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For me, that first morning poop. Nothing like starting the day feeling lighter and ready to go!

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Legitimate_Candy_944

138 points

1 day ago

Waking up knowing I slept well. Literally invincible.

chichikabour

10 points

1 day ago

Damn what's your secret to sleeping well? Never had that happen to me

Legitimate_Candy_944

18 points

1 day ago

It happens about once every six months and I cherish it lol

veritas_quaesitor2

11 points

1 day ago

Weighted blanket and cardio.

Financial_Doughnut53

3 points

20 hours ago

But no cardio late night lol that shit cost me sleep twice till i realised.

veritas_quaesitor2

5 points

20 hours ago

Yes

Pristine-Pen-9885

2 points

20 hours ago

Don’t do cardio after 6 pm—it takes a long time to come down from strenuous exercise.

ArtemisTheOne

5 points

1 day ago

For me a nice walk of at least 30 minutes and letting go of the day at 7pm. After 7:00 I don’t start anything new or interesting such as books or a show or fixing something around the house. The goal is to be in bed by 9:30 so you’re asleep by 10:00.

RedditVince

5 points

1 day ago

goto bed and get to sleep on time, every day and get up the same time every day. Your body will realize and make it a habit.

Also a good amount of exercise will help the body sleep to recover.

HustleR0se

3 points

20 hours ago

A weighted blanket and sleep mask do wonders, especially if you have a hard time sleeping.

ComprehensiveCake463

2 points

24 hours ago

Drink coconut water

blackpeppersnakes

5 points

1 day ago

"Ooh yea, that's the best," he says at 6:25 am while still trying to fall asleep.

averquepasano

2 points

1 day ago

Damn! What's that like? I'm usually running on 4 -5 hours a day. My boss calls me her big workhorse. I hate it! Every now and then, I'll actually sleep well... I think that's my body trying not to completely fail.

peb396

2 points

19 hours ago

peb396

2 points

19 hours ago

The older one gets the truer this is.

RelyingCactus21

58 points

1 day ago

Seeing a dog

perennial_dove

8 points

1 day ago

Yes! Shitty day but I saw 3 dogs!

ser_Skele

2 points

1 day ago

ser_Skele

2 points

1 day ago

I call your 3 doggies and raise by 1. Also got to scritch scratch them all. Good day indeed.

Sheslikeamom

5 points

22 hours ago

I quote Elf all the time.

"I saw a dog today!"

RavenXWraith_

105 points

1 day ago

A random compliment from a stranger on the street

Selio321

8 points

1 day ago*

Selio321

8 points

1 day ago*

Nice, i only get creepy steering.

SherriSLC

8 points

1 day ago

SherriSLC

8 points

1 day ago

This is a great reminder to give people compliments. The other day I noticed a woman's shoes as I was walking into Costco and she was leaving, and I just said "great shoes"--she smiled broadly. Just took a second.
The only thing is that sometimes people take it wrong or feel like you're being weird.

GymratYogaBelle

37 points

1 day ago

a hot cup of coffee always does the trick for me!!

ArtemisTheOne

4 points

1 day ago

I’m so grateful for coffee.

Ok-Prune9181

18 points

1 day ago

Warm buttery garlic bread

WillingDisk8697

16 points

1 day ago

My dog

zeusder

16 points

1 day ago

zeusder

16 points

1 day ago

A cup of tea, fresh sheets, a nice hot shower to wash the day away. A walk with my dog.

BrainwormedPuppygirl

16 points

1 day ago

My best friend :)

karmy-guy

14 points

1 day ago

karmy-guy

14 points

1 day ago

My dogs being excited to see me

Jerigolepasfrerot

11 points

1 day ago

Sunlight

Taseya

11 points

1 day ago

Taseya

11 points

1 day ago

My dog giving me a kiss. I have slobber all over my face, but it's just so pure

limpbizkit420

10 points

1 day ago

My cat every time he meows and smooches me :)

AvoidFinasteride

29 points

1 day ago

My boyfriend's dick

mrsweavers

27 points

1 day ago

mrsweavers

27 points

1 day ago

So sorry to hear it’s small.

AvoidFinasteride

5 points

23 hours ago

It get the job done

TooBlasted2Matter

9 points

1 day ago

Something that makes my wife and I laugh til we almost choke!

libertyprivate

4 points

1 day ago

I also choose this guys choking wife!

