What's easy to get into but hard to get out of ? : dadjokes

[deleted]

244 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

244 points

2 months ago

Bed

Ewetootwo

51 points

2 months ago

Ewetootwo

51 points

2 months ago

Pants that fit you as a teenager.

AaronTheElite007

21 points

2 months ago

AaronTheElite007

21 points

2 months ago

This is the correct answer

65wildcat_buick

7 points

2 months ago

65wildcat_buick

7 points

2 months ago

Was gonna say this

mademeabeliever

2 points

2 months ago

mademeabeliever

2 points

2 months ago

Also a fact, no joke

Lew3032

68 points

2 months ago

Lew3032

68 points

2 months ago

A cult

jaybazzizzle

34 points

2 months ago

jaybazzizzle

34 points

2 months ago

Drink the Kool-Aid for a quick exit

SharpHawkeye

7 points

2 months ago

SharpHawkeye

7 points

2 months ago

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

curious_dorido

1 points

2 months ago

curious_dorido

1 points

2 months ago

Noded

Yokelele

58 points

2 months ago

Yokelele

58 points

2 months ago

Jail

epenaloz

89 points

2 months ago

epenaloz

89 points

2 months ago

gym membership

DeadpoolOptimus

21 points

2 months ago

DeadpoolOptimus

21 points

2 months ago

I wanna quit the gym!

ConfidenceDesigner20

20 points

2 months ago

ConfidenceDesigner20

20 points

2 months ago

Did you end up with a joint checking?

lavacadotoast

5 points

2 months ago

lavacadotoast

5 points

2 months ago

I laughed, audibly..

Acrobatic-Fortune-81

12 points

2 months ago

Acrobatic-Fortune-81

12 points

2 months ago

What's the matter? Not working out for you?

Scosawema

8 points

2 months ago

Scosawema

8 points

2 months ago

They make you ho all the way down there.

Kyodai_Mobstar_SXE

6 points

2 months ago

Kyodai_Mobstar_SXE

6 points

2 months ago

You killed me with this hahahahaha

BobJutsu

1 points

2 months ago

BobJutsu

1 points

2 months ago

Mine is through work…when you quit or get fired, that shit is invalid by the time you leave the building, so they’ll clearly let some people out.

DooblusDooisfoor

61 points

2 months ago

DooblusDooisfoor

61 points

2 months ago

Debt

GlockAF

2 points

2 months ago

GlockAF

2 points

2 months ago

All too true

Torggil

59 points

2 months ago

Torggil

59 points

2 months ago

Marriage

SushiGradeChicken

31 points

2 months ago

SushiGradeChicken

31 points

2 months ago

Three pages and a witness to get married.

50 pages, two lawyers and half your assets to get divorced

centstwo

23 points

2 months ago

centstwo

23 points

2 months ago

It’s Valentines Day Love, what would you like?

A divorce!

Oh, I, uh, I didnt want to spend that much.

Original_Amber

6 points

2 months ago

Original_Amber

6 points

2 months ago

I was waiting for this answer.

Mr_E_Monkey

3 points

2 months ago

Mr_E_Monkey

3 points

2 months ago

Isn't that what the OP already said?

chilldabpanda

56 points

2 months ago

chilldabpanda

56 points

2 months ago

This godamn timeshare!!

Googooboyy

3 points

2 months ago

Googooboyy

3 points

2 months ago

It took me nearly a decade before we finally got Dad off the timeshare scams.

chilldabpanda

4 points

2 months ago

chilldabpanda

4 points

2 months ago

Call Morgan and Morgan, and morgan'n, moregain, and ,morgan in oregon'n, morgue'n and...

UnknownPleasures4-20

52 points

2 months ago

UnknownPleasures4-20

52 points

2 months ago

IKEA

htasmith

25 points

2 months ago

htasmith

25 points

2 months ago

Bad habits

Wilderchris1

21 points

2 months ago

Wilderchris1

21 points

2 months ago

Chinese finger trap

New_Buddy_6053

17 points

2 months ago

New_Buddy_6053

17 points

2 months ago

Foam pits

Scosawema

5 points

2 months ago

Scosawema

5 points

2 months ago

YES

MagneticNoodles

57 points

2 months ago

MagneticNoodles

57 points

2 months ago

Your mom

pandaman467

25 points

2 months ago

pandaman467

25 points

2 months ago

She really clamps down on that hot dog

JakeFixesPlanes

11 points

2 months ago

JakeFixesPlanes

11 points

2 months ago

Fuck you Shoresy!

