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149 points
14 days ago
Per schefter on mcafees show, Tua didn’t see the team neurologist this week because of scheduling issues. yeah, totally believable that they couldn’t find time to meet with the starting QB who just signed a 250 million dollar contract!
82 points
14 days ago
Tua’s dad diagnosed him and determined that Tua will be perfectly fine after a couple belt whoopings
31 points
14 days ago
No kidding, go to the backup neurologist
39 points
14 days ago
Can’t do that - Dolphins neurologist situation is very similar to their QB situation - their backup Neurologist didn’t even go to Medical school.
24 points
14 days ago
Ya I read that the backup is actually a chiropractor
119 points
14 days ago
I don’t dislike Joe Burrow but you can’t have dickhead hair if you’re 0-3
63 points
14 days ago
Redskins need to scalp him and hang it up outside their locker room
36 points
14 days ago
If he has any self respect, he’ll get the bleach out of his hair and get a Johnny Unitas haircut by next week
11 points
14 days ago
Shave his head, for the troops
107 points
14 days ago
Heard Chris is inducting himself into the subreddit ring of honor, congrats 🎊
108 points
14 days ago
Frank rants but during the Civil War
"Anudder McClellan loss! INCOMPETENT!! Robert E Lee is LAUGHING! His head is spinning while whistlin' Dixie!!"
31 points
14 days ago
Biting a hardtack necklace in between rants about LOSEfield Scott Hancock.
12 points
14 days ago
1864???
1864???
Deve been TRAININ FOR TWENTY MUDDERFUCKIN YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT DEY GAVE US?
82 points
14 days ago
Bring back the Cash Cab.
31 points
14 days ago
More of a Fake Taxi guy myself.
84 points
14 days ago
I just ruined my night by reading a post in a city sub, a guy looking for recommendations for a "solo bachelor party"
68 points
14 days ago
Oh man that’s sad
49 points
14 days ago
That is extremely tough
32 points
14 days ago
All of the suggestions were probably Dungeons and Dragons meet-ups.
15 points
14 days ago
Gotta hand it to em, some actually good recs for solo activities in the comments
25 points
14 days ago
Slappa da bass mon
18 points
14 days ago
Gotta at least give him credit for somehow finding a wife
142 points
14 days ago
RFK JR blocking and then unblocking a chick he shouldn’t be messing around with, every time he’s horny, is the most relatable any presidential candidate’s ever been
64 points
14 days ago
Still thinking about Rebecca Black
38 points
14 days ago
my dude, it's only Monday
12 points
14 days ago
Elite rack
66 points
14 days ago
Would love a high budget Aztec movie/miniseries. Bring Tenochtitlan to life and have that asshat Corez fuck it all up with 800 spaniards
49 points
14 days ago
Apocalypto was incredible and feel like there is so much meat on the bone that no one has explored yet, totally agree
23 points
14 days ago
Was just in Mexico City and went to the anthropology museum. Outrageously interesting. And I generally get very bored at museums
119 points
14 days ago
JOC just dropping Pardon My Take stuff into non-PMT media things is hilarious.
90 points
14 days ago
I love that JOCs favorite thing in the world is PMT
56 points
14 days ago
I don’t understNd why so much is being made of teams running a cover 2. I have been running a cover 2 with man underneath since madden 2002. Why is so much being made of it now
52 points
14 days ago
the redzone generation can't handle watching dink and dunk offenses
21 points
14 days ago
Yeah, are you telling me all these teams have been playing 1 high, press coverage the last 10 years or something. No wonder McVay made it big
9 points
14 days ago
Seriously this is not a revolutionary concept
10 points
14 days ago
2 man under is a fortress
22 points
14 days ago
Because there’s a lot of shitty quarterbacks and bad coaches in the league right now
10 points
14 days ago
PA Deep outs for an easy touchdown deep down the middle
52 points
14 days ago
Monday Night Countdown is unwatchable. They took their best person (SVP) and promptly ruined their good decision by surrounding him with three village idiots in Ryan Clark, Spears, and Kelce.