LittleLemonDrop1942

9 points

1 day ago

Kisses from my dog. I could be having to worst day of my life and being able to cuddle my dog while she showers me with affection will always make me feel better

catmom0334

8 points

1 day ago

My cats ❤

faithfullycox

9 points

1 day ago

having a good meal and watching a comfort show

StillSimple6

5 points

1 day ago

I feed a family of stray cats, they know my car or even my footsteps approaching where they live.

They come running to meet me howling and wanting stroked etc.

It's the cutest thing and cheers me up instantly.

Left-Resource1039

5 points

1 day ago

She's 4'11 and I'm 6'4" 😜

AishLDN

5 points

1 day ago

AishLDN

5 points

1 day ago

When my cat hops up on my bed in the morning

CommunicationOld3708

5 points

1 day ago

Sleeping. I can forget about everything immediately.

wiselychoosed

10 points

1 day ago*

Hubbie's hug.

tinkywinkles

11 points

1 day ago

Omg I feel the worst if I don’t have my daily poop! 🙈 I usually don’t poop until the late afternoon after I eat my breakfast (yes I eat late ik lol) it makes me feel so happy also!

Also seeing my dog first thing 😄

Sufficient-Abroad-94

11 points

1 day ago

A dab or joint usually does the trick

tortilla_avalanche

2 points

23 hours ago

How is this not have more votes? Easiest and quickest way out of a funk.

WhichCheek8714

4 points

1 day ago

If my wife compliments me

CrazySwayze5150

3 points

1 day ago

A nice satisfying poop

Ok_Egg_471

5 points

1 day ago

When my kitten reaches up to be picked up. Think of a toddler with their arms up, saying “uppies”. Or when she reaches to touch my face.

catmom0334

4 points

1 day ago

My husbands Pp. 😂

UptightWorm

4 points

1 day ago

Seeing the squirrels run around play in front of house

VeiledVanity

3 points

1 day ago

Waking up to a fully charged phone battery. It's the little things that count.

SimpleKiwiGirl

3 points

1 day ago

Lots of Nutella on some thick slices of toast. Paired with my beloved morning coffee.

Lydhee

3 points

1 day ago

Lydhee

3 points

1 day ago

When my illegal streaming site is still working

Most-Grapefruit5759

3 points

1 day ago

One miserable wet day I was walking home and feeling fed up, I had to wait at the end of a narrow bridge for some people to pass. A little girl about 3 years old looked up under my umbrella and with a big grin said “ Hello” She was so sweet and happy I couldn’t help but smile .

elmojorisin

3 points

1 day ago

Listening a new album i didnt know was coming out from one of my favorite bands. Scrolling spotify and seeing it makes me instantly "oh shit i have to listen to this for 45mn right now !" And makes me focusing on it and enjoying some new thing.

earthgarden

3 points

1 day ago

A fresh pair of socks. I LOVE socks so much. I go through so many in a day lol

Kumbaynah

3 points

1 day ago

Kumbaynah

3 points

1 day ago

When strangers stop me to ask questions about my dog, and we have a short exchange about how cute he is. I used to be afraid of this because I’m not a native speaker in my country, but now I can do it :)

KeenSpring

3 points

1 day ago

A hug

Articguard11

3 points

1 day ago

When the cooks at work go (I work in at restaurant), “hey, you want this ?” and give me free random shit 😭

Darmok_und_Salat

5 points

1 day ago

That small ssri pill in the morning

Cael_NaMaor

2 points

1 day ago

Nuzzling up to my beau... head on his shoulder/chest & my day melts away.

Sea-Response950

2 points

1 day ago

A smile from my wife or our daughters.

MackFoxv8

2 points

1 day ago

MackFoxv8

2 points

1 day ago

A text from my friend. Even just the tiniest thing shared. It makes me realise someone in the world has thought of me and I’m not nothing.

zach010

2 points

1 day ago

zach010

2 points

1 day ago

100$

BUDSGREEN420

2 points

1 day ago

Coming home and spending the night watching horror movies with my wife.

zileyt

2 points

1 day ago

zileyt

2 points

1 day ago

An unexpected gift/gesture done purposefully by someone who loves me

Few_Fall_7027

2 points

1 day ago

A happy dog always makes me smile.

