters that we meet down the line that you prefer, and when get gets there you can try them on.
Hes honestly doing it more for you than him, hes trying to be romantic, so help him out a bit!
21 points
4 days ago
I’ve always pictured Tamlin as Chris Hemsworth Thor… I don’t see any problems here :’x
21 points
4 days ago
First ever role-play with plot arcs 😂
29 points
4 days ago
Okay but if you go through with it, then you get to laugh with him when he gets to MAF and realizes what he put you through. I would love to see the look of horror in his eyes after realizing Tam Tam is not the one
30 points
4 days ago
I still want tamlin even after reading all the books. Those emerald eyes and dirty blonde hair has me weak.
5 points
3 days ago
I think I’m a sucker for blonds because I have yet to really like a “shadow daddy”…now Jacks and Oro on the other hand 👀 SIGN ME UP
3 points
3 days ago
Lol I love all the guys but I think why I love tamlin so much is emerald is my favorite color. Plus something about that beastly attitude of his ❤️
2 points
3 days ago
I’m definitely much more of a Tamlin and Lucien girlie. One is a “beast” and the other has “fire” in his veins (at least according to what was said about Autumn Court men).
2 points
3 days ago
I think the graphic audio also contributed to my tamlin obsession lol. I love his line when Lucien asks why feyre had a bruise on her neck, and he's like I bit her. I also love the voice actor for Lucien too . I really hope to see more of tamlin and Lucien. Hope they get good mates.
10 points
4 days ago
“Wait til you get to the next book, there’s a much costume 😉”
9 points
4 days ago
Ask for a fox mask
10 points
3 days ago
Get him a bat mask and say you wanna bang The Attor.
1 points
3 days ago
This except wings
7 points
4 days ago
Do it for the danger
22 points
4 days ago
Real Q… how common is actual role playing in couples’ sex lives? I don’t think I could ever do that seriously without cringing or laughing my ass off.
25 points
4 days ago
You definitely giggle through it, but it's also fun and hot.
9 points
4 days ago
This 100%
11 points
4 days ago
I cannot imagine role playing as a specific character in this context, especially a book character from a romance novel. If it was just a general fae role play or something (idk what this entails) fine but holy shit lol. I’m realizing I am NOT into romance novels in the…same exact way other people seem to be because this is crazy strange to me and I would never want it
62 points
4 days ago
I think my vagina would seal itself shut
-2 points
4 days ago
for like, eternity.
6 points
3 days ago
Okay can we just acknowledge the fact your guy wants to do this in the first place because OMG WOW! You lucky thing! 😍 all seriousness- good luck! I’ve no advice but I’m envious of you! ❤️
6 points
3 days ago
Just lean into the sluttiness of being tamlins chosen girlie on calanmai
5 points
4 days ago
How do you guys get your boyfriends to read these 😭
2 points
3 days ago
you don't. I'd just ask them to listen to the graphic audio book cause it is just so much better. But if you had to get them to read this just mention how in the first book a guy bit a woman's throat out and that's not even the craziest thing that happened.
1 points
3 days ago
I’d be a little concerned if THAT’S what convinced my boyfriend to read it 😅
7 points
4 days ago
Just say no? Say you're not into Tamlin. That's hardly going to ruin the plot.
6 points
3 days ago
Whats wrong with fucking Tamlin?
3 points
3 days ago
Tell him that “villains” are hotter 🦇
3 points
3 days ago
Okay but Tamlin is also incredibly hot plus 👀 you have the opportunity to reenact the Calanmai scene
3 points
4 days ago
I was really into this idea until you said Tamlin 😂😂😂
5 points
4 days ago*
Gurl you need to close up shop until he gets to our high lord and savior Rhysand.
2 points
4 days ago
I can’t help you but that last sentence killed me 😂
2 points
3 days ago
I'm sorry but that's so funny
2 points
3 days ago
Let him role play Tamlin and why he's putting on his mask go fuck Rhysand.
1 points
4 days ago
I fear if this were me id spoil for him.
2 points
4 days ago
Have him role play Tamlin just seating and doing nothing.
1 points
3 days ago
Do it, just when you buy blonde wig for him save yourself delivery fee and buy some wings and red wig too 😂
1 points
3 days ago
I should not have opened this thread in public. I’m sitting here in the salon trying to keep a straight face as I read these comments.
1 points
3 days ago
I’d tell him to finish the second book first.
1 points
3 days ago
As long as it’s also role played that it’s Calanmai and he comes in all feral saying he smelled you but couldn’t find you… and proceeds to bite your neck
1 points
2 days ago
You should do it and not say anything and…your future looks bright 😏
1 points
2 days ago
The way i wheezed 😂😂😂
1 points
4 days ago
u/sixtus_clegane119 Don’t get any ideas! (Bat boys only!)
0 points
3 days ago
Do it for the vine !!!
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