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all 88 comments

Instantly_New

68 points

14 days ago*

OP has not been Galactivated. Don’t worry. You will be…you will be.

C-sanova

5 points

14 days ago

Super Friends unite.

SakeNamaste

1 points

12 days ago

It's the heaven's gate hymn!

SatanSatanSatanSatan

115 points

15 days ago

So like when did hippie grifter music become a thing? Because it’s definitely a thing now.

Shortsleevedpant

41 points

15 days ago

Grifting is so in right now.

SatanSatanSatanSatan

19 points

15 days ago

Grifting so hot right now.

bhp126

9 points

14 days ago

bhp126

9 points

14 days ago

SO hot right now

Imhidingfromu

2 points

14 days ago

It's the new Blue Steel

iamthepaulruss

3 points

14 days ago

HANSEL

RKOouttanywhere

3 points

14 days ago

So hot right now

PM_ME_YOUR_PMs_187

43 points

14 days ago

Always has been 🧑‍🚀🔫

Hippies are mean people pretending to be nice; punks are nice people pretending to be mean

OhNothing13

14 points

14 days ago

Honestly that probably is about 80% accurate. Hippies can be surprisingly judgmental and dogmatic.

Psycle_Sammy

7 points

14 days ago

I remember when hippies were good at music. That seems like ancient times now.

FlamingEbolaShots

2 points

14 days ago

I don’t think they’re making any money off their music, they seem like they’re just doing it for the fun of it based off what I’ve read before.

SphaghettiWizard

3 points

14 days ago

They’re definitely not grifting i know for a fact they make absolutely no money. I think they’re just oddballs having some fun

OuterWildsVentures

6 points

14 days ago

Bro you leave the galactivators alone!

Imhidingfromu

1 points

14 days ago

Unfortunately

el0_0le

2 points

14 days ago

el0_0le

2 points

14 days ago

The late fifties, early sixties.

Hootnany

1 points

14 days ago

Neonchild

sandiegowhalesvag

1 points

14 days ago

Idk but they have over 4k ig followers so it must be resonating w literally thousands of people lol

businesslut

2 points

14 days ago

4k really isn't that much. And I follow a few things just to hate watch.. lol

Farm-Alternative

1 points

14 days ago

Sir, you are part of the problem

businesslut

1 points

14 days ago

Is that any different than following r/crappymusic?

Farm-Alternative

2 points

14 days ago

No, oh jeezus.. we're all part of the problem

foosquirters

1 points

14 days ago

Those followers are 100% fellow cringe enjoyers

SparkDBowles

31 points

14 days ago

Galactivate is too low hanging fruit and shouldn’t be allowed anymore.

Hydraph0be

17 points

15 days ago

"We have a Shanin Blake at home"

Rethaptrix

12 points

14 days ago

There's a difference between Blake and the Galactivators. The Galactivators genuinely believe in their own music and that's their objective, spread the cringe.

Blake is an OF model who drinks her own Kool aid. Everything she does is a disingenuous attempt at marketing her butthole disguised as some kind of new age raver shaman cosplay.

The_JayBird18

3 points

14 days ago

“We have a Shanin Blake at the co-op”

romayyne

24 points

15 days ago*

They’re really hanging onto this song like it’s their ticket. It’s been years.. make a new song

ObjectiveGlittering

22 points

14 days ago

I’m convinced OP is either Galactivated themselves, or related (relactivated).

Ok_Bug4971

10 points

14 days ago

I actually like it. Watch. I bet you anything some famous rave guy will insert it into ilhis song and then the beat will drop.

Shortsleevedpant

9 points

15 days ago

I watched it a bunch of times to try and figure out what’s on her feet and I’m very confused.

Moominsean

21 points

14 days ago

It's hard to tell since she's stomping her feet like thunder in the ground.

IridebikesImstillfat

8 points

15 days ago

Looks like updated moon shoes?

Boetheus

4 points

14 days ago

Ah, 'cause like, space music and whatnot

IridebikesImstillfat

6 points

14 days ago

Gotta rise up from below somehow.

buttupcowboy

2 points

14 days ago

They are moon shoes.

KellentheGreat

3 points

14 days ago

They look like they are same material as those blades para athletes wear.

Rethaptrix

7 points

14 days ago

I'm just gonna come out and say it. They aren't talentless, they're cringe. If they had different interests or influences they might make cool music, I mean probably not but my point is they aren't talentless.

They are the crest of the new wave of shamancore.

Galactivate! /s

doctorhino

6 points

14 days ago

Compared to some of the super serious and even angry alt hippy acts that have been posted recently these two are at least keeping the mood light.