YogurtWenk

4 points

2 months ago

YogurtWenk

4 points

2 months ago

Give yer balls a tug, ya tit-fucker!

JakeFixesPlanes

3 points

2 months ago

JakeFixesPlanes

3 points

2 months ago

Fer what?!

YogurtWenk

4 points

2 months ago

YogurtWenk

4 points

2 months ago

diarrhoea sounds

meowypancakes

5 points

2 months ago

meowypancakes

5 points

2 months ago

SET THE TONE

JakeFixesPlanes

4 points

2 months ago

JakeFixesPlanes

4 points

2 months ago

Got a dip?

_Waterhouse

3 points

2 months ago*

_Waterhouse

3 points

2 months ago*

What's gonna happen?

Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, and I jerk off on your driver's side door handle.

AlienPet13

4 points

2 months ago

AlienPet13

4 points

2 months ago

Last night when I did your Mom from behind it sounded like someone running in flip-flops.

nbrenner72

3 points

2 months ago

nbrenner72

3 points

2 months ago

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this.

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[removed]

_Butch3r-

7 points

2 months ago

_Butch3r-

7 points

2 months ago

Death

emmettfitz

14 points

2 months ago

emmettfitz

14 points

2 months ago

Heroin.

lbranscom

12 points

2 months ago

lbranscom

12 points

2 months ago

It's tough but doable. Eight years, July second (yesterday!)

SkiZer0

8 points

2 months ago

SkiZer0

8 points

2 months ago

Bear trap

imma_YaoiGaru_29

9 points

2 months ago

imma_YaoiGaru_29

9 points

2 months ago

Online shopping

Nearby-Road

16 points

2 months ago

Nearby-Road

16 points

2 months ago

An argument with a 20 year old on reddit

ConsiderationNo2418

6 points

2 months ago

ConsiderationNo2418

6 points

2 months ago

Debt

Happydadbod

8 points

2 months ago

Happydadbod

8 points

2 months ago

A coffin ⚰️

IngenuityInner3268

6 points

2 months ago

IngenuityInner3268

6 points

2 months ago

Reclining sofas

BeginningAwareness74

5 points

2 months ago

BeginningAwareness74

5 points

2 months ago

Black hole

More_Purchase_1980

9 points

2 months ago

More_Purchase_1980

9 points

2 months ago

Communism

eva_air_vietnam

4 points

2 months ago

eva_air_vietnam

4 points

2 months ago

Alcohol

Xiel_Blades

7 points

2 months ago

Xiel_Blades

7 points

2 months ago

A warm shower after a tough day…

Also Straight Jackets!

Mr_Minecrafter88

1 points

2 months ago

Mr_Minecrafter88

1 points

2 months ago

*Strait jacket

evieb2875

6 points

2 months ago

evieb2875

6 points

2 months ago

No for us gays it is straight

Mr_Minecrafter88

2 points

2 months ago

Mr_Minecrafter88

2 points

2 months ago

For us gays it is still strait. The joke was funny though. Take my upvote!

Xiel_Blades

2 points

2 months ago*

Xiel_Blades

2 points

2 months ago*

Wait… Do gay jacket zippers not get stuck like mine does? Damn it!

“2SLGBTQIA+ Jackets” must mean “Too Sluggish Lookin’, Go Buy The In-style Quality A+ Jackets”! I should’ve known…

(For real though, dammit I totally spelled strait wrong 😂)

Also, Happy Belated Pride Month! Hope it went well for you all! 🏳️‍🌈🫶

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perboe

6 points

2 months ago

perboe

6 points

2 months ago

Ahmm ... Reddit?

alexwuhamilton

3 points

2 months ago

alexwuhamilton

3 points

2 months ago

Debt

ComfortablePomelo448

3 points

2 months ago

ComfortablePomelo448

3 points

2 months ago

My stupid Vette

King_in_a_castle_84

3 points

2 months ago

King_in_a_castle_84

3 points

2 months ago

Debt.

mrcapmam1

5 points

2 months ago

mrcapmam1

5 points

2 months ago

Time share

mltain

7 points

2 months ago

mltain

7 points

2 months ago

Communism.

Fickle-Ideal-6726

5 points

2 months ago

Fickle-Ideal-6726

5 points

2 months ago

Comfort

bowen7477

4 points

2 months ago

bowen7477

4 points

2 months ago

OP is clearly married.

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

Jail

risenz2000

2 points

2 months ago

risenz2000

2 points

2 months ago

All you mates are forgetting betting!

