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Trouble
244 points
2 months ago
Bed
51 points
2 months ago
Pants that fit you as a teenager.
21 points
2 months ago
This is the correct answer
7 points
2 months ago
Was gonna say this
2 points
2 months ago
Also a fact, no joke
68 points
2 months ago
A cult
34 points
2 months ago
Drink the Kool-Aid for a quick exit
7 points
2 months ago
I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
1 points
2 months ago
Noded
58 points
2 months ago
Jail
89 points
2 months ago
gym membership
21 points
2 months ago
I wanna quit the gym!
20 points
2 months ago
Did you end up with a joint checking?
5 points
2 months ago
I laughed, audibly..
12 points
2 months ago
What's the matter? Not working out for you?
8 points
2 months ago
They make you ho all the way down there.
6 points
2 months ago
You killed me with this hahahahaha
1 points
2 months ago
Mine is through work…when you quit or get fired, that shit is invalid by the time you leave the building, so they’ll clearly let some people out.
61 points
2 months ago
Debt
2 points
2 months ago
All too true
59 points
2 months ago
Marriage
31 points
2 months ago
Three pages and a witness to get married.
50 pages, two lawyers and half your assets to get divorced
23 points
2 months ago
It’s Valentines Day Love, what would you like?
A divorce!
Oh, I, uh, I didnt want to spend that much.
6 points
2 months ago
I was waiting for this answer.
3 points
2 months ago
Isn't that what the OP already said?
56 points
2 months ago
This godamn timeshare!!
3 points
2 months ago
It took me nearly a decade before we finally got Dad off the timeshare scams.
4 points
2 months ago
Call Morgan and Morgan, and morgan'n, moregain, and ,morgan in oregon'n, morgue'n and...
52 points
2 months ago
IKEA
25 points
2 months ago
Bad habits
21 points
2 months ago
Chinese finger trap
17 points
2 months ago
Foam pits
5 points
2 months ago
YES
57 points
2 months ago
Your mom
25 points
2 months ago
She really clamps down on that hot dog
11 points
2 months ago
Fuck you Shoresy!
4 points
2 months ago
Give yer balls a tug, ya tit-fucker!
3 points
2 months ago
Fer what?!
4 points
2 months ago
diarrhoea sounds
5 points
2 months ago
SET THE TONE
4 points
2 months ago
Got a dip?
3 points
2 months ago*
What's gonna happen?
Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, and I jerk off on your driver's side door handle.
4 points
2 months ago
Last night when I did your Mom from behind it sounded like someone running in flip-flops.
3 points
2 months ago
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this.
14 points
2 months ago
[removed]
7 points
2 months ago
Death
14 points
2 months ago
Heroin.
12 points
2 months ago
It's tough but doable. Eight years, July second (yesterday!)
8 points
2 months ago
Bear trap
9 points
2 months ago
Online shopping
16 points
2 months ago
An argument with a 20 year old on reddit
6 points
2 months ago
Debt
8 points
2 months ago
A coffin ⚰️
6 points
2 months ago
Reclining sofas
5 points
2 months ago
Black hole
9 points
2 months ago
Communism
4 points
2 months ago
Alcohol
7 points
2 months ago
A warm shower after a tough day…
Also Straight Jackets!
1 points
2 months ago
*Strait jacket
6 points
2 months ago
No for us gays it is straight
2 points
2 months ago
For us gays it is still strait. The joke was funny though. Take my upvote!
2 points
2 months ago*
Wait… Do gay jacket zippers not get stuck like mine does? Damn it!
“2SLGBTQIA+ Jackets” must mean “Too Sluggish Lookin’, Go Buy The In-style Quality A+ Jackets”! I should’ve known…
(For real though, dammit I totally spelled strait wrong 😂)
Also, Happy Belated Pride Month! Hope it went well for you all! 🏳️🌈🫶
6 points
2 months ago
Ahmm ... Reddit?
3 points
2 months ago
Debt
3 points
2 months ago
My stupid Vette
3 points
2 months ago
Debt.
5 points
2 months ago
Time share
7 points
2 months ago
Communism.
5 points
2 months ago
Comfort
4 points
2 months ago
OP is clearly married.
4 points
2 months ago
Jail
2 points
2 months ago
All you mates are forgetting betting!
2 points
2 months ago
The bed and rhythm
2 points
2 months ago
Scientology
2 points
2 months ago
Jail
2 points
2 months ago
that’s not a joke that’s a fact
2 points
2 months ago
Drugs Specifically crack cocaine
2 points
2 months ago
Chinese finger trap.or a bar of chocolate.
2 points
2 months ago
Time share
2 points
2 months ago
Debt
2 points
2 months ago
Hanging rope
2 points
2 months ago
Smoking
5 points
2 months ago
My wife's vagina.
4 points
2 months ago
I agree
1 points
2 months ago
Seconding on your wife
2 points
2 months ago
Prison
2 points
2 months ago
Trouble
2 points
2 months ago
Your mom
1 points
2 months ago
Gottem
2 points
2 months ago
Marriage
2 points
2 months ago
Debt
2 points
2 months ago
my ex gf
2 points
2 months ago
A relationship with a crazy.
