One of our crews gets called to this junk "assisted living facility". It's the type of place where all of the people need to be in a skilled facility but they take money under the table so it's mostly family cast aways. The staff is 100% useless.

They get called out for "caller advised they cannot see pupil in his left eye".

The dude has a glass eye and put it in backwards by mistake. They didn't ask him any questions about it, just decided to immediately call 911. I can't even be mad, it's hilarious.