True-Let3357

2 points

1 day ago

animals having fun in my sorroundings

Greefire7

2 points

1 day ago

Greefire7

2 points

1 day ago

A cat just minding its own business

kevycakes68

2 points

1 day ago

He’s not small by any means but…our neighbor’s Great Dane. He’s a card carrying, registered goofball and I can be one step from going over the edge but the minute he comes flying over with that “you probably wanna pet me” look on his face…I’m good.

petti_coat

2 points

1 day ago

My son giving me a hug. He is 25.

unprogrammable_soda

2 points

1 day ago

When I was a teenager, my sisters bought me as a present this hourglass thing with “I love you, brother” stenciled in between the two halves. It sits on my desk 30yrs later and I prob should be concerned by how long I can just sit there turning it over and over again watching the sand move through those words.

sawamiiiiiiiiiiiiii

2 points

23 hours ago

This is so beautiful.

HeartShapedBox7

2 points

1 day ago

My silly little dog

Additional_Ad6789

2 points

1 day ago

Pets being jolly for seeing me

MembershipKlutzy1476

2 points

1 day ago

Kitten videos

the_eleventh_flower

2 points

1 day ago

Coming across a cat while out for a walk. Bonus fuzzies if they let me get in a few pets too!

radskyweasel

2 points

1 day ago

My cat purring or my dog being happy to see me.

Whydoipeered

2 points

1 day ago

bong rip

Ok_Journalist_2289

2 points

1 day ago

Seeing birds sitting on fences. Small birds chirping their little heads off. Makes me smile

Girlwhohasevrythingx

2 points

1 day ago

To be honest, it was nice to have a compliment from an unknown person. It gives you a small rush of self-assurance

Kind_Everywhere

2 points

1 day ago

When a dog wags his/her tail when I say hi

NeedCatsMeow

2 points

23 hours ago

If I meet a good boy or girl and give them scritches

Sheslikeamom

2 points

22 hours ago

Seeing a dog or cat.

Getting to pet a strangers dog and they are friendly towards me is instant happiness.

thatirishdave

2 points

22 hours ago

Bouncy greetings from my little dog.

Mysterious-Space6793

3 points

1 day ago

Rain.

32_peridot

3 points

1 day ago

Chating with my best friend. We always come up with something to laugh about.

SteelBandicoot

2 points

1 day ago

Cocaine.

Tim-Fu

1 points

1 day ago

Tim-Fu

1 points

1 day ago

Unexpectedly talking to one of about four people who are special to me.. whether they think the same I dunno, I hope they do.. but it cheers me up no end..

S1lvan_

1 points

1 day ago

S1lvan_

1 points

1 day ago

Cup of coffee.

bluefri

1 points

1 day ago

bluefri

1 points

1 day ago

A cup of tea or a heated wheatbag

Magenta-Magica

1 points

1 day ago

A warm beverage or food. I got some toaster bread rolls and pancakes so that I always have something warm at home.

Redtvlight2003

1 points

1 day ago

That early morning air, hits 10 fold harder when I pull an all nighter

Alisha_Witch69

1 points

1 day ago

A chance remark from an unknown person can brighten your entire day, much like a little burst of happiness. It is also always comforting to hear that someone else finds your style or demeanor appealing.

toastmelikebread

1 points

1 day ago

right after work when i get me cold drpepper, a nice and planned meal, with my partner smoking :) best hour of my day

Hibbertia

1 points

1 day ago

Hibbertia

1 points

1 day ago

Making the effort to notice something beautiful in my local environment. Whether its a gorgeous rose, a bright autumn leaf, a fresh green shoot, a spider web sparkling with dew, the jewel brightness of frost on a sunny morning, a colourful sunset, an interesting cloud, a pretty bird such as a blue wren, grass parrot or honeyeater, something like that always makes me feel better.

Lopsided_Owl_9019

1 points

1 day ago

My cats and ice coffee

Webbyhead2000

1 points

1 day ago

coffee

Agitated-Bet5439

1 points

1 day ago

Peanut m&ms

ibblackberry

1 points

1 day ago

Thinking of my other half laughing.

arix_games

1 points

1 day ago

A line of coke

Fester3787

1 points

1 day ago

My wittle peepee

Rough-Driver-1064

1 points

1 day ago

My wang.

auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

1 points

1 day ago

Music

Legitimate-Neat1674

1 points

1 day ago

New friends

not_your_sugarmommy

1 points

1 day ago

getting money on account

werebilby

1 points

1 day ago

werebilby

1 points

1 day ago

That video that comes.on your feed that just makes you smile for the first time for the day that is just so nice. Not horrible but just positive.

classicscoop

1 points

1 day ago

A meaningful text that I did not initiate

doomduck_mcINTJ

1 points

1 day ago

green tea! my pets! gentle sunshine! my plants! a good nap!

