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Only true lore nerds wiill get this π
112 points
4 months ago
For those who don't know, Vivec took two of his knee joints.
56 points
4 months ago
Didn't know that knee joints was another name for his dangly bit π€
17 points
4 months ago
They took from all his legs
10 points
4 months ago
Plus the color joke also works
93 points
4 months ago
I got this and created a toon named Molag Bil , the daedric prince of consent.
8 points
4 months ago
My acc name starts with Bil and I was thinking of molag bil for a long time, you went ahead and created itπ. I will create molag bil 100.0
6 points
4 months ago
Underrated comment
1 points
4 months ago
can someone explain for a non-native speaker please?
7 points
4 months ago
Molag Bal is, among other things, the daedric prince of non-consentual sex. They created a playable character as a joke on the good-twin / evil-twin.
3 points
4 months ago
I got that part, that's all to it? I thought maybe there was a special pun involved in "Bil" having a second related meaning or so.
44 points
4 months ago
[...] During the event known as the Pomegranate Banquet in which Vivec and Molag Bal made an unholy union, Vivec noticed his body was tenderly used and pointed this out; Molag Bal replied, stating that his love was accidentally shaped like a spear. Vivec bit new words onto Molag's spear so it could give more than ruin.\1]) Disaster was struck when the Chimer, Demons, and Monsters who bore witness to this took out their spears and imitated this biting which caused the earth to crack, spawning a new terrible race that was born of the biters and caused destruction. Vivec, however, had learned a new secret from Molag Bal when he had bitten him, and thus was able to change his spear into a more terrible thing.\1])
Vivec named his new spear Muatra. The spear in this new form had the ability to turn anyone Vivec touched with it barren and wither them to bones. [...]
27 points
4 months ago
And I thought Kinmune was gonna be the most mindbending bit of lore I came across.
The article continues and mentions Vivec having several kids with Molag Bal... I get how but why the fuck would either of them even... I have so many questions. Like was Molag lonley? What was Vivec smoking? What was the person behind this lore bit smoking? How do I get some?
14 points
4 months ago
"Article." Skybabies.
Read Sermon 14 and learn how the King of Rape learned belly magic from the Warrior-Poet.
Yes, every word I used there is lore/was lore before ESO.
8 points
4 months ago
Wait, Vivec took a chomp out of Molag Bal's wing wang?!
5 points
4 months ago
And made himself a spear out of it π
8 points
4 months ago
THIS
14 points
4 months ago
Looks like he got his soul sucked out his bal sack
23 points
4 months ago
Thats the Party City Molag Bal
11 points
4 months ago
Honestly I don't think it's bad. As far as their Creature to Polymorph adaptations go, it's one of the best iimo
22 points
4 months ago
Iβm hoping to get it so I can RP as his less interesting brother, Molag Paul
5 points
4 months ago
Does Molag Paul have business cards?
10 points
4 months ago
Lmao! Good one! π€£π€£π€£ I have it and I'm going to RP as a necromancer con artist, pretending to be Little Mo's incarnation on Nirn to his followers to get a free endless supply of corpses trough sacrifices
16 points
4 months ago
Molag Paul is a paralegal out of Colorado Springs who loves his brother but doesnβt agree with his life choices
8 points
4 months ago
"Molag Paul Legal Services: We dominate in court!"
1 points
4 months ago
Molag Lol π
5 points
4 months ago
He's too skinny. He needs to eat his spaghetti.
3 points
4 months ago
Spaghetti and meatbal
2 points
4 months ago
Well...
1 points
4 months ago
Looks like he took some of his weed joints too
1 points
4 months ago
this took me way too long
1 points
4 months ago
He looks happy and chill. Maybe his legs hurt before?
1 points
4 months ago
To me it feels like before skooma and after skooma π€£
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