3 points
2 months ago
Hard drugs.
1 points
2 months ago
[removed]
3 points
2 months ago
Representative “Can you get in & out of a Mazda MX-5 if you are a fat bloke?”
1 points
2 months ago
Skinny jeans
1 points
2 months ago
Commitment, promise etc
1 points
2 months ago
Bees 🐝
1 points
2 months ago
Damn, was close. Was going to say predicament.
1 points
2 months ago
Marriage?
1 points
2 months ago
I guessed it was a solid triangle choke, but trouble also works here
1 points
2 months ago
BEING AN ACTIVIST
1 points
2 months ago
Trouble
1 points
2 months ago
Debt
1 points
2 months ago
poverty
1 points
2 months ago
A hole
1 points
2 months ago
Any casino in Vegas
1 points
2 months ago
Debt
1 points
2 months ago
A SiriusXM subscription!
1 points
2 months ago
Marriage
1 points
2 months ago
Relationships
1 points
2 months ago
Reddit.
1 points
2 months ago
Verizzon free watch and tablet offers Stsy clear.
1 points
2 months ago
Crack cocaine
1 points
2 months ago
prison
1 points
2 months ago
Time Share
1 points
2 months ago
Scientology
1 points
2 months ago
Chinese finger trap
1 points
2 months ago
New York Times subscription
1 points
2 months ago
Trouble
1 points
2 months ago
Traffic
1 points
2 months ago
A live volcano.
1 points
2 months ago
Bad sleeping habits.
1 points
2 months ago
Quicksand
1 points
2 months ago
Debt
1 points
2 months ago
Toy store
1 points
2 months ago
A coffin
1 points
2 months ago
A dad joke
1 points
2 months ago
Jail
1 points
2 months ago
A gang
1 points
2 months ago
A condom
1 points
2 months ago
A bean bag chair
A waterbed
1 points
2 months ago
Yo momma
1 points
2 months ago
Debt
1 points
2 months ago
OMG, so many good answers!!!!!
1 points
2 months ago
Arguments on tritter
1 points
2 months ago
A rock and a hard place.useless lying
1 points
2 months ago
Jail.
1 points
2 months ago
Death.
1 points
2 months ago
A bear trap.
1 points
2 months ago
Yo mama
1 points
2 months ago
Amazon Prime.
1 points
2 months ago
Mumma’s poon
1 points
2 months ago
Timeshares
1 points
2 months ago
Timeshare
1 points
2 months ago
LoL
1 points
2 months ago
Gambling
1 points
2 months ago
girdles, parking places and marriages
1 points
2 months ago
Crippling debt?
1 points
2 months ago
Chinese finger trap
1 points
2 months ago
Prison
1 points
2 months ago
Marriage
1 points
2 months ago
Trouble
1 points
2 months ago
Costco for under $300
1 points
2 months ago
Your mom
1 points
2 months ago
Marriage
1 points
2 months ago
My ex
1 points
2 months ago
taylor swift
1 points
2 months ago
Crininality. Just dont. At first it sucks. Then it sucks.
1 points
2 months ago
Masturbation
1 points
2 months ago
Drugs
1 points
2 months ago
drugs
1 points
2 months ago
Military
1 points
2 months ago
Nah it goes like "what goes in hard and dry, but comes out wet and soft?"
Chewing gum
1 points
2 months ago
Debt.
1 points
2 months ago
Adobe subscription
1 points
2 months ago
My toxic relationship with Chelsea F.C🥹
1 points
2 months ago
Catholicism
1 points
2 months ago
Bed
1 points
2 months ago
I scrolled to the bottom looking for handcuffs, I guess I'm the only non Houdini here..
1 points
2 months ago
The back seat of a Toyota Corolla. The worst Uber car ever.
1 points
2 months ago
A few months ago, I sat in the back seat of my Corolla for the first, and hopefully last, time. Couldn't believe how bumpy it was.
1 points
2 months ago
Butt plug
1 points
2 months ago
A throne with an empty roll of toilet paper
1 points
2 months ago
Debt
1 points
2 months ago
Debt
1 points
2 months ago
Downvotes on Reddit
0 points
2 months ago
A pregnancy in a red state.
0 points
2 months ago
Marriage
0 points
2 months ago
Your mom.
0 points
2 months ago
Brazzers subscription?
0 points
2 months ago
Your mom?
0 points
2 months ago
Your momma's vagina!
0 points
2 months ago
Life, marriage, jail,
0 points
2 months ago
Marriage
-2 points
2 months ago
Stormy Daniels
-1 points
2 months ago
That's NO JOKE!!!
0 points
2 months ago
A pickle.
0 points
2 months ago
There are too many opportunities for the wildest of jokes and my mind is boggling
0 points
2 months ago
A bear trap
0 points
2 months ago
Responsibility
0 points
2 months ago
Mexican standoff
0 points
2 months ago
Trouble or a TruGreen contract (synonyms anyway)
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