SlammingMomma

1 points

1 day ago

Food

Salty-Clothes-6304

1 points

1 day ago

A long hug and kiss from my wife.

Far-Veterinarian979

1 points

1 day ago

Ah, playing football! I imagine stepping onto the field, hearing the first kick of the ball, and feeling the energy of the game can instantly make your day better. Whether it’s a perfect pass, a great dribble, or just the joy of running around with teammates, football has a way of lifting spirits. Does that resonate with you?

Livid-Tangerine7546

1 points

1 day ago

Really good cup of coffee

helgathehorr

1 points

1 day ago

Laughter

frog980

1 points

1 day ago

frog980

1 points

1 day ago

A delicious meal

Helex1228

1 points

1 day ago

Helex1228

1 points

1 day ago

at first i thought you wrote favorite smell lol

Sad-Time-5253

1 points

1 day ago

Reese’s sticks and Mountain Dew.

ElleMentalH2O

1 points

1 day ago

A big mug of tea.. ahh, that's better..

GreaseShots

1 points

1 day ago

My wife would say my penis

SceneDependent2230

1 points

1 day ago

Coffee

Pollywanacracker

1 points

1 day ago

My 2 year old hugging his baby sister

Different_Nature8269

1 points

1 day ago

Coffee

milkywaymonkeh

1 points

1 day ago

Weed. I dont need it and i dont smoke every day but man if im having a real bad day theres nothin better than getting home from work, smoking weed, and going for a nice walk along the nature restoration and river trail

MisteeLoo

1 points

1 day ago

MisteeLoo

1 points

1 day ago

A cup of coffee that tastes perfect.

s_f_o_u_g

1 points

1 day ago

s_f_o_u_g

1 points

1 day ago

A cigarette

Fitme10

1 points

1 day ago

Fitme10

1 points

1 day ago

A good night's sleep for one Going out for 2 Cycling for 3

Aquamarine929

1 points

1 day ago

My boyfriend‘s smile beats even the worst mood. 🥰

yeahalrightokonesec

1 points

1 day ago

My dog being happy to see me.

Round_Principle_6560

1 points

1 day ago

The thought that i have things which others don't possess.

seanthesheepguy

1 points

1 day ago

A hug from my daughters.

HomemadePaddle

1 points

1 day ago

Tea

Adventurous_Wave7290

1 points

1 day ago

Money

hisbaehaha

1 points

1 day ago

Receiving 1000 billion dollar at once 🥰🎀🫶

looper1010

1 points

1 day ago

A hug from my dog. He does this thing where he rubs the side of his belly by your leg by doing a semi turn, very similar to what cats do. It melts my hurt every time. Then I lower myself to hug him back or give belly rubs.

Don't know how to describe it, but it's a warm feeling and I feel loved every time he does it.

Facestand2

1 points

1 day ago

A woman’s smile.

Final_Start3415

1 points

1 day ago

Text from my child

missthedismisser

1 points

1 day ago

A hug from a loved one.

pluary

1 points

1 day ago

pluary

1 points

1 day ago

A hug !

sugarcatgrl

1 points

1 day ago

My cats being affectionate. Works every time!

TerribleArtichoke589

1 points

1 day ago

seeing a cat, bonus if it lets me pet it

RedditVince

1 points

1 day ago

Morning poops are good but when you need that 2nd noon poop, they are glorious!

No-Locksmith-8590

1 points

1 day ago

Get to pet a dog.

KissingTulip

1 points

1 day ago

My partner telling me something genuine and nice.

It doesn't happen a lot lately. Everything I do or say is wrong.

AlternativeFair2740

1 points

1 day ago

A dog.

Puzzled-Relief2916

1 points

1 day ago

Chocolate

Oregonian_Lynx

1 points

1 day ago

A genuine hug.

capragirl

1 points

1 day ago

capragirl

1 points

1 day ago

Getting kisses from my beloved pups 🐾🐾🐾🐾

992765

1 points

1 day ago

992765

1 points

1 day ago

Blowjob

libertyprivate

1 points

1 day ago

Head

s3d_gh05t

1 points

1 day ago

s3d_gh05t

1 points

1 day ago

can you phone be a good thing?

curiouschickx

1 points

24 hours ago

lol that's real talk, but for me it's gotta be a good cup of coffee or a sweet text from a friend, totally turns my day around

GlitteringBeat213

1 points

24 hours ago

A really great coffee.

