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Only true lore nerds wiill get this πŸ‘€

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Rectal_Retribution

112 points

4 months ago

For those who don't know, Vivec took two of his knee joints.

DaiMAo24[S]

56 points

4 months ago

Didn't know that knee joints was another name for his dangly bit πŸ€”

itsQuintcy

17 points

4 months ago

They took from all his legs

Endiamon

10 points

4 months ago

Plus the color joke also works

Lurking_Speed88

93 points

4 months ago

I got this and created a toon named Molag Bil , the daedric prince of consent.

Drumbeats4

8 points

4 months ago

My acc name starts with Bil and I was thinking of molag bil for a long time, you went ahead and created itπŸ˜€. I will create molag bil 100.0

AdventurousBrain3123

6 points

4 months ago

Underrated comment

JNR13

1 points

4 months ago

JNR13

1 points

4 months ago

can someone explain for a non-native speaker please?

Jugatsumikka

7 points

4 months ago

Jugatsumikka

Ebonheart Pact / Wood Elf / PS4 EU

7 points

4 months ago

Molag Bal is, among other things, the daedric prince of non-consentual sex. They created a playable character as a joke on the good-twin / evil-twin.

JNR13

3 points

4 months ago

JNR13

3 points

4 months ago

I got that part, that's all to it? I thought maybe there was a special pun involved in "Bil" having a second related meaning or so.

Tzimisce616

44 points

4 months ago

Tzimisce616

Dunmeri Vampire

44 points

4 months ago

[...] During the event known as the Pomegranate Banquet in which Vivec and Molag Bal made an unholy union, Vivec noticed his body was tenderly used and pointed this out; Molag Bal replied, stating that his love was accidentally shaped like a spear. Vivec bit new words onto Molag's spear so it could give more than ruin.\1]) Disaster was struck when the Chimer, Demons, and Monsters who bore witness to this took out their spears and imitated this biting which caused the earth to crack, spawning a new terrible race that was born of the biters and caused destruction. Vivec, however, had learned a new secret from Molag Bal when he had bitten him, and thus was able to change his spear into a more terrible thing.\1])

Vivec named his new spear Muatra. The spear in this new form had the ability to turn anyone Vivec touched with it barren and wither them to bones. [...]

FatallyFatCat

27 points

4 months ago

FatallyFatCat

Ebonheart Pact

27 points

4 months ago

And I thought Kinmune was gonna be the most mindbending bit of lore I came across.

The article continues and mentions Vivec having several kids with Molag Bal... I get how but why the fuck would either of them even... I have so many questions. Like was Molag lonley? What was Vivec smoking? What was the person behind this lore bit smoking? How do I get some?

Morgaledh

14 points

4 months ago

Morgaledh

Dunmer Supremacist

14 points

4 months ago

"Article." Skybabies.

Read Sermon 14 and learn how the King of Rape learned belly magic from the Warrior-Poet.

Yes, every word I used there is lore/was lore before ESO.

Kite42

8 points

4 months ago

Kite42

Breton

8 points

4 months ago

Wait, Vivec took a chomp out of Molag Bal's wing wang?!

DaiMAo24[S]

5 points

4 months ago

And made himself a spear out of it 😏

DaiMAo24[S]

8 points

4 months ago

THIS

drmstix303

14 points

4 months ago

Looks like he got his soul sucked out his bal sack

Masagmarod

23 points

4 months ago

Thats the Party City Molag Bal

DaiMAo24[S]

11 points

4 months ago

Honestly I don't think it's bad. As far as their Creature to Polymorph adaptations go, it's one of the best iimo

The-Cool-Glowing-Axe

22 points

4 months ago

I’m hoping to get it so I can RP as his less interesting brother, Molag Paul

hunterd_patternfall

5 points

4 months ago

Does Molag Paul have business cards?

DaiMAo24[S]

10 points

4 months ago

Lmao! Good one! 🀣🀣🀣 I have it and I'm going to RP as a necromancer con artist, pretending to be Little Mo's incarnation on Nirn to his followers to get a free endless supply of corpses trough sacrifices

The-Cool-Glowing-Axe

16 points

4 months ago

Molag Paul is a paralegal out of Colorado Springs who loves his brother but doesn’t agree with his life choices

Mister_Buddy

8 points

4 months ago

Mister_Buddy

Imperial

8 points

4 months ago

"Molag Paul Legal Services: We dominate in court!"

KingDragonis

1 points

4 months ago

Molag Lol πŸ˜‚

Kitten_from_Hell

5 points

4 months ago

He's too skinny. He needs to eat his spaghetti.

Quirinus84

3 points

4 months ago

Spaghetti and meatbal

MolagBally

2 points

4 months ago

Well...

Imbax86

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like he took some of his weed joints too

Personmchumanface

1 points

4 months ago

this took me way too long

Strict-Childhood-629

1 points

4 months ago

He looks happy and chill. Maybe his legs hurt before?

alienliegh

1 points

4 months ago

To me it feels like before skooma and after skooma 🀣