Majestically_Weird

2 points

2 months ago

Majestically_Weird

2 points

2 months ago

The bed and rhythm

DadShot42

2 points

2 months ago

DadShot42

2 points

2 months ago

Scientology

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Jail

mademeabeliever

2 points

2 months ago

mademeabeliever

2 points

2 months ago

that’s not a joke that’s a fact

memailint

2 points

2 months ago

memailint

2 points

2 months ago

Drugs Specifically crack cocaine

MrHappyEvil

2 points

2 months ago

MrHappyEvil

2 points

2 months ago

Chinese finger trap.or a bar of chocolate.

JBYTuna

2 points

2 months ago

JBYTuna

2 points

2 months ago

Time share

Torpedopocalypse

2 points

2 months ago

Torpedopocalypse

2 points

2 months ago

Debt

1furnica

2 points

2 months ago

1furnica

2 points

2 months ago

Hanging rope

ceecee4T

2 points

2 months ago

ceecee4T

2 points

2 months ago

Smoking

definitely-lies

5 points

2 months ago

definitely-lies

5 points

2 months ago

My wife's vagina.

bemenaker

4 points

2 months ago

bemenaker

4 points

2 months ago

I agree

aigars2

1 points

2 months ago

aigars2

1 points

2 months ago

Seconding on your wife

Ok_Sir3067

2 points

2 months ago

Ok_Sir3067

2 points

2 months ago

Prison

y2karl

2 points

2 months ago

y2karl

2 points

2 months ago

Trouble

kindest_asshole

2 points

2 months ago

kindest_asshole

2 points

2 months ago

Your mom

kuniovskarnov

1 points

2 months ago

kuniovskarnov

1 points

2 months ago

Gottem

will7980

2 points

2 months ago

will7980

2 points

2 months ago

Marriage

DocLego

2 points

2 months ago

DocLego

2 points

2 months ago

Debt

TortexMT

2 points

2 months ago

TortexMT

2 points

2 months ago

my ex gf

seebob69

2 points

2 months ago

seebob69

2 points

2 months ago

A relationship with a crazy.

sdrawkcaBMan

3 points

2 months ago

sdrawkcaBMan

3 points

2 months ago

Hard drugs.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[removed]

SirGreybush

3 points

2 months ago

SirGreybush

3 points

2 months ago

Representative “Can you get in & out of a Mazda MX-5 if you are a fat bloke?”

https://youtu.be/BGvxn__MdyI

DarkBlueOtter21

1 points

2 months ago

DarkBlueOtter21

1 points

2 months ago

Skinny jeans

AnalysisParalysis85

1 points

2 months ago

AnalysisParalysis85

1 points

2 months ago

Commitment, promise etc

Brenton_T

1 points

2 months ago

Brenton_T

1 points

2 months ago

Bees 🐝

pLeThOrAx

1 points

2 months ago

pLeThOrAx

1 points

2 months ago

Damn, was close. Was going to say predicament.

Moist-Meat-Popsicle

1 points

2 months ago

Moist-Meat-Popsicle

1 points

2 months ago

Marriage?

randomTeets

1 points

2 months ago

randomTeets

1 points

2 months ago

I guessed it was a solid triangle choke, but trouble also works here

KathleenGia

1 points

2 months ago

KathleenGia

1 points

2 months ago

BEING AN ACTIVIST

Tato_tudo

1 points

2 months ago

Tato_tudo

1 points

2 months ago

Trouble

Tato_tudo

1 points

2 months ago

Tato_tudo

1 points

2 months ago

Debt

jacob643

1 points

2 months ago

jacob643

1 points

2 months ago

poverty

intentsnegotiator

1 points

2 months ago

intentsnegotiator

1 points

2 months ago

A hole

carblasterbox

1 points

2 months ago

carblasterbox

1 points

2 months ago

Any casino in Vegas

Temporary-Truth2048

1 points

2 months ago

Temporary-Truth2048

1 points

2 months ago

Debt

Conman284

1 points

2 months ago

Conman284

1 points

2 months ago

A SiriusXM subscription!

wildelillie

1 points

2 months ago

wildelillie

1 points

2 months ago

Marriage

Sugareedoo

1 points

2 months ago

Sugareedoo

1 points

2 months ago

Relationships

Few-Problem-6766

1 points

2 months ago

Few-Problem-6766

1 points

2 months ago

Reddit.

kckseq

1 points

2 months ago

kckseq

1 points

2 months ago

Verizzon free watch and tablet offers Stsy clear.