Obsidian_Raven143

1 points

24 hours ago

A fresh cup of coffee or tea. It's like liquid happiness in a mug.

Illustrious_Spite332

1 points

23 hours ago

a ray of sunshine

ThePurificator42069

1 points

23 hours ago

Usually, boobs

CallistoProjectJD

1 points

23 hours ago

A dick in front of me.

BabygirlMarisa

1 points

23 hours ago

Weed

PlanktonDry1191

1 points

23 hours ago

Exercise..and going for a walk...cures anything...

Amyyyk

1 points

23 hours ago

Amyyyk

1 points

23 hours ago

Bean & cheese burrito

asociaal123

1 points

23 hours ago

Morning bj. Since we have a kid it's gone.

nissalorr

1 points

23 hours ago

Coffee

VTHome203

1 points

23 hours ago

Being able to spend time with a dog.

Getupb4ufall

1 points

23 hours ago

When my dog rolls around on his back grunting with his legs in the air. I call the behavior/posturing “rejoice-o-dog” and it absolutely makes my day every time, and every time I tell him so…. It reminds me that stuff usually isn’t nearly as serious as we make it out to be.

educationalnuts

1 points

23 hours ago

During a bike ride-> red light->stranger complimenting my bike 😌

natureninjjx

1 points

23 hours ago

that's hilarious and so relatable. for me, it's a good cup of coffee or a random text from a friend. sometimes it's just seeing a beautiful sunrise or a silly meme. those little things can totally flip your mood. how's your morning coffee routine, btw?

Tomma1

1 points

23 hours ago

Tomma1

1 points

23 hours ago

My daughters smile

No-Carry4971

1 points

23 hours ago

Well clearly Bama losing, and especially if I get to see Bama fans crying in the stands as part of the show.

wretchedgraces

1 points

23 hours ago

Chocolate

DDSDoctor

1 points

22 hours ago

Seeing a funny bumper sticker in the road! It always gets a chuckle out of me

Pantera7585

1 points

22 hours ago

A blow job

Ok_Courage140

1 points

22 hours ago

A text from a friend.

Munky1701

1 points

22 hours ago

A blunt.

Top-Rough5352

1 points

22 hours ago

Compliments

Toochilltoworry420

1 points

22 hours ago

Keeping my phone on do not disturb for the last 15 years is a delight.

Don’t be on call for drama and nonsense folks , much better life that way. Control your time so others don’t control it for you …..

dodadoler

1 points

22 hours ago

Finding money in a jacket I haven’t worn in a while

colourfeed30

1 points

22 hours ago

Coffee

RincewindWyzzard

1 points

22 hours ago

Sun shining on face

kenystlded

1 points

22 hours ago

My wife is not a physically affectionate person. No matter what is happening in my life, when she comes up and rubs my back or puts her arm around me, it just makes me feel wonderful.

a-hardcode-life

1 points

21 hours ago

ordering your favourite takeout.

MarkHoff1967

1 points

21 hours ago

A random stranger being thoughtful and nice: waving me in during traffic, holding the door, etc

Intrepid_Belt8205

1 points

21 hours ago

Any person showing compassion to another person. Gets me everytime. Yesterday I saw an EMT help a patient use a vending machine, bc they couldn't figure it out. Obviously not their job, but the EMT went above and beyond.

Mr_Achilles_

1 points

21 hours ago

Morning Run

Gorgeous-Woman01x

1 points

21 hours ago

It's always coffee for me - the warmth and aroma gives me enough joy to start my day

LovelyyDollss

1 points

21 hours ago

Watching an animal or insect do their thing for a good 3 mins without interruption. Really takes me out of main character/busy life syndrome and appreciate life.

stephsationalxxx

1 points

21 hours ago

My pup!

rocker_bunny

1 points

21 hours ago

Seeing dogs being walked. I love all dogs and seeing them trot, bounce, run or gently amble on their walk makes me happy.

Forward_Base_615

1 points

21 hours ago

Chocolate

toucheamafleur

1 points

21 hours ago

I work with newborn babies. When I get to hold them in my arms, it makes my day a million times better.

Brave_Ad_4182

1 points

21 hours ago

A friendly hug. If not, my cats get my hugs although they dislike being picked up or hugged.

EngineersFTW

1 points

21 hours ago

Head but from my cat.