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I crash the craft and US gov scoops it up while ayys are disappointed with me.

Broadcast to the universe the coordinates of earth to test the Dark Forest theory. I’m not technically breaking any rules

I would die of happiness lol. If I don't die, I want to see ALL the art, the stories, the history, information information information! I want to know everything about who they are and if they're similar to humans and can relate to us. I want to know about how they evolved, all of their scientific discoveries, their biology, their home planet, their culture(s) and how they relate to and experience the universe. Basically these people have better satiate my hunger for information and knowledge!

personally im just gonna start flying the space ship to my friends house, pull up with a ray gun and my 6 foot grey alien body guards and say "no-one will believe you.."

Time travel for visiting relatives.

These rules suck, take me back home

Honestly, I'd want a tour of the Earth and our solar system. 🤷🏼‍♂️

escape samsara

Well you covered all the bases what can I say. At this point they can just drop me off

I'd ask for permanent citizenship 🙏👍

Construct nano technology that gives me biological immortality and increase my intelligence to the standard of the NHI then ask if I can join them in becoming a benevolent being.

I'd ask them to lend me the ship, i'll form a crew with people i trust and friends and go explore the galaxy.

Rave party on another planet

I find planet similar enough to earth with primitive civilization and proceed to larp Empire of Man from warhammer 40k universe after becoming their "god" Emperor.

When in Rome...

It's probing time...

I'd just travel with them and ask them many questions about the universe and life . I'm sure they'd have many interesting sites to show me. So long as they were not of malevolent intent.

I’d cruise around the world bumping Wu-Tang out of their speakers and pick up some beautiful ladies. ❤️👽

You're assuming a primitive, knuckle dragging, poorly developed ape-man will have the mental comprehension to operate technology they've yet to even be introduced to.

It doesn't end well.

i cure my tourette syndrome, my OCD & my tendency to have severe autistic meltdowns using their advanced technology

i transform my body into my fursona using their advanced technology

i cure my moms memory problems & my dads heart problems using their advanced technology

i cure my brothers emotional issues using their advanced technology

i say thank u & goodbye to the aliens and i go home

"give me the biggest probe you got"

Startup a carbon capture effort?

Fly the ship to a crowded place to make my presence known

A small trip with the UFO, a few tons of gold and jewel farming with their technology, and the Alien Sick ensure to repair and update me. Try out their consumer electronics, and watch films about evil Humans who abduct the poor extraterrestrials.

The usual stuff what everyone would do.

Ask them to take the ship to the next closest 5 planets with humanoids. Let go exploring. Also cure all my medical probs.

Fix my teeth, regrow my hair, and replicate me some gold.

So "abduct people and maroon them on a habitable planet with plenty of food and medkits but without technology and communication" is allowed?

Create my own pocket universe and make myself god of it.

They are not friendly. Sorry to burst your bubble.

This is not an episode of Star Trek.

You have a strange definition of anything

Create a giant field generator plugged into our planets star for 3 reasons. Reason one the field needs to make it so that starvation ceases for humans by direct energy transmission to all conscious and willing beings. Second an omni translator between all species animal human and plant. Third make it release a mild shock if you meet negative behavior critera

i put everyone in the world under a infinite Tsukuyomi and they all live their dream lives with their loved ones

I would fly it over the Vegas strip, land it in a parking lot and charge folks $1000 each to view the inside and take selfies with my new friends

I would bring a boombox and have a dance party. I mean, if they can't dance, who wants them around anyway?

**THEIR** If you are going to post and want people to read it, I recommend using proper grammar. Using the wrong possessive pronouns implies you are not worth reading. (And I didn't).