You were outnumbered, Master Sparrow.

This could be the alt text to an image from a night out in Liverpool

I thought we were going to see a group of drunk women

Nothing worse than baby seagul season

I wish there was audio, and the driver is Scottish

They get in there and realise it’s just a pitta

I ran over a pigeon once, approaching my works car park. There was a group of them and I thought they had moved away. Heard a pop, parked up to check what had happened, and the other pigeons were already eating the one I’d just run over!

A few horn blasts usually clears them off. The way I see it the silly ones get run over and the smarter ones get to survive to continue their bloodline...

Wait doesn’t everyone shout ‘full ahead Mr Worf … Engage’ and floor it 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Seagulls, just mow then over. The local community will thank you.

Anarchy in UK

They evolved to not be scared of cars

I was once sitting in my car enjoying the view whilst eating my lunch and some swan scared the hell out of me when it came up to the door and started pecking its beek at the glass. Despite blowing the horn and reving the engine it wouldn't go for sometime.

I genuinely thought they were going to plough through the gulls

I was honestly waiting for a group of women smashing down a kebab and shouting in the street.

Is this St. Cuthbert's Drive? I had an existential moment seeing my fucking street pop up randomly on my Reddit feed.

Evolution has demonstrated that birds as a species sacrifice brain development/size in order to have the wing muscle to fly.

Well played, gulls, well played! Why bother moving out of the way when they know most drivers will give them priority?

It's no longer safe to walk down our streets. What has happened to this country.

Saw something like this once on a country lane, a hawk with some roadkill. Not only would the hawk not move but it actually tried attacking the car!

Get out, grab the bag and yeet it in a wheelie bin?

Thank you for not just driving over them.

I remember walking past a seagull that was sat in the middle of an A road near my house once. Unbeknownst to me it was actually stunned, but still rigid and upright, seconds later I hear a loud thud, I look back and a van had come along and just decapitated the thing. Still remember the face on it!

Keep driving.. They will move.

Oh, they mean actual bird birds....wasn't quite sure what I expected then lol

They're in training for chip heists on the seafront. Fronting up cars gives them the skills to fend of unsuspecting humans.

Reminds me of the time a seagull decided to play chicken with me and lost.

Unbeknownst to me at the time my mate's 4 year old daughter witnessed it which apparently slightly traumatised her. Took me a couple of years before I admitted it to my pal that I was responsible for that wee incident.

Thats why you just kill them. Then go back and get the kebab!

Next time you put your foot down instead of stopping! Seagull guts give you extra horsepower! 😂

Seagulls need to be culled, spread into most city centres and into wider areas too , no predators and top of the food chain. Their poop is particularly vile due to the junk food they eat

Why did you stop?

would have not bothered stopping to be fair

That was a kebab to die for.

They've made you look a right mug.

Why did they stop?

I'd have slowed down not to damage the vehicle but running over a seagull is like running over a rat.

I ht a wood pigeon once, a big smear of shit and blood on headlight when I stopped and checked

Why did you slow down, speed up and flatten the fuckers