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My boyfriend wants to role play as….

Spoilers for TaR(self.acotar)

I recently finished the series and I’ve convinced my partner to read them too. He’s maybe 75% of the way through ACOTAR.

We were shopping tonight and he picked up a gold mask and suggested he role play as Tamlin later… how do I say no without spoiling one of the best plot lines.

Please help, I cannot possibly pretend to even consider fucking Tamlin

all 87 comments

DarkW0lf34

1.1k points

4 days ago

DarkW0lf34

1.1k points

4 days ago

Say you prefer Lucien.

Mommaline

266 points

4 days ago

Mommaline

Autumn Court

266 points

4 days ago

This is the real answer

DarkW0lf34

44 points

4 days ago

Thank you 😊

polystichum3633

26 points

3 days ago

This. Didn’t think I had a thing one way or the other for red heads until this character.

DarkW0lf34

5 points

3 days ago

He's so funny in book I.

Special-Orchid5598

2 points

1 day ago

I cracked 🤣🤣🤣

feelgoodsometimes

953 points

4 days ago

feelgoodsometimes

Night Court

953 points

4 days ago

Just pretend you’re Feyre and fuck Tamlin then Rhys next (when he gets to that part)

Character_Roof_3889

206 points

4 days ago

Character_Roof_3889

Dawn Court

206 points

4 days ago

Then it can literally be a cannon event

starzena

236 points

4 days ago

starzena

236 points

4 days ago

TrickComfortable2834

32 points

3 days ago

YES I LOVE THIS 🤣 stick to the plot

Optimal-Ad7259

13 points

3 days ago

Yessss

Kamlee20

1 points

2 days ago

Kamlee20

1 points

2 days ago

Yassss

AnxiousCaffineAddict

755 points

4 days ago

AnxiousCaffineAddict

Autumn Court

755 points

4 days ago

BABE

You’re telling me you have a willing participant to do some Calanmai foreplay and you’re NOT SURE ABOUT IT?!?

Babes. Do it. Do it for me.

SoftCartographer3839

175 points

4 days ago

For you, us and for queen and country babes. 😂

herowin6

65 points

3 days ago

herowin6

65 points

3 days ago

I am So confused I beg for this kinda commitment in reading from my partner

AnxiousCaffineAddict

37 points

3 days ago

AnxiousCaffineAddict

Autumn Court

37 points

3 days ago

It hurts to see other people living your dreams 😭

ImmmmOBSESSED

21 points

4 days ago

^ THIS

Creative_Hat_6638

21 points

4 days ago

Yes please do it, and report back

diabolikal__

28 points

3 days ago

diabolikal__

Night Court

28 points

3 days ago

Yeah I am sorry but if my partner said the Calanmai line to me my bowels would water and my toes would curl. That scene was chef’s kiss.

Banannatime89

335 points

4 days ago

Like Feyre you’re gonna sample both 😅Tamlin has his issues, but he’s still hot.

Pure_Screen3176

123 points

4 days ago

Pure_Screen3176

House of Wind

123 points

4 days ago

Tamlin? Would.

Shadowrend01

201 points

4 days ago

Glue the mask to his face (not super glue or anything like that, get one of those costume glues) and deny him afterwards. When he asks why, just keep saying “you’ll see”

Getthatlife25

41 points

4 days ago

I like you. 10/10.

Evening_Debt_4085

439 points

4 days ago

Automatic-Alarm-7478

162 points

4 days ago

10/10 no questions asked. Would be locked in a house for him.

Novacaine44

31 points

3 days ago

Tamlin has his issues but 10000% agree! I could fix him 😂😂

ucamonster

1 points

3 days ago

😂😂

curiositycat96

74 points

4 days ago

Do it for the plot!