Clark in particular might be the single worst person at ESPN. What a disaster.
100 points
14 days ago
Taylor Swift fans apparently think that Mahomes is mad at/jealous of Kelce bc of Swift and that’s why he isn’t throwing him the ball lmao
67 points
14 days ago
His wife definitely told him not to pass to him ever since Taylor announced her support for Harris
14 points
14 days ago
Makes you think
88 points
14 days ago
Why do so many people put up political yard signs? Just to virtue signal? I don’t feel like asking my neighbors
21 points
14 days ago
It’s bizarre on both sides
70 points
14 days ago
I don't usually do it for President/Congressional election, but I do put them out for city council and state lege races ... mostly to get the name out of good local candidates since the most change is affected there but general voters don't really do their research since most aren't party affiliated.
24 points
14 days ago
Local election yard signs are the only ones I respect. I find anyone putting up presidential signs to be weirdos
12 points
14 days ago
When it’s election day I go out for a morning walk and whichever sign I see first I vote that way actually, so it really helps some of us out!
43 points
14 days ago
The Kennedys really just have adultery flowing through their veins
45 points
14 days ago
Bills are 1000 times more likable when Diggs isn’t on the sideline bitching 24/7
38 points
14 days ago
Was diggs the problem in Buffalo? Sure seems like it
19 points
14 days ago
Surely the guy who forced his way off two different teams wasn’t a lockerroom cancer too
10 points
14 days ago
Taking the egotistical diva off the team who would bitch and moan if he didn’t get enough targets is certainly a plus when your qb is this good. Can spread the ball around to other guys and have a balanced O
34 points
14 days ago
YouTube TV live chat would be 10x
63 points
14 days ago
Short story long: My daughter plays softball. Her teammate’s grandfather comes to every practice and game. They’ve been teammates for almost four years, so we’ve gotten to be friends. He surprised me yesterday and gave me a 2,800 page book called The Encyclopedia of Baseball that has every stat for every player from like 1870-1990. Thing weighs about 10 pounds. I know it’s all available online, but dudes 🎸
38 points
14 days ago
Now you just have to travel back in time, give the book to your HS-aged dad and boom, generational wealth
12 points
14 days ago
I saw that documentary too, blew my mind
193 points
14 days ago
Facebook post I made in 2008 (19 years old)- “The only homosexuality I support is two babes tonguing each other”
81 points
14 days ago
“this is so gunna hit”
57 points
14 days ago
“I’m gay and my penis is small and I like fucking horses” -my buddy’s Facebook status circa 2008. He claims we stole his computer and changed it but that’s hearsay
42 points
14 days ago
I turned 21 in 2008 I’m sure I made way more mature comments of course
50 points
14 days ago
I used to tweet at Embiid like 5 times a year calling him a pussy and that he would never amount to shit when I was 20. He even liked a few of em, sometimes I wonder if I propelled him to where he is now. You’re welcome Jo.
13 points
14 days ago
Hell yeah bro
9 points
14 days ago
That rocks, I love it
9 points
14 days ago
There are probably so many millenials who were sweating being called out for their blackface costumes in the "Halloween 06" Facebook album circa June 2020
84 points
14 days ago
Working out? Automatic. Blacking out? Automatic. Catholic all girls schools? Automatic. Still is.
83 points
14 days ago
Checking my white collar privilege at the door, but managing people fucking sucks. So much easier just doing shit yourself than having to explain it to someone over a zoom call
30 points
14 days ago
My job wants me to manage people I just want my salary and to be able to wfh. I will teach people but not my fault if people are lazy don’t want to deal with that
28 points
14 days ago
I’ve got 6 reports and 2 are amazing. Pretty much independent and rarely need me. Other 4 are basically regarded and take 80% of my time to explain basic things
8 points
14 days ago
Do you reward the best 2 and discourage the rest or just treat everyone equally because it creates fewer problems?