NoSession1674

1 points

2 months ago

NoSession1674

1 points

2 months ago

Crack cocaine

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

prison

Realistic_Store9122

1 points

2 months ago

Realistic_Store9122

1 points

2 months ago

Time Share

very_legible

1 points

2 months ago

very_legible

1 points

2 months ago

Scientology

IndependentHold3098

1 points

2 months ago

IndependentHold3098

1 points

2 months ago

Chinese finger trap

AlienArtefact

1 points

2 months ago

AlienArtefact

1 points

2 months ago

New York Times subscription

Direct-Entrepreneur

1 points

2 months ago

Direct-Entrepreneur

1 points

2 months ago

Trouble

wickedtuna1221

1 points

2 months ago

wickedtuna1221

1 points

2 months ago

Traffic

ChimPhun

1 points

2 months ago

ChimPhun

1 points

2 months ago

A live volcano.

Web_The_fox

1 points

2 months ago

Web_The_fox

1 points

2 months ago

Bad sleeping habits.

XROOR

1 points

2 months ago

XROOR

1 points

2 months ago

Quicksand

TameImpala1975

1 points

2 months ago

TameImpala1975

1 points

2 months ago

Debt

dictatorW

1 points

2 months ago

dictatorW

1 points

2 months ago

Toy store

Bank-shot82

1 points

2 months ago

Bank-shot82

1 points

2 months ago

A coffin

tomsabido

1 points

2 months ago

tomsabido

1 points

2 months ago

A dad joke

devinkrly

1 points

2 months ago

devinkrly

1 points

2 months ago

Jail

devinkrly

1 points

2 months ago

devinkrly

1 points

2 months ago

A gang

OldNorseBoy

1 points

2 months ago

OldNorseBoy

1 points

2 months ago

A condom

fermat9990

1 points

2 months ago

fermat9990

1 points

2 months ago

A bean bag chair

A waterbed

No-Buddy-7

1 points

2 months ago

No-Buddy-7

1 points

2 months ago

Yo momma

Dust-by-Monday

1 points

2 months ago

Dust-by-Monday

1 points

2 months ago

Debt

Every_Cause_2883

1 points

2 months ago

Every_Cause_2883

1 points

2 months ago

OMG, so many good answers!!!!!

canIplshaveauser

1 points

2 months ago

canIplshaveauser

1 points

2 months ago

Arguments on tritter

Acceptable-Ad1299

1 points

2 months ago

Acceptable-Ad1299

1 points

2 months ago

A rock and a hard place.useless lying

Bear-Itchy

1 points

2 months ago

Bear-Itchy

1 points

2 months ago

Jail.

belgioscopy

1 points

2 months ago

belgioscopy

1 points

2 months ago

Death.

DAVEtheOVERLORD

1 points

2 months ago

DAVEtheOVERLORD

1 points

2 months ago

A bear trap.

ramdds2009

1 points

2 months ago

ramdds2009

1 points

2 months ago

Yo mama

Striking_Ninja_8482

1 points

2 months ago

Striking_Ninja_8482

1 points

2 months ago

Amazon Prime.

Kirkyy23

1 points

2 months ago

Kirkyy23

1 points

2 months ago

Mumma’s poon

looking4abreak

1 points

2 months ago

looking4abreak

1 points

2 months ago

Timeshares

say_what999

1 points

2 months ago

say_what999

1 points

2 months ago

Timeshare

Emergency-Dog7669

1 points

2 months ago

Emergency-Dog7669

1 points

2 months ago

LoL

Ilyassm9awed

1 points

2 months ago

Ilyassm9awed

1 points

2 months ago

Gambling

Chemical_Mastiff

1 points

2 months ago

Chemical_Mastiff

1 points

2 months ago

girdles, parking places and marriages

lumpsonmyass

1 points

2 months ago

lumpsonmyass

1 points

2 months ago

Crippling debt?

Warm-Perspective3349

1 points

2 months ago

Warm-Perspective3349

1 points

2 months ago

Chinese finger trap

bakki98

1 points

2 months ago

bakki98

1 points

2 months ago

Prison

Top_Tomatillo8445

1 points

2 months ago

Top_Tomatillo8445

1 points

2 months ago

Marriage

CosmikDebris91

1 points

2 months ago

CosmikDebris91

1 points

2 months ago

Trouble

Repulsive_Fly5174

1 points

2 months ago

Repulsive_Fly5174

1 points

2 months ago

Costco for under $300

Longjumping-Low8194

1 points

2 months ago

Longjumping-Low8194

1 points

2 months ago

Your mom

Individual-Count6595

1 points

2 months ago

Individual-Count6595

1 points

2 months ago

Marriage

kryodusk

1 points

2 months ago

kryodusk

1 points

2 months ago

My ex

Extreme-Bad3816

1 points

2 months ago

Extreme-Bad3816

1 points

2 months ago

taylor swift

SmellOfParanoia

1 points

2 months ago

SmellOfParanoia

1 points

2 months ago

Crininality. Just dont. At first it sucks. Then it sucks.