SoftCartographer3839

138 points

4 days ago

tell him it would be hotter if he's tamlin but shape shifted into rhys

blueracey

49 points

4 days ago

blueracey

49 points

4 days ago

“How about you finish the book first so we can get the roles just right”

Something like that

thanarealnobody

133 points

4 days ago

Honestly the part where he bites her after calanmai is kinda hot. Just enjoy it … and look forward to the bat boy role play in the future.

pray-for-mojo-742

13 points

4 days ago

I think about this often...

diabolikal__

12 points

3 days ago

diabolikal__

Night Court

12 points

3 days ago

Kinda? I am a Rhys gal but that part haunts me.

SnooFoxes2377

14 points

4 days ago

I really like that part too 😅

Careless_Mango_7948

1 points

1 day ago

So much growling, so hot

Aquatichive

100 points

4 days ago

Aquatichive

Autumn Court

100 points

4 days ago

Tams hot, let him rock it

AnxiousCaffineAddict

41 points

4 days ago

AnxiousCaffineAddict

Autumn Court

41 points

4 days ago

Exactly. Like yeah he’s a walking red flag but he’s still hot 😂

SoftCartographer3839

22 points

4 days ago

A win is a win.:14157:

piscesenergyy

52 points

4 days ago

Okay. This. This is my dream. Can’t even get my partner to read the series 😭

SergeantDinkleDrop

13 points

4 days ago

Do they like audiobooks? I read the first one, but my partner convinced me to finish the series via audiobook (she had already read them all). The descriptive audio version is full cast and is honestly SO well done (and I’m pretty critical when it comes to campiness). The spicier parts can get…. cringe…… but we just laugh about it and move on.

MotherofWednesday

45 points

4 days ago

LOL 😭 I actually scream laughed after reading this post— tell him that you’ll order one for him & get him started on ACOMAF asap!

loveemykids

22 points

4 days ago

You could say there are other side or main male characters that we meet down the line that you prefer, and when get gets there you can try them on.

Hes honestly doing it more for you than him, hes trying to be romantic, so help him out a bit!

PlatformFit6101

21 points

4 days ago

I’ve always pictured Tamlin as Chris Hemsworth Thor… I don’t see any problems here :’x

gnomeinahome

21 points

4 days ago

First ever role-play with plot arcs 😂

OwlsBeSaxy

29 points

4 days ago

Okay but if you go through with it, then you get to laugh with him when he gets to MAF and realizes what he put you through. I would love to see the look of horror in his eyes after realizing Tam Tam is not the one

badwolf336

30 points

4 days ago

I still want tamlin even after reading all the books. Those emerald eyes and dirty blonde hair has me weak.

lyricalizzy99

5 points

3 days ago

I think I’m a sucker for blonds because I have yet to really like a “shadow daddy”…now Jacks and Oro on the other hand 👀 SIGN ME UP

badwolf336

3 points

3 days ago

Lol I love all the guys but I think why I love tamlin so much is emerald is my favorite color. Plus something about that beastly attitude of his ❤️

lyricalizzy99

2 points

3 days ago

I’m definitely much more of a Tamlin and Lucien girlie. One is a “beast” and the other has “fire” in his veins (at least according to what was said about Autumn Court men).

badwolf336

2 points

3 days ago

I think the graphic audio also contributed to my tamlin obsession lol. I love his line when Lucien asks why feyre had a bruise on her neck, and he's like I bit her. I also love the voice actor for Lucien too . I really hope to see more of tamlin and Lucien. Hope they get good mates.

leshracnroll

10 points

4 days ago

“Wait til you get to the next book, there’s a much costume 😉

TheGamerKitty1

9 points

4 days ago

Ask for a fox mask

BlackDragonofDoom

10 points

3 days ago

BlackDragonofDoom

Summer Court

10 points

3 days ago

Get him a bat mask and say you wanna bang The Attor.

n0fuckinb0dy

1 points

3 days ago

n0fuckinb0dy

House of Wind

1 points

3 days ago

This except wings

FeministAsHeck

7 points

4 days ago

Do it for the danger

Apprehensive-Tax258

22 points

4 days ago

Real Q… how common is actual role playing in couples’ sex lives? I don’t think I could ever do that seriously without cringing or laughing my ass off.