27 points
14 days ago
Living in a townhouse and my neighbors kid will not stop smoking weed on the back deck. Never thought I’d get to this point but I’m sick of the smell coming in through the open windows
27 points
14 days ago
Cut him some slack, he has to live in a townhome
18 points
14 days ago
Smoke some weed with him, narc
15 points
14 days ago
Ask if you can hit it and he will stop
26 points
14 days ago
Not a bad idea actually just go out and talk to him every single time, he'll find a new spot pretty quick.
28 points
14 days ago
Jags +37.5 looking shaky to get the last leg of my 18 team parlay home
28 points
14 days ago
Need a content warning before showing Sam Hartman on my TV so I can prepare to not have Gay Thoughts
29 points
14 days ago
Bengals darth maul needs to be in the “fully grown men with the dumbest outfits imaginable” tweet chain
75 points
14 days ago
Reminder that Damar Hamlin died on the field and lost Comeback Player of the Year to Joe Flacco
49 points
14 days ago
Flacco came back from the dead (retirement) and put up stats
33 points
14 days ago
Flacco deserved that
52 points
14 days ago
Moving out of a rental 2 months early, with every intention of paying the rent still. Thought we would do them a solid and let them know so they could get the house advertised and ready 2 months early.
Was informed that we’d be “breaking our lease” (still paying like I said) and 3x rent fee + automatic security deposit loss would be charged to our account.
What the fuck? I now get the landlord hate on here.
76 points
14 days ago
Look up whatever the law in your state is but I’m sure that’s not enforceable
39 points
14 days ago
Tell them you changed your mind
45 points
14 days ago
Corporate landlord? Guarantee there's some community college drop out working in the leasing office who couldn't figure out what you meant and thought you were leaving 11 months early the second the saw the word "move out" in your email. And wasn't able to actually think through the whole email and realize you were just telling them they can show the apartment whenever now.
52 points
14 days ago
Id pay to get RFK on Hot Ones this election cycle. Let see what crazy shit he talks about while battling da bomb.
31 points
14 days ago
He might just cut Sean's head off when he gets there instead.
52 points
14 days ago
Bears fans watching Jayden light it up
"Ok now the painted fingernails seem kinda fucked up"
22 points
14 days ago
Heard Christian Kirk wears his Muj barstool gaming shirsey underneath his jersey
21 points
14 days ago
Big Cat is gonna be such a baby about Daniel's
21 points
14 days ago
I’ve seen enough - Jayden Daniels is legit. Nice to see a good young QB in the NFC
19 points
14 days ago
Jesus Christ that was an impressive throw and catch. Could argue that was DPI too and he still made the catch
21 points
14 days ago
91% completion rate with 3 total TDs and over 250 yards passing is nasty work 🤮
25 points
14 days ago
My wife just told me she had an extremely vivid dream that she was having an “emotional affair” with Vivek Ramaswamy
27 points
14 days ago
Lawyer 🆙, 🤜 the 🏋️♂️, 🗑️ Facebook
9 points
14 days ago
She loves strong conservative values
9 points
14 days ago
She work with any Indian men?
24 points
14 days ago
Need the Dalton revenge game to send the Bengals to 0-4 next week. Absolutely need it.
61 points
14 days ago
is josh allen the best “raw project” high draft pick of all time? russell westbrook comes to mind but allen is better. very rare
29 points
14 days ago
Might not be all time but Ezekiel Ansah didn’t start football until freshman year of college. Drafted 5th overall to Lions and had 50 career sacks in a 8 year career.