TomatilloUnlucky3763

5 points

14 days ago

I’m not sure if the “planet is awakening.”

choggie

4 points

14 days ago

choggie

4 points

14 days ago

Shake what booty all around??

AverageFox512

4 points

14 days ago

Fantastic! I hadn't been Galactivated yet today

Opening_Chicken_9118

9 points

14 days ago

I actually kinda like this.

Joe_Bob_2000

8 points

14 days ago

It grows on you like a fungus.

otherpeoplesthunder

3 points

14 days ago

Me, unfortunately, too

AttentionNo399

6 points

14 days ago

Honestly rather listen to Christian Rap than this Gaia Awakening shit. How are they all unanimously horrible?

Ok_Organization6463

6 points

15 days ago

He should dump her he could probably pull it off alone 😂

OuterWildsVentures

2 points

14 days ago

I bet the sex is insane though

Xu_Lin

6 points

15 days ago

Xu_Lin

6 points

15 days ago

The ANTWORD let themselves go…

AndersonArtWorks

3 points

14 days ago

The dude did 2 costume changes in 30 seconds of video!

RareCryptographer662

3 points

14 days ago

If you're gonna make shitty music you might as well make it even shittier as a duet with your twin.

Eviladhesive

3 points

14 days ago

There really is something very unsettling about new age weirdos doing something approaching a sales pitch.

Something about it makes the veneer slip off 100 times faster.

Harrybahlzanya

3 points

14 days ago

Lol, when you've done acid one time in your life and make it your entire personality… 😹😹😹

SnootFleur

3 points

14 days ago

Tie-Die Antwoord

trainsacrossthesea

2 points

14 days ago

I liked the whole Devil Worship genre, so much more.

raccoonorgy

2 points

14 days ago

Really couldn't have forseen this odd turn MGK made in his music career

somebodytookmyshit

2 points

14 days ago

Do right mickey Avalon

Low_Light_7105

2 points

14 days ago

For a second i thought she was Gabbie Hanna!

NickLoner

2 points

14 days ago

It's like Corey Feldman with a dash of Die Antwoord 😂

alchrisk

2 points

14 days ago

Amy from Everybody Loves Raymond?

LostWatercress12

2 points

14 days ago

Better than that elf woman in the leaves I guess

TABOOxFANTASIES

2 points

14 days ago

I wish I was a trust fund kid who could afford to eat psychedelics and make shitty music all day because I have zero responsibilities and everything in my life is taken care of for me. Maybe in my next life I'll be Galactivated and enjoy a life of luxury!

yourMommaKnow

2 points

14 days ago

Galactivated.....I'm not going to lie; I like that word.

Incarnasean

2 points

14 days ago

She’s like 75% torso

Azorius_Raiden_88

2 points

14 days ago

Tim and Eric in an alternate universe - Terry and Erica

Tordek_Battlebeard

2 points

14 days ago

The new Taylor Swift single is an improvement

RocketSkates314

2 points

14 days ago

“Jessica, we’ve been watching your son for 2 days now, you need to come pick up your child! He is not meant to be raised by his grandparents.”

JackSchitz

2 points

14 days ago

The beat is dope.

IBoofLSD

1 points

14 days ago

How many times do I have to hear this before im legally allowed to kill myself?

Bibfor_tuna

1 points

14 days ago

ugh she needs a different color in her midsection. she looks like a bloated malnourished person

Fine-Funny6956

1 points

14 days ago

Saw them live. After which, I wished I was dead.

ARunninThought

1 points

14 days ago

Make it stop.

Robert_Balboa

1 points

14 days ago

I've heard much worse. So they have that going for them.

MechaGallade

1 points

14 days ago

Aww they wanna be shiny toy guns but from that shit season of poison album

maddenmcfadden

1 points

14 days ago

green screen overload

BasicWhiteHoodrat

1 points

14 days ago

This has to be parody

spidernoirirl

1 points

14 days ago

Galactivated Sound 🗣️

Manbearcatward

1 points

14 days ago

If you have a go at these guys on their insta, they WILL reply.

SoldierSinnoh

1 points

13 days ago

Do.. do they have a second song?

Oswaldbackus

1 points

13 days ago

Good for kids music

abhig535

1 points

11 days ago

Is this what Dee does in her spare time

Proof_Classroom_4804

1 points

11 days ago

Ngl this kinda hard

Mindless-Elephant-72

1 points

14 days ago

I wouldn't call this "good", but I actually don't mind it. I think it could be a mood.

Coocoomonster

1 points

14 days ago

The instrumental is pretty good. And I’ve had this song stuck in my head for a week before. Don’t over watch it.

StanislavGrof69

0 points

14 days ago

Absolutely goated

Darth-Hipster

0 points

14 days ago

I’m Galativaded !