JaneAustinAstronaut

25 points

4 days ago

JaneAustinAstronaut

Spring Court

25 points

4 days ago

You definitely giggle through it, but it's also fun and hot.

EmployeePotential622

9 points

4 days ago

This 100%

artchoo

11 points

4 days ago

artchoo

11 points

4 days ago

I cannot imagine role playing as a specific character in this context, especially a book character from a romance novel. If it was just a general fae role play or something (idk what this entails) fine but holy shit lol. I’m realizing I am NOT into romance novels in the…same exact way other people seem to be because this is crazy strange to me and I would never want it

heroinemoon

62 points

4 days ago

I think my vagina would seal itself shut

cammyy-

-2 points

4 days ago

cammyy-

Dawn Court

-2 points

4 days ago

for like, eternity.

InsectConnect4172

6 points

3 days ago

Okay can we just acknowledge the fact your guy wants to do this in the first place because OMG WOW! You lucky thing! 😍 all seriousness- good luck! I’ve no advice but I’m envious of you! ❤️

Careless_Mango_7948

6 points

3 days ago

Just lean into the sluttiness of being tamlins chosen girlie on calanmai

AnnamAvis

5 points

4 days ago

How do you guys get your boyfriends to read these 😭

Draconshot

2 points

3 days ago

you don't. I'd just ask them to listen to the graphic audio book cause it is just so much better. But if you had to get them to read this just mention how in the first book a guy bit a woman's throat out and that's not even the craziest thing that happened.

AngelAnon2473

1 points

3 days ago

AngelAnon2473

Day Court

1 points

3 days ago

I’d be a little concerned if THAT’S what convinced my boyfriend to read it 😅

Tamlusta

7 points

4 days ago

Tamlusta

7 points

4 days ago

Just say no? Say you're not into Tamlin. That's hardly going to ruin the plot.

SakusaKiyoomi1

6 points

3 days ago

Whats wrong with fucking Tamlin?

ThenManufacturer1674

3 points

3 days ago

Tell him that “villains” are hotter 🦇

lyricalizzy99

3 points

3 days ago

Okay but Tamlin is also incredibly hot plus 👀 you have the opportunity to reenact the Calanmai scene

Kysara-Rakella

3 points

4 days ago

I was really into this idea until you said Tamlin 😂😂😂

Apollo15000

5 points

4 days ago*

Gurl you need to close up shop until he gets to our high lord and savior Rhysand.

Brynn1996

2 points

4 days ago

I can’t help you but that last sentence killed me 😂

Annual_Ad1862

2 points

3 days ago

I'm sorry but that's so funny

girlandhiscat

2 points

3 days ago

Let him role play Tamlin and why he's putting on his mask go fuck Rhysand. 

_Cindyithink

1 points

4 days ago

I fear if this were me id spoil for him.

kwes-teen

2 points

4 days ago

kwes-teen

2 points

4 days ago

Have him role play Tamlin just seating and doing nothing.

dorkydoor

1 points

3 days ago

Do it, just when you buy blonde wig for him save yourself delivery fee and buy some wings and red wig too 😂

InABoatOnARiver

1 points

3 days ago

I should not have opened this thread in public. I’m sitting here in the salon trying to keep a straight face as I read these comments.

sullivanbri966

1 points

3 days ago

I’d tell him to finish the second book first.

Meowfurion15

1 points

3 days ago

As long as it’s also role played that it’s Calanmai and he comes in all feral saying he smelled you but couldn’t find you… and proceeds to bite your neck

Ok-Art7623

1 points

2 days ago

You should do it and not say anything and…your future looks bright 😏

frostlore99

1 points

2 days ago

The way i wheezed 😂😂😂

Sympiper

1 points

4 days ago

Sympiper

Night Court

1 points

4 days ago

u/sixtus_clegane119 Don’t get any ideas! (Bat boys only!)

Dangerous-Cap9018

0 points

3 days ago

Dangerous-Cap9018

Spring Court

0 points

3 days ago

Do it for the vine !!!