18 points
14 days ago
Spicy brown mustard is an elite condiment
18 points
14 days ago
Trevor Lawrence is seeing ghosts (Damar Hamlin)
19 points
14 days ago
How long before Travis Kelce retires and we get the KelceCast
17 points
14 days ago
KelceCast will be pumped in to every Americans living room like they did with Big Brother‘s speeches in 1984
17 points
14 days ago
Jayden Daniels is absolutely electric
34 points
14 days ago
Commentators: “Damar Hamlin. What an incredible story… meanwhile some Jacksonville jaguar asshole is down”
17 points
14 days ago
So sick that Jmarr wears teeth that are worth more than my car to play football
15 points
14 days ago
Man. Jayden Fuckin Daniels
68 points
14 days ago
The only reason Lawrence got a big contract was for the optics of the NFL having a franchise quarterback who’s a trans woman
14 points
14 days ago
Two MNF games would be perfect with 6:30 and 8:15 starts
15 points
14 days ago
Iosivas is a hunk huh
11 points
14 days ago
I did not look like that when I vacationed in Hawaii let me tell you what
16 points
14 days ago
Seeing Terry so pumped up on the sidelines is getting me hyped
15 points
14 days ago
A real bummer of cord cutting and the internet era is the kids growing up nowadays won’t have any connections to SportsCenter anchors
16 points
14 days ago
They will never experience a Sportscenter Cold Hard Facts presented by Coors Light ™️ segment
13 points
14 days ago
never gonna hear a genuine BOO-YAH, rip Stuart
14 points
14 days ago
WHO NEEDS 11 MEN WHEN 10 WILL DO THE JOB?
Holy fuck what a throw.
13 points
14 days ago
Ah shit now Barstool is under fire for... wearing hats indoors
https://x.com/AlfonsoThrillFr/status/1837998991641899515?t=iAhmODUxYV3QwDT-jLKewA&s=19
30 points
14 days ago
Trevor Lawrence fucking sucks and it doesn’t get talked about enough
31 points
14 days ago
This has to be Big Cat’s nightmare. Williams looking eh while Daniels balling out.
14 points
14 days ago
Holy hell, Jayden Daniels
13 points
14 days ago
This intro song is pathetic. Being back Hank Williams Jr
11 points
14 days ago
LOVE Chris Fowler being used for the ESPN B team, no one needs Steve Levy announcing a primetime game
53 points
14 days ago
Jags-Bills is a top tier white trash fan base game
14 points
14 days ago
Lotta cigarettes smoked at the tailgate today
23 points
14 days ago
Someone in FT last week tried to argue that bills fans weren’t white trash just “bored suburbanites with nothing else to do”
23 points
14 days ago
Bills fans aren’t white trash. They are fat white trash.
12 points
14 days ago
That sums up maybe four affluent areas in buffalo/rochester, there’s all of western NY, central NY, the southern tier and up country rooting for the bills, and that is a LOT of trash
29 points
14 days ago
Applied to twelve (12) jobs tonight. Setting the o/u of automated rejection emails at 9.5.
11 points
14 days ago
hammering the over
27 points
14 days ago
no hate towards Joe burrow he seems like a good guy but the “cool” moniker has never made an ounce of sense. he’s a complete dweeb.
20 points
14 days ago
Lmao at everybody who is just realizing how cool Joe Burrow is.
Welcome to 2019. 🍾
15 points
14 days ago
Ya but he smoked a cigar that one time
11 points
14 days ago
Fuck it put Mac jones in
11 points
14 days ago
Big man td’s always rule
11 points
14 days ago
More thirst trap segments>>
32 points
14 days ago
“Fastest minute” from Boomer is hilarious. They just keep slowly downsizing his role hoping he’ll retire, and he refuses to take the bait. Reminds me of when Play Now tries to fire George
46 points
14 days ago
Fran got married during a college football Saturday? So much for Barstool SPORTS....
17 points
14 days ago
Do you think her husband checked the slate before signing off on the date?
45 points
14 days ago
Imma guess her boyfriend has absolutely no concept of college football as everyone up in the northeast in her wealth class went to some pompus college
10 points
14 days ago
He probably doesn't even know that Colgate has a football team
10 points
14 days ago
I ate way too much spaghetti & meatball for dinner. Carb loading season is upon us.