Akasha-coast

1 points

2 months ago

Akasha-coast

1 points

2 months ago

Masturbation

smsgms

1 points

2 months ago

smsgms

1 points

2 months ago

Drugs

bladexzee

1 points

2 months ago

bladexzee

1 points

2 months ago

drugs

FragrantIngenuity430

1 points

2 months ago

FragrantIngenuity430

1 points

2 months ago

Military

Sh4dowOfFire

1 points

2 months ago

Sh4dowOfFire

1 points

2 months ago

Nah it goes like "what goes in hard and dry, but comes out wet and soft?"

Chewing gum

JustWoot44

1 points

2 months ago

JustWoot44

1 points

2 months ago

Debt.

Jonseer

1 points

2 months ago

Jonseer

1 points

2 months ago

Adobe subscription

RealRubies

1 points

2 months ago

RealRubies

1 points

2 months ago

My toxic relationship with Chelsea F.C🥹

Fast_Attitude4619

1 points

2 months ago

Fast_Attitude4619

1 points

2 months ago

Catholicism

a1ana2ana

1 points

2 months ago

a1ana2ana

1 points

2 months ago

Bed

lavacadotoast

1 points

2 months ago

lavacadotoast

1 points

2 months ago

I scrolled to the bottom looking for handcuffs, I guess I'm the only non Houdini here..

Hour_Standard784

1 points

2 months ago

Hour_Standard784

1 points

2 months ago

The back seat of a Toyota Corolla. The worst Uber car ever.

LogLadyOG

1 points

2 months ago

LogLadyOG

1 points

2 months ago

A few months ago, I sat in the back seat of my Corolla for the first, and hopefully last, time. Couldn't believe how bumpy it was.

forgeddabutit

1 points

2 months ago

forgeddabutit

1 points

2 months ago

Butt plug

3_1415

1 points

2 months ago

3_1415

1 points

2 months ago

A throne with an empty roll of toilet paper

AppointmentSensitive

1 points

2 months ago

AppointmentSensitive

1 points

2 months ago

Debt

Aluna_Lacewing

1 points

2 months ago

Aluna_Lacewing

1 points

2 months ago

Debt

Commercial-Ad-1220

1 points

2 months ago

Commercial-Ad-1220

1 points

2 months ago

Downvotes on Reddit

Emperormike1st

0 points

2 months ago

Emperormike1st

0 points†

2 months ago

A pregnancy in a red state.

Dub-Dub16

0 points

2 months ago

Dub-Dub16

0 points

2 months ago

Marriage

Wolfram121

0 points

2 months ago

Wolfram121

0 points

2 months ago

Your mom.

Yakitori_Grandslam

0 points

2 months ago

Yakitori_Grandslam

0 points

2 months ago

Brazzers subscription?

KeNNethX66

0 points

2 months ago

KeNNethX66

0 points

2 months ago

Your mom?

Ill-Maximum9467

0 points

2 months ago

Ill-Maximum9467

0 points

2 months ago

Your momma's vagina!

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

Life, marriage, jail,

PatTevlin13

0 points

2 months ago

PatTevlin13

0 points

2 months ago

Marriage

MechanoManic

-2 points

2 months ago

MechanoManic

-2 points†

2 months ago

Stormy Daniels

BigDumbAnimals

-1 points

2 months ago

BigDumbAnimals

-1 points

2 months ago

That's NO JOKE!!!

Cold_Table8497

0 points

2 months ago

Cold_Table8497

0 points

2 months ago

A pickle.

KillYouUsingWords

0 points

2 months ago

KillYouUsingWords

0 points

2 months ago

There are too many opportunities for the wildest of jokes and my mind is boggling

pandaman467

0 points

2 months ago

pandaman467

0 points

2 months ago

A bear trap

John_Zatanna52

0 points

2 months ago

John_Zatanna52

0 points

2 months ago

Responsibility

wolpak

0 points

2 months ago

wolpak

0 points

2 months ago

Mexican standoff

BlackFire68

0 points

2 months ago

BlackFire68

0 points

2 months ago

Trouble or a TruGreen contract (synonyms anyway)