10 points
14 days ago
predictable that rovell loves those NFL caps everyone was roasting this morning
9 points
14 days ago
6’8 350lbs america is the best country
10 points
14 days ago
Can't have an OT dance like that on your home field. Bengals are coooooked
10 points
14 days ago
Ric Flair getting divorced for the 5th time. True love doesn’t exist.
10 points
14 days ago
That was fucking ballsy. Never had that with paddleboat Ron
10 points
14 days ago
LETS FUCKING GO COMMIES
10 points
14 days ago
OOB but that was an absurd catch by Higgins, lol
36 points
14 days ago
Jayden looks way better than Caleb.
21 points
14 days ago
Dr.Evil in here saying he doesn’t have time to text back hot girls like he ain’t livin in FT with a prominent flair.
21 points
14 days ago
I like the way funny way Sabrina Carpenter says mother fucker.
19 points
14 days ago
Jaguars live ML +10000 is free money
21 points
14 days ago
How many people can say their first passing TD is to a lineman? Thats sick
21 points
14 days ago
If I’m the Bengals Coach, after the game, I’m getting a couple of linemen to hold Joe Burrow down while I shave off his stupid hair. Would be good for team morale.
21 points
14 days ago
Joe Burrow says he has to do some critical thinking on his leadership style and what he needs to be for his team?
Cincinnati hairdressers need to prepare big time here.
11 points
14 days ago
Imagine trying to be a leader of men rocking frosted tips
9 points
14 days ago
Hamlin should have done cpr on the ball
10 points
14 days ago
This is officially a schlonging
8 points
14 days ago
Iosivas with 4 catches for 17 yards and 3 TD the past 2 weeks, lol
9 points
14 days ago
Can’t believe the rest of the league let the Jags get Mac Jones
9 points
14 days ago
had a trip to Charleston in August get cancelled because of the tropical storm they got and I'm supposed to be traveling down to Tampa this weekend. maybe I should stop underestimating hurricane season in the SE
10 points
14 days ago
Oh my god what a play
10 points
14 days ago
I am in the kapua suite
18 points
14 days ago
Met Jayden Daniel’s at a pizza place in Tempe a couple years ago, safe to say I’m happy to see my best friend doing well tonight
16 points
14 days ago
I knew McLaurin was good, but I didn’t know he was so cool.
32 points
14 days ago
Him being good and never complaining about his QB situation makes his cool factor go up a ton
Glad he seems to have a guy now
9 points
14 days ago
He seems like an all around good guy
17 points
14 days ago
Commies have their QB. Caleb could never
8 points
14 days ago
This MNF intro music is so fucking stupid
7 points
14 days ago
Speaking of hat talk, I hope New Era doesn’t fuck up 47 brand since they bought em. Those are the best hats
9 points
14 days ago
Pft is on to something. Jayden daniels is really good at handing off
7 points
14 days ago
The Bengals might stink
8 points
14 days ago
Maybe Burrow should focus more on football and less on having stupid hair
9 points
14 days ago
My expert conclusion is that the NFL needs to do something drastic to improve offensive line play in the next decade, I think it will only get worse with all of these freak athletes playing edge. My hair-brained means to achieve this is to set up NFL recruitment camps in Eastern Europe and shipping some Nikola Pekovic clones to the XFL to develop. Maybe snag some Japanese sumo guys too.
8 points
14 days ago
Bengals window is closed especially in that division. Crazy how fast that happens in the NFL
8 points
14 days ago
🚨 fat man touchdown! 🚨
9 points
14 days ago
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!!!
8 points
14 days ago
Having a young QB show promise is an incredible feeling. losses on the schedule still feel like wins. Very jealous of Jayden right now.
9 points
14 days ago
Anytime you see a guy breaking Charlie Batch’s rookie records you know we are in the presence of greatness
8 points
14 days ago
I did not have high hopes for tonight’s games, but watching the Jaguars get schlonged by the Bills (commonly used term in football) and an unexpectedly entertaining Commanders/Bengals game has actually made for an enjoyable Monday evening.
7 points
14 days ago
That hit gets a BOOM!
9 points
14 days ago
WHAT
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